/bundes/

era of the BVLL edition

1st bundes

Friday
>Golfsburg vs Mainz 20:30
Saturday
>Bankfurz vs Hoffenheim 15:30
Greater Fart vs Alwayslosen 15:30
>bvlls vs Union (again) 15:30
freecastle vs kackbach 15:30
>köln vs bielefeld 15:30
Hühnchen vs Cuckmund (der Klassiker tm) 18:30
>Sunday
boycum vs eyecastle 15:30
>big shitty club vs buttfart 17:30

2nd bundes

>Saturday
HIV vs Rainycastle 13:30
>schalke vs bremen 13:30

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Hello I’m Manchester Utd’s chief European scout and I need to know if Christopher Nkunku is actually good

>Blundershitga

He's world class like Sancho. That'll be 120+ million + Brexit taxes

Absolutely.
He is on the same level as Benzema and Mbappe already.

it's hard to tell. he fits the german league but who knows if he delivers in england

>big shitty club vs buttfart
youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco

Someone's gotta make a parody called 'big shitty life'

Big shitty life, me try da spell right
Hertha nah stay up, no matter how hard me try
Big shitty life, here my team has no place
And right now Buttfart's back on me trace

Anons in a thread
All wait for new bread
We just meme on tom
It's funny how far he's gone
Take a moment to search a quack
Before you post anything that sucks
Don't you wanna join me?
HIV's a friend of mine
I'll play bestbundes with you
Don't you ever get lost
Between 0 and Ei
Don't let the janny see my post

BIG SHITTY LIFE

holy mental illness kek my sides.

Kek

quacktastisch

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Gooood morning everyone.
I don't know what I expected, but Fagbook is even worse than imagined. Those have to be bots right? Pleas tell me those all are bots.

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Bvlls vs Schlotterbeck in the final

>between 0 and Ei

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He's right you know

cowes r dumb lol

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yes

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I got a ticket for the Mainz - Bayern game next week, but I am going alone. Is anyone else going lol?

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go fuck yourself jt

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EffZeh > your favourite club
FACT

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reminds me of Sané.

I'm out for a walk

lel

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0nkaufen, gonna go doopin mental if all the Angebote are gone already.

the rain the rain the rain

wrong

wessi scum

>no era of the bvll
Cant wait for Freecastle to win the cup.

ywnbaw

Hes definitely overhyped. Not overrated though. Sancho was outscoring everyone in the Bundes for 2 years. Literally more scorer points than Gnabry/Coman combined. Then the rest is history. Obviously hed be playing better in a team that doesnt bench him and has a new manager every 6 months, but the point is that if Sancho has problems after consistently delivering for years, then Nkunku is simply a massive gamble.

While i dont think Nkunku would "flop", hes definitely not worth whatever the current asking price is and he would not have an immediate impact.

good post

no bundes and no pokal makes user a dull boy.

True. Lewandowski is the only star player aside from Neuer and Müller Bayern has.

The club is run by morons. Pissing away decades of hard work by Uli in a short period of time.

>decades of hard work
Its not Hassan's fault that Bayern simply cannot buy players like Neuer or Lewandowski for 20 million Euro like in 2012. Players of that calibre are now going to the EPL for 60+ million.

Ulrich literally put Hasan in this position

Tfw you live in a timeline where Buyern can't even compete with arabs over some pacegos lmao absolute state

It's quite embarrassing to be this obsessed about a club that you are not a fan of.

there are 15 year olds who have never consciously known a different Bundesliga champion than Bayern

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>ynr Stuttgart winning the Bundes with Gomez and 2 Mexicans
>ynr GrafiTSCH and Dzeko styling on Ottl, Lell and Rensing

I agree, cuckmund really is pathetic for not winning the league a single time in 10 years

based bulls are going to change that next season

dont like rb or freiburg but at least its something new for once

hmm

RB is a cancer. The last thing we want is another sugar(y drink) daddy club with unlimited spending power winning titles. Freiburg vs RB is literally a well managed tradition club with German talents vs a fucking franchise club.

>with unlimited spending power
not even remotely comparable to clubs like city and psg

KEK

>0nce robbery will be gone b00n is finished
Yeah yeah what else is new.

I am going to find you. And I am going to hug you

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A friend of mine

Sell this white talent to Chelsea now

Burds aren't real.

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This is Germany, right? Up to last September there were erstwähler who didn't knew anyone but IM Erika as chancellor

This. Livelong Freecastle supporter here.

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lustige tanz werbung

Leipzig spent like 200 million euro during covid seasons. Not even bayern could do that. Not only that, but they keep "buying" players from other franchise clubs for pennies compared to what other clubs woukd have to pay.

>tfw hungry but too lazy to cook

how do we stop the Ösi from hallucinating?

Stop deluding yourself. B00n doesn't have franchises all around the world.

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Beiern's last balances
>-58 |+4
>-77 | +22
>-140 |+54
Bulls last balances
>-107 | +114
>-58 | + 57
>-80 | + 45

Bayern doesnt look right.

I guess transfermarkt is wrong then

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Right. So is the 3rd one down from before covid?