>NO YOU CAN'T JUST SEND THE PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE INTO MY HOUSE, INTO MY BED, INTO MY STREAMS, INTO MY STREETS, INTO MY DRINK, INTO MY BREAD, UPON MY CATTLE, ON MY SHEEP, UPON MY OXEN IN MY FIELD, INTO MY DREAMS, INTO MY SLEEP UNTIL I BREAK UNTIL I YIELD
NO YOU CAN'T JUST SEND THE PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE INTO MY HOUSE, INTO MY BED, INTO MY STREAMS, INTO MY STREETS...
John Bell
Blake Anderson
>Moot
Julian Ortiz
kek
John Ortiz
Based pharasoy
Brody Barnes
>NNOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST USE ILLUSIONS AND PRESENT THEM AS MIRACLES FROM THE GODS! MINE ARE REEEEAAAAL!
Joseph Phillips
Look OP, Chadposter here. Yeah you had a successful thread yesterday, we all had some laughs, you farmed some (you)'s. It was a good time.
But you need to move on, repeating the same thread and expecting the spontaneous magic to return is just, pathetic.
Adam Foster
>Look OP, Chadposter here. Yeah you had a successful thread yesterday, we all had some laughs, you farmed some (you)'s. It was a good time.
>But you need to move on, repeating the same thread and expecting the spontaneous magic to return is just, pathetic.
Sebastian Gomez
This thread has been remade about 7 times now.
Lucas Scott
>Just a few years ago Hollywood produced a blockbuster animated film with an all star cast that had a biblical and deeply spiritual story
Would this happen today guys? Why or why not?
Nolan Rogers
Matthew Ward
Deliver us
Hear our call, deliver us
Lord of all, remember us
Here in this burning sand
Deliver us
There's a land you promised us
Deliver us to the Promised Land
Guys, let's be honest, they deserve a home...
Asher Miller
>dear thread, I have nothing I can give, but this bump that you may live
>I hope we sneed again, if He will DELIVER US
Jayden Sanchez
>NOOOO STOP TRYING TO KILL THE BIRTH OF AN EPIC MEME!!!
Eli Robinson
>Me? Who am I to get repeating digits? You-You've chosen the wrong user, how can I even get these dubs?
Colton Morales
So close, my friend.
Kayden Butler
It would be only if theme/ending was you're all strong independent people who don't really need no reLIEgon or it's just strawman potshots featuring maybe a "cool" Christian who is super permissive and a heart warming. You fundies are sometimes alright moment in the end.
Asher Gray
Bump
David Jenkins
>BRAAAP
Hudson Wright
>thr virgin egyptian vs the chad Elohim
Gavin Kelly
Is that a penis on his forehead?
Hudson Price
lol
Daniel Lopez
>Would this happen today guys? Why or why not?
No because it flopped lmao
Nolan Taylor
>Nooooo, stop worshipping your gods! Mine is the only real one, as written in this book!
Jacob Wright
Why didn't God just teleport the Israelites out of Egypt
Kevin Gutierrez
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPONGEBOB, STOP PLAYING AROUND MY HOUSE!
Angel Cook
like this
Adam Fisher
>$70 dollar budget
>Wiki - The film went on to gross over $218 million worldwide in theaters, which made it the most successful non-Disney animated feature at the time
You're glowing
Evan Wilson
$70 million* obviously
Daniel Carter
this shit is gayer than the ricardo faggotry stop posting
Anthony Foster
>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP WORSHIPPING JESUS HE'S LE DEAD KIKE ON A STICK WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD NO NO STOP STOP WORSHIP ODIN AND LE OLD GODS WHO DEMAND HUMAN SACRIFICE AND DON'T DO SHIT AAAAAAAAA
Nathan Robinson
> worshipping jesus
Jesus worshipped God, why don’t you?
Joseph Taylor
Friendly reminder that the oldest gospel, Mark, made no mention of Jesus rising from the dead.
>The earliest and most reliable manuscripts of Mark end at Mark 16:8, with the women fleeing in fear from the empty tomb: the majority of recent scholars believe this to be the original ending,[26] and this is supported by statements from the early Church Fathers Eusebius and Jerome.[27]
Oliver Carter
So uh, how about them donuts
Logan Watson
Yes i post soijak memes on 4channel, how could you tell?
Jaxon Edwards
Based
Jace Rodriguez
You are white and therefore master race in everything including humor
Ethan Harris
>God can't worship himself
He rose from the dead.
Gabriel Reed
>Friendly reminder that the oldest gospel, Mark, made no mention of Jesus rising from the dead.
Jayden Green
Why the fuck would he? That makes no sense.
Bentley Adams
Gods worship themselves in almost every religion, idiot
James Price
>You are white and therefore master race in everything including humor
Nathaniel Howard
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DISCREDIT MY MILLENNIA OLD DESERT RELIGION IT'S A ABRAHAMIC SLOW BURN LOGOS DRIVEN SCIENCE DENYING NOTHING HOLIER THAN DESERT MANUAL
Ethan Cook
>NNOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST USE ILLUSIONS AND PRESENT THEM AS MIRACLES FROM THE GODS! MINE ARE REEEEAAAAL!
>Nooooo, stop worshipping your gods! Mine is the only real one, as written in this book!
>Friendly reminder that the oldest gospel, Mark, made no mention of Jesus rising from the dead.
>Why the fuck would he? That makes no sense.
>>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DISCREDIT MY MILLENNIA OLD DESERT RELIGION IT'S A ABRAHAMIC SLOW BURN LOGOS DRIVEN SCIENCE DENYING NOTHING HOLIER THAN DESERT MANUAL
Gavin Hall
>God needs to make sense
Alexander Stewart
>Just turn off your brain bro
Ethan Miller
Cope.
Austin Taylor
It makes me laugh how a "millennia old desert religion" is still alive and BTFOing all fedorafags and nazis.
Based Semitechads.
Luis Baker
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T KEEP MY PEOPLE ENSLAVED! LET MY PEOPLE GO
Samuel Cook
For me, it's the Quran
Parker Wright
>Yes i post soijak memes on 4channel, how could you tell?
Grayson Cox
>DESERT RELIGION!!!!
Kevin Taylor
You're all gonna burn
John Barnes
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DISCREDIT MY RELIGION BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS UNFACTUAL HEAVEN IS REAL NOT A CARROT ON A STICK TO CONTROL THE MASSES JESUS WAS REAL STOP ATTACKING MY FAITH
Noah Smith
Almost every religion is fake.
Yes he does
Camden Gomez
>jesus will take me to heaven because I was a good boy and let schlomo mutilate my penis
Isaac Sullivan
This poster has the right idea.
Carter Cruz
>being a unironic christcuck
Gavin Wood
Circumcision has never been a major part of Christianity. You are thinking of Moslems and Jews.
Dominic Wood
>Circumcision has never been a major part of Christianity
It's a major part of christian America
Benjamin Fisher
american christians worship jews and 99% mutilate their children's genitals
Anthony Campbell
>incorporating the slow burn soi meme into the Bible
Mild kek
Daniel Phillips
The only thing more cringe than a basedjackposter is a brainlet who choses to argue with one
Levi King
>immediately posts "LE EPIC KEK" garbage
Mental illness
Jayden Sanchez
I'm not American. Most Christians aren't American.
Jace James
Which is not in communion with any other church and whose traditions are highly frowned upon.
You do know Protestants have their own churches right?
Tyler Hall
your'e thinking of protestants not christians
Juan Peterson
>You do know Protestants have their own churches right?
Pr*testants are heretics
Landon Edwards
t. nigger lover
Liam Walker
Reddit debates in this thread?
Time for some more nyan
Anthony Johnson
Imagine following an end of world death cult from 2000 years ago lol
James Ortiz
Exactly
Martin "Drown the Kike" Luther was based though
Ayden Carter
Joseph Morgan
>WHO GAVE MAN DUBS?
Dylan Ross
Worm
Ethan Sanchez
You mean these?
Brandon Davis
>THIS WAS MY HOME ALL THE PAIN AND DEVASTATION HOW IT TORTURES ME INSIDE ALL THE INNOCENT WHO SUFFER FROM YOUR STUBBORNNESS AND PRIDE!!
Brayden White
She has infinite charisma next to bonbi
Jack Cooper
>uncultured atheist doesn't know jews are monistic instead of monotheistic
Gee what a surprise
Dominic Cruz
Bad drawing of ureus
Grayson Long
Of course, he was a degenrate papist.
Brayden Flores
>mfw there are unironic ''Christians'' on my Yea Forums
what happened to this place
Levi Nguyen
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE FUN OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE THEY TALK ABOUT IT ON REDDIT
Aiden Hernandez
These thread are literally the best thing that ever happened to this board
Christopher Lee
lol, no they're not
Jaxson Bell
WHO MADE Yea Forums'S DUBS? WHO MADE THE SNEED, THE FEED AND SEED? DID NOT I? NOW CHECK
Josiah Baker
Cumbrain nigger retard. Read a book you no brain nigger monkey
Blake Ward
election tourists got bored of the /ptg/ shill threads and started posting on other boards, also cripplechan shutdown caused a huge influx of unironic qboomer christcucks. they post crap like this they're like /pol/ schizos with jews except they think everyone who is against them is a pagan or muzzie
Cameron Wilson
>These thread are literally the best thing that ever happened to this board
Luke Ortiz
Yes, they are. They concede other gods exist, but YHVH can kick all their asses, being the only one transcendent and eternal.
Wyatt Nelson
>NOOOOO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND DA JOOOOZ ARE BEHIND IT ALL LIKE AREN'T YOU REDPILLED LIKE COME ON WHY DO YOU WORSHIP A JOOOO ON A STICK YOU SHOULD WORSHIP AN AUSTRIAN GAY DRUG ADDICT
Daniel Brooks
>dude my gods awesome n sheeeit
>guns down your first born
amazing.
Josiah Wood
rent free
Owen Hughes
Fuck off, pagan
Luke Gomez
>BASEDFROGBTFO.jpg
>REEEEEEEENT FREEEEEEEEEE
Jeremiah Sullivan
Why do catholics hate protestants so much?
Xavier Taylor
YHVH was only ever supposed to be the God of the Israelites, it's pretty clear when you read the old testement.
Carson Hernandez
other way around, chief.
Kayden Reyes
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ACKNOWLEDGE GLOBAL JEWISH HEGEMONY OF BANKS AND CORPORATIONS THAT WILL CAUSE ANOTHER HOLOCAUST
Hudson Harris
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WHO NOW LIVES AND REIGNS WITH THE FATHER IN THE UNITY OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AND PROCEED TO ACCESS TO ETERNAL LIFE
Elijah Lopez
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WORSHIP ROCKS AND THE MOON THE CHURCH NEEDS YOUR MONEY AND FAITH
Matthew Martin
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ACKNOWLEDGE GLOBAL SATANIC HEGEMONY OF BANKS AND CORPORATIONS WHILE HAVING AN INDEPENDENT TAKE ON JEWS LIKE AREN'T YOU A NAZI
Joshua Myers
>debate me
Lincoln Cox
>this thread
Aaron Diaz
>human sacrifice
Zachary Russell
Inshallah
Matthew Bailey
>>this thread
Kevin Baker
>>>this thread
Jonathan Murphy
>OH MY GOD YOU CANT JUST MURDER YOUR SON ISAAC BECAUSE A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TOLD YOU TO.
Samuel Nguyen
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL OUR MESSIAH BEFORE HE DOES ANYTHING
Levi Peterson
>>>>this thread
Zachary Gutierrez
>>>>this thread
Eli Garcia
Yes we can goyim cattle.
Bentley Cook
Nolan Wright
>JESUS IS COMING BACK FOR SURE JUST WAIT
Ethan Jones
>NOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T FORGIVE YOU SHOULD MURDER MURDER MURDER LIKE SATAN DID
Eli Perez
Kek
Brody Price
How can a place that was always shit actually go to shit? And yet here we are.
Blake Taylor
>NOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T FORGIVE YOU SHOULD MURDER MURDER MURDER LIKE GOD DID
Wyatt Flores
Yikes, have sex incel.
Ayden Gomez
>NOOOOOOOOO GOD SHOULDN'T FORGIVE EITHER AND SHOULDN'T HAVE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO SAVE US ALL HE SHOULD JUST MURDER MURDER MURDER LIKE JEWS DO
Carson Williams
>pagans want to back to this
Fucking savages
HAIL KING JESUS
Xavier Brooks
>Yea Forums television and film
David Barnes
>oh look, another meme ruined by Yea Forumseddit. Looks like I'll have to go back to my oldfag bastion, /int/, and come up with a replacement.
Caleb Rogers
Christians are based af
I'm a Jewish girl and hot strong Christian boys make my pussy so WET
Sebastian Scott
This is a trick you just want to get me naked and circumcise me
Liam Carter
*blocks your path*
What the fuck did you just say about my Lord Jesus Christ?
Jace Rogers
Have kosher sex
William Adams
Reminder that Jesus was totally cool with gays, he didn't say anything about gays being bad
Mason Richardson
Based
Levi Morris
This is Jewishses little secret, they hate circumcised dicks and look up for Christians 'cause they just can say "Jesus was a Jew".
Jaxon Sanders
It's not too bad, but it shouldn't be encouraged.
Luis Wood
Can confirm, I've fucked three jewesses and they all think it's a huge turn on getting fucked by a Strong Christian Man.
Jewish men are autistic betas.
Brayden Nelson
He literally did, them getting stoned is a different story. Like that adulteress, Jews wanted to stone her and he said "he who is free of sin cast the first stone".
Jesus was all about forgiveness, we are all sinners, etc. Thing is, gays don't want to come to light because they're either extremely ashamed or completely lost to Satan.
Elijah Garcia
Colton Price
marry me then
Leo Morris
>more cuckold shit
Stop
Cooper Foster
Jews fear the BGC (Big Gentile Cock)
Jordan Sullivan
okay this is funny
Oliver Martinez
Stop.