Oh user, thanks for showing me your Kinos. Now it's my turn to show you something amazing tee-hee

>Oh user, thanks for showing me your Kinos. Now it's my turn to show you something amazing tee-hee...

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ok.
What is it?

is this how incels think girls talk?

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Is it your dick?

>"I'm gonna give you the time of your life user"
>lays down and makes you do the work

This. I'm banging the hottest girl I ever have and she is so fucking boring in bed except when shes drunk. Ugly girls are so much better in the sack cause they have to be.

I dont even care about her looks I just want someone I can hold hands like that

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Oh yeah, that's for sure a guy with a dick. 4channel doesn't call me the dick spotting kid for nothing, I got clout to my name for a reason.

>brown hair

ha, get the fuck out

Then tell her so you fucking inbred retard, communication is key.

Cringe and extremely bluepilled brown hair and light eyes is objectively the bests combo

She's holding her cheek like that because she just got slapped

It's his dick user

UwU now we're talking

Has anyone here ever shared a bed with a girl? Did she ever fart in the bed? haha

I've honestly not even sure how to go about it since this has never been an issue. I've never had such a boring lay that it takes me forever to nut. My ex was pretty damn hot but could make me nut in fucking seconds.

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>Oh user, thank you so much for that threesome

this is what my dad told me too so im inclined to believe it

I hope it’s your big meaty feminine penis

It's time for you to check these dubs

>tfw want gf but after fapping realize I don't want more wear and tear on my car, to deal with our respective families, to spend more money, worry about pregnancy/STDs, or open myself up

women are a meme

its generally true from my experience

>pulls out piano river tape by gerogerigegege
>i told you it was amazing heehee

*user faints*

Just flip over and force her to be on top

>I dont even care about her looks
lots of weird gay guys be happy to hold your hand bra.

gunna make the first movie me and a girl im dating watch is master and commander, then if she tries to initialise sex ill say loudly "look here comes the best part!"

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The two chubby girls I've had sex with were both incredible in bed
One basically slammed her throat down on my cock and the other whispered dirty talk about how she wanted to be my slave and I could even get her pregnant if I wanted on the first fucking night
You owe it to yourself to go for a flawed but still pretty girl some time. I can't recommend it enough.

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how was the smell

>Slammed her throat down my cock.

Jesus, fat girls can do that?

lotta fat chicks as well. Though for some reason even fat girls can be bitchy

see? this guy gets it. before the "girl of my dreams" i'm banging now this pretty, yet heavier girl had such a fit ass i was banging. she loved to be gagging on my cock when i face fuck her, she loved to be choked and i slapped her ass so hard it would leave huge bruises her friends started thinking i was beating her when she was at the beach.

i miss her actually.

why even get a gf if they cheat one day
dont need that pain

fucking based trips

>why are you still here?

Judging by her face she already showed him.

these dubs

LIKE WHAT YOU SLEEPY BITCH

NOW WAKE UP AND SUCK MY DICK