/SoTMG/ Sa n hbs hr tp General

Are you on the list?

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>TOO. GOOD. TO. BE

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Wow. This is awful.

This is the part where you run away

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found the virgin

Maskposters will never reach truth.

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based mask posters

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based

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Dead meme

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does anyone have the webm of the italian guy reenacting the somebody stop me bathroom scene?

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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"my bad"

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If he wore the mask would he defeat Bane?

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He already wears the mask

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best thread today

DOYLE

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>I LOVE YOU, BAAAYBY

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why does she look so disgusted here?

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>15 poster
>31 replies
Dead meme

Wow an average of...two. Maybe we should reply to ourselves with "based" five times like you.

What the fuck

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Blade II (2002)

fucking beautiful

CANT FIGHT ME IF YOU'RE LOCKED IN A TRUNK

"my bad"

ManMsnkebegg4eggr464
64

time to boogie Dr. P

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YOU ARE ALL BAD I'M TRYING TO FIND MY WIFE'S SON

Has anyone actually seen the whole movie? Are there any other good scenes?

oddly enough no one has ever managed to sit through the whole thing yet

I genuinely saw it in theaters

I've seen it on TV about 4 times

when i was a kid i watched it on dvd dozens of times

I saw it in theaters. There are no good scenes in the movie, but the Mask's face is so ugly it's funny.

>There are no good scenes in the movie
what about the part where Loki throws the mask at Ben Stien and he goes "Ow."

Bring around...the Loaner.

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checked

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The loaner?

>but the Mask's face is so ugly it's funny
no, he cute

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...the Loaner?

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based

It's a classic

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OH NO NO NO

What happen bros?

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Its great if it wasnt for that green hair ruining it all up.

i look forward to when we move on from the masterpiece party scene and start to analyse the rest of this incredible movie

Sneed

Underrated

I would have to say that I found the reference to "Halloween" to be quite Kafkaesque. The subtlety with which the Mask farted in Loki's face in the boxing ring was truly a tour de force.

that's just a horrible song

no... we sealed this away... for GOOD!

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It really is an incredible movie. The jarring transitions of Odin screaming "Loki" really are hilarious and fitting for such a legendary mythological figure.

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What would happen if Alvey put on the mask?

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this isn't funny

"my bad"

Sneedposter TRIGGER3D

Arh.

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Why does the esteemed janitor see fit to remove these threads at a whim, regardless of how much effort you put into the OP

because he's still got it in his retarded head that they're "spamming" the board even though that hasn't been the case since like the first day of Maskposting, it's just one healthy thread at a time now

As a kid I always thought it was called "the Loner".

that's the pun

Stupid movie for stupid faggots.

"My bad"

I LOOOVEEE YOUU BAAABYYYYY

Guys please stop maskposting. I didn't spend 3 years forcing my farmer spam for nothing ok?

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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THANK YOU GOD

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did he really shove a muffler up their asses

...the repeating numbers just got here!

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youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro

very far

i hated sneed until i got the joke...... hated masked unti l ifelt heaven to touch...........waht did god mean by this?

It can be yours for $1000

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I got banned for maskposting last week, wtf. It's a fucking movie why would you ban people for talking about it?

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I LOVE YOU BABY!
AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT...
I NEED YOU BABY!
TO WARM THOSE LONELY NIGHTS...
I LOVE YOU BABY!
TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY...
OH PRETTY BABY!

niggerfaggot

dis is the part where you boogay
dis is the part where you dasneed[/spoiler/]ncce

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sneed > mask > rest

only truoldfags will understand,,,,,,,,,

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>this is the part where you fuck up the spoiler

sneedfags btfo

Boogie.

SSSSSSSSSPUMIGANTE

SEE THEM MASQUERADING

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Got banned for posting Mask. Now I'm back.

What do we say to the Janny of Death?

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>What do we say to the Janny of Death?
my bad

>someone saved my shoop

Haha! """my bad"""

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AWAKEN MY MASKERS

Keep saying the same half-dozen phrases over and over. Eventually it will be funny; I'm certain.

>You are welcome, Jorge. It is my divine mandate as God for you to put your hot brown penis into that attractive white woman and produce children. Be fruitful and multiple Jorge, my chosen one.

What did he mean by this?

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FRENCH CITY IN THE HOUSE

SHAKE YA BOOTY

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u mad

Sorry forgot my image

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Why was Frankenstein's monster limboing?

Was it a metaphor for how the undead are in a "limbo" between life and death, such as the other canonically undead The Mask character, Agnes Peenman? Or was it referencing the plane of limbo between heaven and hell, where the virtuous pagans are sent after death? The Son of the Mask himself often seems like he's in a place of 'limbo' between good and evil, often using his powers for the greater good (such as delivering the divine providence to Jorge), but other times uses his powers for evil (such as pranking the bouncer with an IV). But perhaps I'm overthinking it; the limbo stick may represent a literal limbo, a difficult task which mankind (symbolized by Adam, himself a metaphor for the First Man), which Adam ultimately fails as he falls to the ground showing the eventual downfall of mankind

anybody have some insight to share?

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My Bad > Bane? > Sneed

>My Bad
No quotes, no party.

wtf

CRINGE CITY IN THE HOUSE

not a drop of soul to be found

Some dude posted this a couple threads ago. The Mask Pack. Both films and a bunch of other shit. mega.nz/#F!VS4VQAiA!tWpdXmjB3zBrqfiauTr2gQ!FOBzxAaC

So soulless that it has soul

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Maybe you should reply to yourself with "based" five times again. That usually accomplishes a lot.

Came here to seed and feed this

Was Kennedy really hard up for money or something?

IS THERE NO FUCKING STOPPING THESE MADMEN?

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Am I the only one who's hearing "You better cover up, young lady - or you might CATCH A JUST COLD"?

SO CLOSE, HE NEEDS TO BE BANE, HE HAS THE MASK AND IS A BIG GUY!

bump, I want to remind the Sneedfags we're coming for 'em ;)

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Nothing as good as the party, but it does disappoint me how little the rest of the movie gets posted
youtube.com/watch?v=Uix8AbcL7Hk

Formerly Chuckfags

"See that, honey? That ain't rain. It's tears. Tears from the Sneeders."

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the guy holding the baby isnt he from another shitty movie.

Eyes Wide Shut wasn't shitty

>There's no Sneed.

>There will be.

oh little maskies...
do you really think this stops the sneeders?
do you really?
sneedchads have brought total chaos on Yea Forums
you're contained to a general
get real maskbetas

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DV?

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stop stealing my joke nigger

I just realized I made that post 7 hours ago and I called myself a nigger for no reason

>What was I thinking?

based alzheimers user

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>somebody stop me!

“your bad”

Is it me or does Simon Cowell now look a little...boogie.

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There are just so many things wrong with that scene.

The thing that bugs me the most? His mouth barely (if ever) moves when he speaks. Just shows that the director couldn't tell Kennedy that he needed to overact through the makeup for the expression to show up. That's why the first Mask movie worked. Jim Carrey is a natural overactor so his performance came though the make up.

Son of the Mask really is one of the worst movies ever made.

>Was Kennedy really hard up for money or something?
Apparently he got paid 2.5 million for that role.

>woman in a hot outfit
>for no reason the mask puts her into another hot outfit
>and because the mask threw her at a man, they instantly love each other. for some reason.
Makes no sense.

>there are no good scenes
>pointing out an obviously terrible scene

Mask posting will live on forever

>>pointing out an obviously terrible scene
They're all terrible scenes.

Mask threads have been lagging recently, good to see this one got so many replies

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Any place to download or stream The Mask (2007)?

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No, but I'm sure you could find The Mask (2017) somewhere

“My bad”

I wish they would re release this in theaters just so I could see this scene.

>I LOVE YOU, BAAABY

pedo scum

checked

checked

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wasted

dontcha just loooooooooooove quints?

seething sneedfag

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AAAAAHHHH Sneedposters absolutely BTFO

Maskposting is now eternal!!!

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Put me in the screencap maskposters

I honestly really like the song. Of course not this shit version.

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Now that’s where I left my digits...

now where did the wife put those quints...

Bring around...the quints

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i wasnt ready for this

fuck

I think he's saying 'you might catch a chest cold' but I wouldn't put anything past this film

The quints?

>look baby no hands... haha, just kidding
Was this meant to be a joke? I feel like they forgot to add a CG effect where his hands disappear or something.

99999 THE NUMBER OF THE GREEN BEAST
SNEEDERS WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

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cringe

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Yowza

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AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT

HERES AN IDEA FOR YOU MASKCHADS.
BOOGIE x TWIN PEAKS

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SNEED SHITTERS BTFO

WE WON WE WON WE WON !!!

Activate it.

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Just took 80mg THC gummy worm
What am I in for?

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Message received. Ice em all.

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THANK YOU GOD

Sobering up almost immediately

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depends, what's your tolerance?

>"I said jokes, not hoax"
how did they get away with this?

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Je t'aime bébé
Et si ça va
j'ai besoin de toi bébé
Pour réchauffer les nuits solitaires

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My name is Tim Avery
I am 33 years old

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZdT0CD427k4

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wtf were they thinking?

hell yeah i love this one. i didnt even know the artist since it was a part of a mix

>HAHAHA!
Can someone explain this to me? Why did he laugh? What was so funny?

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Officially sold on Mask-posting

based

They wanted to make the greatest scene of all time, and they succeeded

This is good

I begin with intense disgust, but as the scene goes on, I start to agree with green man

I unironically loved this movie as a kid. I dont know what the fuck was wrong with me

You were innocent

Josie and the Pussy Cats

This thread is embarrassing....

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the call that saved maskposting

>80mg
That's pussy shit.

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Josie and the Pussycats is fantastic movie, not a shitty one

he saw the end and he didnt care
>whos that green guy... he cute

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it was x-men i was thinking about and looking back i dont know why i said shitty i liked the movie.

Test

Based banned expired user, welcome back.

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What is the joke of sneeds?

"I posted it 2000 times and replied to myself saying based!"

>le funny name XD
>mom i ruined the simpsons thread again :P

>mom i ruined the simpsons thread that i posted again :P
Fixed

my god who thought this was a good idea?

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OK

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they put the money in and then they couldn't turn back

kek

nice get bud

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How come none of you fucks posted the sperm scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=x6Nb608AZVc

because 99% of us have only seen the halloween party scene

ID?

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I feel bad for chuckling at that Ransom reference

i would unironically watch the movie if someone streamed it and people from Yea Forums were all in the stream. I would make sure I was near blackout drunk and high to increase the shitposting too

ONE OF US
vocaroo.com/i/s0bgWcHcyeki

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No dubs? No party

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kek

we had a few in the past, game for more

which cenobyte is this?

>tfw i got permabanned for shitposting and am reduced to maskposting on my phone
I'm free boys!

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Just look at those digits.

what's wrong with his mask voice? is this dubbed over?

Jamie Kennedy's acting as the Mask was so bad that all of his lines were dubbed over in post. None of his lines match with what he's saying on screen, and it looks so off.

Only his speaking voice. That is him singing.

Cover up, lady!

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The bad dubbing is intentional, and a subtle reference to Italian cinema

kek, isn't he from House, M.D.?

and Harold and Kumar.

Every time I see this I get confused

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Why the fuck are these videos titled like this

I actually like this movie for real

I fucking love it. Whoever uploaded them was way ahead of the meme curve and now their bizarre Son of the Mask uploads are finally paying off.

Check his channel. He titles every movie scene he posts like this

Now where did the wife put those dubs?

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>check the uploader's channel for shits and giggles
>it's nothing but movie clips titled like this

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"Man was transfigured with a strange mask and held merry parties" is still his masterpiece

I thought that was intentionally titled to be a Yea Forums meme. This guy just really was ahead of the curve.

LMAO

He is trying too hard...it hurts

Reminder that this movie cost 100 million dollars to make, and they spent the budget on piece of shit scenes like the one you posted

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Based crossover posted

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>germany
Oh..that explains everything

Ah yes, the great Yea Forums meme war of 2019

holy that's kino

BOOGIEING DOWN BOOGIEING DOWN BOOGIEING DOOOOOOWN

>I called myself a nigger for no reason
I swear to God I can feel myself losing IQ points just by being on this retarded board

>THC
>not shrooms or acid
You're doing it wrong, pal

What's the importance of this particular shot?

>they got away with hot women dancing in bras

based

hahahahaha wtf

I'm laughing so fucking hard

His best work since 12 Rules For Life

Maskposting isnt much fun when it's confined to a general. It's dead... sneed still lives.

This feels like an oldschool Yea Forums post

>ctrl+f "sneed"
>15 results
maskposters have such an inferiority complex

the duality of man

Stop talking to yourself.

This is so incredibly fucking based and no one is paying any attention

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TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

Can't get my eyes off youuuuu

>boogie

seen it already

Maybe a chinese fellow who practiced English by uploading scenes of english-speaking movies with descriptive titles?

>boojie

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postmodern masterpiece

We have to find the holy grail of Maskposting:
In the official Soundtrack for the movie this song is longer and includes a Heavy Metal parody section, which is not present in the final movie. But who knows if they filmed it, or how little they did if so?

Pure kino.

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I'm gay

Absolutely, unbelievably, incorrigibly based.

>QUINTS, not PRINCE.
>"my bad"

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Fingerprints.

>removes Mask mask

Where does Super Saiyan 3 Salvo rank in the Mask tier

Super Smokin' Goku Mask is easily SS tier

this was the day when the sneedposting wars ended

What’s the name of the Italian guy who does the creepy mask videos?

Sneed

Salvo la Monica. Quite the Chad that fellow

Thanks, mask bro.

He's not trying at all.

It's really cringe and facebook tier

i'myay oinggay otay aysay ethay n ordway .

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I have no idea what this meme means or where it came from

this shit is real scary

DOYLE

ahead of its time

"My bad"

It's either one or the other and either way I don't like it

dead meme general?

An user greentexted an explanation a few threads back. Does anyone have it

"My bad"

it's a post-ironic masterpiece and zoomer kino, definitely ahead of its time

>IP count didn't go up

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Kek

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Digits

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>But who knows if they filmed it
youtube.com/watch?v=54dnVIAGXQM

"No"

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This is the only version that shall be posted here from now on

Why did they boo him? He wasn't that bad.

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rave.dj/QQVsVb7G4UEzqg

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I miss Moonman. I really do.

This is a man of memetic powers

They were booing the instrumental girls behind him.

Why not use Youtube like 99.99% everyone else?

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY

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Is this supposed to imitate AC/DC or Guns'n'Roses?

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I can't sleep.

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yeah he's Floop in Spy Kids but that's a good movie so nevermind