>Suicide on suicide watch? Not a chance.
Suicide on suicide watch? Not a chance
Dominic Kelly
Alexander Lewis
He wasn't on suicide watch
Owen Lewis
Even more suspicious. A daily reminder his first "suicide attempt" he claimed he was attacked by someone and none of the investigators took it seriously.
Leo Wood
>Surveillance video coincidentally stopped working?
>This one was invented by a writer.
Aiden James
>Both guards fell asleep at their posts?
>We made it up.
Matthew Sanchez
>Broken bones in his neck just from hanging?
>It's a total fabrication.
Adam Richardson
>injuries more in common with victims of strangulation than victims of hanging?
>If you thought we were pulling your leg, you'd be right.
Lucas Harris
It's called suicide watch because you watch someone commit suicide
Ethan Garcia
Epstein is alive
Henry Reed
>A man who had the dirt on the wealthiest billionaires on the planet just commits suicide?
>If you think he's dead, we fooled you. He's in Argentina now with Hitler and Elvis, and the truth will come out.
Jace Long
...
Austin Morris
dios mio
Charles Moore
Michael Richardson
A show about Hitler and elvis hanging out in the 70s would be kino
Jayden Hall
Source on these claims?
Luke Young
abcnews.go.com
there's nothing on the cameras though
Christopher Richardson
Jose Rodriguez
Why would they leave him alive? He's dumb enough to get busted with tons of evidence lying around
Jack Bailey
Trump had him arrested to blow the lid on all the shady shit he did, and that's why he estranged himself from Epstein when he found out 15 years ago. Epstein's in witness protection, faked his death so everyone thinks they're safe but he's going to bring everyone down.
Nathaniel Wilson
How to fuck can you even kill yourself in this fucking cell? Fucking MSM story doesn't even make sense. Nigga was wearing an anti-suicide smock and had an anti-suicide blanket. You can't hang yourself with that shit. Even the inmates there know it.
Joseph Myers
>The runner of a pedophile ring for billionaires also being connected to the Mossad?
>We couldn't even make this one up. It's all true.
Christian Garcia
Useless...it's all useless
Joseph Ortiz
Trump is a faggot who is controlled by the same tribe of rodents Epstein belonged to
Benjamin Cooper
The dumbest thing I've read in quite some time, good job.
He's dead an the kidfuckers are going to walk free from all this. The end.
Jackson Hughes
trump is controlled by his daughter who's controlled by her super liberal jewish husband. Pretty crazy how obvious it was he was trying to get the two of them out of the white house.
Leo Bell
Cameron Nguyen
>MSM story
That's not the MSM story. That's the official story from the prison, which no one, not the MSM or anyone else believes.
Landon Evans
CHECKED
Daniel Russell
I honestly though /pol/ reached peak stupidity in 2016, I was so fucking wrong.
Luke Scott
so rich people killing him is rational but thinking they faked his death to protect him from the rich people killing him is somehow lunacy?
Jaxon Gonzalez
Truly /ourguy/
Chase Morgan
This desu, that nigga is dead. Killing him is a far more permanent and safe solution to reducing him.
Samuel Perez
ahahahahah
Bentley Cruz
It's not worth it to protect him. Besides, Trump is one of the people that had him offed.
Austin Ward
Woah maybe the guards laced his meal with small bombs
Colton Powell
what's this from
looks like i can masturbate to it
Carson Powell
yes
Isaac Moore
Based Trump
Woah, so this is the 9th Episode
Chase Rogers
>are the reports true?
>or have the investigators...left you hanging?
Levi Bell
One is a simple and definitive solution, the other is over complicated and unnecessary because Trump is the fucking president.
The mental gymnastics you dumb fucks do daily is pathetic. The kid fuckers walk free, again, and trump has not and won't do shit besides shitposting, as always.
Carson Fisher
This. Trump pulled every string he could to get him a wrist-slap last time. His judges, his prosecutors. Then he was arrested again and knew it wasn't going to go away, so he had him offed in a building ruled by his new AG.
Angel Lee
The CIAnigger reading this post is gay
Daniel Price
Nice fantasy, but the real world is simpler and shittier than that.
Nathaniel Russell
HEY! I didn't have anything to do with Epstein!
Very rude.
Anthony Kelly
I'd go gay for prime-Frakes.
Oliver Thomas
What? You're as delusional as the guy that thinks Epstein is alive as part of Trump's master plan to drain the swamp.
Trump had Epstein barred from his resorts when he found out he was a kiddy diddler.
Kevin Garcia
shopped
Christopher Myers
laughing at the CIA shills ITT trying to shit the topic into Trump vs Clinton like they aren't all complicit and working for the reptoids like all politicians
Evan Brown
...off by one
John Bennett
Excllent post
Zachary Taylor
6 million? While it may sound true, you may be shocked to learn that this is completely fabricated. It was written by our writers. There is not a shred of Nazi documentation that signifies a policy to exterminate jews in their concentration camps. However, a few hundred thousands jews did die due to typhus outbreaks, but the 6 million that they claim? That's just Beyond Belief™
Andrew Lewis
>Hitler's Vagina? Fake, but real to xer...
Nathaniel Williams
>He does it for free? This one's true.
Nolan Williams
wow this guy seems pretty based
John Wright
Sure he did, kid. Sure he did. That's why his DOJ gave him a cakewalk and a guy, who Trump publicly defended, had to resign over it.
Samuel Ward
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAAAA
Owen King
>he claimed he was attacked by someone
Source