I will stab my father who is wearing full armor with a dagger

>I will stab my father who is wearing full armor with a dagger

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>i will spend resources and time to conquer... scotland

Kek, why didnt they just leave scotland alone is not like theres alot to see or do there

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots

Scottish people suck and are the main reason why the UK is a shitshow.
Eddy Longshanks did nothing wrong.

they're loyal northern britons you shitlord

That's a great point. Even the Romans said, "Fuck it!" to that noise. Should've let them keep their shitty coronation rock and rebuilt Hadrian's Wall.

If he didn't conquer them any time England would go to war their enemies would make guarantees with scotland and then they would be in a 2 front war. Better to just snuff out embers before it turns into and inferno.

The Romans didn't go through with it because they were busy fighting the ocean waves.

Reminder that the reason why Scotland is part of the UK is because the country bankrupted itself trying to start a colony in the middle of the fucking Panama rainforest and literally signed away their autonomy to England in order to get bailed out from total bankruptcy.

No epic final battle or struggle.
No battle songs or famous novels.
No famous rebel icons or freedom fighter figures.

No, an entire country just willingly gave itself up to another because of a harebrained, get rick quick scheme concocted by alcoholic kilt-wearing faggots.

The movie was so inaccurate it was funny

His worst fears came true in the end.
France actively collaborated with Scotland in the hundred years' war.

>look it’s a “Christians are cool nazis” Mel Gibson movie
Zzz

>No, an entire country just willingly gave itself up to another because of a harebrained, get rick quick scheme concocted by alcoholic kilt-wearing faggots.
I can already imagine how they came up with the idea, while also mocking the UK.

interestingly enough, daggers were pretty good weapons against armored opponents if you yourself were also in armor. A lot of times fights between two armored opponents would devolve into grappling and wrestling as they tried to shove whatever blade they had a available into gaps and openings in the armor. Daggers like the misericorde and stilleto were specifically designed for this purpose.

90% of the lower class is the reason the UK is such a shitshow.

What?

That’s Mel Gibson for you. A retarded nazi dreaming about white on white raping.

This is the number 1 dumb movie trope. Nobody wore armor/armour until an actual battle was to be fought. Films always have whole armies walking around in full battle dress, which is retarded.

kek

His father wasn’t wearing a helmet or face protection.
Further, daggers of various types could bevused to stab into weak areas of the armor to injure or kill an opponent.
His father was old, and not in top physical form, so knocking him down and stabbing him in the face, or some other area the armor and protective clothing didn’t cover, would have been possible if done right.

The film is retarded, right after this, Longshanks kills Gavestan, which never happened irl. So many thing wrong with this film. This film was basically the Jews hating Longshanks, for kicking them out of his lands.

>Mel Gibson is a Jew now
No, the movie was literally a white Protestant fantasy making up shit about Catholics. White Protestants AKA nazis are the cancer of the world, they have no souls.

BS the Jews were behind this film which put Longshanks alongside Hitler in the 90s as the worst human being that ever lived.

>>Mel Gibson is a Jew now
>No, the movie was literally a white Protestant

Protestants are sub-jews.

They reject the holy trinity (and therefore Jesus Christ as the incarnation of God on Earth) and want to go back to jewish scriptures, but not not identifying as the people of the Holy Scriptures. They servants of the jews, really.

>Mel Gibson is a shabbos goy
That makes sense actually

This. Scotland being an independent nation gave any of England's enemies a potential landing point and supply depot to launch an invasion of England. Once they took complete control of the English channel in the 16th century Scotland became a 3rd world country nobody gave a shit about anymore, and has remained an unimportant shithole ever since.

That's how you're suppsed to stab people wearing full plate retard. Slip the blade between the plates somwhere around neck, underarm or groin

>Mel Gibson is a protestant now
No, the movie was literally a lizard person fantasy making up shit about pure blooded human. Lizard people AKA interdimensional vampires are the cancer of the galaxy, they have no souls

Mel Gibson is a catholic

Then Longjeans chucks that fag through the window

Gavestan was a famous jouster who bullied the other nobles in England.

>Gavestan
Piers Gaveston, 1st Earl of Cornwall

>Catholics are goyim
Little did you know

LORD PALMERSTON

daggers actually work very well against plate armor

That's gay. I'd just whip out my glock with armor piercing rounds. Boom. Done. Next.

based and liberty pilled

Gay prince is gay

>Protestants are sub-jews.
>They reject the holy trinity (and therefore Jesus Christ as the incarnation of God on Earth)

Look, all religions are stupid, but having been raised protestant I can tell you that you have no fucking clue, son. lol Protestants literally will not shut up about the holy trinity and Jesus being the reincarnation of God and how they're the same thing. And they -really- won't shut up about the Holy Spirit.