The next J-Law, they said

>the next J-Law, they said...

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>poor mans J-LAW with 10.10 feet.

how'd that happen?

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>2017

yaassssssss
yaaaaaasssssssssss

I'd search her butt if you catch my inference.

>10/10 feet

nigger are you retarded. those feet are trash.

haha imagine seeing them look in her butt

They weren't wrong.

search her butt for crack

I've made up my mind. I'm joining the force.

I would like to search her butt for drugs
if you know what i mean.

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She used to be so hot, what the hell happened

She looks great for 27, what are you even on about? She's nowhere near hitting the wall yet.

Only the best of the best get into Butt Squad.

Isnt she all anti-feminist, anti-sjw and stuff?

No wonder she doesnt get work

If only she showed her asshole to the world like J-Law did the cops wouldn't need to go rooting around in there

Wroom wroom!

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No she's just fat.

If you were a cop in L.A., which actors / actresses would you grope in search of drugs?

Any /an/caps here? Do dogs actually enjoy sitting on their spine like that?

daddario
kate upton
charlotte mckinney
sofia vergara
Lindsay lohan in her prime
Christina hendricks
boobs

She looks like shit now.

you know what happened

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I think she is hot in a girl next door kinda way. Hotter than the slut jlaw for sure.

I think it's a meme because most girls just don't give a shit about proper skincare, fitness and other things. It's not normal to look busted before your 30s. Lots of gorgeous women out there in their 30s. The wall thing is relevant for 40+ boomers

some of them do

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I mean I probably would have too

Its all the makeup they wear that sabotages them and they're wearing it younger and younger. That shit is cancer for your skin, and they won't even wear proper sunscreen on top of it because it fucks with their layers.

Hot.

Based incels

27 is old?

For a woman, yes
That’s midlife basically

I want to be her foot slave

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Search her butt for BRAAAAAAAPS

no butthole pics though

It's true man. All the girls I know turned to shit after their mid 20s.

>that porker face despite not being fat
oh poor girl, she's hideous

I would search her drugs for butt, if you catch my drift

What a criminal

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say what?

For roasties yeah

search for what?

contraband

What's it like to grab ass

this. my mother is past fifty and she looks way better than most of these people in their thirties, or even younger. she just doesn't put those fucking chemicals on. my little sister is looking almost as old as my mother just because she uses it daily.

and I don't even have an oedipal complex.

>what happened
She answered reasonably when asked if she was a feminist once a couple years ago and hollywood deemed her a nazi. She'll never be big in hollywood unless she sucks a million dicks and becomes the biggest yaaasss queen the world has ever seen.

Fyi thats the only reason emma stayed relevant for a little bit after harry potter

Depressing

Just grab your own ass and imagine a female with a similar stature. The female butt would probably be rounder and softer (or firmer), since you're imagining an attractive girl (hopefully).

>nosering
dropped

Why can't we have a nazi Hollywood? Like of uncompromising glorification of classic ancient greek aesthetics and themes to inspire people to become healthy, lean, strong, principled, moral, confident etc., but all pragmatically organized into a fashistoid campaign to fight and destroy the leftist-globo-cleptocratic mainstream terror campaign that is turning people into broken husks and slave drones.

It won't last, that's what old Hollywood was like. Commies and jews (they're both the same really) infiltrated it and the government and it was all downhill from there. Burgers couldn't stop it at all.