>Toy Story 3 (99%): “Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination — the usefulness of toys — and strictly celebrates consumerism.”
>The Social Network: (96%) “Like one of those fake-smart, middlebrow TV shows, the speciousness of The Social Network is disguised by topicality. It’s really a movie excusing Hollywood ruthlessness.”
>The Dark Knight (94%): “The generation of consumers who swallow this pessimistic sentiment can’t see past the product to its debased morality. Instead, their excitement about The Dark Knight’s dread (that teenage thrall with subversion) inspires their fealty to product.”
>Iron Man (94%): “Iron Man is a dispiriting attempt to apply superficial principles to inherently silly kid culture.”
>Milk (94%): “A bizarre manipulation of the gay political impulse.”
Even if I don't agree with most of his reviews, the fact that he pisses off soifags and blue checkmarks is enough to redeem him.
Owen Cooper
>Midnight in Paris: (92%): “The groupie-like celebration of Allen’s doubled-up cultural insecurity and ambition represents a global degradation of culture standards.”
>There Will Be Blood (91%): “‘No!’ is the first word spoken in There Will Be Blood, and it should be the last said in response to Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest pretend epic.”
>Bridesmaids (90%): “It’s an overly contrived jumble, trying out too many comic ideas that eventually swamp the central subject of what a modern young woman expects regarding friendship, courtship and marriage.”
>Easy A (85%): “Easy A is now frontrunner for worst film of 2010.”
>Michael Clayton (90%): “Hipster filmmakers keep looking backwards to the 1970s, hoping to disguise how ill-equipped they are to deal with contemporary social issues.”
Parker Harris
Armond White has never written an inaccurate review
Owen Hernandez
>HOW DARE YOU DISSENT
Jonathan Lee
He's literally a troll. He intentionally writes contrarian reviews for what is effectively brand awareness, but he occasionally sprinkles in serious opinions so it isn't as obvious that he's a troll.
Cooper Fisher
Yeah, we know. That's the whole appeal.
Jason Butler
Why do you let those you hate decide your opinions for you?
Kayden Brooks
>how could he say this about Toy Story?! Muh corporate blablabla! Who cares?! >NOOO ADAM SANDLER HAS A JOKE ABOUT DUNKIN DONUTS IN THE MOVIE, CINEMA IS FUCKING DEAD WTF WE ARE LIVING IN HELL
Julian Williams
>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (97%): “Now that the Harry Potter series is over, maybe the truth can be realized: This has been the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.”
>Up (98%): “All this deflated cinema and Pixarism mischaracterizes what good animation can be (as in Coraline, Monster House, Chicken Little, Teacher’s Pet, The Iron Giant). Up’s aesthetic failure stems from its emotional letdown.”
>King’s Speech: (95%): “Each scene in The King’s Speech is so poorly staged that its ineptitude sometimes borders on the avant-garde.”
Charles Russell
>>Toy Story 3 (99%): “Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination — the usefulness of toys — and strictly celebrates consumerism.” Fucking based
Jackson Hughes
I don't always agree with him but there have been sometimes where I really see where he's coming from. Like with BR2049 and War of the Worlds. I believe he's really just giving his response to the impulses of whatever he watches and let's it go instead of attempting to tune it to popular consensus. I respect him for that.
Henry Taylor
Armond gibs me hope that negroes can evolve higher intellect. slowly but surely, things are getting more based.
Parker Sullivan
>Armond White likes Godzilla He's cool
Chase Campbell
I agree with all of these
Isaiah Stewart
All of those are right except for Iron Man and maybe Social Network.
James Torres
Accolades for Otherwise Panned Films:
>I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (14%): “It’s a modern classic (despite a cheap-shot plug for Giuliani). By comparison, Hollywood’s most celebrated gay comedies — In and Out, Chuck and Buck, Blades of Glory, even the laughable Brokeback Mountain — were all failures of nerve.”
>Just Go With It (19%): “The humorous tangents of Just Go With It are testaments to the fine art of improvisation and of comedy that doesn’t take itself overly seriously.”
>Grown Ups (10%): ” Cheerful and surprisingly heartfelt.”
>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (20%): ” Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is more proof [Bay] has a great eye for scale and a gift for visceral amazement.”
Owen Cook
>Shits on all these movies, and savagely I might add >Still rates all of them highly
Holy fucking based
I love this guy
Jacob Gray
There's a difference between agreeing with Armond because annoying people hate him, and simply liking Armond because he annoys the annoying
Jacob Harris
>>Midnight in Paris: (92%): “The groupie-like celebration of Allen’s doubled-up cultural insecurity and ambition represents a global degradation of culture standards.” Holy mother of BASED. Dabbing on Woody since Orson
Jose Martin
100% correct on ironman and it applies to all capetrash
Cooper Mitchell
Kek
Brandon Wilson
>>Just Go With It (19%): “The humorous tangents of Just Go With It are testaments to the fine art of improvisation and of comedy that doesn’t take itself overly seriously.” BASED That movie sucked but was surprisingly entertaining
Blake Evans
>the dullest movie franchise holy fuck is he referencing Yea Forums? or is the pasta from white?
Aaron Powell
The percentage is Rotten Tomatoes. It highlights how wrong he is from popular opinion
Tyler Powell
>Up’s aesthetic failure stems from its emotional letdown. Holy fuck based
Oliver Ward
>Teacher's Pet based
Bentley Gomez
Isnt rotten tomatoes a binary system? If a movie is somewhat competent most will give it a "its watchable" score and a mediocre movie can get 90+ rating?
Joseph Morris
>>Grown Ups (10%): ” Cheerful and surprisingly heartfelt.” Agree with this. The first Grown Up was remarkably good.
Ah damn, that's a shame. He's still based but I thought he was going like
>Toy Story 3 >"It's fucking shit, don't waste your money." >Score: 10/10, a modern classic
A little bit of a disappointment.
Oliver Smith
>It highlights how wrong he is from popular opinion Wait, so disagreeing with the unwashed masses now makes you "wrong"? Are you a complete retard?
Justin Morris
Black Panther?
Carson Ramirez
Now I'm gonna expose him on his retarded take on how cinema is dead for the dumbest biased reasons ever.
"Since 2004, the year that film culture split along moral and artistic lines, political and class biases have been exhibited in films that became more and more partisan. This rift was furthered by a compromised media, where critics praised movies that exhibited cynicism along with political bias.
The 20 films listed here effectively destroyed art, social unity, and spiritual confidence. They constitute a corrupt, carelessly politicized canon." -- Armond White
I'll post it in the follow up posts
Easton Evans
Django?
Brody Wilson
annnnd here comes the orchestrated discord tranny attacks against /ourguy/
Ryan Rivera
The 20 films that killed cinema, according to White:
>1) Good Night and Good Luck (2005) George Clooney, president of the corrupt canon, directed and acted in a dishonest fantasy biopic of TV-news icon Edward R. Murrow to revive blacklist lore as part of a liberal agenda.
>2) The Dark Knight (2008) used the Batman myth to undermine heroism, overturn social mores, and embrace anarchy
>3) Oceans Twelve (2004) Steven Soderbergh salutes land of the greedy and home of the depraved in a reboot franchise sequel, scoffing at the post-War conviction of Sinatras Rat Pack original.
>4) 12 Years a Slave (2013) distorted the history of slavery while encouraging and continuing Hollywoods malign neglect of slaverys contemporary impact.
>5) Wall-E (2008) Nihilism made cute for children of all ages who know nothing about cultural history or how to sustain it.
>6) Manderlay (2005) Lars Von Triers Dogville sequel sold American self-hatred back to us, and critics fawned.
>7) United 93 (2006) reduced the pain and tragedy of 9/11 to the inanity of a disaster movie.
>8) Frost/Nixon (2008) Political vengeance disguised as a dual biopic that prized showbiz egotism over conflicted public service.
Benjamin Hill
12 Years
Jackson Lopez
how can one man be so based?
Christian White
>9) Knocked Up (2007) Judd Apatows comedy of bad manners attacked maturity and propriety.
>10) The Social Network (2010) David Finchers new Horatio Alger tale glorified technocrat Mark Zuckerberg with chic, digital-era arrogance.
>11) Precious (2009) coincided with Obamas first year in office to revive racial condescension with the audacity of nope.
>12) The Hangover (2009) infantilized privileged adulthood, a celebration of chaos and irresponsibility.
Isaac Parker
The pasta comes from Armond. The man is simply too based.
Justin Powell
>The value and talent of a Movie Critic is measured by how much they can have the same opinion as everyone else yikes
Jayden Martinez
Son of the Mask?
Xavier Russell
>4) 12 Years a Slave (2013) distorted the history of slavery while encouraging and continuing Hollywoods malign neglect of slaverys contemporary impact. he's right, it should have been about how blacks need reparations
Cameron Ross
Every single one of those reviews is right.
David Evans
>13) Slumdog Millionaire (2008) an Oscar-winning tale of game-show greed as an answer to systemic poverty.
>14) A History of Violence (2005) David Cronenbergs new take on Ugly Americans blamed patriotic sadism.
>15) Inglourious Basterds (2009) Quentin Tarantinos answer to Abu Ghraib, a cruel, jokey, ahistorical revision of WWII.
>16) The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Ass-kicking espionage disparaged American foreign policy while making money off it.
>17) Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005) Sarcastic violence is the new marriage equality, says Brangelina, Hollywoods POTUS and FLOTUS.
Jordan Young
>18) Che (2008) Steven Soderbergh gives Hipster Hollywood its own four-hour rebuttal to Oliver Stones JFK.
>19) There Will Be Blood (2007) Paul Thomas Andersons pseudo-epic of the American soul cooked up an anti-Christian, weirdly misogynist history lesson.
>20) Lincoln (2012) Spielberg succumbs to Tony Kushners limousine-liberal cynicism to valorize Obama-era political chicanery.
Those are the 20 films since 2004 that have helped kill cinema, according to this retarded contrarian.
Notice how this fucker only attacks popular films and has a huge right wing bias and hates ANY film that is negative. What a fucking child. Sometimes the world is ugly and we have to show the negativity
Austin Murphy
>Good Night and Good Luck Jesus Christ. He called it. I saw parts of it the other day and realized what schlock it was. It was like Clooney was looking at the camera saying "HOLLYWOOD GOOD DO WHAT WE SAY" >TDK Semi-agree with at least. >O12 Pretty true. It was okay as a popcorn flick but it was a halfhearted cash grab playing off the memory of the Rat Pack. >12YAS Yeah. Hollywood/liberals only interest in the history of slavery/racism is how they can act sad over it to get attention >Wall-E The entire frame of that movie always bothered me. The humans live in an infinite consumer-mall in space but in the end start planting vegetables and that's spiritual or something? Like that was all it took for them to have meaning in their lives?
Sebastian Foster
Toy Story 3 is one of the most overrated movies of all time
Oliver Williams
Armond White's critique of Hollywood liberalism could just as easily have come from a left-wing publication.
Christian Harris
95 percent of people disagree with you. Btw you aren't special for disliking popular movies. It just makes you look pathetic and seeking attention and very pretentious
Thomas Ramirez
Every movie made in Hollywood for the past 30 years
Justin Powell
Armond White is the only reviewer to take seriously.
Logan Wright
Dilate
Caleb Lee
8 Mile
Cooper Moore
95 percent of critics, not people. And when was popularity ever a metric of quality? Even the masses are not retarded enough to trust the masses. You are the contrarian here.
95 percent of retards disagree with Armond. You aren't special for disagreeing with him
Luke King
These are all reviews from him. The score percentage is the Rotten Tomatoes score. I put it there to show how he likes to disagree with critically acclaimed films
>www.nationalreview.com/2016/03/batman-v-superman-culture-war-gets-mythic/amp/ >Fanboys prefer the Nolan films for their “darkness,” which emphasized the sophomoric, pseudo-tragic elements of the Batman graphic novels. But Snyder’s more adult treatment finds the material’s emotional core. This displeases the fanboy/hipster whose adolescent embarrassment about feelings was exploited through Nolan’s emotionless violence and post–9/11 nihilism. Snyder counters that cultural crisis and (through the script by Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer)visualizes the millennial moral struggle as pop myth. His essential subject is mankind’s struggle to discover compassion as well as common obligation — or dare I use the non-political term: brotherhood? /ourguy/
Aaron Reed
Cody Leach on youtubes seems kinda retarded. Not as retarded as Angry Joe's movie reviews
Brayden Taylor
He ripped on Lady Bird and Neon Demon in his better than list but still gave them very positive ratings.
Dylan Nelson
>Rent free
Adrian Walker
Whatever. The point is he doesn't hold back on his crypto-facism in those comments
Wyatt Gutierrez
yes, that is how bad movies that make critics feel bad about giving them a bad score (make drama with "good message" involving minorities) can get ridiculously high scores
Benjamin Rivera
Whatever. This guy should literally not be allowed to have an opinion. He is a living, breathing embodiment of Poe's Law at this point. You'd think if he was a troll, the "real" Armond White would have shown his face by now (so to speak).
Ryan Bailey
Is this real?
Liam Allen
Damn I read that top to bottom. I got Memento'd
Jaxson Harris
>'Dumbest reviews' >Nothing dumb about them, they're all startingly accurate Cringe
Jaxon Davis
He liked Batman V Superman?
He's not only a based critic, but a based man.
Landon Peterson
I kept it together, until I got to
>14) A History of Violence (2005) David Cronenbergs new take on Ugly Americans blamed patriotic sadism.
This man is a shameless creature. History of Violence is beyond amazing. No words can describe.
Matthew Rivera
>People with different opinions shouldn't be allowed to have opinions Based NPC. When's the next Marvel flick coming out?
Anthony Sanders
Only capeshit movie I've liked in the last 10 years
Dylan Jackson
It must suck to watch everything through a political lens distorted by a persecution complex. All of his reviews are political as fuck, retard. He is a fucking idiot
Owen Fisher
>Dog on stage >"I can't believe they got Malick to show up to this"
>you'll never get peak Affleck on roids again >you'll never see a Snyder/Affleck Batman movie >no more Cavill as superman
Connor Torres
Honestly sometimes he's on the mark and other times he obviously hasn't even watched the movie.
Brandon Ortiz
It's Avatar
Kayden Johnson
Hol up yall niggas actually keep up with critics like athletes? I mean i know who roger ebert is but thats the whole tomato.
Chase Jones
Sorry, life can be ugly and some films will reflect that reality. This retard (and you) keep complaining about nihilism blah blah blah
Not every film needs to be Adam Sandler shit. We need films that show us the ugly side of life. If you can't handle reality, get out
Mason Evans
A lot of his critiques of LGBT/racially themed movies are tinged with the suggestion that they're not radical or authentic enough in their depiction... a lot of the time he seems to be lamenting the bourgeois adulteration of minority cultures. Notice how he often speaks favourably of movies touching on similar issues from the 60s and 70s, a more frank and politically radical time. He is a proud gay, after all.
Evan Diaz
stop projecting your mental illness on everything, tranny
Well, he shouldn't get paid for it. This guy is a massive troll
Xavier Hall
Yup, we have fantasy leagues and everything, but with critics.
Like taking bets on how our chosen critics will review movies before they come out.
Levi Mitchell
You and him and the other anons are just playing the victim card
Sebastian Lopez
How so?
Evan Bailey
And you're not special for agreeing either.
Adrian Harris
>Roger erbert Who?
Jack Perez
) The Dark Knight (2008) used the Batman myth to undermine heroism, overturn social mores, and embrace anarchy Based. But seriously, he should have added the MCU somewhere there. These fucking movies are beyond retarded.
Cooper James
All of this is true.
Dominic Gutierrez
Constantly complaining about how all of these movies have agendas to attack Christianity, conservatism, traditional views etc.
Constantly complaining how they promote liberal views (as if that's a bad thing) but if we had it your way we would have a bunch of shitty movies like God's Not Dead and Unplanned
Carter Morris
Sucked on too much pussy and got tongue cancer
Angel Cruz
If I could write and direct a movie, I'd call it "God Hates Fags"
Jordan Gonzalez
>but if we had it your way we would have a bunch of shitty movies like God's Not Dead and Unplanned um sweetie, try L'Anglaise et le Duc or Journal d'un curé de campagne
>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (97%): “Now that the Harry Potter series is over, maybe the truth can be realized: This has been the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.” That is literally the truest thing any movie reviewer has ever wrote.
>the movie is good because the score is good Literal trained monkey logic, jump off a cliff already
Blake James
That's a border to draw the eye inwards.
Adam Kelly
The images are naturally bordered by this website
Kayden Jones
>I dont need to hes just wrong. Those movies are all objectively good just look at they're score Great bait
John Martin
>We need films that show us the ugly side of life Not necessarily.
Elijah Edwards
I feel like if Rian was really tweeting the whole time, Armond would see that he was on his phone and realize it was him. But maybe everyone was on their phones.
>"exposed" >it's a list of quotes from things he wrote and published openly
Lucas Scott
>“‘No!’ is the first word spoken in There Will Be Blood, and it should be the last said in response to Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest pretend epic.” Holy BASED
Owen Allen
>The Dark Knight being the most obvious in hindsight. I'm embarrassed to admit I fell for it.
Ian Jackson
>There Will Be Blood (91%): “‘No!’ is the first word spoken in There Will Be Blood, and it should be the last said in response to Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest pretend epic.” My nigga
Jason Taylor
Most of Yea Forums are not aware of his shitty reviews like There Will Be Blood and TDK. I'm Shining a light on it
Isaiah Garcia
How is TDK Jewish, you paranoid soccer mom
Caleb Davis
>MCU discord shills hating on Armond "Honorary" White because he trashes their abysmal children flicks >AGAIN Yeah I think this deserves a big fat LMAO from me, gentlemen
Grayson White
Thing is with Armond, you might not agree with everything he says but his reviews are always worth reading.
To many reviewers today are writing like they are trying to sell the fucking film rather than critique. This always seems to be the case with Marvel garbage and Disney.
Gavin Cooper
Based. Revenge of the Fallen is a masterpiece.
Adam Nguyen
I mean he did gave a good review to Suicide Squad, so I doubt thrashing abysmal children flicks is his agenda
Isaiah Sanders
>Thing is with Armond, you might not agree with everything he says but his reviews are always worth reading.
This is the crucial thing. Armond's reviews are a joy to read even (or especially) if you disagree with them. The partisanbrains on Yea Forums are too obsessed with having the "right" opinion...
Aaron Cruz
I'm pretty sure he didn't review those films. He prefers stuff like Dragged across concrete and even liked Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Michael Fisher
Why did Frasi and Nilsier speak with british accents?
OOHH NOOO, WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE THESE FILMS??! THEY SHOULD HAVE 100% ON RT, LOOK, ALL THE OTHER (((CRITICS))) LIKED THEM, THEY MUST BE GOOD, REEEEE!
Chase Ramirez
Phonebooth?
Jace Garcia
Neither of their accents were British, by which you probably mean English.
Ian Campbell
these quotes have more thoughts than most of what shit out movie critics nowadays
Austin Carter
The real answer is Avatar.
Gabriel Barnes
>Everyone who agrees with me is right and everyone who disagrees with me is wrong
Hunter Wilson
On top of this his frequent disdain for how Hollywood vilifies the past and attacks prior decade's as icons of intokerance while ignoring the present day's own issues with the same matters is very lefty sounding in isolation. That he is cognizant of how the past is often scapegoated by liberals, built up into a symbolic sacrifice on the altar of cultural iconoclasm so as to absolve the also guilty present without needing to process pr engage with living people and ongoing issues, is something typical of feminist and post-colonial analysis.
William Lopez
>Thing is with Armond, you might not agree with everything he says but his reviews are always worth reading. You may as well read Debbie Schlussel
Kevin King
The Dark Knight (2008) used the Batman myth to undermine heroism, overturn social mores, and embrace anarchy
undermine heroism + embrace anarchy = birth of pc culture and sjw shit
Wyatt Ortiz
All of his shit reads like an essay from an English major undergrad.
Aaron Smith
yea, how about you stop shilling your shitty channel?
Blake Martinez
liberalism does not have the monopoly on the left wing
Connor Lewis
Just ask yourself: have you ever found out a great movie thanks to Armond? No you just read his reviews of popular movies that you already knew because he's le based blackman does it again lol!
Xavier Cooper
Right. There are also plenty of authoritarians, terrorists and anarchists on the left too
Sebastian Hill
lmao
Andrew Edwards
He's the homosexual print media version of Red Letter Media.
Colton Mitchell
>undermine heroism + embrace anarchy = birth of pc culture and sjw shit lmfao, fuckin hell
Leo Ward
>his crypto-facism in those comments Is it one of those “anyone who’s not a commie is a fascist” things?
Brandon Cox
>Tries to be as contrarian as humanly possible and even beyond >Still ends up being absolutely right about everything How do I achieve this level of gnosis
holy shit, this guy's based he needs to go head to head with YourDogFucks.com
Daniel Fisher
>be contrarian >be right Those aren't mutually exclusive, are they? We shouldn't be programmed to assume the mainstream thought is the right one. That's why White's critics can only criticize him by calling him a troll and pointing at that he doesn't follow the herd, because nonconformity is a flaw for them.
Cooper Moore
>>Up (98%): “All this deflated cinema and Pixarism mischaracterizes what good animation can be (as in Coraline, Monster House, Chicken Little, Teacher’s Pet, The Iron Giant). Up’s aesthetic failure stems from its emotional letdown.”
I used to really like Up when it first came out until I rewatched it about a year ago for the first time since then and realized that, aside from the intro sequence with the wife dying, the entire movie is just a soulless, by-the-numbers adventure-comedy film. It certainly isn't a bad film; I wouldn't give it a negative rating. But it also isn't the cinematic animation masterpiece so many said it is.
Oliver Reed
Not as many as retards like you unfortunately
John Peterson
I didn't hate most of those movies but it's not like any of them are amazing pieces of cinematic art above reproach (oh no not the 3rd installment of talking toy cartoon!!!)
Lincoln Edwards
>keeping up with athletes
What the fuck? Everything of relevance they do is on the field, why would you follow them irl? It's not like they are intellectual icons or anything.
Luke Young
Why did Frasier have a mullet? For an uppercrust guy you would think he would have a less biker-tattoo trailer park hair style.
RT used to have comments for each review but removed them because every review got 0-2 comments and White would get 500 every time
Colton Reyes
>>Toy Story 3 (99%): “Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination — the usefulness of toys — and strictly celebrates consumerism.” He aint wrong about this one though. (((PIxar))) btfo'd
Michael Scott
Apatow killed comedy movies for a generation
The Social Network and The Hangover sucked
Jayden Hall
If it isn't Rian is a better writer than we give him credit for.
Christopher Hall
At least he's honest and doesn't suck dick
Kevin Morales
Holy shit read a book and grow up you fuckin retard
Joshua Thompson
>We shouldn't be programmed to assume the mainstream thought is the right one. I don't know about shouldn't, but most people simply are conditioned like this. In spite of rampant normalfaggotry, anons here are still relatively unconcerned by social fitting compared to most people.
Josiah Jackson
>strictly celebrates consumerism weird for someone who's apparently critical of capitalism to be contributing to a right wing magazine
>it makes me feel smart because he uses a thesaurus
John King
He just injects the term "post-9/11" into everything as an excuse for not having a point to make
Kayden Cooper
someone should add the murder suicide rate for incels to this
Samuel Campbell
Being a critic is not a real job. Fuck those pretentious cunts
Jose Harris
Simply saying the opposite of whatever everyone else says is far from honest.
Kayden Nguyen
you do realize he's gay right
he literally does suck dick
Brayden Adams
Still seething? Get a life.
Nicholas Williams
Shut up, Armond.
Jack Johnson
you can't hate a gay black man
Ian Robinson
Did you seriously watch that movie and come away from it with the message that the Joker is the fucking good guy? What kind of retard are you? The film is not pro-anarchy at all.
Easton Adams
>nevermind all that bullshit we said about crime rates and sodomites, black and gays are fine to have around as long as they're pissing off the damn libruls E X P O S E D
>The Social Network glorified Mark Zuckerberg what the actual fuck is he even talking about, that movie made him look like the biggest asshole on the planet. Does he need medication? Did he actually see the movie?
Andrew Long
Nooooooooooooooo. What are the pets doing thinking for themselves? It must be stopped.
Lucas Evans
>STOP HAVING OPINIONS YOU CAN'T REVIEW IT THE WRONG WAY
Jonathan Taylor
all I understood from it was James Gandolfini got yet another bad role and we were supposed to be badass and fell short because the entire cool vibe he was supposed to give wasn't demonstrated throughout the entirety.
Nolan Bennett
>current year +4 >still watches/listens to critics Why are people like this?
Eli Stewart
i'm drunk and we were supposed to believe brad pitt to be badass*
Gabriel Parker
Simply defaulting to the opposite of whatever everyone else thinks is somehow better?
John Anderson
HOW DARE YOU HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS AND NO I DON'T SEE HOW I'M BEING HYPOCRITICAL AT ALL
Luke Fisher
It's not hypocritical. Learn what words mean before you use them.
Samuel Roberts
Armond agrees with general consensus about 80% of the time
Ian Jenkins
I unironivally think he is the best critic working nowadays.
Luke Williams
Based Armond working söybrains into a seething SEETHE with his truthbombs
Where does the part about "stretching his legs" come from?
Nicholas Gomez
um, yeah i'm thinkin this guy is based.
Tyler White
Admond White has the vocabulary of a genius and the logic of a nigger. That contradiction is what makes him so compelling. It's like adding an expensive engine to a junk yard car. You would never do it, but if you did, it's a sight to behold.
>This has been the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises >gives it 97% Based critic.
Oliver Stewart
only pseuds like this guy and think he's legit
Jaxson Jackson
His logic is objectively correct though.
Kayden Green
only insecure brainlets use the term “pseud”
Christopher Moore
It's not about being legit. It's about being able to plausibly justify your completely insane opinions. He is unironically my hero, and I hope to be as good at bullshitting as him someday
Sebastian Morgan
tfw you get replaced by a Turkey.
Ayden Hernandez
>Armond has not introduced himself, but he has eaten off my plate twice without asking. Power move.
Aaron Hughes
Armond is that you?
Jason Russell
But isn't Ironman the only Marvel movie that Yea Forums likes?
Nicholas Long
Dilate
Daniel Bennett
>b-but I thought it was okay to like Iron Man, please tell me what the consensus opinion is so that I can make sure I fit in Grow a spine dude
It's called a mid-Atlantic accent - a mix of British and American English that used to be common in expensive American private schools.
Caleb Sanchez
Does chantix work? I’ve thought about trying it but the horror stories scare me.
Jose Cox
I honestly don't understand how you can live in a /pol/ mindset without killing yourself. Every single bit of enjoyment people might find in life is a Jewish plot to destroy society, it's such an insane and miserable way to live.
Parker Hall
unironically based and 100% right about Milkpilled
Parker Allen
He unthinkingly opposes everything people like and supports everything they don't like, basically a standard Yea Forums npc but better educated
Joshua Davis
There’s being contrarian because you have a valid point and there’s being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. Either way, it makes you look cool and most people are too dumb to know the difference anyway.
Chase Perry
I saw this exact same thing repeated a thousand times by npcs.
Jacob Russell
I've seen this message repeated by npcs as well
Logan Gray
>what good animation can be (as in Coraline, Monster House, Chicken Little, Teacher’s Pet, The Iron Giant). I had to look up what Teacher's Pet is. kek
>can we get Armond to do a co-review of the Sonic movie with Cole Smithey? I would pay money to see this happen.
Robert Morgan
>Bridesmaids Based, what a shitty movie.
Jayden White
I responded to a substance-less post with the same, go cry
Ethan Brown
Top kek, what a Chad.
Cooper Mitchell
Honestly the best part of this is how Rian Johnson seems confused that White and Herzog could go from drunkenly fighting to laughing together so quickly. It’s like he’s never had a close male friend and he thinks everybody is as fragile and petty as he is.
Jose Ross
Toy Story 3 was shit
Austin Butler
Absolutely based on Harry Potter and King's Speech.
He is wrong everytime he says something good about a movie though.
At least separate the asians from the whites, you lazy nigger.
Ryan Long
Trannies are incels. Why do you think they all become "lesbians" and lick each other's infected wounds?
Christopher Reed
>>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (97%): “Now that the Harry Potter series is over, maybe the truth can be realized: This has been the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.” He's objectively correct
Hes black so the SJW media won't brutally attack him.
Justin Long
lotta projection here
Wyatt Russell
>Toy Story 3 (99%): “Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination — the usefulness of toys — and strictly celebrates consumerism.” But OP that's based. Toy Story 3 was awful and 4 is even worse, it's exactly what he said.
Daniel Davis
>with the audacity of nope. The greatest cheap play on words ever written.
Caleb Garcia
Just Go With It wasn't that bad actually
Connor Harris
Huh?
Henry Gomez
it's avatar, I typed the quote in and the first result was avatar
Wyatt Howard
James Cameron's BEAUTIFUL 53 year old wife on his PLANET SAVING DIET does not agree!
>>Iron Man (94%): “Iron Man is a dispiriting attempt to apply superficial principles to inherently silly kid culture.” >>Toy Story 3 (99%): “Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination — the usefulness of toys — and strictly celebrates consumerism.”
unironically fucking based
James Howard
You really shouldn’t. As others have said, he has a well worn gimmick that he sticks to because it gets him attention. His reviews used to be fun to read but have become predictable.
Camden Murphy
Damn, I kinda like this guy now. Always ignored him before. Thanks OP.
