MANCHESTER CITY v BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION

Could the Seagulls appropriately shit all over their hosts' chances of defending the Premier League title? Or will the Cityzens just appropriately bend their opponents over and fuck them to surrender?

8:00pm BST kick-off.

MNC: Ederson; Stones, Laporte, Ake, Cancelo; Rodri, Gundogan (c), Silva; Mahrez, De Bruyne, Foden.
>Subs: Steffen, Dias, Sterling, Jesus, Grealish, Zinchenko, Fernandinho, Palmer, Lavia.

BHA: Sanchez; Lamptey, Veltman, Dunk (c), Cucurella; Caicedo, Mwepu; Mac Allister, Gross, March; Welbeck.
>Subs: Steele, McGill, Webster, Maupay, Lallana, Leonard, Offiah, Ferguson, Sarmiento.

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>greentexting the subs

Nah Man City are winning the Premier League.

Fuck scousers.

That’s correct you mong, but OP did miss ‘matchthread’ from the title which is pretty annoying

And fuck plebbitors.

Will you just FUCK OFF back to rèddit with this shit. TWAT

>Making a seperate thread for City when it isn't even on TV

This is a mistake. Will get like 30 posts unless Brighton score

Here's an idea. Fuck off and wait for a thread that meets your requirements.

No it’s not that hard, get it right and I won’t have to post

scousers CRUSHED before kickoff (again)

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Redditors and scousers are same thing.

TWAT TWAT TWAT I cannot stand you idiots who go on about post etiquette. Jump off a bridge

Here’s an idea. Make the matchthread correctly so we don’t need to go through the same fucking tired routine time and time again

Reminder this game doesn't matter. Only wolves will take points off of city.

wolves are shit

Or just make your own instead of berating others.

Not
My
Responsibility

GULL PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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OCD on the net. How sad.

is this the dedicated liverpool cope thread around 14' when KdB scores?

Is this the match thread? Looks like it but something's not right....

Obviously it must be if it has to be a certain way to meet your cerebral requirements

it's city so no one really cares

Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime.
Think about that for a second you mong.

Give an user a Thread, and You Feed Him for that Thread. Teach an user to Make Threads, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime.

Think about THAT for a second, you braindead cunt.

Still won't meet your OCD requirements. Where is the cook to cook the fish?

the gimmick of pretending to be both match thread autist and person arguing with match thread autist is extremely tedious

Then go find another match thread.

if only that was the case

I know, and you know, that you are doing this on purpose just to annoy me. I know because this is already number 14 on my list of error strewn threads. Once I get to 100 I’ll post them all for you to review, maybe then you’ll see how pathetic you’re being.

This doesn't happen in American match threads

> I know because this is already number 14 on my list of error strewn threads. Once I get to 100 I’ll post them all for you to review, maybe then you’ll see how pathetic you’re being.
ahahahahaha

I post more when city aren't on tv because I watch it at my computer instead of on tv where I only post on phone

>portugal B threatening portugal A
nah

How pathetic can you get? I guess there's no limits for you.

What's the deal with the format autist, what's his endgame?

Kek @ Pep fielding a stronger team vs Brighton than against Liverpool

nobody knows

satisfying his embarrassment/humiliation fetish

That's because of the lack of interested people in sports from America.

sneed

tfw the baseball team I follow doesn't even get threads anymore because they're on year 5 of deliberately trying to lose

CAM ON SEAGULLS

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Here’s an idea: ask your parents why they didn’t invest in a professional to assist with your autism.

It's Mike Dean's last city game :'(

Nobody cares.

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!

2-1 gulls

3-0 City

5-0 Seagulls

Any stream without a female commentator?

The insufferable yank one that keeps cutting away to other games has 2 bad make commentators

digits and brighton cuck pep out of PL title

>just giving the ball to laporte and cancelo and telling them to run from deep
this is fun

Do Brighton have an asylum seeker in nets?

Yes.swkgh

literal shitposting

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>official cryptocurrency exchange of manchester city
>advertised on their double height ad boards

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ffs mahrez either shoot or give it
should be 1-0

ederson eite or good defenders

>mahshit