Based.
Based
What a le random man
>no one knows why
To become famous online?
he was planning to broadcast The Simpsons S11E5 on all of them
Surely he wanted to be famous on TV
>HAHA I'M SO QUIRKEY I'M GLAD I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I COULD PUT TVS ON PORCHS AT 3:00AM!
I don't want a CRT. I don't have a car. How to get rid of it?
Tv guy is expecting you
WHAT IS THE NEXT OF HIS MASTERPLAN?
Imagine being this white
Damn this is the funniest thing I’ve seen on reddit this week
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up tv*
His costume is kind of cool, he's even dressed like a cable man. Has anyone done artwork of him?
yikes
okay, this is reddit
I bet if they actually plugged those TV's in they would come to life and jump on the persons head forcing him to go around delivering more TV offspring.
is this even real? or is this one of those epic "florida man did X" news stories
i bet it's some "performance artist" from reddit
I have just the role
Is this an SCP
florida man stories are real idk what you're getting at I live in Florida. They are all true.
>Acquire property shitty old property "as is"
>It's full of shitty old CRTs noone wants
>need to dispose of them
>don't want to pay fines and fees for dumping hasmats and waste electronics
hes proly personified each tv with a personality like a little kid does to a stuffed animal, this makes it hard to throw away.
cringe
Wish this had happened where I live. I recently payed like 150 bucks for an old CRT tv to play retro games on.
>REAL HUMAN BEAN
Bro, this is hella f*ckin epic!!!
Throw it out the window.
Give them away to random strangers at 3 AM
>Florida man is fake news.
Florida man is real actually. Florida is really fucked up. Obviously there is more then one Florida man but that doesn't mean they aren't real news stories.
Lay out a heavy plastic tarp to work on
Disassemble the tv with tools into as small of pieces as possible
Throw the small pieces jnto the trash
Cut the large plastic peices up and toss them in the trash
Smash the glass CRT into bits with a hammer
Put the glass shards in several thick garbage bags
Throw it all in the trash
Florida Man is a mantle
>ywn get left an old 50 inch CRT to sell to some smash bro autist for $1000
call that free service picking up used electronics and home appliances
[little busters intensifies]
It never occurred to me that Melee was a CRT game that long outlived CRT TVs. Do they use box TVs at tournaments?
>le florida is so crazy guise!!!!!
Go back to r*ddit you fucking faggots
jesus
i'm not used to Yea Forums being so many days behind reddit
How can I uovote this post?
Exactly what I was thinking of Hail Lord Canti!
Police released a facial composite of the suspect
why would friends stop you doing that
>Do you think the country is becoming feminized?
People around here have a vague idea of what friends are...
like, we know they are some sort of people (?) who like you
don't you have a cagey to get ready for?
how would people liking you stop you from going out at 3am to place tvs on porches
what a pain in the ass
underrated post