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Will Mike and Jay do an episode?
Adam Evans
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Jackson Ortiz
mike and jay aren't hypocrites
they might consume popular media but they have a youtube channel so that makes it okay
shut up idiots.
Gavin Thompson
I never understood paying hard earned money for random cheap shit in a box. Was loot crate the ultimate Apex of SOI boi culture?
Benjamin Rodriguez
>sell random assortments of bullshit merch from different series that typically contain super stupid shit like car air fresheners, pins and mugs
>surprised people don't wanna buy that shit once they find out how bogus the stuff you're getting is
Alexander White
I think it was at part supported by people who were enamored by in game loot boxes. It took a couple if real time tries to figure out how idiotic it is
Asher Long
They're bitter and shit on popular media cause they're failed movie directors, who cares what they think
Levi Hernandez
>promises
Lmao
>ship ordered boxes
No they won’t lol
Hunter Ward
I can't imagine anyone would want this shit outside of ecelebs who get it for free to promote it
then again soi bois can be really dumb
Joseph Morgan
reminder that plastic is literally a toxic hazard that seeps into the ecosystem and poisons people(and most other animals) for 10000 years at least
Brody Russell
It was kind of neat way back when to see what random shit you'd get.
After your 10th unwearable tshirt that goes straight to Goodwill and your 5th ugly coffee mug it gets pretty fucking old. The quality of each box was dropping month over month too. The "value" of a crate was probably down to under $5 now.
Some of the mega crates were pretty cool. I loved my South Park one. I would never subscribe to get random shit boxes anymore though.
Adam Rodriguez
>people on Yea Forums actually bought this shit
>south park fan so probably a /pol/tard aswell
Benjamin Brown
Loot crates predated in game loot boxes didn't they?
Dylan Morgan
fuck off retard
Luis Nguyen
I don't usually say this but rent free. Lol
Christian James
damage control
Ryan Martin
Dilate already.
Ayden Hernandez
Forgive me for spending some of my disposable income on random shit for fun. You spend yours on...?
No, really. I'm curious. I'm waiting. List everything you spend disposable income on. I'm married and fully own my house and cars so you have literally nothing to flex on me.
Julian Perry
>OBSESSED
Do you post about your /pol/ boogeyman in every thread?
John Jones
For the most part I don't think anyone did, aside from e-celebs. You get the disappointment of watching one open a box and are glad you weren't subscribed.
Nathaniel Clark
You are not using that phrase correctly
Nathaniel Allen
yea
Aiden Sanchez
The appeal was you were getting "exclusive" items ("collectibles" so to speak). The whole concept that you were getting items "you couldn't get elsewhere" appealed to a lot of fans. It made it seem like what you were getting was worth something, like you could resell these items later for a lot of cash. The thing is, "rare" or "exclusive" doesn't always translate to "worth anything." When the item is just junk, like a Spider-Man sticker, it doesn't really matter that it's a rare, one-of-a-kind Spider-Man sticker. There's also the fact everyone else is getting the same junk, and a lot of this junk wasn't exclusive to the lootbox. If you wanted that Super Mario t-shirt, you could buy it elsewhere.
I think the real kicker is the loot boxes always had the same junk. Every month you'd get like a handful of buttons and stickers, a lanyard, a t-shirt, a small ass poster, a keychain, and usually some kind of bobblehead or other cheap little junk toys like you'd get from a Happy Meal. After a couple months, it just gets old. You only need so many lanyards in your life.
The other thing that sold it was seeing Youtubers get paid to receive them and act all excited over them. "Hey, my favorite Youtuber creamed his jeans when he opened his lootbox. I better get mine! It'll be like Christmas every month!" But really it's like lazy poor person Christmas where you mom went to the Dollar Tree and spent like ten bucks on random crap (and she stole twenty bucks out of your piggybank to fund it). Oh look, I got a Sailor Moon sticker set, a keychain of Snoopy, a Power Rangers t-shirt, and a can of spam. Thanks, Santa!
Luis Sanchez
>I'm married
>fully own my house and cars
No you don't, your wife owns half that shit. You're already cucked and you don't even know it.
Cooper Ward
gucci sneakers, burberry coats, acne jeans, etc etc. kpop concerts and short get aways.
Jose Davis
No.
Ayden Watson
Ashens on suicide watch
Carter Williams
I spend my extra money on headphones and audio equipment
Ryder Sanders
It's like having Christmas every month. $50 worth of geek gear for $19.99. You'd be stupid not to subscribe.
Aaron Hill
I spend mine on a sugar baby.
Xavier Harris
lootcrate founders probably got a ton of hot LA pussy so they will make out just fine and easily transition to greener pastures. the only people getting shafted are the wagies who work for them now. they will probably find a buyer, some huge legacy media corp that can absorb the losses. lesson here is, start your own company. if it fails you simply file bankruptcy.
over at /biz/ the most shilled coin is LINK and the fucker who founded it was a failure in his first 2 ventures. failure at business is not the end of the world. being a wagie is the worst though.
Jackson Jackson
Pretty sure these scam boxes are still quite popular with the sois. Loot Crate was just the shittiest most generic one.
Nicholas Parker
all true, and yet the founders probably coasted on millions of dollars and free pussy from 2012-2019.
Jack Jenkins
yes
retard
Jaxon Young
I spend mine on vacations. My car. Good food. Clothes that don't have superheros on it.
Ryder Gray
shitlib s0ib9is are now buying subscriptions to dollar shave club, blueapron, and joe rogan ONNIT supplements. i've learned the hard way: the only way to "get rich" is to be OK with ripping off these fucking retard NPC-type consumer idiots. it's much harder to "get rich" through morals and ethics.
Joseph Baker
Loot crate is alao gambling
Gabriel Roberts
>OMG A COUPLE MORE LOOTCRATES AND I'LL GET THE SPIDER-MAN SHIRT I WANT FOR SURE
Justin Hernandez
how much you fools earning? jesus christ.
i only earn 130k. feels a little bad man
Daniel Brown
wasting money on "disposable income" on "random shit" is something you might eventually regret, even if it's just $20/month. that's money that could have gone towards more valuable purchases, like $20 worth of grass-fed pastured beef that tastes great. if you want to continue buying "random shit" that's your choice. some of us don't see the value in plastic made-in-china trinkets with corporate "pop culture" logos on them.
Jeremiah Reyes
Because it was a giant scam
Thomas Jenkins
No.
Robert Jackson
If you're pressed for that 20 dollars and come to regret spending it. Guess what? It wasn't disposable income. Learn what it means before trying to give advice, moran.
Chase Bailey
I almost bought one in the early days. Thank goodness cooler heads prevailed.
Grayson Kelly
You can waste twenty bucks and still feel like you wasted it even though it was disposable income.
Gabriel Davis
How was it a scam? It's just stupid.
Jackson Young
I'm sure he can plenty of other tat to review. Pretty sure he was tired of Loot crate's shit anyway. I often listen to his reciews while working on something. They were really strectbing things in the last few and reusing old.items even.
Jackson Gonzalez
They already destroyed the Nerd Crew set.
Kevin Watson
A friend of mine kept the shit he liked and sold off the shit he didn't care for on ebay. Kt pretty much paid for itself, but he ended up getting busy with work and stopped.
Luke Butler
I got a three month subscription as a gift.
Jonathan Brown
Pogs.
Michael Rivera
I've never bought one but the ones where you get weird foreign candy/food/drinks seem sorta neat. Still not something you'd want to subscribe to for more than a few months though.
Isaiah Fisher
Lol. Shes not a very hot sugar baby, just a slut I get to funnel my hog regularly. She gets gifts to keep her sweet.
Brayden Lopez
You can also just throw that money into a fire. Would you regret doing it? If so, It wasn't disposable income?
Carter Ortiz
I prefer finger boxes.
Lucas Lee
it was a real lazy way to get neat looking shirts and then it wasn't, the crap in the box was a bonus but I chucked most of it except for the tribble
Gavin Wilson
german cars, gucci loafers, park avenue manicures, feed, seed.
Josiah Richardson
Not him but I got the South Park one too (only Loot Crate I ever bought) and it had cool shit
>Clyde Frog doll
>Professor Chaos model, the foil helmet glows in the dark
>sweater that looks like Kenny's sweater, it fits well and is high quality
>silicon baking molds to make Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
>roll of safe space warning tape (looks like police crime scene yellow/black tape but says safe space instead)
>box folded up into the school bus and it came with stickers of all the kids to put in the windows
Xavier Young
LOOT GET
Gavin Long
But all the shirts were always ugly as all fuck and something only a 12 year old would want to wear.
Eli Anderson
>Dude things I don't like are the equivalent of torching money LMAO
Oof.
Jaxson Anderson
that's all complete crap though
Hudson Watson
I subscribe to a japanese gachapon box but they spend a certain amount cranking machines so I don't mind
Zachary Miller
YOU GUYS WANNA SIGN UP FOR MY INCEL CUBES?
I WILL SHIP YOU A CUBE OF STUFF, EXCLUSIVE INCEL CONTENT, SNEED STICKERS, CIA ACTION FIGURE, SON OF THE MASK PAPERWEIGHT, EVERY MONTH INCEL CUBE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BASED.
Eli Torres
Ever heard the word "hyperbole"?
Sebastian Bailey
>Taking on a party time job to collect just the right cheap shit.
>Waste time and money.
Yeah he's ahead of the game
Juan Gomez
the early shirts were cool, got a nice voltron shirt for instance.
Adrian Peterson
how the fuck do you mishandle a company so badly? they ship bullshit to nerds with high margin and still have 250,000 subs. jesus christ
Tyler Gutierrez
I want to make a store like Uniqlo but be honest about catering to incels. It will have one physical store next to the Hatsu e Miku store in Akihabara, but do 99% of sales online.
Dylan Murphy
I was thinking the same, either they were getting too cushy salaries or whoever was supplying the bullshit was dabbing on the naive retards that own the company.
Juan Cook
Pretty much this
Brayden Cook
there's an "adult" version of hot topic they own called BoxLunch that would essentially be your competition
Eli Lee
Redditor turn on things if they get too popular.
See also: every thread on this board
Hudson Rodriguez
what's the problem though it's not like they aren't buying inventory to order unless they're totally retarded
they laid off 150+ employees I imagine ebb and flow is an issue but jesus christ
Ayden Sullivan
Retards still want to buy garbage. It's the recession kicking in that killed the sales of frovolous things that cater to retards who can only be marginally-employed at the height of the economic cycle.
Dylan Price
So is this loot crate fad now officially dead? They were the biggest ones left and they start d it so it's dead now right?
Jaxon Lee
The whole concept of "geek culuture" is fake and gay. No one is actually into every """"fandom"""" just because it's considered nerdy or some shit. But glad to see people stopped pretending to be into random shit in a box.
Levi Parker
Good riddance. Their subscription boxes were cancer and only spawned a generation of soiboys.
Gavin Russell
>shirts, socks and plushies
This unironically looks like baby trash. Or a gift set your wine aunt might get for your 10th birthday. How the FUCK did this scam last so long?
Lincoln Jones
The power of söy.
Seriously though, at least there's a theme. Imagine this from different random shows.
Dylan Ward
yeah i'm sure there was a huge market for that garbage on ebay. your friend is full of shit if he told he you he broke even or made money.
Julian Hall
You are overestimating people.
Brody Cook
From my experience they had some decent shit when it first started but that stopped after about a month or two.
Adam Harris
Fuck I still beat myself up for losing mine.
Bentley Bennett
A more valuable purchase? Food? You just poop that stuff out man. Not like it's an investment. People enjoy what they enjoy.
Jace Carter
>You just poop that stuff out man. Not like it's an investment.
Are you underage?
Jordan Harris
>ugly as all fuck and something only a 12 year old would want to wear.
describes that shirt perfectly
Christian Butler
No, just not a humorless faggot.
Andrew Jones
>at least there's a theme
Probably an official Netflix sponsorship.
Jayden Nguyen
Has nothing to fo with "humor". Eating better good is an investment into yourself and your health.
Gabriel Nelson
Guns. Swords. Instruments. Stocks. Gold/Silver. You know, things that actually retain and grow in value.
Adam Morris
Lmao. I'm a homeless, mentally ill alcoholic and a hedonist. Some people want an early grave.
Keep jogging, you'll outrun the reaper.
Daniel Mitchell
Guns, leather jackets, my motorcycle. Have fun with your hulk socks and captain america frisbee.
Jaxson Bennett
>leather jackets
if you're under 50 that's hypercringe m8
Hudson Perry
fuck off
Ryan Adams
id rather have a frisbee than any of those things
Brandon Russell
loser
Andrew Scott
that actually looks pretty cool
Jace Thomas
s*y goys btfo
Adam Cruz
Leather jackets are cool though and I'm not him but you literally need them to ride a bike.
Jordan Cox
Rope yourself
Josiah Kelly
Jackson Thomas
wat
Jaxon Nelson
>he bought a loot box
Dylan Ramirez
I only ever bought one loot crate-type box (from Toonami) and they straight up lied about the tote bag that was supposed to come with it.
Juan Bell
Society is shit today because people like this can't be bullied anymore. Bullies were important for forcing people like this to realize they were pathetic
Nathaniel Wilson
Eli Young
Guns and yugioh cards
Joseph Morgan
Old books, building projects. /diy/ shit, science projects with my kids as I help homeschool them 2 days a week.
Also the boys is the ULTIMATE söy franchise, go to church you nihilistic consumer drone
Joshua Foster
these people didn't adapt. they should have made gamer girl boxes and put various crap from twitch thots mailed monthly. they could have a golden box type promo where one lucky customer gets the golden thot box with used panties. check em'
Michael Rodriguez
Y A Y
A
Y
Jace Clark
If you're gonna shill, be less obvious than this.
Josiah Taylor
I save it all so i can retire when I'm 40
Angel Miller
Stoklasa is a hack fraud.
Jay is a hair transplant recipient.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Joseph Thomas
Imagine the fine selection of used panties and bathwater they could offer.
Jose Long
>south park fan so probably a /pol/tard aswell
lol what?
Charles Williams
>ctrl + f
>FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN
>0 matches
At last I see, Yea Forums is truly dead
Asher Jackson
>ThotBox
Million dollar idea, unironically
Caleb Long
Smart man.
Except honus Wagner wouldnt allow his baseball card to be in cigarette boxes. He didnt want kids smoking.