Really want to fuck my secretary

Yes it's good go see it

Go now.

>if /fit/
Smash that pussy
>if not /fit/
Jerk off to Siri porn

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He's obviously married with kids you doofus

OP thinks he can actually fuck his secretary.

She's not that picky desu. I fucked his secretary yesterday and I'm only 6'2''

I still don't understand how it would ruin his life, just dent it ever happened if she tells your wife noone can prove it lol

just do it you pussy, life is too short

Do you have the authority to fire her?
Hire an ugly one next time.

I am considered attractive for my age and in a position of authority at work so it could be achieved relatively easily, I have developed a serious attraction to the old girl even though I doubt she is very freaky in the sack

Easiest answer in the world.

> Hey Yea Forums, is there a movie about a bunch of snakes on a plane?

Bruh same fucking feel

Finally have a steady qt gf of 2.5 years, new job at a new law firm, get a fucking 10/10 blonde that just recently graduated college. I want a piece SO fucking bad.

I should just start hiring ugly ones considering my track record

>married with children
>in Yea Forums
nice larp hahahaha

Hey OP. Just barely over a year ago I found out my mother cheated on my naive nice Christian Dad TWICE and then she wanted divorce abd treated us like shit.
Don't cheat especially when you're married or I'll haunt you and every other cheating shit both female and male for eternity and torture you

Based spooky haunter poster

Have sex incel

yes it has james spader and some goblin, it's actually pretty good.

I’ve done the cheating thing with a secretary in the past and I did not end well at all, lady turned full on stalker with me when I told her it was over

Buy the same outfit as your secretary has and have her roleplay as a secretary for you. You could even do it in your office if its a small office that you yourself own.

If she asks where this is coming from, just come clean about it and say you've been having fantasies about your secretary and you need to blow off some steam. Better to be honest and nip it in the bud and not let it fester. She can probably tell something is up either way.

This is a good idea expect for the honesty part

Kek

>expect for the honesty part
There's zero chance the wife won't figure this out but the request makes it clear he'd rather show fidelity to his own wife than ruin it so she's pretty likely to go along since that's not exactly grounds for divorce.

Also for thirty minutes she gets to fantasize she's single and hot again. The only downside is the secretary accidentally coming in while you're doing the deed and you becoming an urban legend.

Have sex. And then have sex with another girl while in a relationship with the first girl.
Then stop being a faggot

Never listen to this retarded television brain on any subject ever.
This is the most incel thing I have read in my life

I have fucked the wife on my desk and my secretary desk and a few other places around here. She is all for that kind of stuff. The wife I’m general is great at accommodating my degenerate sexual desires but cheating or threesomes are not something she would do

>some goblin
Fuck you. Ben Quadinaros is one of the most famous pod racers in the outer rim.

Op here, the thing is she has she wealthy older southern momma vibe going on and I just wanna see what my dick looks like on her mouth and I’m also very curious to see if I can get a woman like this to get down and dirty with some anal and sloppy deepthroat

It destroys people and makes them worse. Turns some crazy. Die nigger

t. has never been in a stale relationship

Creative roleplaying is literally one of the first things a marriage/relationship counselor will recommend.

Some good European secretary porn should help. Try and find one that looks like her.

I'm afraid you are too far gone already.
See you on LiveLeak.

>but cheating or threesomes are not something she would do
I wasn't suggesting you invite the secretary if she walks in on you ffs. It sounds like you have a pretty sweet deal already if your wife's willing to go along with this kind of shit and you already said you think this secretary's no great shakes in the sack. Is she pushing your mommy/teacher buttons? Smell nice? Big tits? Come clean.

In a professional environment it's generally a bad idea to fuck subordinates.
All she has to do is #metoo your ass by saying you put her in a situation where she had the option to fuck or get fired.
And not that I ever followed the advice, I can attest to its wisdom: Don't dip your pen in company ink.

le grand amour

Does her name start with an M by any chance?

>wealthy older southern momma vibe going on
Stuff your wife can pretend for you, just like you could occasionally refurn the favor and enjoy your marriage.

Don’t fuck chicks you work with and next time hire a man

She has the wealthy hot southern momma thing going on, with big tits and a small frame. She bites her lip sometimes when I’m given her instructions and looks up at me with these eyes that make me want to rail her. She is my go to jerk off material

Oh fuck......

Possibly the worst advice I’ve ever read

Great wank description but you still don't think she's a better lay than your wife who you've already indicated is a keeper.

Hot women have always existed and always will, you need to learn to not get hung up on them. There is a very high chance you will fuck up your marriage and career

Just don't do it bro, it's not worth it.

enjoy your divorce

(cont'd) sometimes you gamble more because you're bored and the adrenaline rush of potentially losing everything than because of the payoff. We both know what the term for that is.

you have to be brainless to tell your wife you've been thinking about any other woman. OP don't do this

>wealthy hot southern momma thing going on, with big tits and a small frame. She bites her lip sometimes when I’m given her instructions and looks up at me with these eyes that make me want to rail her
Too bad you can't provide pics, I'd like to blow my load to that too.

You not fucking shit anyway. Pussy bitch

Caligula

fpbp

Is this an American thing where you can't talk about attraction to others just because you're in a relationship?

How the fuck do your relationships even stay functioning?

T. Husband of secretary who cheated on you

I hear men in similar positions do everything on thier power to avoid any 1 to 1 interactions and keep the office door open. The women in response complained

Is this a European to jerk off to your wife fucking other men? Also fuck off, I just wanna see pics of the secretary

I’ll see if I can post a pic shortly

Telling your wife that you want her to dress up like the women you work with and probably are alone with every day is full on suicide. Telling your wife some actress is hot is generally fine. See the difference Pierre?

>The guy who wants OP to tell his wife he's been thinking of other women also is the only reddit-spacer in the thread

It's simple user
>Thou shalt not covet neighbour's wife.

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this thread is probably bait anyway, but does she seem to like you? or do you want to be a nigger and pressure her? and how do you know if she would agree to fucking anal sex and deepthroating right off the bat, what the fuck mate?

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I don’t live anywhere near her fuckhead

thats a horrible idea, if you want to do it you need to do it slowly, bring up the idea of costumes, start whit clasic ones, cop, cheerleader, firefighter, nurse, etc, and then between all of this secretary will not look so suspicious
it would be better if you can make her think it was her idea, but if you are in this board then you probably cant pull it off

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It's not coveting if she's giving it away for free tho.

I don’t know if she would go for anal and deepthroat, that’s part of the allure

>and how do you know if she would agree to fucking anal sex and deepthroating right off the bat, what the fuck mate?
Maybe she put that on her resume.

Please OP, before thread gets deleted

t. gymcel

what a reatard. go ahead and ruin your life then fuckface

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Dilate
Also bump for picz

she's probably a gold digging cunt tho

>I hear
no one cares, adults are talking

Guess OP busted his nut to this obvious LARP and moved on

>I’ll see if I can post a pic shortly
In the event this thread gets nuked let's pick a board where you can follow up. /s/ is pissy about threads with less than 5 pics from OP so where?

>ben quadinaros

I thought my goblin comment might get a couple of (You)s but none this nice, you're a good lad.

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Busy at work unfortunately, I will revive the thread here later on

A man speaks

Just fuck her, cum on her face, not in her pusy. Also
>a 4nigger neet having a secretary

nta but it's a fairly old meme

I read an article and don't work at the office, twat.

Goddamns Yea Forums! Sometimes I love you.

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>I am considered attractive for my age

Anytime someone has to say that out loud it's never true.