A girl I met on Tinder is coming over to watch a movie tonight. This is the first time ever for me...

I have my tv in my bedroom. What movie are you going to watch? 'Last chance Harvey' is a good movie. Keeping my fingers crossed for you user.

yeah, why wouldn't you plug in the laptop BEFORE the date?

How do you transition from watching to sex? Its my first time I know nothing

> coming over to watch a movie tonight
I seriously hope you are not actually planning on watching a movie
You are not that dumb right?

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Just run the bases zoomer

First with her. Give her a big hug when you see her. Place your hand on her lower back as you lead her in. If she is sorta lying with you (legs touching; head on your shoulder), grab a blanket. Out your hand on her leg. Give her a lil kiss on the head. Lift her chin and kiss her on the mouth.

Pretty much what I did with a girl on okc. Just got out of a 2 year relationship so I was out of practice. But it worked.

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Flirt with her* I mean

calmly say "listen bitch it's time to start putting out"

This. She is dtf already, but still start watching the movie before you make your move

Give her a firm handshake.

Been in that position my man. Be cool, you already got her. She knows whats up and will welcome any move you make. Go with a kiss and move on from there. No shame in letting her lead, and if it leads to sex, try to get her to be on top. It will mask your lack of experience, as she will put it in and do most of the work. If you have to put it in, a great tip is: the hole is lower than where you think it is. Good luck, lad.

The move doesn't matter. You're not going to be watching it.

I don't know yet I'll let her decide

just wait for her to fall asleep and then do your thing

Just take yr dick out during a sexy part of the movie.

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>girl

>be me
>discussing runnerkino with my mates at work
>qt 8/10 girl co-worker asking to join the discussion
>nah okay, what did you liked about the movie?
>says that she liked the visuals, directing, the soundtrak but also disliked Goose's performance saying it's too emotionless
>dumb cunt.jpg
>confidently explain to her why ourguy was top-tier with examples of GODDAMNIT and death of Joi scenes
>she silently agree
>asked if her bf liked the movie
>I-i always go to the cinema alone
>tell her that we should watch the movie together sometimes
>she blushes and smiles
>o-okay user!
>never invited her to watch movie together after that

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this is horseshit, most women don't make the first move.
Be a man and make it yourself. Wait until the movie is over, have some conversation, when it's over or when she leaves ask her if it's ok to kiss her. Either she says yes and it's great or she blows your off and you feel stupid. but she will say yes if you ask.

>watching pirated movie with someone
>audio desyncs halfway through

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When I was younger a chick came over to "watch a movie" and I literally sat there like a dumbass captivated by fuckin Cast Away

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>movie night
>"so heh... you a slow burn or jumpscare kind of gal?"

Doctor Zhivago
Brief Encounter
The Bridge On The River Kwai
any of those will do

get consent forms from your lawyer and have her sign them in triplicate, then take and have them notarized.

didn’t happen

Prove it with screencaps of the Tinder exchange.
You won't because you're lying.

>pirate a movie
>get ready to watch it with someone
>it's in hindi

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just b urself

>the hole is lower than where you think it is
This, girls love a preliminary sodomy to show dominance. If she's ok with that, she's all yours.

Based advice

yikes
it's 2019 grandpa.

lel. did you see her again?

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"what's with the Hindi? do you speak it?"
"y-yeah..."
adapt

Just be yourself remove your pants and say to her "say hello to my little friend" in Samuel Jackson voice

Checked

How young is she?

First of all, “watch a movie” means “fuck”. Secondly, none of us has had sex.

fpbp

A LEAN NIGHT

>lel. did you see her again?
Yeah years later. She said at the time she thought either I didn't like her like that or I was gay.

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>Secondly, none of us has had sex.
I'll never have a girlfriend.

Lol Jesus Christ that’s cringe

>make a move
>get charged with sexual assault
>go to prison
>get raped
At least eventually you’ll get laid

alright, I hope it works

Wrong. I had sex with a fucking emotionally unstable controlling cunt. And here I am, 2 years later, single, lusting over Yea Forums waifus.

What are you watching? Either way, just do some chest thumps and make some gorilla noises. If that doesn't work, she never was into you to begin with.

We are both 19

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post tits, whore

I remember this pasta from a year ago

Good advice but from my experience, most girls, even the whores, want some illusion that they are not, so putting the movie on is usually a good idea. But to each their own. If op was more experienced, and if they were already sexting, would say get to it.

>she thought either I didn't like her like that or I was gay.
yeah classic.
But women are so annoying when they do that.. They give you one opportunity and if you fuck up they gtfo faster than light...
And then they cry because "men only think about sex etc.."

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>ask her if it is ok to kiss her

Girls hate this shit.

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set up a livestream and give us the link OP!

>if they were already sexting,
Never a guarantee. I happen to be an absolute god online and often start sexting girls within the first day, if not hour. But then I've spilled my spaghetti on a shit ton of dates IRL, and they never wanna see me again, despite the apparent connection we had.
Time and experience is the only remedy to this until you can feel comfortable and confident enough to nail it IRL.

"Sh-she's my sister..."

"Nigga she get wet don't she?!"

The odds of a tinder date ending with seks are below 3%

nothing better than waiting for your date to arrive and see her "oh no..." face when she sees you for the first time.

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I know. Maybe I'm weird but if I really like somebody and I'm hanging out with them for the first time, sex isn't really at the top of my list of things I want to do.

It will. Turn the lights out and kiss her during the movie. Having it be dark will help with the anxiety. Don't wait for the movie to be over to make your move, or you'll be tense the whole way during it, and she will too. You'll do fine.

1st Date: 15% chance
2nd Date: 50% chance
3rd Date: 80% chance
4th Date: 102% chance

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That's happened to me too. But it's arguably even more painful when you've been sexting a girl, you've sent her a shirtless pic, she's admitted to touching herself over it, and then you blow it on the date and 2 days later she tells you you're not even good looking.
To this day I find it a struggle to consistently land a girl, when it's so easy for me to flirt and be witty and subtle online. I'm not even nervous anymore. But my IRL vocabulary feels as limited as that of a toddler's.

You are literally me.

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>can you teach me some?
>uh s-sure
>teach her complete gibberish
>gets beaten half to death by pajeets on the street after trying to show off her knowledge of their language
SMOOTH

So in person you get nervous/overthink shit?

pirate any semi-mainstream movie ASAP or buy netflix before she come sover

Yeah don’t listen to this fckin guy, this is terrible advice

I can only speak for myself, but this type of bitch dates exclusively loser-tier guys like (us) me, and they can sniff them out almost like a predator.
I've yet to land a normal, likeable, stable girl. My ex literally became a hard core druggie recently. Glad I at least dodged that bullet while I could.

Oh yeah, put a movie on for sure. But it doesn't really matter which one. The first time I went on a date was in a movie theater. We kissed through the whole thing. Only thing I remember about it was Ben Kingsley was in it and there was a scene at a beach.

>watching a dumb show with some chick
>put my arm around her at some point
>ten minutes later ask her if she wants to make out
>sure
>get handsy and say we should go to her room
it's that easy, if I can do it, you can.

That's the inexplicable element to my story. I haven't been nervous in quite a while, but I guess there must be some deep mental blockage that I've self-imposed on myself when I'm not communicating via pixels.
It's probably nervousness to some extent but there's something else to it too, idk what.

Even if sexting has happened, I still sometimes take them out to eat. Something light, like sushi. It's easy to advance from there, holding her hand at dinner, touching her leg. This is all lube for them for the eventual kiss.

>install tinder
>got 30 matches after 100 swipes though I liked only 7-9/10 girls
>has 99+ hiidden likes
>start talking with 5 of them
>3 of them agreed to meet
>haven't even started to talk to others
WHAT THE FUCK

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>666
Trips demand this, user.

It definitely doesn't matter. A few months ago I put on Zombieland. We both seen it. It is just shit to watch while cuddling/escalating

wtf. it's a tinder date bro.
if the guy is not eating her ass in the first 10 minutes, he has already failed

I can relate to that. I'm the same way but I know in person I get like that out of nervousness/overthinking shit/being intimidated BUT that's the fun of it for me because it becomes a challenge to overcome those feelings, relax, be myself and take control of the situation.

You're too pure for this twisted world, user. Godspeed.

post pic of your face

Put on something scary, but not too serious, something fun. Something like Cabin in the Woods, From Dusk Till Dawn (maybe too creepy cuz Tarantula), a fun horror flick. Make sure you don’t sit too far from her on the couch. Even if you’re not that confident, fake it til you make it. Chicks have a 6th sense for that shit and if you come off as insecure, you’re gonna have a bad time. Gradual physical contact, your leg touching her leg turns into her head on your shoulder turns into your arm around her shoulder turns into making out etc etc. you’ll be fine kid.

I recommend watching "Das Boot" on german. It's the perfect date movie. After they get bombed on the harbor, wipe a tear from your eyes and say "Truly, the wrong guys won".
If she doesn't want to sleep with you then and there she's probably a lesbian.

it's my second 666 in less than 20 posts.

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>119586281
A girl my roommate is interested in came over last night and dropped mad hints that she wanted to watch Loving Vincent, going so far as to pull up the movie on Hulu. My friend took this as a sign to put on Silicon Valley S1 and had it running until 1am when the girl left.

Imo that's more tinder a few years ago. Not that it doesn't happen. But tinder is more like any other dating site nowadays.

how do you even have a conversation that would lead to watching a show with chick. I can't even hold a conversation longer than 5 minutes if it's not about weeb or nerd related stuff

>try Tinder
>manage to get two girls to meet
>day arrives, happen to be browsing Yea Forums
>some user goes on a rant about women
>starts swaying me
>think to myself, "I can't believe these whores are opening themselves up to sex with me"
>give them both fake addresses and uninstall Tinder
Feel autistic about it but my women-hate internally placated the dissonance

No. You make the first move. This guy's a kike

Don't listen to this faggot. Start slow, look for positive responses, and escalate.

Example: Let your hands touch. If she leaves her hand where it is that's a positive response and you escalate by gently rubbing her hand with your finger or thumb. If she pulls away that's a negative response and you wait till later to start again.

nice pasta

It's not autism, you weren't attracted to them and didn't felt like you wanted to handle their bullshit. Stop matching ugly girls.

Hang a big 15 foot long sign on your living room wall that says "I WANT TO SEE YOU NIPPLES".

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this was on tinder so I didn't have to talk her into it. just said we should smoke and watch something.

Not on the vietnam anime board, mate. But I guess I look similar to Gosling, but with more symmetrical face.

Not a SINGLE fucking woman goes to the theatre alone.

>I can't even hold a conversation longer than 5
well, hold 4 minutes with basic shit and then say
"hey, do you want to go watch a movie with me?"
if she says
"no": drop her
"maybe": chat/flirt more until she say yes
"yes": leave in a cool way and contact her later.

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so you have no jaw?

Also: I thought this went without saying, but you never know. Have the movie you'll be watching settled beforehand. Don't, absolutely do not, ask her what she wants to watch.

Instead, have a movie picked out along with a couple backups. Tell her you're watching X, and if she has an objection (seen it, doesn't like it, etc) then go to the fallbacks. If those fail, then you can ask if she has a choice or wants to go out to eat at X instead.

Give her the 'ol natty lickaroo

Dont listen to this virgin

>handsy
great word