Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy...

why didn't he just say no homo?

Is there really that many euphemisms for being gay?

guy goes to urban dictionary

I'm sure he missed a few
bumder, for example

>not just posting the video

> So congratulations, Thomas. I've just officially outed you.
>What's the next step of your masterplan?
I loved this little nod to Nolan's genius.

I've got reservations about "Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks" but I've heard practically all the others spoken aloud.

Disgustng homo appropriation. Taking jobs off a real gay man

The "introverted actor" stereotype's real.

Well maybe stop getting fucked by dudes and you'll hear them less often maybe?

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>I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks.

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This was so out of place in Endgame.

>I'm a Kike! A Yid! A Hebe! A Hook-nose! I'm Kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea Pedestrian, and proud of it!

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>Because I’m a small guy. I’m short. I’m size challenged. I’m a manlet, I’m a babylegs, I’m a shorty. I’m a midget, little man, pipsqueak, munchkin. I’m an oompa loompa. I am not in charge. I file with these agencies. I’m a small fry, fun sized, itty bitty baby toy. I swim at the shallow end, I dance with platform shoes. I’m Dinklage in the game of chairs. I crash and my planes are crashed. I shoot and I am shot. I yell at them and throw them out of planes, and every single hired gun's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a big guy. If there’s one twisted bastard in this plane, it’s this big guy here.
So congratulations, Bane. I’ve just officially found out your master plan

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It’s a tragedy

Tom Holland really needs to do something like this while he’s still young and beautiful

>Aidan Gillen was the original sneedposter as well as the original baneposter

>You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

it's battyboy or batty. i grew up around london and it was common slang there.

Release something new Chris!

my sides

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>I'm a fornicator
>but I'm not a pervert
Desperate

>pervert
>Abnormal and unacceptable sexual behavior
>Fornication is abnormal and unacceptable
Where do you live, user?

>sausage smuggler
>short-armed bandit
>poo pusher
>pillow kisser
>bollock ninja
There are so many more but it's like when someone asks you to tell them a joke and you can't think of one.

>bumboy
i love that word

>bollock ninja

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>sausage smuggler
>bollock ninja
made my day

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Why are gays so outrageous?

>hey yardstick, pint size, small fry, BROWN LEPRECHAUN!

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