>John Spartan, you were sentenced to cryo-prison for your crimes. However, you were left in a bit longer than expected. We've had you shipped in from Mega-City 2 special order. Meet your new partner.
John Spartan, you were sentenced to cryo-prison for your crimes. However, you were left in a bit longer than expected...
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Now lets have sex.
>Hands you a towel
>cryo prison
sounds based no need to repent just be unconscious
>everyone you've known dies
Even more based.
>John spartan
did they reference halo here?
>119585014
saw this kino at the Adler Planitarium with the GF... such a great flick
It predates halo my underage friend.0
>Let's go blow him!
Simon says...check'em
Well, too bad... Check THIS!
>just be unconscious
Yeah, about that...
Anonymous, you have been fined one credit for a violation of the repeating digits morality statute.
>Meet your new partner.
Thanks for busting me out of this prison dude.
i just wanna knit
oh wow his eyes arent cgi
I guess if you want a fresh start its something and its not like you would be the only person in that scenario
>unconsciously starts to crochet a blanket while watching surveillance video
>Sandra Bullock handing him a towel without explanation
>the three seashells
More movies would be good movies if they bothered to do the bare minimum of "show, don't tell" worldbuilding.
so /pol/, would you take a bite?
that hasn’t stopped some
What was the purpose of the three shells
>he doesn't know
>looks like he matched his meat. You really liked his ass.
Also, Sandra Bullock was hot as hell in this movie.
This film had one of the best sci-fi neo-city designs and setups that were used for nothing.
>prison
>repent
The vendor lady had an impressive, giant unibrow.
a sub-species generally referring to as the Burrowing Gypsy
we need more movies like this
why don't we get movies like this anymore
only absolute adapted garbage or straight to dvd shit like geriatric keanu reeves who can't even jog anymore and his fight scenes are borderline seizure attacks
judge dredd 1995 had amazing mega city design, great sets, costumes, character designs..
they don't make them like that anymore
Yeah, shame the writing, direction and acting (save based Armand) sucked ass.
90s Sandra was qt.
They should make a sequel to this for the lols
But Yea Forums told me that's a dude tho
I thinik the unconscious part was like non stop bad dreams running at 400% speed of the outside would
What a delicious hunky body.
his boi pusy smells of sweaty salt
My baby boomer dad always liked Sandra Bullock and would bring us to any of her movies. Why?
My body looks exactly like that, by the way.
>so /pol/, would you take a bite?
He already confirmed that it was delicious.
>I thinik the unconscious part was like non stop bad dreams running at 400% speed of the outside would
Nah, he specifically states that he was awake and aware of his surroundings during the entire time he was frozen. He says he can remember his wife pounding on the tank, even though she wasn't in the room when he went in.
All I want are lights that turn on when I say
>Illuminate
o..oh no the horror
geez wouldn't that suck
It's remarkable when people can get /fit/ as faurk and still look repulsive
Simon Phoenix, lie down and put your hands behind your back.
Geez gosh. Six of you. In such tidy uniforms. I'm so scared.
>My body looks exactly like that, by the way.
>he doesn't comply
>Repeat the command in an even firmer tone of voice, and add the words, 'or else'.
SIMON PHOENIX, LIE DOWN AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK.... OR ELSE!
fucking niggers cant to anyhting right
holy fuck i havent laugh this hard in years. what a pic
Mellow greetings, citizen! What seems to be your boggle?
How much do you weigh?
...
Kek, in the german version he says "Sanfte Grüße, was sind Ihre Extreme?", which translates to "what are your extremes". I never understood it, but found it hilarious in a Simpsons-dub-bad-translation kind of way.
Now that I know what he said in the original, I find it even funnier, because I have no idea what "boggle" means here.
She's always been cute, even up to now.
Two as scoops and one to place the poop on. Optionally the third can be used to launch the feces at enemies
wat does that even mean? some of the names in demolition man are similar to the novel "A Brave new world." thar's it. Halo is a shitty video game series.
You know Demolition Man is a tight movie when Rob Schneider can't ruin the mood of it.
We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
>/pol
and then they made judge dredd
Achievable natty?
How is cryosleep a punishment?
no kiss kiss no bang bang
I watched it the other day
It was pretty good, kind of just forgot about things at the other things.
And had some problems.
Damn
Is the combat like this in the entire film?
If so that's pretty fucking bad.
>Now that I know what he said in the original, I find it even funnier, because I have no idea what "boggle" means here.
In English "boggle" just means "problem"
>Is the combat like this in the entire film?
That's a particularly bad shot.
>How is cryosleep a punishment?
They mentally recondition you to not be a criminal and to have societally-approved useful skills when you're thawed out.
Also you're not actually asleep so you're stuck being conscious and inanimate the entire time.
>In English "boggle" just means "problem"
I see. In that case I truly like our version better. "extreme" as substitute for "problem", as in "extreme mood" or something is funnier imo.
Same with e.g. how they translated "sweet can" from Homer Badman. In english, that expression still makes sense, because "can" for "butt" is a reasonable idea.
In the german dub, he says "Köstlichkeit" (delicacy), which is then shortened to "Kös". Now, "Kös" is not a word. At all. So it sounds like it's a specially made up pervert word, which makes it much funnier in my opinion. Of course that was a rare stroke of luck/genius because often the translation was lackluster; they fell for many false friends and literal translation.
>Sandra Bullock's character is then revealed to be his daughter
what did they mean by this?
Wasn't this also because him and Phoenix were one of the firsts put under?
Wait a minute, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?
They didn't get lowjacked with tracking beacons because of their early incarceration, but from what the Warden says, it seems like all the cryo-cons are fully aware during their entire duration.
Didn't even realize that was a real-world brand name reference until just now
I like Sandra. She seems nice. Like how Anne Hathaway might be if she wasn't trying so hard to be Audrey Hepburn.
>/pol/
Wohha confirmed
I used to think this guy was big
Lol what a dyel
>even though she wasn't in the room when he went in
Wtf dude it's implyed she went to visit him after, not that she was pounding the tank absolutely rigth there
Stfu Klaus, nobody cares
Fucking yikes. I guess if it turns me into a talented workaholic it's fine.
As long as I still have a personality and my beliefs.
Hell yes
Fucking yikes.
I guess if it turns me into a talented workaholic, it's fine. So long as I have my own personality and beliefs
Stupid fucking site lag, made me think the message didn't post.
That's what the post says too.