What did she mean by this?

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>how can i be more of a douche

>goose tfw no gfs the whole webm

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urban outfitters

>tfw no gf

Meanwhile, Ana is mentally fucking him.

He's doing mental gymnastics in his head trying to figure out how to fuck Ana without sacrificing his relationship to Eva and his two daughters

Which is better, this one of the Cavill one?

goose represents (though isn't himself) the type of user that enjoys lamenting his own lack of a gf more than a girl's company.

>i wonder what our future kids will look like

This one is less creepy.

>gonna fuck my dog tonight, real good, like better than last time, then i'll finish in his fur and then lick it.

The Cavill one, because he knows.
Can somebody post it?

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Apex chad

wow... he’s just like me....

>you will never make a girl squirt just by looking at her
Sucks bros. She literally starts soaking through her panties.

thats some hard projection lad
are you lonely?

I actually tried this on a girl and her reaction was the same. I noticed she kept looking at me when I didn't noticed then one time I caught her and just held my star at her and smiled and she got flustered. I didn't have a plan after that though cause I'm a retard with dating, so instead of asking her out or anything I just never said anything and continued on with my day at school.

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>suddenly remembering that you're married

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Kek. I forgot she was married, now her reaction makes more sense.
Gal is such a fucking cutie though. She's the only Jew I like

What is this seating position called?

Need the one of the little blonde interviewing the wrestler (?) and biting her lip

Manspreading
Libs and feminists SEETHE when a guy sits like that. They think it's "oppressive"

Literally me. I feel like a worthless piece of shit everytime I go outside and I realize two hours later that I missed an opportunity to make my dick wet.

What do women see in him? He's not that attractive.

planes

he is attractive even if typical whitebread male

cope

She noticed his eyes were noticably asymmetric

how autstic do you have to be to think she actually gets wet here

course not, just a certified card carrying anthropologist

He's attractive, less attractive than some other actors but it's enough to attract almost every girl I meet, you don't have to be the absolute 10/10 for that.

just like me

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the leg twist is her squirting

No homo.

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The chad ballrest

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Oh god oh god look away
*SQUIRT*
*TWITCH*
OH GOD OH GOD

he's got nuts level facial aesthetics

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she’s moving her leg retard, it’s something people do

FUUUUUUUCK SHE WANTS IT BAD

APHEX CHAD

he's literally married with two kids

>those involuntary leg and finger movements
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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t. incel

She smells the pheromones

You did good for a first attempt m8. Keep doing it and you'll eventually get the courage to ask her out/for her number.

Holy fuck, is there a more Chad seating position than this?

I want her to be Supergirl in Supergirl movie.

yeah that seems about right
all """lonely and horny""" posters are normalfags either crying about not acting on the 5000 opportunities they had with girls interested in them or think their life is the worst cause they haven't had sex for 3 months

>takes 80% of the seat
Man of Based

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I’m not the one thinking she’s having an orgasm from looking at someone

reminder

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youtu.be/9yPlVh5L0O8?t=221

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I think that was the anxiety rapid foot sway thing women do

3:40

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millions of dollars

Have sex and then make posts.

hahaha 3 months could you imagine

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I lost my virginity at 25 and didn't have sex again until 27. But now I'm married and can literally have sex every single day if I want to.
We're all going to make it.

fuck off normalfag

Based Mona.

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>normalfags either crying about not acting on the 5000 opportunities they had with girls interested in them
This but I'm still a friendless virgin, how does that make me a normalfag? It's only suffering.

But you cant marry more than one at a time?

fuck off normalfag

God you people fucking wish.

For me, it's three years™ .

I was literally an incel until I "made it".

Legos

Retard.

What expression is she trying to convey?

>this bimbohead mexican slut is looking at me again, isn't she

status, the #1 attractor for females. ryan gosling is actually very average looking, but thats even more ideal because she realizes it means her chances with him are bigger to set down and enjoy high status + infinite money wihle taking chad dick on the side

>bimbohead
Actually, from the look of her eyes to me she always seemed to be a foxy shrewd bitch.

his dog

roons

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God, i fucking hate Bryce Larkin.

His old dog died after 17 years. Goose loved him and has talked about him before.

The funny thing about the roast beef meme is that it proves how little incels know women

If that’s a requirement how am I already making posts?

Dilate

>wooden doors?

I'm coming up on three years. But my ex started messaging me out of the blue so hopefully it ends soon

good for you user.
I burned that bridge. also she lives 45 minutes away and my poor car couldn't take it anymore, not worth it.

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I know, he looked sad

Did someone say Chad?

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>my feet hurt

A thrift store, Maron could wear that shit in Glow

It hurts that no girl will look at you like this

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AHHHHHHH GOD DAMN IT

First person to break eye contact always fucking loses

It applies to all forms of life.

C
O
P
E

just like you

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frogfu wants the cripple wolf d

WITH INCELS INTERLINKED

She finds herself staring at him and internally laughs at herself. She thinks he's cute and a very pleasant person. She's grown up now, but in those moment she's reminded to when she was like 8-14 and looked at a boy she liked, like "oh that's how it felt". She feels silly over it, she's a woman now and she can't act on it because Ryan is taken and too pure for her to steal anyway. A bittersweet feeling.

so no gf

and you're literally a newfag

the funny thing about this is roasties cope with their giant flabby roasts by writing responses like this and unironically believing what they say on a conscious level, but deep down feeling hurt by the roastie memes.

>she never got it

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>professionals who spend their whole lives figuring how to look good and interesting overact interest during a marketing event
What the fuck is wrong with the brains of the people who constantly post this shit. They're ACTORS. They ACT in ways that draw attention to them. It's literally their fucking job.

>tfw i do the same thing where if I notice a girl staring at me I just pretend to go into really deep train of thought

Help me bros.

I'm currently at a chick's birthday party and there's like 25 girls here and 15 dudes. How do I talk to one? The odds are in my favor, right?

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he can't wait to go back to his wife and kids

3 of those dudes will be walking out with 20 of those women
you'll be competing for the remaining 5 with 11 otherm men

roblox

What did he mean by this?

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Remember that you're more valuable as a partner to them than they are to you and you'll do fine. Fake it until you make it and we're all going to make it brah

this one don't belong with the others

>"I can't understand a fucking word Denis is saying"

>he thinks every actor is brando

I love that cocky smile and small head jerk that Henry does. Just personifies the statement of "Psh, yeah, bitch wants it".

he's conventionally attractive. He's got a bunch of basic features that make you think the package is attractive.

It's like rice rocket fags. They add a bunch of shitty "sport" accessories and then call their car a "race car" or "sports car". But in reality my mom's 1990's Ford Windstar minivan would smoke these rice rockets.

Don't fool yourself though. They may not be that attractive on an absolute scale, but what does it matter if you're still pulling 10/10 (or 8/10 in wonder womans case) hotties? Women's perception > Absolute scales in most cases.

I thought she was just being cute before but from this pic you can tell she wants that hog.

feed

>god i wish that were me.

what the fuck is that people they are disgusting

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>I wish i could be as hot as jennifer connely.

doesn’t have an inner monologue

Anime

I wish I didn't have one

This was actually an informative post. Especially the last sentence.

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What?

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>the question that's on every Yea Forums user since Drive

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Can someone post the multiple panel version of this webm where the goose is thinking about James Cameron movies and "How can one Canadian be so based?"

His dog bro died :( they got a new rescure recently

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"he cute"

lmao stalking his prey

literally /ourguy/

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meant to reply to

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>He's getting confused by Scott's utter drivel.
Except Denis Villeneuve is clearly the one talking. I mean, you can fucking see him doing it right there between them.