Tfw NEET for 4 years now

It never gets any easier does it

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>Tfw I joined the club activities to have an excuse for going on with my comfy NEET life but now it's no longer tolerable and my parents are forcing me to get a job

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My mom cleans my room and I‘m 29 lmao

It is my everyday experience why would I want to watch a movie about it?

7 for me. How the fuck do I stop

Why do NEETS kid themselves in to believing their lifestyle isn't infinitely worse than an having a job, unless it's minimum wage and/or you've got a shitty position?

It's alright for the first 6 months to a year or so but the novelty wears off and reality begins to slowly creep in.

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36 here and just moved out for first time. It's hell and I want to die.

>he fell for the independence meme
lmao

Do you guys have any skills, anything going for you then?Cooking, being fit, going out sometimes or is it just wake up, open the computer, masturbate, play games, watch movie, masturbate, shitpost, masturbate?

They don't, they are either enabled or stuck and the help they need to get out doesn't exist.

How the fuck do you get laid as a neet? Jobs are literally the first thing hoes ask about

most neets I know have skills they're just socially retarded.

Its not bad, I enjoy it more than I would enjoy wagecucking some pointless job.

My daily routine is really like that pic you posted but the difference is I don‘t cry at night and everytime I wake up I am completely rested because I sleep as much as I need/want.
I‘m completely relaxed and I also vape a lot of weed to keep calm.
Been living like this for over 10 years now, never even once thought about going back to wagecucking.

I have no skills, all I do is play videogames, watch movies, shitpost and get high.

I wake up at 10:00 AM
Play Vidya and watch jewtube till 3:00 PM
(Eating, drinking, peeing, pooing, having a bath and brushing teeth all include in this time period)
Go to the gym at 3:15 PM
Come home and drink whey shake at 5:15 PM
Play Vidya and watch Jewtube till 11:00 PM
Drink casein shake and sleep

I don‘t get laid at all, I‘m actually even a kissless virgin at 29yo.
I just pirate 4k porn and jerk off to it then go back to what I was doing when I‘m done with rubbing one out.
Woman are a meme and a waste of time and resources.

#metoo

I've wanted this for years, I honestly thought it would transform my life. It's early days but I hate it, I don't sleep at night due to the stress, so fucking lonely and looking after yourself is mundane as fuck. Oh, and I have no fucking money anymore

>tfw NEET since 2006

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It's a grass is always greener thing, vicious cycle.

Why would I follow the advice of someone who admits he's going to kill himself soon?

name?

I blame Jordan Peterson

Try and run the bussiness if u fuck up just sell It.

Then don‘t listen and go and wagecuck like all the other NPCs so you maybe get some 2/10 someday.
What a pointless shit.

I know I would fuck up so I will sell it the moment I get it for maximum profit.
I figured I could live like a kang on that money for atleast 15/20 years.

Imagine still thinking you're in a better position when you're fucking miserable as a NEET. Kill yourself quicker so I don't have to share this board with you.

Exactly, you shouldn't be giving life advice to others, you should simply kill yourself before you ruin other people's lives.
No one in Yea Forums is in any place to give others advice about real life, just about movies and videogames.

neets cant movies

life sucks without drugs, and then the drugs end up making it worse, repeat

36 is a bit late to move out from your parents place
but the first days in a new apartment always feel weird, give it a few months

Being a NEET is less miserable than a wagecuck and I will only kill myself when my money runs out.

ruin? you mean enhance.

Neet for 21 years now ama

If you got money coming in, NEET life is literally THE life to live.People work because they need money to live.If you already got that, you can do anything you want.Just need the mindset to not spend all your time in front of the computer.

Moving out with no job soon lads, going to blow my savings in the hope that the flame under my ass will motivate me to do literally anything. See you on the other side

I'm also jealous
I know that being a NEET can be very depressive but I love to spend everyday smoking pot, fapping to hentai and browsing Yea Forums

Being a NEET is only less miserable if you're rich, not if you're depending on someone else and on borrowed time before you take your own life. You're less than the shit I took this morning.
Respect to the actual top tier NEETs out there though.

Only NPCs get depressed from the NEET lifestyle.
NEET life is literally the paradise for non NPCs (when you have some money and don‘t need to bother with anything).
Like the other guy said, its literally THE life everyone wants.

Been a neet for 4 years straight and its fucking great, all these failed normoids saying it sucks are just pre programmed sheep people who literally can't function without someone ordering them around. I get money from wagies (autismbux) and live in a unit I bought when I was still a wagecuck.

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I was a neet but i moved out at 23 years old. got a job, felt miserable for a year due to a hard, low paying job and barely being able to make rent. having no direction in life and generally being suicidally lonely.

But i persevered and through the right attitude and actions i met the love of my life. Now no matter how much i have to work i always know someone is waiting for me to get home and we both give each othet purpose in life.

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You don‘t need to be rich to enjoy the NEET life. 200€/month is enough for me to live comfy in my parents place.

>And then they leave me a big bag of money and 3 houses and a business.
>Will sell all of that, keep NEETing and when funds run out I kms.
how the fuck would your run out of money if they leave you that much
just selling 2 of the houses would leave you more than enough for the rest of your life

I have agoraphobia and major depression with psychotic symptoms. I get SSI. I live with my Mom so that saves me some money even though I pay several bills. I have no friends at all, not even any online ones anymore. All I do is read, workout, watch movies, and sometimes play video games. I desperately need a purpose in life because I feel so hollow. I'm just wasting my time until I inevitably die and that's a pretty shitty feeling.

For the lazy and unmotivated sure, I guess it's the ideal life.

Nah most people just don’t know what to do with themselves so they just go back to work. The key is to find a hobby. I was making yugioh cards out of foil and they were near perfect replicas while I was out of a job for awhile. It was fun and kept me busy while i recovered.

Get good wagies and become a ghost Boss. I inherited a law firm, i have a law degree. I only show up on fridays for a meeting and intimidate wagies/ see they dont fuck up. Rest of the week is neet time but i make 6k a month

>200€/month
No wonder you want to kill yourself. Keep deluding yourself. You'd be a failure as a wagie and you're failing at being a competent NEET.

>you have some money and don‘t need to bother with anything
That's the issue,pal
Not everyone is a lucky bastard who was born in a wealthy family
If it wasn't for the money issue,I wouldn't have any trouble at all being a NEET

I don’t know what i would do without my child hood friends. Been hanging out with the same group of dudes for 15 years. I think it may be too late to find an unbreakable bond user. Just smoke weed and buy shit coins

tfw I have inherited millions and don't have to work a day of my life

This is what I need to do. Find a hobby, stick with it, and get good at it. I'm just interested in so many different things that it's hard to just stick to one and I don't really even think I'm good at anything.

Too much hassle, I will cash it all out and then be reaaally comfy NEET for 20 years like a kang.

Sounds boring as fuck
wouldn‘t even want this shit if I got 100k/month.

Its more than enough money, I don‘t need that much to live comfy.
Its enough to keep my PC updated and to buy enough weed that I can blaze it daily.
Its even enough for snacks.
So overall 9/10 comfy.

All my childhood friends are succesful normies now. I'm the one that got mentally ill and fell off the map. I saw one a few years ago and he said they always wondered what the hell happened to me. I'm sort of antisocial anyways. When you're this isolated though it's impossible not to get lonely sometimes.

what hassle?
having money in the bank is a hassle?
how much do you fucking spend if it's only enough for 20 years?

That money doesn't go with you when you die, user. You don't need nearly as much money as (((they))) want you to think that you do.

im planning to kill myself after both my parents have passed anyways

>dude why dont you have a job
>everyone constantly whines and complains about their job

>bro when you finally getting a gf
>everyone constantly whines and complains about their gf

me too and i love it, better than npcs wageslaves

you're going to die in 20 years?

>wouldn‘t even want this shit if I got 100k/month.
Yeah right
A lot of money every month without having to work your ass off
Able to have a extremely comfy life without any troubles
Keep lying to yourself

nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo do not g home goyim, you must contribute to siciety and pay taxes and give back all the money us good jews gave up to give skills like a reading a book and counting to ten. noooooooooooooo do not ot it goyim. DO you not have any '''''''''''honor''''''''''''''', any idea what ''''''''''''''''merit'''''''''''''''' means goyim it is important to have duties in your life other wise youa re a spinelss man i tell you. go back to wageslaving and learn a trade to work many years an dbe happy little goyim.

>tfw neet for 3 years but going back to university
I'm 27 what am I in for

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if you're actually disabled I don't know if that classifies as being a NEET. Good job on the working out though. Don't give up

>When you're this isolated though it's impossible not to get lonely sometimes.
literally never been bored or felt isolated in my 11 years as a NEET

Just try something. When i started making those cards they were absolutely shot fakes but overtime i mastered the craft. I don’t do it anymore because well it’s not actually something I wanna keep doing. That’s the beauty of hobbies, you try things out and if you don’t enjoy it (even if you thought you were going to) you can just drop it. You can’t tell if you’ll like something without trying it out. Same thing for Thai boxing. My pal pressured me into joining his class and I was being a total bitch about it. Went to a few classes and then I realized i really enjoyed it

university

>Its more than enough money, I don‘t need that much to live comfy.
>wouldn‘t even want this shit if I got 100k/month.
You're fucking delusional. Hurry up and kill yourself already.

all the normal aged students will think you're a creep

thanks bro

Hassle like paying taxes on the houses, keeping them in good condition, having to run the business.
Its all work and I don‘t want that shit.

Kek

Same here. Imagine wasting the only life you got with working some pointless wagecuck job.
Now that is hell.

The people you support politically would kill you if they could and consider you scum. How NEET's can be rightwing is still mindblowing to me

I've considered this but I still think it's better as a whole than wasting away as a neet

I was a NEET for a year, it was pretty hell. The feeling of being useless was torture.

As much as you had time to focus on yourself and hobbies , I much rather prefer working.

That day is very far away bro

>I much rather prefer working.
good goy

That money wouldnt be free
>have to constantly drive around and keep wagecucks in line
>have to do phonecalls

Shits annoying, sure I would go along for a month or two but I wouldn‘t work, would just bullshit as long as possible, pocket the money and then go back to NEET life.

are you stupid or something
i'm saying you can sell all that shit and have enough money for a hundred years

I will sell all that shit bro don‘t worry

I make money online lol.

Lmao

>I’m totally relaxed and rested and okay you guys
>but yeah I vape a lot of weed to keep calm
Mmhmm.

Getting shitfaced on a lot of weed is fun.
Far better than wagecucking like some farm animal.

>NEET for 6 years
>find my first job at age 24 thanks to my uncle
>work there for 4 years
>company goes under because the owner is a retard
>that was 1 year ago
>can't find another job
>NEET for 1 year now
>parents on the verge of kicking me out

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That's truly sweet, son.

i too have a cat

>would just bullshit as long as possible, pocket the money and then go back to NEET life.
That's exactly my point you wormbrain
Like doing these minimal activities don't compensate the huge monthly income

>end up in mental institution or jail every time I try
to escape neetdom

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How do I do it, man? I'm in a shitty small town (3k population) where everyone my age has moved away to bigger cities that I can't afford to live in. It would make it easier to get through the day if I could hang with someone else. It doesn't even have to be romantic or anything.

>be tall
>be good looking
>be rich

>imagine wanting to spend your time and energy on a roastie ready to do drugs and be fucked casually by chads as soon as she thinks she is neglected.

MEN ARE DISPOSABLE DILDOS KEK THEM GOOD TI IS WHAT THEY DESERVE

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Would still be too much hassle and I would end up being a NEET again.
Also fuck paying taxes.

26, not NEET, but work 5 hours a week most of the year, so might as well count myself as one, 3 years and counting
Was fun for the first 6 months, not so fun anymore
>noticed mom looking up therapists online
Yeah, I'm thinking it's not very fun for her either

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It may not classify as a NEET but I still feel like one. I'm never going to climb high up the social ladder in my current state. Even if I'm working hard to improve myself, being disabled is enough to disqualify you in most social circles.

I'm trying to start being positive about it though. I may not have friends or a girlfriend, and I probably never will, but I have an infinite amount of free time that I can put in to any project I want. It's just hard to cut those last ties of societal programming that makes me want to be a normie.

Normalfags constantly complain about women and having girlfriends, but they will never ever stop dating. That’s the power of sex.

>have all the time in the world to play vidya, watch kino, etc
>no real responsibilities
>but still I'm depressed and unhappy with my situation

I don't get it. Being a NEET should be awesome. Why do I hate it?

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because you took the toxic purpose pill. kill of your dreams and purposes.

>tfw neet
>tfw seen all the movies and tv shows
>tfw played all the videogames
>ran out of things to do so just rewatch sopranos for the 10th time

As someone who developed severe schizophrenia later in life after growing up as a popular Chad I feel you.

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Overall my life has been getting better since I've got a job. I've been a NEET for almost 5 years before that, never able to hold a job longer than a couple of months.

It's all about finding a job that doesn't suck too much cock. I'm working at a meat factory right now and while it may sound shitty, nobody is expecting much from you but just doing your job, my colleagues are all bro's, like there isn't one single shitty person working there and even my boss is alright. Hours go by very fast and I'm being paid decently.

I've also lost tons of weight and I'm looking much better now. Trying to pick up lifting soon.

>kill of your dreams and purposes.
by seeing that valuing them only makes you sad and that if you do not value them, you are happy

Everyone in life needs a purpose. Most normies are easily propelled forward by the goal of having a house, car, family, etc. You need to find a purpose to wake up for every day, no matter how small it is.

Because 'playing vidya' and 'watching kino' are not fulfilling life experiences. They're supposed to be peripheral events that you do in between actually living life.

same, but I also started wheeler dealers and bought a little chinese 50cc scooter so i just fix it and rebuild it. i ride it in the morning before wageslaves wake up.

don't worry. Some of my classes in university had literal boomers, a 27 year old wont be that weird

>are not fulfilling life experiences.
>implying

Going outside, disgusting.
I never leave the house if I dont absolutely have to.
I only go outside like once a month.

Your purpose is to be the best version of yourself, for your mum. Let her truly see what a great son she raised.

My 5-year NEETdom is coming to a close and it blows hard

You will feel sad all the time seeing all the hot cunts not having any interest in you.

Gimme $5000 and I'll suck you

i can't have fulfilling life experiences because I'm an autist and vertically challenged in Scandinavia.

F
you had a good run tho.

>implying they were interested in him in the first place

>19 years young
>been NEET since I finished school at 16
>grades too shitty to go to any colleges anyway
>got fired from a 20 hour a week "job" given to me by social services back in march where all I had to do was smile at old people and look busy, for twice my NEETbux
>shit was awful anyway
>go on week long camping trips once a month
>read a lot
>still bored most of the time
>grown out of video games, only play 10 hours a week, don't know if that's a lot to wagies

>dad constantly bringing up searching for work now
>20th birthday approaching
>parents inevitably growing older
I have to let go bros... to become a real human bean and grow

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some may say it is mind control

Exactly they won‘t, they won‘t even look at him and he will feel only more worthless and slowly all the tasks he has to do there will feel more pointless.

Post pics of cards

>4 years
NEET for 14 years here. Fucking git gud

I'm a sore wagie earning money for no reason at all. No family, no friends, I may as well live in a car for all my purpose but I move forward by inertia. I'm on neither side of this spectrum, I know that I'd be just as miserable a NEET as I am a wagecuck. Life sucks. I'm gonna die and all my money will be used by a computer in a bank to invest in a few completely made-up things you can invest in. Even knowing this I don't feel like spending it on anything, even knowing this I don't feel like quitting my job and returning to a life of doing nothing all day, though I also do nothing of note in my job. What a life.

Yeah. I don't get the normie mindset of getting a gf

>my gf doesn't like when I play video games
>my gf gets bothered when I spend too much time with my friends
>my gf makes me watch shitty romcom movies

then why would you even date her in the first place? A girlfriend is supposed to improve your life, not hinder it

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Same but I am actively trying to fix things now so hopefully not for much longer.

i remember starting neetdom at 19 and thinking i'm going to get a proper job or education any day, looked at the other posters here with pity. now im a 25 and the same

I was depressed for ages and thought getting a gf would solve my problems, then I got one and was just as depressed lol

THIS
WAKE UP LOSERS

Isn't intimate touch and affection relieving?

Anyone else long time NEET and a Virgin?

same but im 23

tho I did attempt university at 20, dropped out after 6months

Actually not really. I mean a little bit, but overall didn't really make a difference.

Not him but no.
After getting a GF I just found myself wanting alone time more than anything. We broke up after awhile, pretty sure im actually disabled tho

why won't you NEETs use a bit of that free time you have do become a better version of yourself- go to the gym, start rock climbing or any fucking thing?
Like even if you don't care about opposite sex (or the same) do it for yourselves.
It's very rewarding and without wagecucking you are never too tired or out of time...

ive been a neet for 4 years, i only had sex once when I was 17, that was 6 years ago it might as well have happened in another lifetime, virgin in spirit.

It isnt really a movie and is actually an anime, but if you haven't watched it, welcome to the nhk is the ultimate neet kino I've seen. It was kind of a shock to the system.

imagine never leaving your home and experiencing what it's like to ejaculate inside a woman

Cumming inside a girl every night while she tells you how much she loves you will improve your life more than you realize

I always wondered what goes on in their heads when after their gf cheats on them and they break up they go out and find another girl the same way they met the previous one to do the same routine with her all over again. Do they really just tell themselves: "Yeah I know its the 5th one but this time it will be different, this IS the right girl"

But I dont have to imagine, thats my Life.
not really that mad about it tho, at least I dont have to wageslave

>go to the gym, start rock climbing or any fucking thing?
I just don't have the motivation, can't bring myself to do it. Like whats the fucking point? I work hard and get muscular just to sit at home and jerk off all day.

Pretty much this but I'm up at 4am rather than 4pm trying to get a few faps in before my parents wake up. Yes I said few. My room fucking stinks of sex.

Too much of a hassle and its pointless.
I barely have the motivation to get out of bed, its 5PM here and I‘m still lying in bed.

>Tesco worker, 49, employed by supermarket for 17 years killed himself after he was sacked for ‘chasing shoplifter’
>An inquest at Blackpool Town Hall heard the customer assistant had first begun to struggle after he was held at gunpoint during a robbery in May last year.
>And he continued to battle mental health problems after he was fired for putting himself and a customer in danger when he tried to chase down a thief on January 2.

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If they were interested in bettering themselves they wouldn't be NEETs in the first place, overwhelmingly they've given up on life

Seven years ago I severely injured myself and was thrust back home to live with my parents in a sedentary and excruciating life. I've been awarded SSI Disability as of three years ago, and the ride has been well fought and absolutely deserved.

Right now I'm starting to turn the corner and get healthy again, and I want to return to my old life, but I'd lose my benefits if I try to hold down a job good enough to support myself on my own. Kind of terrified of the change desu because boy is life easier now.

What should I do guise? Should I push hard to get my life back, or coast into early retirement with the wind at my back?

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>when you have some money
Well that is the fucking problem. I didn't have a lot money for anything outside of food and rent.

Based capitalism

Year 13 here, you just stop caring after a while.

If you're a NEET you clearly have very high IQ and a lot of time to educate yourself. Naturally you become blackpilled and realize you can't actually improve yourself as everything important is determined by genetics, and so acts of self-improvement are nothing more and nothing less than acts of masturbation.

>200€/month is enough for me to live comfy in my parents place
Yeah but i don't live in my parents house anymore.

>the fifth one

A lot of normies get married before they reach their fifth serious relationship user

>Chasing a shoplifter
>Putting your own safety at risk for a tiny amount of profit for a huge corporation
Sad but what the fuck was he thinking?

why not just sell drugs or something or get paid off the books? Like a waiter or dishwasher or something that gets tipped out every night.

It's hilarious seeing autistic people trying to understand normalfags.
Stick to your domain, shitty superhero movies, videogames and anime.

He embraced the absurd. A true believer. RIP

got an associate, neeted for two years, going to head out to finish my bachelor's in about an hour from now
pray for me anons, I will return to you soon

Because when you're isolated you have no motivation for any of that since most self improvement is done for other people than yourself

>endure great injustice and are traumatized by it
>no one cares
>faced with new injustice that you can do something about
>they don't care to the fullest extent

What a poor guy. I feel badly for him.

If you're 49 and are still working as a 'customer assistant' at a supermarket then you most likely unironically have a room-temperature IQ

did shitting on an old man make you feel better about yourself you absolute faggot?

Goddamn, I love all of you.

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>While she tells you she loves you.

Gay.

>While she calls you Daddy.

kino

>74 posters
Yea Forums, basically a mental-hospital

Can't be a waiter or dishwasher because my health is still out of wack

Essentially I BTFO my left leg, and subsequently my back is jacked to shit; it's difficult for me to sit in a chair for longer than 2 hours and be on my feet for longer than 45 minutes (worse if I'm moving or lifting things).

>sell bugs
Dunno how that works man. Other than pitching my stuff.

I absolutely am working to try to be self-employed, but it is difficult to operate a business out of my folk's cramped home.

Here’s one i made awhile i was still getting better. I don’t have any pics since I’m mobile right now but i have some awesome link cards

Here’s a link

imgur.com/a/iBzUr64

so why not remain a parasitic worm for that span of time? that's like, 20, 30 years of coasting.

after 3 years its over
4 years you will feel weird talking in an interview, you confidence will be long gone
5 years social isolation will ruin you, the consumer in you will be lost and you will want for nothing
6 years and any skills you learned will be out dated
7 years you will accept it but will have regrets on what life would have been like

every year you are unemployed you are competing with school leavers who will end up like you or eat up all the pleb work like pigeons

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why not?
I live in my parents house and have over 100qm for myself.
200€ is really enough for a month.

I'm not shitting on him, it's not his fault, I'm just saying he was most likely borderline retarded, no one with a triple digit IQ works in retail past the age of 25

The bigger question is how do successful parents like this allow their kid to be a worthless failure?

How do you do it? I was a neet for 4 months and I had to stop when all my days started blending together

>19 year old
>never had a job not in college
>been pretty much isolated for the past year and half, only leave my house few times a month
>no friends or gf
>I use to be depressed about this but now I'm getting increasingly used to it and accepting

Are you retarded?

How did you not realize this place has always been an outlet for lonely, unemployed losers?

>will have regrets on what life would have been like
I'm NEET for 10+ years and dont have this, really don't give a shit. I'm just glad I dont have to wagecuck together with the NPCs.

they tried but I told them to fuck off with this shit, also threatened suicide and that shut them up for good lmao.

Nearly 5 years going strong, occasionally interrupted by visiting lectures or failing exams. On monday Ill enter a clinic specialised for depression and anxiety disorders in young (

That's phase 2. The depression comes back in a big way after a couple of years and it's accompanied by a new sense of grief for the youth you've wasted.

>threatening to kill yourself until you get what you want from your parents
I cannot imagine a worse person, I hope you die from a stroke real fucking soon

user could you explain this 5 year gap on your resume

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>why not?
Because i moved out like 11 years ago and to be honest i prefer it. My dad would come every 2 hours to check what i was for some reason and it got annoying.

This. My life took a nosedive when I stopped giving fuck about other people. Started avoiding friends, gave up on girls etc. Nowadays I wear the same clothes for years, buzzcut my hair and generally don't care how I look. The worst thing is after years of isolation I'm irritated by people and actively avoid interacting with them. Disconnecting from society is probably one of the worst things one can do to his mental health.

>family tries to get you a job
>been through this routine 1000 times and never works because they are retarded
>my friends aunt dogs friend said he can get you a job , just go meet him user!
>go meet the guy
>awkward conversation and obvious the guy doesn't even want to talk to me
>umm yea so just put ah..ah a resume online, do you know how to do that?

I'm basically just done with all this shit honestly.

why?
I had to do what I had to do, otherwise I would be now stuck in some shitty job. they pushed me into a corner and I had to react.

>uhh.. bitcoin and world of warcraft

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you're only 19 dumb fuck

you're only a year or two behind normal people. Dont be a fuckinh doomer and go to college

my dad lives in the same house as I do but I only see him once a day when he comes home from work.
I have multiple rooms for myself and nobody disturbs me, my parents also know how to knock on a door.

Unironically the best thing to do in this situation is say you were looking after a sick/disabled family member.

Idk about other NEETs but for me life is about sleeping and listening to music, shitposting and playing the same games nonstop daily.

I had a traumatic event happen a year ago and been out of work since living with parents. Honestly though, how do you answer this question. My gut wants to make a job up, but if they found out i lied I would be fired.

Do you think people will notice and frown upon the fact I've been out of work for 7 years?
Leg disabled user, didn't have a choice.

>Be me
>Been on and off de facto NEET since 2011 (interrupted by various stuff such as job training, getting a cert for my cv and whatnot)
>Started proactively turning my life around starting roughly a year ago step by step
>Now i might even get an apprenticeship soon
>Done all of this 100% on my own without any support network to speak of save for a single boomer social/case worker i've met a dozen times or so in his tinyass office
>Piece of shit alcoholic boomer narciscisstic egg donor wants to ruin all of this and make me homeless just for the sake of it (no actual valid reason given, she claims i ""owe her rent"" despite knowing i'm on disability and not having any financial means for years)
>Has a record of ruining important shit in my life like this reaching very far back
>Lets me literally drown in debt while demonstratively buying the favoured pampered sibling a 2k motorcycle every other month + giving emotional support etc
>Everyone else in the dysfunctional ""family"" of origin died or moved away/broke off contact a long time ago
>Trying to get an ASAP appointment with an attorney as of right now so my apprenticeship isn't sabotaged by the boomer narc cunt

Truly kafkaesque

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worked freelance, what else?

Being a NEET stops being fun as soon as you stop being a subhuman that's content with playing videogames all day. Most NEETs stay retards forever, but some make the leap.

Check'd.

I've also been a NEET for 10 years and I can't imagine being a wagecuck. I'm thinking of starting some kind of home based business but not sure what kind.

Any suggestions?

oh so you were claiming as a care worker?

we need your p45 slips from the benefits office

Looks like you embraced solitude incorrectly. Try again user

I really enjoy being disconnected from society, I'm really glad I dont have to listen to some NPCs daily blog, or listen to some stupid cunt or pretending I listen and care about any shit they have to say.

its liberating to be free from this shit.

I had 2 year gap and they never even asked about it

I can't, Im not interested in anything and I despised school when I went, both the social aspect and studying. I had barely passing grades.

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They would never do this lmao

Here where i live companies are actively looking for workers with disability (mental or physical) because the state pays like 80% of our paychecks and we're cheaper to hire

Mfw i likely won't have to worry about questions like this but even then i've already written up a pretty solid base cv which cleverly disguises said gaps

>having gaps in your resume
Just put down a punch of unverifiable odd jobs nobody will question.

That's the plan bro

Reminder that smoking weed makes you okay with being bored, where normally you'd get anxiety from sitting in the house all day doing nothing.
I love to smoke but if you're in a bad spot you should probably stop for awhile

>neets that are scared of their parents kicking them out
at least take care of the house while your at home. make yourself useful; cook, clean, take care of the yard and such.if your parents are ready to kick you out, you're being useless to them. and if they do kick you out, at least you have skills to take care of yourself

I only apply to gov. Jobs. They check eerything. What job would be un verified by government background checks? Its not like I can put down on a resume I played poker for a living , nobody would hire a degenerate gambler.

Im already feel like this about my high school years, I never had any fun experience. But I accepted it

You’re no diff than a din du on welfare minus the parents. Fucking lazy scumbag

What's a qm?

a square meter, it was a typo

>whats a qm
Quantum Money
money that exists and doesn't exist at the same time

>I have multiple rooms for myself
I only had one
>my parents also know how to knock on a door
Yeah my parents just don't care and come without knocking.

I asked for a phone once to help me from my parents back in 2006, they got my brother one, I said I could do with one and they laughed and said I had no friends so no

my brother accidentally washed his phone, Instead of claiming insurance they just got him another and threw the other one in the attic, I went up a month later knowing the attic would have dried it out, It worked

was able to get a job and got a gf, parents knew I was using it few month later it went missing thought I lost it

few years later I rent house after parents divorce and look in attic, phone was there in the box

honestly don't know where the level of spite for me came from

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You need some (for lack of a better word) 'active' hobbies. Be it lifting, biking, walking, programming. Anything that actual requires you to exert effort.

I'm a wagecuck now, but I've had periods of NEETdom (6 months to 2 years a couple of times, from school to uni, from uni to first job, from first job to second job). First time I felt like you, cause I spent all my time in front of the computer. Other times having a balance between active and passive hobbies was what made it great. I didn't do normalfag shit like biking though, I did yoga, nightwalks and vidya in between binging shows and podcasts.

I honestly wish I was NEETing again, but unfortunately my mother passed away.

even before I smoked weed I hated going outside and was okay with being "bored" inside.

lol no I let my mother do everything. I literally do nothing.

sucks 2 be u I guess.

Try telling that someone with an abusive alcoholic semi-unemployed egg donor that has OCD and yells at you not only for cleaning shit but also for no reason at all just cuz they're a histrionic asshole like that and feel like it

The tip is to put yourself down for a company that no longer exists. Say you worked at Toys R Us for a few years. A lot of people just make up a company and put their friends as a reference.

My dad cheats with my aunt, he's soft-ish and she basically jewed him into paying bills and giving her almost $140k and my mom is too busy setting things straight, they live in a big mansion in another town and occasionally come to visit, while I cope with games and shit.

Reminder that if you were born in china or india or japan, nobody would care that you're neet or living at home at such an old age. This is only stigmatized in america.

Yeah I have several since I tend to work from 6 months to 1 year and a half and then neet for 2 years in between, they never asked. Will happen someday I guess.

What resume bro?

this, said the same (partially true) and got a comfy part-time job

Resume? I haven't started yet.

>22
>done with college
>90k p.a.
>living at home with parents
>no gf and no sex
>spend all my time not working on Yea Forums
>parents want me to buy a house and they want grandkids
am i normie enough? only thing i really want is a qt neet gf i'd be happy to support. if she cammed/tittystreamed, i'd be okay with that

I have a gf who loves me to death, doesn't bug me and puts up with my retarded anxiety. Logically, I know she's the best I'll get looks wise and personality. But I feel no emotions for her other than not wanting to hurt her with my lack of emotions. I hat when she tries to cuddle me. I'm just thinking of banging 18 year old sluts with blue hair. I don't want to be like this.

Is it even worth going to college at 30 years old, or is my life just over? I want to become a scientist.

pretty sure in japan you're either a neet otaku or a workaholic

>nobody would care that you're neet or living at home at such an old age.
what? living with your parents isn't stigmatized, yes, but not talking or interacting with anyone is an objectively bad thing no matter where you are.

>but not talking or interacting with anyone is an objectively bad thing
not really, I dont interact with anyone and I am fine

Yes it is, this board/site will usually try to tell you different but don't listen.

>I want to become a scientist
wtf does that even mean? what kind of scientist?

Cater to women. They make for loyal customers. Makeup, beauty shit, just think of some shit.

>I honestly wish I was NEETing again, but unfortunately my mother passed away.
That's why I'm so anxious, already lost my father, worked a little already, have some money but when mother passes away that would/will be the end of the world. I just live like some retired old man with my mother, while I should be a father now like everyone else.

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Look up scapegoat child on google

Basically the dysfunction of the family unit is externalized onto a single designated target (said black sheep/scapegoat child)

One of my uncles also broke off contact because he was scapegoated like this and shortly afterwards i was the focus of the kind of spite you mentioned again

There really is nothing you can do about this, turning around and letting them realize they're responsible for you not wanting anything to do with them is pretty much the best course of action because narcicissts won't ever change

Only for the first few months

gynecologist

lol not for a scientist

maybe business or bookkeeping or it

most people who did it 18 were lab jockys until 25 if they got a job or chemical waste handlers

>be isolation Neet for 2 years
>get a job
>all the cute girls at the job are attracted to me because they think im quirky and mysterious and take my lack of social skills as me being an asshole that doesn't care
>go isolation neet again
>get job again
>same cycle starts over

Isolation isn't so harmful i guess

LOL

Yeah, I enjoyed it for the first couple years. Now I'm 30 and I would prefer living normal life instead of shitposting on 4 chan, watching anime and playing video games. And I don't believe anyone can be content without other people. You're probably suppressing negative emotions until it's too late. I would recommend all NEETs in their 20 to go out into the world right fucking now because the alternative is hell. I mean, I have to convince myself not to suicide almost every day and I ran out of arguments long time ago. You don't want such existence.

Imagine moving out when you don't have a gf or wife to accompany you. I won't feel bad for you. You did this to yourself

Why the fuck could I not be born into a super wealthy family. Neeting about in a mansion, banging top shelf hookers, going to study whatever you want at university with no need to have a career. It would be the life bros.

True I'm a rich pajeet, I can NEET for life and I've never worked a day. It's great to have money in a third world country, a little goes a long way

Kek. Why did this post make me laugh.

How'd a loser get a girl like that, is she ugly or what

She ever told you to change or stop being a NEET? All moms want to see their kids married.

I don't talk to them any more it got weird, they were blaming for all sorts of things and saying there was nothing about me

I'm also almost 30 and I really dont wish for a different life, wagecucking is even worse that shitposting in peace on Yea Forums.

You fully expect him to suck cocks under a bridge for money hahahaha

at least you dont have to bother with some aging annoying cunt wife, annoying retarded children and are not tied to wagecucking 4 lyfe.

Disgusting

If your parents had any sense they wont leave you a dime

22 year old here, I regret not getting out at 19

Well I did get out but I didn't keep it up and regressed back into my old habits, now I regret it

but they gonna leave me a lot of money because there is nobody else, feels good man

its comfy, I now got out of bed and made a frozen pizza ready.
gonna play some videogames or maybe watch a show, haven't decided yet.

>too sleepy and lazy to get up to eat
am I peak NEET?

I mean good for you it you're happy, most of us can't enjoy this lifestyle. I feel like I can enjoy free time only after I've been productive somehow

Yeah I'm the scapegoat family member. Broke off contact, best decision I've made

I developed a rolling technique, It requires being able to lay down away from the computer for brief periods

kinda like being a toddler again

>I feel like I can enjoy free time only after I've been productive somehow
thats the npc programming

I find it hard to just drag myself around the house anymore, I can barely feel my legs

>got to 8
>finally got a job
Get out while you can you'll hate it but it's still better than doing nothing

Sleeping all day is not ideal, no. Malnourishment is not advisable either.

How about you go for a walk?

Hardest thing of the day is to reach for mouse and keyboard on the floor "in the morning" to then sit on the bed until night.

>user we saw that you have been a NEET for a year now and decided to invite all your friends you stopped talking to over to help cheer you up, come downstairs user :)

that would fuck up my back and my wrists

Maybe go outside for 30 total minutes a day too?

I already forgot what its like do social things and have friends, isolation is all im comfortable with now

Dude, what is wrong with you?

>NEETdom is about regression until you're a literal baby
fucking lol we got memed NEETbros

You're still a kid. Doing nothing at 20 is socially acceptable

I'm obese.

this

all this pearlclutching from westerners in hilarious, this is only the beginning stages, NEETdom will dominate the West just like it does in Japan sooner than later.

what games do you play?

Why do you think? It’s a coping mechanism. They’re not strong enough to function as contributing members of society for one reason or another so they pretend it’s what they wanted.

stellaris and factorio

Stay strong, bro! Life is what you make of it.

Get some friends
Join a club of some kind
Read, watch TV or play video games to pass the time
Throw yourself into work
Enjoy the small things

>They’re not strong enough to function as contributing members of society for one reason or another

true
>so they pretend it’s what they wanted.
false

I wanted to have average or good genetics just like my friendgroup growing up, but it didn't turn out that way.

porn?

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NEET of 4 years. I'm crawling my way out of the cave now. Getting my associate's at community college and doing online work.

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Why can’t you just get a job first? Have you been trying?

what's her name?

I was a NEET for 5 years until I got a shitty data entry cuck job last year. It's boring as fuck but the pay is good considering how low skilled it is and no one ever bothers me. I can also listen to podcasts and music. I'm still a NEET in spirit though. Once a NEET always a NEET.

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dno i just put basement porn into duckduckgo

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I'm not a NEET (attend college, work a part time job, starting an internship soon) but I might as well be one. I'm turning 22 this year and still live like I'm 15. I'm living with my parents, have very little knowledge of how the real world works, play video games during my free time and have zero friends and never attend any social events and when I'm forced to go to one I can only focus on leaving as soon as possible.

I just feel like i'm going through the motions, nothing I'm doing right now feels useful to me. I have no idea what to do with myself once I finish college and now that it's getting closer and my parents are hounding me about it I just get filled with anxiety and dread everytime I think about my future.

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makin something of yerself

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How is it that you inherited millions but don’t have to work? Won’t it run out eventually? Are you still living modestly?

i literaly burned every bridge possible in social situations until I got over my anxiety.
Alcohol and drugs might help too.

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>How is it that you inherited millions but don’t have to work? Won’t it run out eventually?
You could easily live off the interest alone of millions in the bank, it's fucked.

Not to mention there are loads of people who would be happy to invest and grow the money for a slice of it

If I found her like that I would take her bindings off, take off my shirt and give it to her and take her home so she could recover and then be on her way.

Double Dubs

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Yeah I hate getting paid and getting blowjobs, fuckin sucks

wholesome

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>To start with the theoretical answer, a $1 million savings account paying 5 percent would earn $50,000 a year. The nice thing about the way interest compounds is that if you left that interest in the account, it would then earn interest the following year, so that the account would produce $52,500 the following year
Richfags have it super easy

Hey NEETs! If you looked like a 6'2 male model would you cease being a NEET?

>NOOO WHY DON'T YOU ENVY ME
>I NEED VALIDATION FROM AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD

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I unironically known a 6'2 built NEET. The answer is no. it's by no means a physical ailment.

so NEETdom made you a sage after all?

I am 6‘2 and have a 19cm dick and I‘m a touchless virgin NEET. So to answer your question: no.

Based Goof

How does this work I can't touch the one million or the interest

How do you not know about compounding interest?

Sure, user :)

Imagine wasting the only life you got doing nothing

yes but im 175cm in Denmark so there's no point in trying at life. I'm not totally dead inside like some NEEts I still enjoy my hobbies.

Yeah I see women as I see flowers, nice to see and admire but not to be plucked out.

Imagine wasting the only life you got working some wagecuck job

Lmao

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Don't give a fuck!

You can't touch the 1 million but can touch the interest. That's a high example, you probably wouldn't get a 5% interest rate but if you had millions in the bank you could still be getting say around $80k, just in interest for doing nothing other than keeping your money in that bank. You could take that out each year and keep the millions in.

You ever hear the saying ''the rich get rich''? Yeah, once you have money it attracts more.

>they tried but I told them to fuck off with this shit, also threatened suicide and that shut them up for good lmao.
They're not gonna leave you anything. I work in estates and I've seen this shit countless times. The parents will it to a distant relative as a guardian, they put it into a very strict investment vehicle that can't be accessed for decades and make someone else the trustee, or they donate the vast majority of their shit to charities. If this isn't some wagiebait I would be prying into their wills real soon.

Try to apply for a telecommuting job like telemarketer. Take online classes to learn skills. There are ways out.

How the hell are you guys treating neet like something to suffer? Neet is the fucking dream. After years I finally need a part time job how about some 'feels' for that

Fucking bastards.

>Moving out with no job soon lads
Why?

Nope, I‘m getting it all 100%.
Stay mad poorfag wagecuck.

WAGIE WAGIE

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who cares, gigachad and normies die in car crashes, overdoses, shooting themselves accidentally in the face on a movie set at 25 all the time

As opposed to wasting your life making someone else rich. Lmao.

Imagine not wanting your spawn to have a carefree easy joyful life

The interest won't compound if I take it out though

Imagine being a trustfund kid. Even the gods themselves would envy such a lifestyle.

Whatever you say, user. Just trying to give you some advice.
Some parents view it as the last ditch effort to motivate their kid to not be an embarrassment.

Yeah but my point is you could live a comfortable forever just from interest if you had millions in the bank.

You sound awfully sure?

Not participating in society because you think you’re too short is like becoming a hermit because a prophecy said you’d be unhappy. It’s bullshit. Take life and make it yours.

>Take life and make it yours
what does that even mean

I have a 9-5 job and I still play 10-12 hours of vidya a week.

What an unbelievably comfy thread. See you in the next one bros. Work on de-NEETing yourselves, you're the one who's ultimately responsible for yourself. Challenge your values and beliefs and make yourself adapt to it.

>just b urself :)

Get some friends
Join a club
Get out and meet people
Life is what you make of it

people with all the money and no reason to have it are miserable in life, dude

You guys fail to realize that being a perma NEET having never actually tried at life are forever soft and depressed

Being horribly disfigured and falling from grace at the top of your game, now THERE's the sweet NEET life.

You also have to account for inflation, usually around 3%. 1million is fuck all unless you go for moroderate risk investments which isnt neet suitable

>genetics
What a nice excuse you’ve come up with

I sing, I'm an excellent dungeon master (dungeons and dragons), I read a lot. I've been told by many people to pursue a career with my voice, either singing or voice acting for anime/videogames (I don't watch anime, it's just what I'd be good at) but to be honest, I find honing my talents semi privately is perfectly fulfilling

Weak-minded people perhaps.

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That looks great! Stellar stuff, user.

You are responsible for your own situation. You have to make your own life what you want it to be.

Is this a joke post? Good to know there is someone out there more delusional and sad than me.

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Shut up boomer. A man must accept his fate or be destroyed by it.

NEET threads are always the comfiest

I'm an artist/animator and only started making real money after quitting my wagecuck retail job, without ever having to leave the house. Bought a nice used car with my income and could support myself, but the NEET spirit is too strong to leave. Why give a third of my paycheck to some greedy landlord when I got no woman anyway? I'll invest in the tendies market instead.

Telling ya, working from home is like NEET life plus.

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share some of your art

Yeah I get why it sounds funny but it's true. Just because I love my life doesn't mean I have to be delusional user, you can do it too!

The only people who get to see it are my clients and I know better than to post a link to my portfolio on here. Stay strong, tendie tenders.

Supermarkets tell you in training not to be physical towards or chase or be aggressive to shoplifters or robbers for the exact reasons they gave for sacking him. It's stupid put your life or other's lives in danger for a corporation, and it costs them far less losing a bit of money in a theft than the endless legal problems of you causing the death of a customer. He was stupid.

I'm in the exact same position except humanities

We'll all make it bros! Remember, you're worthy of the best and finest that life has to offer, but only if you truly believe it!

im in the exact same position

The secret to city life is moving into a smaller city/town that isnt super far away but way cheaper and just dealing with like the 20-30 minute drive. As long as you arent talking about like NYC or LA or SF or some shit.

glad to know I'm not the only one stuck in this awful twilight realm between being a NEET and a functioning human adult

you wrote at least several movie scripts during this time, right losers?

Do the right thing at every turn

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just say you had Depression, what are they gonna do about that

What about the scenario where you make yourself rich?