>CAST IT INTO FIRE! DESTROY IT!
CAST IT INTO FIRE! DESTROY IT!
>No
>Maybe?
>No
Imagen if he had just killed him and destroyed the ring faggot ass elf just want to see the human kingdoms burn at that point. What a bigot
INCELDUR!
>NOOOOOO LEAVE SMEAGOL ALONE SAM!
>”Ive spent the last 1000 years thinking about why I didn’t just tackle him then”
>'No'.
>CAST YOUR VOWS
>MARRY HER
I want to fuck an elf so fucking badly, it's unreal
>"No!"
What are the benefits of elf pussy?
Infinitely softer and cleaner than gross human vaginas.
>tfw you bust inside a virginal 1000 year old elf pussy, and after that she lets you put it in her tight little elf asshole
I reckon banging an elf must be 10x better than any grossy human meattrap
For me, it's getting fucked by a futanari elf
>Hmmm... Let me get back to you on that.
a fellow man of culture
Jason Isaacs is a 10/10 elf, but Hugo Weaving is too wrinkly with large facial features to make a convincing elf.
Imagine if he killed the king of numenor for possession of the ring that magnifies your evil traits 100x. No one can destroy the ring, ever.