/mlb/ general - BATTING .420 edition

Garland Reds

love my berds

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>Cubs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

those astros space city unis are KINO theyre gonna win

Rox won the series, too bad we couldn't sweep em tho, but then again the mets didnt either

this marlins defense 0:

First for Clark hanging out at middle schools chatting up the underage girls.

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I love Clarkie Bear's sense of humor

unis are kino and new logo is especially great but Astros are washed. get ready for them to tank for another 3000 years

i would love a salami rn

got one for you

is there a term for scoring purely from walks?
Ohtani went around all bases on walks

Is this nu though?

odorizzi sucks so much reeeeeeee

>odor pissy

It's called a run

angels are stealing signs

just got off work and saw that my doyers won :)

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That middle school sure has a huge stadium.

>from lambert to reylo
just
fucking
kill
me

>hurrston

doyers fans look like THAT?

Will Stroman cry racism after the game?

yeah, biggest crybaby in baseball

THROW OUT THAT BUM ODOROZZI

35th for the 6-7 Washington Baseball Eagles

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>this fucking ump
and i guarantee he will have a giant zone for ohtranny, this is rigged as fuck

cubs > houston

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Now that's how you make a name for yourself. I know athletes get away with a lot of shit in games but this is a lawsuit right?

jake odowalkie lmaoooooo

>Stroman gives up a hit to Walls

lol. lmao, even

I love Clarkie bear.

>walks in a run
>Houston pitcher is beyond pissed
Don’t blame him tbqh
This ump’s strike zone is ass

Kek got em

marcus 5-0man lmaooooo

My rasy are beating them cubs but it's on fucking espn+ AAAAAAAAA

i almost feel bad for houston but then i remember they are cheats

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BASED ANGLELS SPEED

>bats twice before throwing a single pitch
Based

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>dbacks have the second best starting pitching era

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>gay
>for a fat bear with no pants
>chicago
Yeah. That seems right.

no one looks less happy to be a good baseball player than anthony rendon

Bros I like the new speedy angels. I'd rather see wade get thrown out 9/10 times trying to steal than the old station to station ball they had been playing. Velasquez is pretty sick also desu

Chadres sweep the Reds! Now time for the vicious doggies on Friday!

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dads are winning the worlds eries. cap this post right now and don't (You) me

Holy shit he absolutely smoked him. Get that dude some shoulder pads and put him in at middle linebacker.

OHTANICHADS RISE UP

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He's zen
Unshakable
I feel like he has a really good time playing baseball, just doesn't care to let anyone know

He almost scored a grand slam

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This is who the Cubs signed.

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OHTANI AMIGOS
WHY CANT SHOTIME HIT A GRAND SLAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nice hitting though

>scored
I hate foreigners

casual

LFGM

Isn't he vocal about calling it just another job?

Lets go Merlins

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He hasn't been good since >we signed him desu, starting to look like another Pujols-tier contract.

Damn for a second i thought it was a HR

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What an ungrateful pos but he does play for a souless mercenary team so it fits

>cubsessed
LMFAO

#Cubsessed #iamCubsessed #iaminCubsessionofillicitmaterials

5 strikes were called balls in that half inning. They could have easily gotten out of the inning 0-0. Instead it is 6-0. and now the angels will probably get a giant zone with the game already over. manfred called in to rig this game

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eat an arepa for me, user

Even when the Sox score a run it's painful

The fuck is wrong with you englel

Chill out marcus

Brewers own the cubbie bears :)

Hell yeah bru. Send them Cardinals back up north where they belong

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C'mon Miggy, you knew your fatass wasnt making it from 1st to 3rd

>It's another Bichette doesn't get on base episode

they should steal some signs to make it fair

Dilate, Brantley just got a ball to start a count 1-0 and it should have been a strike.

Time for the Mets to pick up another W.

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lol brantley mad

Asstros already seething hard this is gonna be a good one kek

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How much does Joc Peterson weigh now?

ILix Smegman
lol

Ohtani all worried about that piece of wood left by mad Bradley.
Cute

The Reds are 2-11 and own the worst record in baseball.

Sell the team Bob you cheapskate fuck.

>Buck takes a day off for a doctor's appointment
>team goes to shit

>piss badshitt
kek nice trade mestards

Well this is a good start.

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looks like a typical teenaged hispanic stoner

they're completely fucked for this season. Forget about it. Owner's fault. Love Votto. Feel bad for the guys