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>was it sexual harrasment?

This post confirms that you're VF

why was Geordi a manlet?

reg is just tall

Believe it or not, more than one person in existence dislikes Enterprise. Not to mention that I'm a fat neckbeard from rural Tennessee and not a skinny twink from Seattle. But again, I'd rather not derail the thread and make it about me. That goes against everything I wanted to do with this, so I can't give you any more (You)s, my friend. I'm sorry.

akoochemoya
i am far from the bones of my ancestors

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>I'd rather not derail the thread and make it about me.
Of course not. Why would you want to do that?

it's not Friday yet, Chakotay, lay off the pipe

Should they have kept the phaser belts with the shoulder straps? I know, it's a little martial for TNG but damn was it aesthetic.

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Why do bajoran people hate the federation? They are hepling the bajor homeplanet against cardassians.

Typical VF post

shit

>a race of brainlets
>being logical
come on now

Good night, sweet Klingon Princess...

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no need to dim lights when using a viewing screen

Based retard Dyson sphere frog poster

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>Believe it or not, more than one person in existence dislikes Enterprise.

majority of fans dislikes enterprise. Many of them don't even consider it a real trek(and they are goddamn right). Liking ENT is a tv meme that went too far. ENT was so shit it literally killed the franchise until JJ reanimated it.

He's not funny.

>Why yes. It is nice to celebrate Tuvok's birthday in my READY ROOM. I know how formal Tuvok is, and to him summoning him to my personal quarters would be inappropriate.

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>How would you fix Mayweather and make him more relevant to the plot
Scrap the boomer subplot and give him Malcolms Section 31 connection. Remove all the temporal cold war and make it a regular cold war with the super duper mysterious Romulans from the start. Makes having a clandestine agency important and vital to the survival and formation of the first treaties between the founders of the fed. An Earth that's been under defacto occupation by the Vulcans for a century would totally make sense to have a Section 31 predecessor

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yeah, yeah. rub it in.

>having taste this bad
Trek died off because it had been running since the '80s and was on fucking UPN. It had to follow the shitshow that was Voyager and people were just tired.

Am I funny?

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Seething.

Why is /trek/ so damn comfy?

What drink would Picard have ordered from the replicator in that alternate universe?
>whiskey, on the rocks, now.

>Tell me, Captain

Can someone explain this meme to me?

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Gin

indirectly, yes. I relish in all the drama you cause and the ruined lives it leaves behind. My fav trek episode is Clues in tng.

Why would you fix love? This was the mistake of the Bajoran's, this was the mistake of the Federation, this was the mistake of Nerys and even Ziyal.... They could never accept the unending, unconditional love of Dukat.

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>Computer, one oz of lean in a Sprite can.

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You'r'e feisty, spirited and you don't take shit. I can dig that.

it's from ds9

what's lean?

Hmmm, I can see some truth behind this

That's not what happened. DS9 lost 8 million out of 12 million viewers from TNG. Trek then moved from syndication to UPN, a fifth rate network. Taking the loss in viewership from moving out of syndication, VOY and ENT maintained the viewership levels from DS9. UPN started going bankrupt because they had no big name shows besides trek. When they began the merger with CBS and split with Viacom, they started cutting their most expensive shows. Trek was the most expensive production. They cut it and UPN shut down permanently months later. It had nothing to do with trek and everything to do with UPN. Stop repeating memes about situations you don't understand.

elaborate.

Not Riker.

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t. vf

>ENT was good! It was the voyager's fault everyone thinks it was bad!

Scotch, neat. Probably something like that.

Was his leaning the secret of his success with women?

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>UPN started going bankrupt because they had no big name shows besides trek.
The pottery rhymes with CBS All Access.

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The Twilight Zone is a big name show. But that's all they have and the reboot probably didn't meet their expectations.

Let me say, the more recent Riker looks much less aged than Troi. Maybe that was just the right amount of fat.

Are you saying Dukat and Winn had the purest love in all of Trek?

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I'm starting to enjoy your posts. You're not like the other tripfags.

>How would you fix Mayweather and make him more relevant to the plot?
The boomer aspect of his character should have made him the experienced space veteran rather than T'Pol. T'Pol worked in a Vulcan compound on Earth. She could have had book knowledge about things Enterprise encountered but Mayweather would give it the nuance of experience. Of course part of the problem with this is they decided to say his ship was capable of warp 2 so Enterprise would have quickly out traveled him.

They should have really just left the speed of that freighter ambiguous. And really the whole first warp 5 ship wasn't really that important to the plot of Enterprise anyway aside from 2 or 3 episodes so who gives a shit?

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Dyson never suggested building a hollow sphere around a star. His idea was a number of platforms arranged in a ring. Granted, the engineering needed to build even that would be unfathomable, but a literal fucking sphere is preposterous even for Star Trek.

>And really the whole first warp 5 ship wasn't really that important to the plot of Enterprise anyway aside from 2 or 3 episodes so who gives a shit?

user, the point was they were the first humans out there.

He wanted to rule with a softer hand but was forced to take severe measures by Central Command. And besides, the Bajorans are insufferable, they have to be one of the most irritating species in Star Trek, it's all about them and their religion and their identity, it's like an insular, self obsessed alien race, just so fucking irrationally smug. Gul Dukat had a right to be pissed at them because they tried to assassinate him and didn't appreciate his humanitarian policies. He was trying to help them in an adverse situation and they spat in his face. So why wouldn't he resort to hyperbole about annihilating Bajor? Also he loves his daughter and got along well enough with Kira for a time. It is true though that the Cardassians had no right to subjugate the Bajorans, that was the original crime, but Dukat was just a servant/soldier playing his role in that, it wasn't his original sin but that of his species.

Well now we know you're old as fuck. And lonely.

The Dyson's sphere would need rocket bases to shoot down meteors.

Very well. That will be all for now.

Nice rebuttal.

Then they shouldn't have had a fucking "boomer" at all should they? The question wasn't how do you redesign the character it was how do you fix it. Scrapping what little of a character there was and putting something else in its place isn't fixing it.

he's fat, not old.

i'm in fandom circles for like 20 years. Outside of Yea Forums it's hard to find people that think ENT is good. The only thing you would hear is someone saying that it got better in the third and fourth season. Many people have dropped this shit before the half of season one.

you can say what you want about voyager but it felt like Trek. There was common core between tos, tas, tng, ds9 and voy. ENT and Disco don't have that. They feel like generic space shows on sf channel.

Why doesn't he know what lean is?

jesus christ

He's white?

whatever

I WISH we had a streaming service with all Star Trek back then. I paid 25 bucks a tape for the TNG VHS collection

Was it ever released again as something digital?

hhhaahhhahahhahahhhhhha what a dweeb!

What, do you want to go around and around about being the first out there? What episodes did that really matter in? Now tell me, how is being the first out there, different than TOS or TNG where every week they're at a completely new planet?

Oh, that's fucking right, IT'S NOT ANY DIFFERENT! Fuck. Just saying Ent is different because the producers said some shit that TV Guide printed doesn't make it different.

You can build a space wall but not a Dyson sphere.

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holy shit imagine being this autistic

>Outside of Yea Forums it's hard to find people that think ENT is good
I know plenty of normies who like ENT. I mean, you can make the argument that they're not ST fans, but then again, these same normies saw a bit of STD and immediately dropped it for being trash.

DS9 was considered shit up until recently. People are dumb and don't form their own opinions, they instead listen to really vocal posters with extreme views. Enterprise got a season 4 because fans made a petition to save it, so this is probably just a typical case of a vocal group of haters who seem more numerous than they actually are.

You're coming off as desperate.

Fight me. I just don't want to do real work at my job. I just wanna shit post.

Stop believing anything he posts. He's obviously a shut-in with no life outside of Trek and spends his days here bitching about imaginary people he thinks don't like Star Trek, adding to his delusions with new buzzwords every few years as he perceives differing opinions as personal attacks against him. When you live your entire life in a vacuum shut off from the real world it's very easy to become delusional.

I know what 'lean' is. Do you not also realize that there's a meme dating back to the YTMND days about Riker's actual, physical leaning during TNG? I thought Bashir using lean like that was a clever play on words because of the double meaning.

I'm sorry that you were too low-IQ to understand. By the way, here's the old Riker lean meme.
rikerlean.ytmnd.com/

sounds lonely and sad

Fuck off, VF

I just think the computer replicating codine for recreational street use but on the Enterprise is funny. I'm sorry.

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Not that guy but he is right. I grew up watching Trek with my mom. My best friend Ryan and his dad were huge trekkies too. Everybody I knew that liked Star Trek hated it. That's my personal experience, anyway.

lol

I might almost pity him if he weren't so hostile and his posts were about anything other than how much he hates Trekkies who aren't exactly like him.
Almost. He chooses to be lonely and sad.

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>My best friend Ryan
Is this insufferable faggotry?

every time they met a new species it was different then TNG

Why are you so sad all the time

>DS9 was considered shit up until recently.
According to you.

>People are dumb and don't form their own opinions, they instead listen to really vocal posters with extreme views.
Haha what

>Enterprise got a season 4 because fans made a petition to save it, so this is probably just a typical case of a vocal group of haters who seem more numerous than they actually are.
Is this how you think showbusiness works?

Are you retarded?

1/10

Do you think there was ever a chance for Dukat and Winn to be happy together?

Dukat is too chad to settle down and be happy with one person

SGU needs to be bumped up a tier or two, people shit on it for not being SG1/Atlantis.

If it wasn't released under the stargate banner, it'd have been much better received.

>my best friend Ryan
Is that what you call you mom's bf?

Is your birthday really February 8th?

Did you guys really grow up without a best friend? That's one of the most sad things I've ever heard.

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Because Kevin won't man up and get a real job.

My friends were all sychophants.

Is Dukat himself or still larping as a Bajoran?
He can still have some pussy on the side tho.

I saw Generations with my friend Dan and he wore a commbadge and brought a Tricorder.

based Dan

I no don't associate with tasteless observers

Finishing up Voyager and then marathoning Nemesis and Enterpirse. What am I in for bros?

There was no reason to include your friend's first name in your blogpost so they were making fun of you

>I no don't associate with tasteless observers
based retard

if you thought voyager was shit you're in for a shock

You'll either hate Nemesis and think this is what killed Trek or find that the hate for it is completely overblown and while not a great movie, it still has some nice parts to it.
ENT is a mixed bag, but you'll have to watch it to see if you end up loving it (and the themesong) or finding it an unnecessary prequel.

My best friend Jimmy keeps watching Star Trek at 2x speed and won't stop asking me stupid questions about it. How do I help him?

By taking a sharp object and jamming it into your temple

Get the fuck out, wannabe eceleb.

Hey Vee, you and Bee getting together tomorrow night for your regular Friday night ritual?

Anyone else here feel like they wronged Gowron's character in DS9?

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Voyager is unironically one of the best Treks after TOS and DS9

TNG Gowron>DS9 Gowron
he became a generic bad guy in DS9 while in TNG there were layers to him and room for interpretation.

He was always an asshole. At least DS9 showed him dying honorably, by Klingon standards.

Larping Dukat.

I do not disagree and I'll in fact double down. 30 days is one of the best Vogager episode ever.

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I always wondered what the alpha quadrant would look like if that was a Romulan ship that would completely flip the script of star trek but not just turn everyone evil or super young like other dimensions.

that's because ds9 is for fags so they have create faggy characters

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That was really good but not the best for me. Tom Paris episodes are always kino

It really depends on the kind of Romulans that come across humankind. Balance of Terror Romulans? They'd be alright, if wary in the beginning. Humanity would liken themselves after them just a bit, and maybe there wouldn't be a Federation, but some kind of union or alliance. Romulans from TNG though, they were just there to be treacherous and deceitful and antagonistic 99% of time.

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They might have enlisted the warlike humans to aid in their conflict with the Vulcans.

This guy gets it. Stationfags eternally BTFO. How can they ever recover, lads?

Salamanders

Hi VF. You're my favorite.

TNG = DS9 = VOY > everything else

>he doesn't rate TOS
the sign of a pleb

Why wasn't Wil Wheaton invited?

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Jesus Christ, poor Beverly.

quit posting this in every thread

i'm sorry, i read it as TNG = DS9 > everything else

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after the Romulans have conquered the galaxy.

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Isn't that Robocop?

anything's possible

at least he isn't sexual organs user, that was trash tier posting

>after the Romulans have conquered the galaxy.
Based and shoulderpilled

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I'd fuck her

i want a Romulan mommy waifu so bad

Will they ever make a show about the Federation of the future around the Time Prime Directive?

>Based and shoulderpilled

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I wouldn't trust my dick in Romulan pusy
They the kinda hos who come back a year later and say you daddy now

>he actually looks like a romulan
too much power

that was so awkward, would it have killed them to put them as actual older versions of themselves on the enterprise-E

I know >we (meaning BF) constantly argue about Bashir and Garak totally being gay, but what about Reed? Dude sounded fake as fuck whenever talking about any woman (nice bum aside) and had more passion talking with Hayes than with any female character.

why do romulans have forhead ridges if they are distant vulcans?

>muh cloaking devices
>muh talshiar
>muh shoulder pads
>muh birdshaped ships
we all know earwig shaped ships are superior

>tea, bai mu dan, ice cold

>a) they bred with a species ages ago who had forehead ridges hence why they have. Not every Romulan bred with them hence TOS era Romulans
>b) forehead ridged Vulcans existed but were a minority. They just so happened to be the majority who left Vulcan and became Romulans. Could explain why no one found Spock without any ridges weird on Romulus since non-ridged Romulans exist, but are a minority there.

I love hand-gagging women

In Stellaris

Stop vulcanposting

t. (((tal shiar)))

I haven’t posted that in weeks

How tall is Marc Alaimo?

Following recent news, do you know what to do and how to protect yourself in case of radioactive fallout?

Just minutes of exposure can cause long-term, sometimes fatal, health effects.

I think enterprise and voyager could have both been really great had circumstances been better.

Voyager was always going to be stillborn

I feel the same way about the Babylon 5 ripoff

Remember when Tuvok and Chakotay had an ongoing beef?

you're imagining this

You mean neelix?

>that episode where chakotay summons the spirits of his ancestors to haunt tuvok
>that episode where chakotay keeps unplugging tuvok's work station before he can save his work
>that episode where chakotay sabotages the transporter pad before tuvok and neelix are about to beam down
When you look back, Chakotay was kind of a jerk

No Tuvok was butthurt because Janeway chose Chako as her first officer

If straczynski can bury the hatchet, why can't you?

at the time pursuing legal action would have been very a negative thing for his relationship with WB/PTEN that was paying for his own show on the air

but the fact he never mentioned it later on is just because jms is a tremendous pussy

Is Voyager basically The Office in space?

what? her first officer was killed and Tuvok already had a position

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
What did the mods mean by this?

What does this mean?

Take your meds

The way Ira sidesteps it in the DS9 documentary was more embarrassing than Rom’s opening song

Why is season 1 geordi so gay?

Was ira the reason ds9 is a bit ripoff?
I always heard it was the producers wanting the new star trek to compete with babylon 5?

i hate how all those dead voyager crew in the pilot barely ever got a mention

JMS pitched B5 to paramount before DS9 ever existed, it was execs

its not like they were watching B5 and copying it they literally had the series bible from the start

The writers forget them

JMS says that he doesn't think Berman or Behr or Piller saw his pitch. If it happened, then it happened above them.

Brandon Tartikoff created the initial concept for DS9, and he wanted it to be The Rifleman (in space). If someone who worked on DS9 was incorporating elements from the pitch, then it was him or someone in his circle.

Deep Space Nine and Babylon 5 were not the first stories to use space stations. Why would Trek decide to copy some literal who's submission halfway through their very successful TNG series?
Stop inventing Trek conspiracy theories.

I personally don't believe the theory, but you're daft if you think you're speaking with the person who invented the theory. It's an old, old theory.

He’s trying to be gracious, there’s far too many similarities to ignore.

It's a retarded theory spouted by retards.

Is Babylon 5 the 25% of DS9

Probably because B5 is too similar to Star Trek.

I believe this. JMS is a hack.

Say what you want about Voyager, at least they didn’t rip anyone off

That file name is probably true, especially in her prime.

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Gilligan's Island

Like what?

Lost in space

The Odyssey
Lost in Space

Sheridan has a dead wife.
Sisko has a dead wife.

Oh, wait, B5 stole that from DS9.

>space station
>space station has a mall full of crazy aliens and crime and stuff
>space station has super powerful alien shit right nearby
>commander is a religious leader to an alien people
>commander is a widower
>half the cast is alien
>one cast member represents an alien race is super religious
>one cast member represents an alien race that is super powerful and mysterious
>other main cast aliens represent adversary races
>the commander becomes a captain and gets his own super special unique ship
>as the series goes on the commander grows to command fleets in war with many alien races involved

i could go on

screen cap me in the post where voyafags were eternally BTFO
OH NO NO NO

Literally the first star trek was a rip-off if forbidden planet

>the commander becomes a captain
If you think that this is a similarity then I suspect that you didn't watch B5.

Sounds to me like B5 ripped off DS9

>>commander is a widower
Ds9 was already running by the time sheridan became a character in Babylon 5

If it takes place in space it ripped off HG Wells

but JMS wrote 5 year series outline and 5000 year history of his universe of B5 and pitched it to Paramount long before DS9 was even an idea

Goodness gracious, I had no idea that JMS invented the concept of space stations.

B5 had sinclairs girlfriend going off the zahadum early on .. it was a sinclair story transfered to sheridan like half of them

michael o'hare going cookoo changed his plans

No, JMS says he did all that while a real show, DS9, was airing on television. If there were any legal course of action for JMS to take he would have done so, but he didn't, which means he's a lying faggot.

>Say what you want about Voyager
Voyager is the comfiest out of all the trek shows.

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>commander is a widower
Sherridan is only a widower in the sense that he blows his wife up.

no he addressed this cryptically ofc.. once that it would have been bad karma to ever say anything bad about DS9, because he managed to produce his show and everything went good for him anyway

Holy shit you're actually upset
HAHAHAHAHA

>B5 had sinclairs girlfriend going off the zahadum early on
Source?

>he starts the series believing shes dead
>then finds shes alive
>but then not really alive
>then kills her
close enough

>someone steals your idea
>don't do anything about it because "bad karma"
why do your conspiracy theories always fall apart under basic scrutiny?

theres an episode dumbass, remeber she was like in that earth expeditions corp whatever

Sheridan doesn't start the series.

She doesn't go to Z'ha'dum. What the fuck are you talking about?

>when you realize that the B5anon never actually watched B5

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I don't understand this shirt.

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Just be glad we don't have a resident Battlestar or star gate user

I don't understand why this shirt doesn't have shoulderpads.

>tfw have this autistic image in my head of Dukat after the finale ending up in the mental hospital from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and desperately trying to contain his boner from Nurse Ratched
I don't know why I find it so funny, him trying to give it one more go with this woman who looks exactly like the person who killed him. It seems like such a Dukat thing to do.

STEAL HIS LOOK
Marc Alaimo's wardrobe is the definition of cool and laid back, filled with a sense of unorthodox energy.

Most of us probably recognize him as Gul Dukat from the massively popular Star Trek: Deep Space Nine series, but since the series wrapped, Alaimo has come into his own in the fashion world.

Marc's is a sartorial sensation in his signature khaki slacks and button down . Even Garak is seething with approval over this He's wearing a handsome grey linen button up shirt; the low neckline and unbuttoned flair scream "there's a man with a big dick under here". The look is topped off with sleeves that are rolled up past the wrist, exuding an air of mystery and masculine bravado. Ladies, he's not a snake in the grass, but he may as well be a snake in the sheets!

Marc is often seen wearing an 'on trend' black hoodie embossed with chic white "Star Trek" embroidery that can only be purchased at exclusive Star Trek conventions. Get them while they're hot!

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It's not as if dukat hasn't tried to fuck women who have tried to kill him.

I only fuck women who can kill me.

based /fa/ Marc poster

This clit ain't gonna suck itself, Tuvok.

man most of voyager is bland as fuck but damn there are some really good episode
if i ever rewatch this show im just gonna rewatch the greatest hits

What would you recommend?

Never seen Voyager
Never clicked this thumbnail before today
Always thought Janeway and Tuvok were playing flare in the gasoline drum

It probably gets pretty boring in space

the plot was transfered from sinclairs girlfriend who would have died in s2 if sinclair was still there

It would take more matter than exists in the orbit of most stars. A ring along the orbital plane would be more feasible, and dissipate heat better.

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Source?

Pretty funny to be honest

Should I watch code of honor, lads?

Yes, but only for the memes.

>riker calls black people "closely humanoid"

Nothing would happen. If you submerge a flame in gasoline the fire is extinguished.

>planet's leader beams onboard and immediately shouts "OOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH, where all da white wimmen at?"
What was Gene thinking?

I'd go oogah boogah boogah for Tasha any day of the week. That's my code of honor.

Even better, code of honor was written by a woman. She later recycled the script for stargate sg1's emancipation (which was also the third episode of the show)

both sinclairs girlfriend and sheridans dead wife had the same job, intergalatic archeology

the last time we see sinclairs girlfriend near the end of s1 she was going of on an expedition in unknown space

then s2 starts with Sheridan, whos wife died in unknown space doing intergalactic archeoglogy shit

So it's just your own personal theory, but for some reason you treat it as fact, and you get angry at people who don't already follow your imaginary headcanon.

I just gotta get back to those southern jungles on bajor

Truth

>obscure language known as french
Huh?

Fun Fact: French is a dead language in Futurama too.

Futurama is just a rip-off off star trek

Or look like a couch cushion

>clear and simple ways deeply rooted in our culture.

BASED

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Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Bajoran night?"

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

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>Mr. Data, is that the wormhole we detected?

>Negative, Captain, this is a diagram of OP's rectal cavity. It is several orders of magnitude larger than the wormhole.

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How sure are we they're really exploring space and Picard isn't beaming his friends and co-workers into the holodeck for the lulz?

Think about it. Time always passes at the same rate on the Enterprise as on the planets they "visit" and we never hear back from any of the people they meet.

I'm wondering if Starfleet is a Section 31 psyop.

>I'm wondering if Starfleet is a Section 31 psyop.

That's a shitload of lights, user.

I've never once read this copypasta

It's a "Doctor Bashir gets thrown back in time and has to survive on a primitive planet" episode.

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If I were Alex Kurtzman...

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I'm a curious person. It's in my nature to question and distrust authority.

You should, Kipling was spot on in his illustration of the Occupation. Sticking up for the Cardassians might not have been the popular choice but he is convincing.

Now THIS is the power of autism, people. Come on!

*whole thread begins clapping*

I know, I'd much rather watch Discovery. At least that has soul and creativity.

Nobody wants to read blocks of fanfiction pitches. This is chart tard levels of cringe, sir.

>This is chart tard levels of cringe, sir.
Heh, I'd hate to be that guy...

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why is there so much unexplored space in the federation
youd think by the 24th century and all the species that have joined the federation they would know what the fuck was in their territory

>flare

I'll be generous and give them 100 solar systems each. Meanwhile, the galaxy has billions and billions of stars. Put together, that's still only a fraction of the galaxy.

Fire needs oxygen. If you submerge the flame in gasoline it will be extinguished. Chill your balls and learn some science facts.

There's no oxygen in space you mouth breathing retard

Storyteller was an ok episode

You're like the antichrist of basic science. Oxygen comes from space just like everything else.

Did Voyager try to light a barrel of gas outside the hull of the ship? If not, shut the fuck up, because the lack of oxygen in space is a moot point.

Space has a z axis

>Blow it out, Tuvok. If you're a biiiiitch.

Okay, go out and try and breathe in space.

>Voyager is real life
Okay retard buddy.
In REAL LIFE oxygen comes from trees and plankton, neither of which are in space.

flares have oxidizers in them you retard

Star Track's gay

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Man if I could go in space I'd look for hot aliens thirsty for humans not refute basic science according to /trek/. Why don't you go drop a match in a barrel of gas?

???

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If flares had oxygen in them they would explode. The sparks shoot out of the tube.

Holy shit, you really are nine-tenths of a fucking retard, aren't you?

I get that there's such a thing as scientific license when it comes to writing, but even then, the fact that there's NO FUCKING AIR IN SPACE is played pretty straight.

That's just pony play.

Speaking from personal experience?

>its a voyager conveniently discovers something that could take them back to earth but its not what it seems and after the 50th time this has happened noje of the crew are immediately skeptical episode

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>Harley Quinn lived long enough to design Starfleet uniforms

Going from captain kirk in 1980's San Francisco saving the whales, to the stilded discussion of Riker calling Americans his "forebears" is hella awkward. It's like season 1 tng had a stick up its own ass and drank too much of the roddenberry koolaid

>user doesn't pony play
>never been gagged and tied to the bedframe and whipped for being a bad pony
fucking incel

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Ferengi, Cardassians and Klingons are the best.

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Spooky

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S&M is cringe af

No it's not.

Thanks. While the beard is his trademark, it's such a novelty to see him without it. He had aged to the point that the babyface wasn't a problem and he could look cool without it, IMO.

New blessed thread

No, not my kink, but I do keep abreast of things.

S&M is love user.

Cringe