ITT we invent new Oscar categories

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replace "best" in every category with "most"

Best Hot Guy Ensemble Cast

Best intimacy director

Best Animated Disney Movie
Best Live-Action Disney Movie
Best Movie from a Franchise Acquired by Disney
Best Disney Remake

Best Chest

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>banana in the background

Thank Mr. Skeltal

Best stunt coordination
Best performance by a younger person
Best ensemble cast

Fuck knows. There’s too many already

what's wrong with bananas

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Best Virtue Signalling

Most stunning and brave performance by a woman of color or tranny

but then we would just have to get mad every time they gave it to a fight scene where all the bad guys stammer around doing nothing while the good guy beats them up one at a time

best pits

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Best retard.

best dick-sucking lips

best "have sex" expression

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THIS

alright pits

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Just merge the two sound awards

Most anticipated sequel or prequel
Most thought provoking motion picture
Special Academy Award against racism and all forms of bigotry
Academy Award - Teens' Choice
Academy Award - Twitter's Choice

soon

And the most politically incorrect award goes to.....Sam Raimi!

Best Cunny in a lead role
Best Cunny in a supporting role

Came here to say this

Best shabbos goy

It was a sonic snap kick.

Based

Best Supporting Actress

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Nah based cruise would just win yearly

kino