*meets Liam Neeson once*

EVIAN BOTTLE

>Rey trains with Luke

Don't females pee from their butts? Why is her front wet?

haha, wouldnt it be funny if they did and would have to wear diapers, eww, but imagine tho.

> when I unzipped his pants it was like an evian bottle fell out

who wouldn't

Even worse than that, they walk around with dry cum still shoved up their gashes.

Only in her mathilda days.

They do pee from their butts, the front gets wet bc their buttholes are huge to allow babies to come out, so when they pee it gets everywhere. The less you know about girls the better, they are gross

Ive babysit several kids, and I would always look trough the used underwear of the mother's, and it would always have yellow and white stains in them, some times even brown stains. Women are weird.

I would lick the vaginal discharge off her knickers

She spilled her coffee.

>and I would always look trough the used underwear of the mother's
>Women are weird

hmm

women have vaginal discharges all the time, even after their menopause

>Of course not, you lonely sack of shit.

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peeing your pants makes you feel alive

peeing in a girl's mouth too

haha that would be so weird haha imagine them struggling to reach the toilet but just not making it and having an accident in their diapers haha

really wish that was pee, but women don't work like that

know your enemy

fair enough, most of these milfs were in their 30's tho, maybe close to 40's. I looked trough the father's iPad after the kid went to sleep, and found a bunch of nude pics of the milf, dating as far back as pre 2010. Bunch of nude and creep shots he took of her. She had 2 kids, so you could see her evolution. Big nice mommy tiddies. Ass not too amazing, but still milf.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the most training she does for Thor

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giwtwm

Ew who would be attracted to pee, haha

is there a cute lookalike but with real tits?

She looks very white trash here, I love it
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who would hire a male incel to babysit? lmao. and then this is what you get when you do

Are you implying she has fake tits?

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*poured* but kek

She walks like a friend I had in grade school who is a tranny now

rude! Im a great babysitter, thats why they keep wanting me back

male or female?

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mtf

what is she talking about on her phone?

so are you saying she walks like a dude or walks like a dudette?

shutting things down

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Doing method acting innit.

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Are you pan fucking pizza, he's the only person I can think who would use the word rude like that.

Why do I want to drink her bodily fluids so bad?

I dont know who that is

Too old.

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why did she agree to be nude again?

That's all you need to know about him

youtu.be/-ZLDhCzIu3c

Because she's a Jewish girl
They are all about dominating goyische males with their pheromones