I will never have a gf

How old are you user?

>It's too bad you won't live
>but then again, who does?

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go to a camsite and get to know an eastern bloc girl that has a quiet room. blow a couple K on her and you'll have a pretend gf, it's the same thing

i have a good gf, it is overrated, my life has only marginally improved and all the bad shit is still there and all the fun time i spent with her is heavily weighed against the fun time i could be spending on my own personal hobbies

>that makes it worse
in the end it's all the same, OP

Will a girl EVER look at me like this?

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NO NO NO NO NO STOP IT

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No matter how much I see cartoons like this, read the incel claims all women are the same like the Borg hivemind, they have no empathy, etc. I can never reconcile these claims with my real life experiences at university,and I'm not some 'this is what a feminist looks like' soi faggot either before that's spouted out.

>I need this perfect ideal "gf" that I have invented myself in order to truly be happy in life
>the "gf" exists as an unattainable idol of adoration and longing
>this ideal cannot exist outside of my own mind
>even if I find a "gf" she will never be perfect enough to live up to my expectation and I will be disappointed in her faults

wow, based

Welcome to the NHK. Consumed as book, manga or anime to your choice.

How is your misery related to my entertainment?

Do you have friends at least?

"love/romance" exists only as a precondition for procreation. Don't be a slave to your urges and become content when you are by yourself. No girl will complete the emptiness you feel.

bad lipstick

Why?

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw no bf

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I had a meme featured in a pewdiepie video.

I've had my fake tips been reported as news by American media outlets during the 2014 riots in Ferguson.

I've also made memes that have thousands of results on google searches or hundreds of reuploads for the hash on archives.

I've made videos that have been retweeted by Taleworlds. I made that party van video based on the scene from the core with the bossa nova music over it.

I've made dozens of SWF videos that I still see posted today.
I've made OC of Unteralterbach that still gets posted. I learned how to sketch just to draw one sketch of a girl then dropped it all together and never tried again.

I've been banned from almost every platform I use. I've ruined gaming groups by doxing members and turning them against each other. I even got a retard from synchtube swatted. I'm probably the reason Australian ISPs are banned on Yea Forums.

I've been extremely physically fit. I've been so morbidly obese I got out of breathe walking to the fridge.

I've been everywhere there is to go on the clearnet and onion.

I've lived in filth and trash and posted images of my room that have been reposted to various forums, including reddit. It's funny see how appalled they are. Hell, I've been so apathetic that I've worn the same clothes for so long that the cum stains on my shirt turned into mould and I still went out and giggled to myself as normalfags had to stand next to me in line to buy a burger.

I've made comfy threads where I climb cranes and construction sites at night and post pictures as I go around. I've cut my arms and face open with a razor and posted images to freak people out... those images have been reposted.

And I've got literally nothing to show for any of this. I've wasted all my time for nothing. I can't tell anyone my interests or hobbies. I can't share my life with anybody. Nobody exists that I can relate to. I have gained little skills. I have no friends.

work harder

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I don't think it's ever gonna happen for me. Love is like sand in my fingers, it just can't seem to hold onto it no matter how hard I try. If you any lucky bastards have love in your lives never let go, because doing this whole thing alone fucking sucks ass super hard

>I've made videos that have been retweeted by Taleworlds.

>been seeing a girl for a few weeks
>a few nights ago she asked me "What are we? I mean, are we a couple?"
>blanked

>tfw suspected gf

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You are undermining "your story" by posting it a million times.

you have friends on Yea Forums.

This is the main reason why none of us will get a gf

I'm not poor

nah its mostly your personality

Then go to some eastern european country and buy yourself a wife

Nice reminder to never go on Tinder no matter how lonely you get, the girls on there are utter trash and honestly the whole app seems like something you'd see in some dystopian novel or black mirror or something, it's disgusting.

based nahposter

My problem is that I have literally no idea how to actually progress from small talk into friendship/a relationship. I can make small talk all day don't know how to actually turn that into something. I don't know how to flirt. I don't know how to recognise when someone actually genuinely likes me or is just being nice. So many years of being alone has actually fucked my head. There's a girl who works with me that I love talking to and I think she feels the same. Do I ask her out? I don't know. Imagine how awkward it would be if she said no. I'm so scared.

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Yes, user, ask her out.

God how do I get a Catholic girlfriend?

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Ironically this mindset can actually hurt you if you ever luck out, because the pressure to make the relationship work will be so great that you might be too fearful to rock the boat and assert yourself, causing her to leave you when it's apparent you're too dependent and nervous.

Tinder is not for dating. I've only gotten 2 matches in the past year and they're both ugly fat chicks. It's only good for laughing at all the single mothers out there who still think someone hotter than you will sweep them off their feet and take care of their bastard child. Seriously if you're having a bad day go browse Tinder and see how many delusional mothers you come across. Funny as fuck.

Go to a catholic church?

But there's so many factors that go into it. She's 6 years younger than me. She only recently broke up with her boyfriend. In fact, that's when she actually started talking to me more. I make her laugh all the time when we're talking but is that just her being friendly? Me and her are like opposites. She's really outgoing and has tons of friends. I don't even know what I'd do if she said yes. Thinking about it like this makes me feel fucking autistic

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Sincerely repent and join the Church

And?

Just find a girl to orbit and project that idealization onto, works every time.

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come home white man

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Find a catholic girl?

>only gotten 2 matches in the past year
Damn dude I'm a dorky incel and I get matches almost every day, mostly fat chicks, some decent average looking girls and the occasional hotty. I met 2 girls from there and both were fat so didn't bang. Where do you live?

Do you know who you are? Have you taken the time to learn about your past, how you feel about it, your worldview, who you are as a person?

>No hips
Asian women can't birth healthy half-white children

>She only recently broke up with her boyfriend
Forget what I said. Don't ask her.