Martin Scorsese should have retired after The Wolf of Wall Street

nick's just paying tribute to a real one

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youtube.com/watch?v=q9kuBsN1oyo

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He's never made a great film. All his films are just violent and nihilistic for edgy teens.

King of comedy is great, but yea, evrything else is beyond overrated

stop shilling this manlet

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Not true.

He can drink dirty water even, since his mustache filters sediment.

Very touching

He doesn't need to be shilled, he's making fucking bank already. Now he decides to become a humble t-shirt merchant

Daddy

based myers gang

He's a pathetic autist who achieved a modicum of success by lucking into friendships with two of the funniest dudes in Brooklyn. Now he leeches off of their dumb fans by running a t-shirt scam because the patreon can't keep up with his coke addiction. Ever been to one of his stand up shows? "No!" you haven't, because no one has. He sucks. I wouldn't be surprised if the OP was actually Nick trying to turn himself into some dumbass meme. As someone who actually knows him from the comedy scene, I can safely say that his loser fans have no idea that he couldn't care less about them. Flores out.

you sound real mad

get a job, nick.

>Flores out
Based retard fucker

For me it's Ian Fidance

myers maniacs, asssemble

my gf went to goucher, i've been wondering if i can parlay that into a meeting with the king

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my hand on the far right

was crying laughing listening to the make america innate again cumtown ep the other day
>but uh

What happened to Mullen? he looked like a really cool guy when he just had the mustache, now he looks like a "epic bacon" type of faggot

It's called Doomer

Why doesn't he have lips?

after shutters island*

*After Hours

He saw them getting away with it and turned into

Stavros isn’t funny.

>by lucking into friendships with two of the funniest dudes in Brooklyn
I think he means that Nick was rommates with that chapo fag, and that's what kickstarted cumtown's popularity

Not true. Stav was keeping the "tiny dick store" bit up in the air perfectly. He's just lazy, needs a break for a couple weeks from the pod, come back recharged. Juss a lil break entitled to it bro

"Stav is funny" is a shitty meme

>comedian is funny on tv or a podcast
>his standup is terrible
why is this always the case

Post break-up Adam is back on track

summer of adam baby

Nick is a post-standup comedian, his jokes are too esoteric for the average comedy club audience, largely based off of niche internet communities etc. Just look at when he mentioned Chris Chan, neither Stav nor Adam knew what he was talking about.

standup is essentially dead at this point

Martin Scorsese should have retired after Casino.

nick is seriously very beautiful sexy cute etc

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he used to look like such a gay STEM nerd too

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you gotta go back even further

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his worst look was ponytail nick
youtube.com/watch?v=aLrItgVyDdk

Hey I got my dick sucked by this guy a couple of weeks ago. Who is he?

>retire before making SIlence

It's great how Nick went from "school shooter" to the world's most handsome manlet

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Nick is the funniest guy in the whole Chapo, cumtown, podcast bullshit world

hate nick. he's a really funny guy. wish i never found out about cum town.

So im half reddit half Yea Forums, which means I make all my posts on Yea Forums

full faggot.

holy shit

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Nick is funnier than anyone in Chapo, and it's not particularly close

NATTY ICE

goddamn he was cute

F A T H A N D S
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>He's never made a great film.
silence was great
>edgy teens
thats redditspeak

non-yank here. redpill me on chapo and cumtown

just bullking for fellas

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circle of twitter friends made two podcasts targeting the gay male demographic (their fanbases are pretty gay) and now everyone on twitter has a podcast trying to copy their success

FUCK HARVARD FUCK YALE

COLUMBIA MASTER RACE

PRINCETON IS OK
I KNOW A LOT OF PRINCETON FAGS

>THERES BEEN AN EXPLOSION AT THE FRUIT LERLUPS FACTORY

>non-yank here. redpill me on chapo and cumtown
Chapo is a left-wing DSA socialist version of The Daily Shoah (a much better and smarter podcast.

Cumtown is just a dumb ass comedy podcast. Pretty good, desu.

gay reddit beard faggot

there’s no way he wasn’t molested

To be fair, stav is too dumb to figure out reddit

sammy is funnier

he was a cute kid, then an awkward early 20 something, then a hot guy, could be you too user just wait until you're 30.

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this lil nigga post ironically made me get a damn weight vest

underated

>after the Cum boys dropped out of Skankfest, Luis invited Tom Myers to take their place

I really wish he had done it. The episode of Real Ass Podcast where Luis and Tim Dillon make fun of him the whole time without him realizing it, and Zac trying not to laugh, was kino.

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>GARLIC SHOOTER
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HIS PROBLEM

JUST TAKE A BREATH MINT AFTER

GARLIC IS VERY HEALTHY, BUT RAW AND FRESHLY SMASHED SO THE ALLICIN IS ACTIVATED

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I saw this lil dude at Funny Moms last year. He claims 5'8" but holy shit he is NOT 5'8".

adams been funnier ever since he dumped that goblin

Adam is, Nick is probably 5'6"

You're right.

youtube.com/watch?v=OWnsjsZOhW8

he's 6'3" in my heart

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ngl bros I would allow him to kiss me

I listened to their podcast it was so fucking bad bros why did you tell me to listen to this shit?

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Because you're fuckin' gay, dude.

you are a geh fagget
youtube.com/watch?v=9E3s61SX7ow
youtube.com/watch?v=c1vxs1Xrxsg

what made him and sam hyde do this

idk about him but I just cant listen to that one guy laugh its so annoying

its a pleb filter you failed

I hope you get killed.

reminder that Nick is mad he will never be as cool or smart as Matt Mccusker

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or as irrelevant

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
The King of Comedy
After Hours
Kundun
Silence
The Color of Money
The Age of Innocence
The Aviator
Hugo

you get used to it, just watch funny bits on youtube to start off with

It's not fucking fair. It's not FUCKING FAIR. Why can't I grow facial hair like that? What the fuck do I have to do? Why was I born with shit tier facial hair genetics? Why can I grow anything of worth? I'm not a mutt or a soiboi, what the fuck did I do to deserve this?

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blue chew

i would say they're all irrelevant

LITERALLY WHO IS ANYONE IN THIS THREAD LMAO

Your sense of humor is probably dogshit, I suggest you try out some Netflix specials or something.

No one actually from Yea Forums told you to listen to this reddit trash

how much of the sub posts here

fragile masculinity

Yea Forums here, yes I did.

youtu.be/aa4MwE_u6Q8
would someone with fragile masculinity kiss his boy on the lips like this?

god i wish i were stav in that moment

Stav unironically has the hottest gf

Me too Nick is a daddy

I listen to Red Scare and I don't care who knows it.

as you should

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Moustache to hide a small philtrum

IS IT THE COMMUNISM THAT MAKES THEM DISGUSTING OR DOES THE COMMUNISM JUST ATTRACT THIS TYPE

An older kid sucked his dick when he was little. He was molested lmao. He compartmentalizes it by saying it was more embarassing for the other kid.

same, i had a dream that nick and i started dming on twitter and he thought i was cool and showed me one of his secret alts, heavy feels when i woke up

> R E L E N T L E S S L Y

i see a cheating WHOOER and a very petite man in a bucket hat

I don't get it either. So many people are like this

they're unironically fash

Nick Mullen looks like an autistic soi version of Colin Ferrell.

use real words please i'm old

>his dick when he was little. He
lmao what is the source of these photos? Did someone pull up his old Myspace?

holy shit lol. which ep is this discussed?

sauce

unfunny fag enjoyed by unfunny fags

STRASSERITES

LOL. Is that his mom?

dasha hates jews? can't be what about adam

>lucking into friendships with two of the funniest dudes in Brooklyn

great satire

>guys who take selfies

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hmm

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Italian fascists fucked Ethiopian girls so it's canon

Probably all of it honestly

i'd put my money on rape

Whats your account?

deep_legal_shit

it gives me hope seeing him go from nerdy unfuckable retard to total chad in 10 years

funny shit too desu

nice

>deep_legal_shit
kek. Do you ever go outside? Didn't you get banned for trying to raid Chapo?

Why does he dye the beard black?

She's a 7/10 and her personality and everything else about her bring her down to a 5/10

5/10s are literally the biggest whores on the planet

no self esteem or respect at all

Can you post a link to this thread or post number to confirm its you

hey are we all admitting we post on reddit itt? that's very cool guys

stav laugh is unironically the pleb filter. everyone i know (including myself) who watches the show early on hated stav's grating laugh. now it literally doesn't bother me at all, it adds to my enjoyment if anything. it's just a hill that you either get over or makes you quit

someone recently dug up a podcast he was a guest on several years ago. totally unrecognizable from the mulldog we all know and love. he really is a bloomer.
reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/c6epi3/heres_the_podcast_from_2013_that_nick_asked_the/

based

Who even gives a shit? They're not competitors and reddit has way more niche shit than Yea Forums.

i know right. my dad and his brother all have great beards, and i figured hey i know i've got a patchy ugly muslim beard that only goes around the edge of my face but thanks to genetics one day i'll look like my pops. that's how genetics works after all. NOPE 10 years later i still cant grow a beard and guess what i fucking inherited my dad's balding hairline and 4 inch dick instead.

ok idk why you're acting like it's not cool i think it's awesome we can all get along both here and there post you're reddit IDs

Yes
It's a good way to have proof for the other boards and to get their reddit forum banned and since a lot of people use the same username across multiple platforms we can then get people checked in on for pedos since the feds are looking to make examples of people from here

Anna is a 6.5/10 with long hair and big Armenian titties. She makes herself ugly on purpose. Dasha is just ugly.

/r/cumtown is ok
/r/opieananthony was goat
everything else is trash though

Why even bother getting angry though, they serve completely different functions. It's like saying choose between a bus and an airplane.

Whats your account?

>those fucking hosts SCREECHING every time nick says anything

i can't make it through this

Is this the only to find the cancer behind these threads since they won't post their usernames?
reddit.com/r/Cumtown/search?q= Yea Forums&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

really puts stav's laugh into perspective don't it

RapistWithAIDS

The hacker known as anonymous

I don't post, I ghost, and I'm not a pedo you maniac

n_mullen

i literally think it's cool dude i don't know how many times i have to tell you

Isn't me

I am
kys honestly

The thing is, you wouldn't ask someone to post their amazon account? Or their LinkedIn? It has no relevance, just like all your other accounts on other sites. I don't know where this fictional perceived 'rivalry' with reddit comes from and why it matters so much.

t. Chapofag

yes i was thinking the same thing. stav has nothing on this prick

damn this a fine boy.

Quite disturbing that Yea Forums retards listen this much. I should probably find a more niche podcast again

Name one nihilistic Scorsese film.

>I don't know where this fictional perceived 'rivalry' with reddit comes from and why it matters so much.
i think that people who post on reddit don't know how obvious they make it to the rest of the users on this site

Cum Town is one of the more popular podcasts, faggot. It's hasn't been niche for years.

Again this is something completely constructed in your mind

First result
reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/cqrdud/why_yes_i_do_autistically_go_through_users_post/
interesting
These people aren't from Yea Forums and have admit it in this very thread. Which is why this garbage is still even up and they're frantically reporting my posts :^)

it's literally not. you just wouldn't know because you post on reddit.

chapo check

Whatever makes you feel better

t. salty chapofag

why is it hard for you to believe that reddit algorithms actually modify your posting style?

>These people aren't from Yea Forums
>Yes, they don't have Yea Forums accounts like I do, the plebs

Imagine thinking you can "be from Yea Forums"
I'm not even a redditfag, but Yea Forums isn't your seekrit board.

reddit.com/r/Cumtown/search?q= Yea Forums+%2Ftv%2F&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all
Is there any specific way to search for Yea Forums?

What the fuck are you on about algorithms

nothing man don't worry about it you're fine

I'm interested, go on

he's schizo

rude

Vizio Soundboard.

when you say schizo do you mean charls from mde level schizo?

Bump

>Vizio Soundboard
????????

I can't say anymore

I will never get that Opie & Anthony high again. I have tried Ron & Fez, YKWD, LoS, Cum Town, etc., but nothing will ever come close. Cum Town is good, but Stav is a faggot and the fanbase is infested with Chapo bitches--the worst people on the planet.

I need that Gomez, Mullen and Dillon podcast.

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>I'm not even a redditfag, but Yea Forums isn't your seekrit board.

yes it is. now fuck off

wow what a pair of New York 6's

How do I grow a ‘stache like that?

the paaglord himself

schizo

DAMN WHO KNEW, ALL THE PLANES WE FLEW
GOOD THINGS WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

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>All the fucking retards (lol) replying to this post while ignoring the last line

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He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

>Sir Thomas Myers, Lord of Havre de Grace

The gamestop stories all make sense now

you had me until gomez

when u coming back bro

Everyone post some of their favourite bits

youtu.be/YsbV1FeJz9o

The Mask bit was about the hardest I've laughed at their pod

hell yeah dude

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Bump again

/r/cumtown is barely reddit. It's basically /r/mde at this point

is this the mustache CIA dude from HWNDU?

HormelCoffee

Why are all his girlfriends so fucking average when he himself is a god

He should stop working with DiCaprio all the fucking time. It's sickening that he hadn't done a film with De Niro in 24 years, while De Niro did any piece of shit film given to him.

I wish he was my bf.