How would he have handled Thanos?

How would he have handled Thanos?

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He would have squeezed his balls real tight and real slow insidae a vice grip made of chrome steel.

>suck Death's titties
>Thanos suicides himself

Homelander is faster than the snap. He could just tear Thanos' entire arm off.

Do not watch this series. It is actually SJW propaganda. If you watch it, you're literally raping children, supporting ANTIFA, and killing white people.
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>someone thought it might be a bad idea to start their tv adaptation with a full on blowbang
>PROPAGANDA


The laser eyes would have been enough to cook Thanos.

>The laser eyes would have been enough to cook Thanos.
I feel laser eyes is a really underrated super power. Imagine how many issues you can solve with it.

>oneangrygamer

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We don't see HOMELANDER having any super speed though
He can fly
Super strong/durable
Lazer eyes
Exray vison

Did you even watch the show? One of the episodes shows homelander looking for translucent and the boys are watching him on the cameras. When he is flying he's fast as a fucking sonic so he has super speed but probably only when flying.

>oneangrygamer
I used to like Billy D, but nowadays, he comes across as very clickbaity & desperate. I lost faith in him the moment he started defending Star Citizen.

>oneangrygamer
Lmfao nice try retard

So i guess you just ignored the scenes where he flew across the city in a split second and outran a bomb blast.

>A comic reader appears

Nice.

Nah I'm just a Yea Forums reader

He's flying fast for someone watching from the ground
Definitely not super speed or faster than a snap

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But he outrun the explosion to cuck Butcher even harder than he already did

he would have blasted him with piss

Nice

Fuck their shit propaganda, fuck the amazon shills promoting this here and fuck the useful idiots enabling them

He.
Literally.
Saved.
Billly.
Butcher.
From.
Sexplosion.
Without even squishing him. So either he is just quicker than explosion reaction and has same field as Superman that allows him to grab people at high speeds without any harm, OR he is SO FAST that he can move person in high speed reeeeeallly carefully so person won't get squished.
Either way he is VERY fast.

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He would get him in the business.
He would make him a lucrative to star as the villain in his next movie.
He would give him a good share of the profit of any movie and all merchandise that would include his likeness.