Is he EVER going to have another decent guest on this show? Nothing but shitty stand-ups and literal who's

>Only watching it when someone makes a post on Yea Forums about a specific guest being on

This is the real Roganpill.

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lmao they didn’t film shit

Based robot man is coming next month

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What is prime rogankino?

Watched:
>Alex Jones
>Shapiro
>Elon
>Peterson

faggots

twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1080211582955663360

i thought it was happening

never ever
i don't think joe would even be able to communicate with this man. It would be even more awkward than the elon podcast

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>3 hours of them talking shop
nothing less funny than comedians talking about comedy

I'll watch this episode on the condition that the interview takes places during a 1v1 Deathmatch between him and Joe.

yeah right. just like how the ye podcast was totally going to happen

closer we get to election the worse it will get, we will see a glut of good after nov 2020

Grahan Hancock and Randall Carleson are okay, never been able to watch more than a few minutes of any other episodes. Who wants to listen to a couple Jewish "comedians" yap for hours on end?

He had a fucking presidential candidate like last week.

Short of Grant Morrison I can't think of any guests he might have that haven't already been on that I'd be interested in

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episode 1337

Yikes

and? are they supposed to be interesting?

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god that would please my autism like nothing else

>fb.com/berniesandersmemes

>le sekrit compound recording studio
When he looks in the mirror he's aware he's a failed stand-up comedian who was lucky to host a reality game show and be on NewsRadio for five minutes and not a man on the run from hit squads, right?

*Grant and his interpreter

>Nothing but shitty stand-ups and literal who's
>literally had Bernie Sanders on just a couple of days ago

*teleports behind you*

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>Yea Forums slept through it because Bernie won't talk about living inside a simulation, chimps, or weed

I'd kill to see Morrison write an entire issue of Superman where for no reason everyone's dialogue is written in Morrison's brogue but no one notices or comments on it.
>PESS EP A ROAP LOOTHOR

Alex Jones AND Eddie Bravo
it's kind of weird, I can't stand watching Alex Jones on infowars, and I can't stand most of Rogan's podcast episodes, but bringing the two together creates perfect podkino harmony.

Steve fucking when

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I only like the first one. Second one Alex was too crazy and they all pretty much just yelled for the last two hours.

>he's a failed stand-up comedian

since when? he's not good, but he's hugely succesful.

Cornell West was pretty good, probably my favorite guest after Alex. Bernie was meh. I'm looking forward to Carmack cuz I can't imagine 3 hours of him just doing mmms and aahhhs.

He HAS to have Alex back on after Epstein, forget Eddie though that fucking idiot ruins the flow

>Cornell West

what did he talk about? Is he one of those IDW guys?

Joe said that Kanye is too crazy to talk for hours

Black musicians and comedians, and politely worded socialism.

Chuck Palaunik is great

>forget Eddie though that fucking idiot ruins the flow
kys

Get my boy Sam Hyde on there

Bravo is only on there because he goes back with Joe
He's dumb as fuck, can't hold his shit, can't hold a conversation and spouts retarded shit, shit that's been disproven and debunked because he's trying to market himself/be Alex jr.

This. Joe has been compromised since the last AJ episode. They're making him play it safe now.

Eddie and Alex have amazing podcast chemistry fuck off

I know what episodes we need more of
>Comedian friends
>Female comedian friends
>Kikess female comedian friends

Bring back Graham Hancock to talk about the Greenland crater

Bob Lazar was the last good guest.

The stand up comedians and MMA fighters I just skip now, it's never any good.

gross

Morrissey when?

Are you saying you wont admit that they're killing our children?

I too would pay for that my friend.

that's what makes him so entertaining though, he's completely off the wall

In all honesty, he should get every single Democratic candidate on for at least an hour. His conversations with Gabbard and Bernie were a thousand times more substantial than the fucking horseshit they sell as "debates" where the candidates have a minute to talk about a complex issue.
I mean, its still to many to give them all a platform but once its down to five or six which it will probably be by the end of the year he should totally get them on just to get the people informed.

>They're making him play it safe now.

it's his show, he doesn't have a boss, stop being autistic on purpose.

I'm tired of all the comedians he invites, I miss when he invited people related to either sports or hunting.
remember when he invited that hunter chef who was being threatened by angry vegans in canada? great episode
remember when he invited that black guy ultra runner who was also a navy seal? great episode

He just had Bernie fucking Sanders, the next POTUS, on his show last week

he just comes off as completely retarded to me, gets boring really fast.

hopefully before the botulism kills him

>He HAS to have Alex back on after Epstein
I hope we get this soon, it would be amazing

there are so many folks that I want on his podcast and never will be invited

I mean, he has a point.
But his comedian friends are unfunny to listen to for 3 hours.

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What are you talking about? Adam, from Adam Ruins Everything™ was great.

based

>Joe: "So you worked at Area 51"
>Lazar: "hum... next to it, a few miles away"
>Joe: "and you went inside a UFO. Holy shit that's crazy dude. Do you have any pics with you?"
>Lazar: "hum... like I told you before we start the show, I have a migraine"
>Joe: "Oh sorry dude, it's ok, we will talk about something else. Have you seen that video of a monkey putting a finger up his ass? Hey Jamie, pull that up."

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Is that stephen king

IS HE EVER BRINGING SAM HYDE?
I WILL LITERALLY PAY FOR THAT PODCAST...

you made me search that video for the first time in many years
youtu.be/Nzba9ZbyH70

Vincent Gallo would be a great guest.

>i've spent years looking at pictures of chimps
what did Joe "in need of" Rogaine mean by this?

noice

>Bob Lazar was the last good guest.
Lazar is a scam.

go back to r/berniebros

he's a pretty chill civil rights guy, he's like a black preacher who is really well read (he's a professor) and knows how to sell socialist ideas

This, I’m getting real sick of random comedian after random comedian.

I want joe to talk to real serial killers.

the dr phill episode was comfy desu

I still have ptsd from that letterman bullshit. What the fuck were they doing

he peaked already, where do you go from here?
youtube.com/watch?v=_NVsyMalJXo

>a politician or someone actually interesting? 1 hour to 90 minutes
>some random comedian talking about standup? 3+ hours

I'm sure Joe would want everyone on for 3 hours if he could, but usually the more interesting/important people don't have that kind of time to spare.

Lets be honest,the only reason the shows is still worth something is for the sporadic eddie appearances

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comedians is the best ones though because its just bros talkingthough lmao the "interesting" people is usually not very interesting

Without being all MAGA about it, listening to Bernie is absolutely horrible, he is not well spoken and has the ideas of a 5th grader.

He needs bam margera on so he can get secondhand emberassment

You get the sense that Bernie genuinely believes in what he's saying. It's just what he's saying is dumb.

I miss when you had political opponents that would at least lie and debate good ideas. Now they lie while support retarded ideas

Dude weed lmao

>um think communism is “free” umm read an economics book k sweatypoo?

Out of curiosity do you guys think that Trump expresses himself well and has good ideas?

>whoa the elite are all reptile pedophiles and operate via inter-dimensional portals. that's crazy
>oh dude, chimps are in the stone-age now. have you heard?
>Jaime pull that up

imagine the jezebels and goobers who call the JRE a gateway to the alt-right listening to his older shows to find things to smear him for and all they get is him shilling fleshlights and Redban interrupting the conversation to ask the guest how often they fart

agree

I've stopped watching after he quit streaming live

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alex jones should be president

he should have the cumtown boys on

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kek

same. i mean i might occasionally watch a clip or so, but for me it lost it's entire charm once it stopped streaming live

i've had discussions with friends regarding this and they literally see no difference. it's frustrating trying to explain

Socialism doesn't work.

why not

The recent one with Robert Oberst is great if you’re into /fit/ culture

yeah dude
youtu.be/Arw4KlfxHrs

if you've ever watched a carmack interview, he can basically talk for hours without ever being asked a question. it'll probably be a pretty easy one for joe if he doesn't interrupt like a chimp.

Precisely what I've been thinking for the past couple of episodes. There's no way they'd miss the opportunity.

i want nick to come on just to give joe the download on epstein

>it'll probably be a pretty easy one for joe if he doesn't interrupt like a chimp.
so it's going to be very hard for joe
joe likes to latch on to whatever he has an understanding of and redirect the conversation to that. He will probably just try to bring any conversation back to how much quake 3 he played every time it goes outside of his scope

>presidential candidate
I thought it was Bernie?

Interesting people have less free time.

OJ would be a good guest

campaign trump at least had good ideas or maybe that was bannon idk

we just need a revolution at this point

Sam hyde

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Underrated

ANY HOPE FOR SAM HYDE?

sam hyde is unfunny, edgy trash and the only people who like him are Yea Forums users who self insert as the edgy ugly neckbeard comedian. even joe is unironically funnier than him.

Based

not Based

Hi Sam. How’s the health insurance?

Didn't he have sanders on like a week ago?

didn't he just have two presidential candidates on?

didn’t he just have the next president of the united states on?

>it's his show, he doesn't have a boss
there is always a boss

I unsubbed last month because I was sick of seeing his shitty guests and clips clogging up my feed. Not one good guest in months.

>prime qt tulsi gabbard is on
>not good guest
ok bro bad taste

His appearance (mainly his hair) makes it hard for me to take him seriously.

Donald?

why so he can cover for the jews and tell everyone about how the chinese and muslims killed him?

watch Yang then

John Carmack might be fun. But then i realized Joe is going to spend an hour talking about how he played quake and paid billions for a T1 internet.

>joe starts talking about the "craft" of comedy
I instantly close the video. He's not even a funny comedian, so he probably knows fuck all about the comedic craft.

Norm MacDonald
Devon Larratt
John Swartwelder

>mean man made fun of me
go back

>socialism BAD

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Tim Pool is excellent

Not enough to keep me subbed.

>Shapiro
>Peterson
Keep eating that kosher sandwich goy

Why does joe say he’s 5’8”? It’s bizarre he’s clearly much smaller. Also for a guy who’s always doing comedy and working at it he’s horrendously not funny.

>"Have you ever played Quake on DMT?"
Calling it right now

This is going to be a shit podcast because Joe would like to reminice of his Quake days, however Carmac doesn't give two shits about the past - he only looks forward.

Case in point: Mitzi

Romero would've been a better guest for Joe's nostalgia wank.

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is it not?

Somehow Rogan didn't monetize his stuff for YEARS, even if he was making money it was as a consequence of his having fun on the podcast other than any kind of specific strategy. Once he started getting people on just for promotion the soul died.

Then, ironically, HIS soul died as everything he ever used to love (like UFC, hunting, etc) started being talked about less and less in favor of whatever nonsense the person on the show was shilling. Not to add the political tiptoeing, wacky guests. Once he was interested in a set schedule to hammer them out it was over.

kek perfect

plot twist, Rogan is the literal who

3....
2....
1....
Yeah haha, man that was great. So we're on? Yeah? So what's it like anyway, man, being president? Sounds like a fucked up job. I could never do it...

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The most Kino guests would unironically be Varg Vikernes, Ted Kaczynski or Nick Land
But one is in prison and the others are not in America

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>Paul Stammets
>Tim Pool
>the earlier Abby Martin episodes
>Gavin McInnes
>Graham Hancock
>Duncan Trussel
>Randal Carlson

I’m still waiting for Tucker Carlson
and Kanye of course

>Trump on Joe Rogan
Now thats television!

Rogan is a goyim (and not a good goy, for the most part)

>failed
the dude has something like 7 stand-up specials and he performs in LA like every day of the week

Why does millennial scum insist on listening to these boomers and why do you insist that these shitty podcasts featuring literally who interviewing literally who belong in Yea Forums?

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going on after the Botulism kills him would be kino

Because there isn't another board to discuss this sort of thing and Yea Forums is the closest fit with the largest userbase.

Millennials never grew up, they are 30 year old kids, so they need father figures like Joe Rogan, Jordan Paterson and that Scizek communist guy to tell them what to think.
Which is funny, considering how millennials keep blaming boomers of everything.

>forget Eddie though that fucking idiot ruins the flow
go back to plebbit you anti-kino soifuck retard

Considering these podcasts are always about politics, /pol/ would be a good place.
A podcast has nothing to do with television and film.

>starts off being the most hated character
>ends up being the best character
kinos for this feel?

he’s not funny or interesting though...

The guest we deserve

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he pre-tapes the episodes since then, did you not know that?
why would you act all high and mighty when you’re clearly a retard?

the real failure are people who go to see big name standup acts. go back to square one you fucking losers, go find some shithole bar and watch the nobodies. you don't DESERVE good comedy, you're NOTHING and the blowjob your girlfriend is going to give you in return for taking her to see Big Comedy Act #45 will be DRY and MEANINGLESS and when you eventually marry her because you're a WORTHLESS NOBALLS normie it will cost your whole fucking life savings and you will be left an EMPTY FUCKING SHELL

those selfish fucks will never drop out, even with less than 1% support they’re all still there and will probably stay in until after the first primary voting. it’s an ego thing.

>50 year old man wearing a hoodie on camera, on a public setting

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Fuck off retard

yes

He is my absolute idol, I read his Quake III code now and then, absolute genius

>I WILL LITERALLY PAY
we know, you retards have been paying for his lavish lifestyle for years now. fucking suckers.

>I like podcasts with burned out brain dead comedians discussing complete fucking nonsense as though they're exploring the deepest truths the normies can't handle but I can plus they say nigger sometimes *ssiiiiipppppp*
>howie, artie, ricky, karl, anthony, alex and joe are my secret friends i don't have to tell anyone about

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>what did worthless “still making the same unfunny obvious puns” user mean by this?

>tariffs that are sending us screaming into recession
>wall that was never built
>Iran Deal that was pointlessly ripped up
>International relations have been poinsoned and are causing a massive tourism slump.
confirmed for brainlet.

nick would be great on jre

to be fair, chimps being in the Stone Age is pretty fascinating

ding ding ding, hear that business major, the slop feed pit is open. go get your yummies, hurry hurry!

because everyone has to be on the same page, which will never happen.
and the only solution is to outright murder all the dissidents, which seems like a bad way to start a new loving caring inclusive society.

also I like white people and I have a feeling they aren’t included in the socialists future plans

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Complete and utter nonsense.

>Because there isn't another board
this is our problem because

He just had the Nudge and the Bern.

kino

don’t go against the hivemind you friggin commie reeeeeee

retard lol

can you guys imagine how based and redpilled it would be if hitler was alive now and he had a podcast?

ugh, what could have been

>liberal guest
I watch
>fighter guest
I watch
>comedian guest
I watch
>female guest
I watch
>right winger guest
I watch
...
......
...
>female comedian
I open, click dislike and close the window. They never have anything interesting or funny to say.

fuck off globehead, WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES

I mean Bernie Sanders was on the other day

>What is prime rogankino?
>
>Watched:
>>Alex Jones
>>Shapiro
>>Elon
>>Peterson
you can just smell the incel off of this post

>sam hyde is unfunny
untrue
> the only people who like him are Yea Forums users who self insert as the edgy ugly neckbeard comedian
true
>even joe is unironically funnier than him
let's not go crazy here

why you gotta virgin-shame a brother like that

Bernie Sanders (get mad, fags) & the dad of the scientology cult leader

>He doesn't like based eddie keeping the subjects costant and pressuring jones
Do you believe in dinosaurs too jackass?

A literal who stand up.

How do the Tom Papa episodes have over a million views in some episodes? He's the most boring faggot alive

Sorry but that'll be elizabeth warren

>bob what is your favorite color?
>um huh uhh haven't thought about this one uhhh....
>mine is green because I like weed. Bob, your favorite color?
>the headaches, joe the migraines I uhhhhhhhhh

I'm trying really hard to not hate women, but every women on his podcast is so goddamn boring. The only women guest that I've been able to stand for more than a few minutes is that nutritional scientist he's had on a few times.

Can anyone recommend me an episode with a woman guest that is bearable?

Leah Remini was interesting just to hear all the crazy scientology shit.

Leah Remini and that anti-zionist Jewish girl

how can you pre tape something before you record it, sounds like your the retard, it's not a radio broadcast

Did you mean john swartzwelder? man, i would love an interview with that guy just talking about comedy writing

tim pool

this, he's also a pedo scumbag that Joe would never have on his show because this was sent to his booking guy:
youtube.com/watch?v=zuk-CIwyyKg
You'll never be on his show sam

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what's your beef, ricky? there is nothing wrong with hitting some 16 year old pussy

He needs more weird and interesting people like chris langen

this

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REMINDER THAT NICK IS STILL FRIENDS WITH SAM AND THAT DESTROYS THEIR NARRATIVE

>God tier episodes
Alex Jones
Jordan Peterson
>Great episodes
Ben Shapiro
The one where Rogan ends Brendan Schaub’s fighting career.
The one where Joe humiliates himself in a pot debate with Crowder.
>good episodes
White Christian comedians (Bill Burr, Bryan Callen, Theo Von, Jim Gaffigan etc)
CIA guy.
>meh episodes
Joes weird circle of Jewish comedian friends.
Random Hunters
>shit episodes
Weinstein Brothers
Any female guest
Athletes

>16 year old anus
ftfy
Sam is a sodomite

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I frequented /r/MDE without even watching Sam's stuff and enjoyed it. It was like a less horrible /pol/. Dont @me

>No Edgy Brah in God Tier
>Joe's CIA handler on anything but shit shit tier

Good list other than that

>I frequented /r/MDE

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I told you to not @me

@119590892

do you fit the profile, I bet you do

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Tom Delonge, just cus he's batshit insane

Holy fucking based

>someone who only only eats steak and nothing else
>worth listening to

David Icke and Alex Jones on the podcast together would be kino

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I dont think that a right wing ideology can inform all my behavior! That's evil! I am an angry beta but so are most males.

when did you realize joe rogan was an idiot?

kek

I love that man but Romero would be more entertaining.

>tariffs do nothing to the common person but do royally fuck over the chinese economy, who is our major geopolitical opponent.
>the wall not being built is a failure of congress, not from lack of trying.
>Iran deal was shit, trying to appease hostile nations is retarded.
>”we really need to care about what the rest of the world thinks of us and base our policy decisions on those perceptions!”

I like this.

>older lady-pede here...

cope

>Giant pussy who wants to hold hands with Justin Trudeau and let Chinese commies rip us off here

Watch that blood pressure, boom-boom

at this point i pretty much skip them all

chinese rule would be an improvement over the boomer cuck mutt nigger zionist government

He just did a great podcast with Bernie Sanders. I'm seriously concerned the JRE is getting co-opted by underage right-wing edgelords who only like it when he has some controversial right-wing political figure.

Joe's had great guests across the political spectrum and interesting people who aren't political, but they always get ignored in favor of people like Alex Jones and Jordan Peterson.

he should have that weird jew gad saad back, or shane gillis

Seething no dick gooks from Canada spotted.

I actually like Whitney Cummings on rogan

He's great at so many things, but he wants to just be a standup, the thing he's bad at.
Funny conversationally, but not as a standup.

I didn't listen to the most recent one because her episode a year or so ago was fucking unbearable also listening to comedian episodes feel like I'm giving myself a lobotomy. Did she become better or do you just like her particular strain of cancer?

Was rogan ever funny at stand up? He talks craft like he's been in the shit but and almost everyone he's ever had on are always shit. Is this some sort of industry plant for the podcasting empire?

Flex Like David Icke is still in my playlist

he had bernie sanders last week what are you talking about, friend?

Lol, no , he's an extremely left wing political figure

He should have Cumtown on

Some people will abuse the system,believe me.
You legit have people in most European Western nations,that are parasite in nature.

It boils down to wagecucks and honest people sponsoring:
1.Shithole immigrants,that abuse the system and create parallel societies.
2.Lazy as fuck people that think:Free flat and 400$ a month.Sounds good to me.
3.Some blue collar workers,that had an injury or are to old to find a new job.

I can 100% understand type 3,people that don't have the education/age or health for working anymore.
But there are ton of people that abuse that system on the back of everybody else.There was a notorious leech,that got famous here and has become kind of a meme.He basically just doesn't work since 30 years.
The guy will legit get his whole life sponsored by the state.
I know the US is crazy with Universitites and Healthcare(also gets abused here),but don't think giving people money will fix those problems.
Some people legit will just start to leech and maybe work on the blackmarket a few times.
We also get taxed into oblivion here.

They should just have their own podcast. They work well together because Joe tries to check Alex and it just makes Alex go even deeper into crazy mode.

He needs to get McGregor on that thing already.

you can only talk about being gay and chinese for 45 minutes max. Nice dubs though Nick

alex jones is proof that men are just natural comedians

he got perfect timing

have sex

FEEEEL THE BEERRRRN

>I'm seriously concerned the JRE is getting co-opted by underage right-wing edgelords who only like it when he has some controversial right-wing political figure.

It already has, they love it when Ben Shapiro and Alex Jones are on because they see it as approval that a "liberal" like Joe is willing to have them on.

In the last month he's had:
>Bernie Sanders
>Cornel West
>Andy Ngo
>Eric Weinstein
>Hotep Jesus

You might not like or agree with these people, but the last thing they are is stand-ups and literal whos.

Chuck Palaniuk, Lindsay Fitzharris, Pat Mac.

People I’d like to see on the JRE:
-Louis CK
-Stephen Colbert
-Trump (probably won’t happen)

imagine the shitstorm Trump hitting a blunt would cause

Based Chapo cultist

More Alex Jones is REQUIRED.

Please read a fucking book.

I’ve read several

it would be interesting to have Jim Carrey on now that he's a miserable schizo

I wish he would have more researchers and writers on, I liked the one with the sleep scientist and the longevity guy.

>"So.. his arms are blue now, what's up with that?"

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You're asking me? How would I know?

Firas Zahabi
The one with the Navy Seals
And the Schaub episode, where he disses him and give him the talk after his loss to Travis Browne is pure kino, top 5 at least.

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>using the term "poc"
holy shit you're a faggot

Andy Stumpf the DEVGRU guy talking about MP5s and burning bodies was pretty based.

Joe has always liked having hot women on

>have IBM Watson on JRE
>mentioning chimps makes Watson go into scientific detail about them and it pulls up the videos for Joe

Finally someone said it

>Now if you don't mind, I gotta head back to Chapo