Anyone want to meet up to fight irl?

kek, glad I'm not the only one who remembers that thread.

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I actually want to spectate Yea Forums fight club
Incels and losers coming together to form bonds with each other that they end up learning that they should fight together to rise up and fix the world that exiled them

Hyde park my nigga, you wanna make something of it? I'd smack the fuck outta you white boy

I'm disabled and need a crutch but I can stand for a while if need be.

Everyone okay with fighting a cripple? You don't have to hold back.

Hey, you know what? We can do this. Give me a fuckin address.

i would unironically be down to fight Yea Forums anons, as long as they're average joes like me, im not looking to get my arms torn off by some UFC wannabe

I’m about to go live in Okinawa for two years. Before that I’ll be in New York the next two weeks.
I’m down if some of y’all want to spar

north of philly here. who wants to have a go?

I'd watch the bbc3 doc about it years after it's inception

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Dibs

First day half the people will break their hands and the other ones will break their nose and no one will show up again

who here actually been in a street fight
it's some scary shit

I doubt you could beat every one here up at once especially if I was there

i went to school in philly and fought hood niggers and other college kids all the time. had 2 dudes punching the pack of my head while i had another in a headlock on the ground and couldn't pull my hand back to punch so i dug my thumb in his eye socket. squealed like a bitch, then had what felt like an 8 foot cop rip me off

I once got hit by a car and 2 black guys got out and started kicking me and tried taking my phone before running off for some reason
Only violent moment of my life

Lot of school fights but dunno if that counts as street. Biggest fear in a street fight for me isn’t getting fucked up, it’s that the law will get involved. Also those vids where guys die of one punch from just getting hit in the wrong spot or falling on concrete

Got mugged twice, kicked on the ground by 3 negros (they stole my cellphone), had minor contusions only.

The 2nd time though... armed robber hit me with the barrel on my eye, fortunately didn't lose it, was hospitalised for a week until my eye stopped being swole.

A few times. Got jumped at a concert by at least five dudes. I planted myself against a wall so I couldn't get dropped and threw punches until security intervened.

Been stabbed with a pocketknife, turned around and hit the dude with a pool stick.

Some drunk amateur boxer started shit. I tossed sand in his face, kicked him in the nads, and split.

i had a spic try and rob me in philly once, i reached back for my wallet and came around with a haymaker; unfortunately i was drunk and i grazed his chin. he had a knife and slashed at me and i blocked it with my forearm, wrestled it away from him while getting cuts on this inside of my fingers and palm and he ran off. then i noticed the cut on my arm was like a waterfall of blood coming out. spent the night in the ER and doctor said any deeper i couldn't use my right hand anymore.

fuck philly

cringe post of the day

I'm gonna whoop your handicapped ass so bad you're gonna walk again

Bogie's Liquor Store parking lot on Vine, 4:00 PM. I'll be beneath the mural

You in the city?

Lol what the fuck is BBJ? Are you talking about Brazilian jiu jitsu? That’s BJJ you dumb cuck. Come to Wisconsin I’ll fucking snap you like a pretzel rod you little prick. I’ll peel your nipples off like stickers and sew them over your eyes with your needle dick you punk bitch. Come try me any time pussy it’ll be game over

I’m Tongan and I’ve been wrestling since I was a little kid. I’d drop you on your head and break your neck.

Yeah but I'm really tough, cool, and doesn't afraid of anything so I would win

bang bang skeet skeet nigger

tfw no equally masculine bro to fight for fun with

Shut the fuck up bitch
What city?

Been around a couple, worst one a buddy got his jaw and cheekbone broken in several places. Dude who did it just ran off, but cops picked him up about an hour later.
Myself I've always been lucky because of shit like a totally wasted guy charging me full speed while I stood in front of a wall. Sidestep, the dumb fuck actually knocked himself out when he pretty much hit it headfirst.
Friend of mine did some fight clubbing. Best part is she's an absolutely tiny and adorable looking girl. Like 5'3" and 85 pounds.

Boy, my hands are registered as lethal weapons

beat up or break bones and choke someone out? BJJ is not for fighting, it's for grappling. You wouldn't fight me like I'd fight you, you'd try to grapple me. If you ask me that's pretty fucked up. Grappling is fine but when it's your only weapon you're limited.

Waukesha you fucking faggot
Come around here and I’ll rip your head off and jam it up your pussy

>Waukesha
LMFAO

Ya Waukesha you fairy
What city are you from?
Don’t answer that cus I don’t fuckin care queer but wherever it is should be fucking embarrassed that they live by something like you