>be me
>reserve back row seat to see Dora
>show up early
>realize I read the chart wrong and am in the front row
>take seat and hope not many people show up
>theater fills up completely with Mexicans
>bubbly young girl runs up to sit next to me
>her grandma(?) grabs her and says something in spanish to her and gives me a dirty look
>end up sitting next to a grandma on one side and father on the other who think I'm a perv
Be me
Asher Jenkins
Dylan Walker
Reminds me of the time I saw Man of Steel opening weekend, packed theater, only the mom of the young girl initially sat next to me, then they whispered to each other and they ended up switching seats. Maybe you're just ugly
Alexander Collins
The real question is, did you get that cunny's number?
Daniel King
Why does she have the Hotshot Hookup hairdu?
Leo Edwards
But you are a perv
Carson Reyes
Moner is hot
Tyler Nguyen
>that pic
and so it begins...
Owen Johnson
no, now it ends
Adrian Myers
Why. Would you...
SAD user.
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Easton Gonzalez
As they came together in a rush of steel and shadow, he could hear Lyanna screaming.
Tyler Mitchell
Well, thats what you get you fucking weirdo.
Dominic Anderson
cumbrain
Eli Sullivan
Goddamn, Moner is so fucking perfect.
She's it, bros. She's the most beautiful woman alive. I don't think it gets any better than her.
Landon Parker
Robert Hill
*noh
based bookfag
Benjamin Howard
Did you enjoy those granny bean farts hombre?
Benjamin Reyes
Imagine paying to see a shitty children’s movie because you have a bone for the little spic lead...
Xavier White
based and moanerpilled
Austin Garcia
What if the grandma wants some action
John Sanchez
500 IQ post.
David Garcia
sweatytowelguy.jpg
Carter Sanchez
what, wearing some makeup?
Nicholas Cooper
uhhm creepy white men are not allowed to look at her pictures
Jayden Barnes
im 19, grandpa
Henry Richardson
I didn't make the rules creep.
Cuntwhore herself said only kids are allowed
Xavier Allen
Projection
Gavin Gray
She has the hottest fuck me eyes ever
Caleb Martin
>Cuntwhore
lol at this incel
stop whoring yourself for (you)s and have sex
Jackson Robinson
Cute.
Hag.
Logan Robinson
>Dad orders pizza and turns on TV
>Transformers 5 is on
>Moner appears
>Tell my dad that she's pretty
>"Who? You don't mean the kid right?"
>I panic and mumble up
>He thinks that it was the 6/10 side cick
Fuck you Yea Forums
Brayden Hernandez
She should just keep tomboy mode and not emmulate instathots
Kevin Jones
>kid
But she's clearly playing the bronze sex doll stereotype that started with Megan Fox
Ayden Clark
>hey user wanna kiss my rummy?
Ethan Rivera
Fag
Kevin Foster
A Gentleman and Scholar right here.
Josiah Miller
perfection
that smile tho
Nathaniel Rodriguez
It's not fucking fair, bros
Ryan Russell
This bitch turn into Scooby Doo all of a sudden?
Gavin Nelson
lol did grandma call u "chondo"
Benjamin Rivera
>No singles policy.
>sad incel doesn't even realize his the designated shooter.
Jaxson Edwards
Director’s cut of Instant family where it shows Moner when she is taking pictures in the bathroom when?
Brody Hill
I wish Moaner got a tv show kinda like Izombie where the whole reason why it exists is to have actress play out diffrent fetishes and dress up in cute outfits in each episode
Adrian Jenkins
half white half hispanic
looks fully hispanic
what is this
Luke Ward
how do you know what hotshot hookup is if you aren't a cumbrain yourself?
Justin Cooper
She's half Peruvian and most of them don't look like her
Gavin Adams
pick up a biology book