Who will play him in his inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in his inevitable biopic?

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Christian bale

Sneed

wtf is wrong with that stupid hair?

Kanye West

Leslie Jones

any inbred amerimutt should do

he's a retarded vain old man obsessed with thinking everything is a "brand"

He isn't wrong. He wouldn't have gotten half as famous if he had normal hair.

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there will be a scrum of actors fighting each other over the best scripts.

Based

its an elaborate comb-over

Alec Baldwin

Honestly though, an Oliver Stone biopic on his presidency will be first rate kino.

Owen Wilson

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Is that Marianne Williamson?

Who has a sleazy, tired enough look to play Cohen?

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why do women do this?

99% of Hollywood