A nigga be never late, nor iz da nigga early, he be arriving precisely when his ass wants to

the numenoreans be oppressin us an shiet

AIN'T NO FUCKIN BAGGINS OUT HERE WHITE BOY!!
THEY UP IN HOMPTON, WHAT THE FUCK?!?

So be it, y'all finna be the gang of da rang

Its been nearly 20 years how long until they remake LOTR with niggers and queers?

One Bling to rule all dem niggaz

They should make a remake where everyone talks like a nigga except for golum

Saruman the Woke

>Why yes, I shitpost on Yea Forums everyday, how could you tell?

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And Rohan finna holla back

what a nigga can do when they be hatin'?

>ey yo where rohan at mithrandir?
>they comin dawg chill
gondor soldiers were impatient pussies huh

Mah crib is behind, uh
The worl be ahead, uh
They be many ways to tread, uh
Frew shadows, yo and into da night, uh
Until my bling is bright as fuck, uh

Hennessy and purpa drank, uh
Cash money and pussy stank, uh
All shall fade, yo
All shall fade"

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Innit bruv, ta hell with dem cunts ya know what I'm saying?
Bruv ya know what I'm saying?
I'll end you bruv you best sit yo bitch ass down bruv
>Sucks teeth
Fuckin bitch nigger, I'll fuck to shit up bruv.
This is how UK niggers talk, so they talk slightly differently but equally retarded.

The Kang of the Rangs: The Gang of the Rang

Looooool

Ayo u remember da Hood, Frodo? It'll finna be spring soon. And the thick bitch asses will be in blossom. And lil' niggas will be doin' crack in the street. And they be finna smokin sum mofuggas in da lower blocks... and eating sum dope ass chicken. U remember da taste of chicken, nigga?

ONE RING TO BOSS EM NIGGAS
ONE RING TO BUST THEIR ASSES
ONE MUHFUGGIN RING TO CALL THEM ALL
AND IN REAL NIGGA HOURS CATCH THEM

Yo the kang of the rang
Triflin with the gang of the rang

Ain't got no katamarang
Frodo row with his homie sam

Straight outta amon hen
Destroy the rang the master plan

Finna dab on the dark lord
You have my sword
Finna pledge my sword and axe
Merc orcs faster than anthrax

Storm the dark lords hood
Where one don't just walk in
Got my one ring ice and
Even cloak hood

Wonder bread be after the precious
Finna teach saruman the woke a lesson
But these nazgul they always trifling
Finna finesse my ice but they can't dab on halflings

My sides

>I member
Fucking blacks can't go two seconds without mentioning their member