TRY the WINE!

*whistles singing in the rain*

SHES DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

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No, HE’S ONLY CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO APPEAR AT LIMITED PUBLICITY EVENNNNNNTS

TRY THE WINEPILL

TRY THE WIFE

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It was very kind of you to leave this thread out for me, sir. There was no-one around when I finished my bath, so I started posting. I hope that's alright, sir.

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Will you join me sir?

HAVE ANOTHER GLOSS

.........GOOD EVENING

Of courrssse

this actor portrayed the sense of loss in the character perfectly in only a couple scenes

his obsession with wine really got out of hand after his wife died, huh

I'M SINING ON THE BOARD
I'M SINING ON THE BOARD
WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING
I'M HAPPY AGAIN
AND I'M SINGING JUST SINGIN ON Yea Forums
VIDDY WELL LITTLE user VIDDY WELL

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I am PLEASED you appreciate GOOD MEMES!

That was a bit of a nastiness last night yeeeees? Some very exTREEEEMME nastiness YEEEEEEEEEEEES?

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kek

What the fuck was up with GoT anyway? Eight fucking seasons and they never, ever learned how to make a white. Not a fucking drop.

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B-brother S-Sir! But that’s where I ultraviolet from!

TRY the SNEED!

Was she really dead? As in pronounced dead?
youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40

CHECK THE DUBS

Are you now, or have you ever been a HOMOSHEXUL

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>handsome teenage deliquents
>rape a washed up old bitch
>implying it'd be rape at all since she'd be begging for young dick after being married to an old fart
Name bigger plotholes than that

Try the Pass!

>SINGIN
>NOT SHITTIN
one job

you think that'd be funny?
yikes...

Very good sir, very fast posting. No captchas, too. Very refreshing.

Clockwork Ornage is a cuck novel by a man who's wife was very badly raped

Yes.

and the APPLES, one of those next!

I found it annoying that Kubrick changed the meaning of 'Viddy' from see to very

hehe

WINE IS FINE

Look who just came out of his cave!

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Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

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Somebody said wine?

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kek

full of country goodness and black penis.

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No he didn't
youtu.be/HtRGeyznv7k?t=61

Very refreshing sir.

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who is the young muscle guy? his CIA handler?

>wino

why is it so pale?

Cos they had to water it down heavily so McDowell wouldn't get wasted doing multiple takes. It is Kubrick after all, you're looking at 20 minimum.

Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

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McGee, or McKee?

rosé

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David Prowse asked Kubrick to do as few takes as possible of the shot where he had to carry Mr. Alexander in his wheelchair up a flight of stairs, because "You're not known as One Take Kubrick, right?". Everyone thought he was gonna get in trouble for taking back to Kubrick but he just laughed and said they would. They did three takes in the end which is very low for Kubrick, even that was exhausting for Prowse.

ARE BOTH PARTIES SATISFIED?

I am PLEASED he appreciated GOOD WHINE

Great sir, great.

He's Austin Powerful

FOOD ALRIGHT?

its goods sir, very refreshing

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What's the purpose of ANOTHER GLASS if you are unable to sip?

I am PLEASED you appreciate GOOD synthesis.
Have another get

Very good little number, sir. Very good. Here's to it!

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The fact that they made his two goons police officers really says something.

Literally Darth Vader.

A VICTIM OF A CRINGEY POST, POOR POOR user!!!

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Only one of them, Dim, becomes a cop. The other was Billyboy, an old rival. Georgie was killed while Alex was in prison, and in the last chapter (omitted from the film), Pete leaves all that behind, starts a family, and lives a normal life.

Alex, for his part, starts to wonder if that isn't the right way to go, if a life of ultraviolence isn't just childish and stupid.

HE WAS VERY BADLY BANNED YOU SEE

I'm glad they didn't do that gay and simplistic ending for the movie

the last chapter is so forced that the publishers excluded it from the first edition of the book in the US, and Kubrick never considered putting it in.

Both endings are good on their own merits, I prefer the book's ending personally but I also like how the movie insinuates that he never learned his lesson and just got right back to what got him into shit in the first place. Really fits the movie's overall narrative tone a lot more.

There's a bit more to it than that. He doesn't give it up out of any morality change, he's just bored of the ultraviolence life and looking for something new. His last words to the reader are ambiguous and sarcastic.

>insinuates that he never learned his lesson and just got right back to what got him into shit in the first place
i think the lack of learning that lesson implies another, don't you?

Im dying of laughter here op ty

TRY the SNEED

What was his problem?

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Too bad George Lucas jewed him out of his royalties as Vader

WRAPPED IN PLASTIC

the trouble with the book's ending is that it whitewashes the fact that the government is as bad as Alex. they're totally self-serving and indifferent to the law and the freedom of others, just like he is.

Burgess also appears to forget that they gave Alex a fucking job, and that he would still be a subject of media and public attention, making the idea of him leading a slightly older gang in the epilogue totally ludicrous.

>royalties from play-pretending in a movie
what did he mean by this?

My knife...used to do everything for me.

>tfw foodposting is the only thing on this board that makes me smile anymore

F O O D

In his defense, he cranked out the book in three weeks because he mistakenly thought he had a brain tumor and needed money fast, and looking back considered it an underdeveloped book and one of his minor works, and was annoyed that it's his most famous release now.

...alright?

youtu.be/BXYJcCwq7NM?t=104
KINO

SHEWASVERYBADLYRAPED
YOU SEE

>who is the young muscle guy? his CIA handler?
The tolerant left

>that face when she shits on your face

I can no longer enjoy his films because Kubrick has been revelaed to be a pedophile. The only good pedolhile is a dead pedophile. If dubs at least one pedophile on Yea Forums will have their secret revealed in a most humiliating way and get beaten up so bad that they have to use a colonoscopy bag.

This would be funny if he was sitting on the left

just browse /ck/

Great post

>I can no longer enjoy his films because Kubrick has been revelaed to be a pedophile.
proof?

kek, after raping his wife and all they did to get revenge was putting him in a comfy bed with some loud music

that's liberals for you

his ass, ignore derail attempts

We should dub a scene from A Clockwork Orange

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That was pretty fucking insane when I first saw it. Real horror show like.

NO, SIR!

Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you I'll meet you with chain, or nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless!

what was the point of this scene

Being a bitter thug

that's not how cuckoldry works

>the only good pedophile is a dead pedophile
Well he is dead, so by your own logic you should think he’s great, sir, great

Time for a bit of the old ultra violence.

Who here likes The Heaven Seventeen?

Notme

bravo sir, bravo

Well, if it isn't stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

oh no he used a wojak, how will I ever recover. inb4 another wojak

LETS GET 'IM BOYS

OLD LUDWIG VAN

ohhh my bruvas

Bit of a pain in the guliver

>things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspapers not being read much neither.
good job retard

It was cured, alright.

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kek

Kubrick latent homosexuality

Deh!

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TRY ONOTHA GLAWWS

youtube.com/watch?v=g8XChxQBmHY

1960, Chateau, Saint Estephe, DEHdoc, very good brand, sir.

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MMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Never in my life have I seen wine that looks like the wine in that scene. It looks like cranberry juice. Is there an actual wine which looks like that, or is my confusion justified?

THEFRENSH 'AMPAGNE

might be Not sure though

...

it just looks light because of the lighting you stupid retarded fucks

fuck me

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Very good meme sir. Very good. Here's to it.

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He's like a mashup between Dwight Schultz and Robert Picardo.

>Robert Picardo.

H U M B E R T O

There is no movie with made up lingo nearly as good and memorable

youtube.com/watch?v=wUAR7wRbVp0

EGGY WEGGS

You should read the book then, the movie only has about 25% of the lingo used

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat

she was raped by a group of black American military personnel stationed in England during WW2
just like Death Wish, where the real life Paul Kersey's wife was raped by a gang of blacks but whitewashed for the movie

I'm PLEASED you appreciate good SWINE

ahhhhhHHHHHHH the french

low iq hypofrontal psychopath with endocrine disorder

alex also brutally assaults him earlier in the film

yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

JULIAN

based

Have another get!

Why did you feel the need to invent that they were black?

I love this meme and I hope it succeds.

i used to love this film as a kid but cant seem to get into it anymore...

It's fake

Most of the army guys that went AWOL in Britain during WWII were black, guess he was just extrapolating on that

He wasn't "extrapolating" anything and you know it.

based third wordler

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T FAT STINKING BILLY GOAT BILLY BOY IN POISON

COME AND GET ONE IN THE YARBLES, IF YA HAVE ANY YARBLES

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Yes?

Very good meme, sir. Very good thread, very good.

i don't know who got introduced to this flick recently but i've very much enjoyed seeing the maymays of late

i said it cause they were black.

What are some more nice kinos like this? Why don't they make some like it anymore?

Because Kubrick is DEEEEAAD

why has no one replaced him as kino director

kubs was one of a kind

I won't ave ye tolchokin me reasonless, it stands to reason i won't ave it.

surely you mean The Cubs are one of a kind.

this, the movie makes sure to let you know the system alex rebels against is just as bad as he is.
which is the point of this. the people supposed to be looking out for alex are molesters, he never stood a chance.

who?

LEWD...alright?

Viddy well, brutha, viddy well.

What kind of wine is that

Rosé

EGGY WEGGS...
youtu.be/cEAIV9dV6ds

lel

I say this whenever I see a friend from far away

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*SSSHLOCK!*

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skin

mtmtmtmt

Based

Try divine!

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kek

niggas wanna stick me fo my cream

what's Yea Forums's favorite wine (merlot preferred)?

I smirked.

dilate, please

I remember 9+ years ago when Yea Forums used to have regular stream nights and used to play this almost everynight along with requiem and fightclub etc, interspersed with nick cages montage of clips, i'm a vampire, i'm a vampire, i'm a vampire

good times

I'm PLEASED Yea Forums appreciates GOOD THREADS

Very good prayer sir. Very good. Very forgiving.

SHE WAS VERY BADLY RAPED YOU SEE

whatevers cheap, preferably not white

SHE WAS VERY BADLY CHASED YOU SEE

i'm an idiot, well done

OLD LUDWIG VAN

Are you unwell?

kek

Try the DUBS

Nooo, my thread doesn't allow it!

fucking kek

Your Janny sir, is he away?

NOOO, HE'S IN BEEED

Doesn't even look like wine.

He was very badly RAPED, you see.
We were assaulted by a gang of vicious sneedposters on this site, on this very board you are posting in.

this fucking thread

NO it is CALIFONIAN! You SIR have no CLASS OR SOPHISTICATION.
Luckily, I brought along A NICE little French red that will COMPLEMENT our meal NICELY!
TO FRIENDSHIP!

He was very badly japed, you see.
The doctor said it was obesity, but I knew what it was.

Real horrorshow like, this thread

>tfw never did the old in-out

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Younger Refn.

I WAS CURED ALRIGHT

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SHE WAS VERY BADLY GRAPED, YOU SEE

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Top kek!
me neither till I was 32. Take heart my little droogie

A VICTIM OF THE FRUIT AGE

rosé

It's just regular red wine watered down heavily so Malcolm McDowell didn't get piss drunk doing multiple takes

very good meme sir, very good, very vintage

The Ludovico Thread

why not drink red water instead?

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA WINE LOOKS LIKE THAT WTF IT LOOKS LIKE CHERRY KOOL AID OMG WHYYY??

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RAAAAAAAPE ALRIGHT?

kek

Goddamnit I wasn't supposed to drink anymore.

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Almost as if something was slipped into it, fucking brainlets

based

I like these new clockwork orange threads tbqh

BOAR WINE MY KING?

Also Green Cross Code Man

MOE GREEN

He looks young and old at the same time

he was 49 at the time

>tfw this is the same guy in barry lyndon

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did she die of alcoholism?

Very nice little number my little droogies
Great idea me brother
Quite the horrorshow
Very good post sir, very funny

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Ohh?! And whot's so stinhkin' about it?

HOMOSHEHSHOOWAHL

The only reason why Kubrick wanted to make this film was for the sole reason of taking the piss out of British culture

WINE WAS VERY BADLY WATERED YOU SEE

Yeah it was a real hoot to see a fictional Britain that is less chaotic and authoritarian

user BOY AWAKE AT LAST, YEEES?

It was part of the New Way.

HAVE ANOTHAHGLAHSS

You are a MURDERER, little Alex. I've just been from the hospital. Your victim has DIED

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This is some new form of torture! Say it ain't so, brother sir!

Viddy well, thread, viddy well.

It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness!

cos that would look like red water

Great sir, great!

If we could get a Mr. Alexander edit of K that would be swell.

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SNEEDIN IN THE RAIN
OH IM HAPPY AGAIN (FORMERLY SAD)

reds have higher alcohol content.

What the fuck is a clockwork orange anyway?

It's a movie based on a book of the same name.

In Anthony Burgess's own words in the introduction entitled "A Clockwork Orange Resucked," the title refers to a person who "has the appearance of an organism lovely with colour and juice but is in fact only a clockwork toy to be wound up by God or the Devil

>thread has been up for 25 hours

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I think the idea is it looks perfect and correct on the outside but inside it's clockwork and inedible, thus it's useless as an actual orange.

the writer who Alex beat it up, wears orange clothing and has a wheelchair

and that's a good thing (and here's why)

FOOD

ALRIGHT?

TRY

ALLRIGHT?

Beautiful

The wine?

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What? No, not the wine probe!

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HE WAS VER BADLY FILTERED AS A PLEB YOU SEE

My WIFE....used to post everything for me, as she had a Pass, and leave me to my OC.

>Forced meme
Thread has been up for 24+ hrs
270+ replies

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>Almost as if
img.fireden.net/v/image/1514/65/1514653620200.jpg

Very based, sir.

CARMELLA CLOSE THA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

extremely underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=faJnf5eh2yY

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help, i'm dying!

the kind that comes in a box

TRY THE LIME!

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Very good brand, sir. Very refreshing. Very good, sir. Here's to it.

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I'm PLEASED you appreciate GOOD SYNTHESIS.

based christchad

Loving this meme. I needed something fresh

This is unironically the greatest sequence in cinematic history youtube.com/watch?v=kNHgLrfqsIw

why the diapers?

They're jockstraps from a cricket outfit. McDowell was playing cricket before he went to a costume fitting for the film and still had some of his uniform on, Kubrick liked parts of it and told him to use them in the droogs costume, but to wear the strap on the outside o

they're testicular protectors, part of the imaginary fashion of the film.

Memes aside why was this guy so grumpy LMAO

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>Have another ass!

Holy shit this is where Wes Anderson stole his famous color palette from, what a fucking hack! lmao

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No.

I hate A Clockwork Orange, it's boring and pretentious, although the marching troops set to Beethoven was kino as was the slow-motion part where Alex beats up his friends.

Hahaha! Good one.

lol, do you even know what pretentious means?

cringe

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cringe

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Yes, and you do not.

for me, it's pinot noir

Pinot Noir for me sir

what about the story did you find pretentious then?

I tried a new whiskey and came to the conclusion that all of it tastes exactly the same.

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The pretentiousness of this post is ironic

Whiskey isnt my favorite but it does have some distinct different flavors that vary with the brand and make (all of them bad). Wine is the patrician analyzer's drink of choice.

wine is for faggots and wine aunts

Too many shots of nothing happening (like Alex spacing on out Milkwhatever..yeah he's a violent druggie, we get it) which were meant to convey muh depth. Saw it once, that was enough, but some parts are worth watching again, but not the entire film, that's just stupid. A truly disposable film.

Blessed thread.

Reminder that this movie inspired a wave of copycat delinquents and thus Alex was the original Joker baby

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