/seriea/ - Scandaleux edition

COPPA ITALIA SEMIFINALS 2ND LEG
>Tuesday 19th April
21:00 Inter 3-0 Milan

>Wednesday 20th April,
21:00 Juventus - Fiorentina (1:0)

MATCH DAY 34
>Saturday 23th April
15:00 Torino - Spezia
15:00 Venezia - Atalanta
18:00 Inter - Roma
20:45 Verona - Sampdoria

>Sunday 24th April
12:30 Salernitana - Fiorentina
15:00 Bologna - Udinese
15:00 Empoli - Napoli
18:00 Genua - Cagliari
20:45 Lazio - Milan

>Monday 25th April
20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and be aware of Patrick Zaki.

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la viola

first for lazar samardzic the new serbian goat

redpill me on why I should or shouldn't come to america pls
for reference I'm about to graduate in computer science

>Lazetic scores three in 9-0 friendly win
Be honest: Is he a fraud?

Are you wanting to work or go on vacation ?

Remember, America is large enough you can see a bit of everything if you really wanted

what did he mean by that?

I feel like it'd be nice to work there and make american cs money rather than italian cs money, in italy if I'm lucky I'll start with a 20 to 30k a year salary tops and it won't get THAT much better, plus I'm generally drawn to the states

There is a lot to go over regarding Visas that I have no experience with, so head with warning. If you want to work in the US, the biggest issue could be taxes and how it would work for you. Some states have no income tax though too. Maybe begin by looking into seeing which companies are both Italian and American. Leonardo comes to mind too. I know some companies look for those fluent in both English and Italian. If you do contract working, mind you, you probably wont be given insurance benefits. And then youll really have to deal with our healthcare shit.

What draws you to the states ?

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>What draws you to the states ?
actually answering might qualify as schizoposting

this

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he's laughing at his brothers scandalous diving

He's Mandzukic-type player, was good in u19 games but never got chance in 1st team. Surprised Milan bought him and played him, I guess that's some uncle Nikola Lazetic/Arkan debt they owe or something.

I mean I can only assume that youre an Inter fan, so its okay

I really rate the camera operator for udinese v salernitana

This is the crucial decider match for Samardzic, if he shines he'll pick up a Germany call up, if he doesn't no one will care and he will choose Serbia. I'm torn.

>Maybe begin by looking into seeing which companies are both Italian and American.
Kum&GoBros! >We've found >our new intern.

YA UH

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I'm a bbilanista at heart

Bit grim

Perin
De Sciglio
De Ligt
Bonucci
Alex Sandro
>Bernardeschi
Zakaria
Danilo
Rabiot
Vlahovic
Morata

It's a 442 probably?

>Heskey
>Patrick Zaki
>Danilol
>Dumbiot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My condolences anoni

or a 433 with Danilo Rabiot and Zaki as the mids

---------------------Perin
De Sciglio De Ligt Bonucci Alex Sandro
---Bernardeschi Zakaria Danilo Rabiot
---------------Vlahovic Morata

as grim as it sounds, heskey probably plays more near the strikers

JUVENTUS (4-4-2): Perin; De Sciglio, Bonucci, De Ligt, Alex Sandro; Bernardeschi, Zakaria, Danilo, Rabiot; Vlahovic, Morata. Allenatore: Massimiliano Allegri.

FIORENTINA (4-3-3): Dragowski; Venuti, Martinez Quarta, Igor, Biraghi; Duncan, Torreira, Saponara; Gonzalez, Cabral, Ikoné. Allenatore: Vincenzo Italiano.

>heskey
>plays

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so chadtaliano moved saponara to the MF, no Maleh

All VAR/ Referee mistakes AGAINST milan this season:
>Milan - Atletico
Unreasonable red card against kessie
Last minute penalty given to atletico because of a non existing hand ball
>Porto - Milan
Foul not given against bennacer right before porto score 1:0
>Milan - Spezia
Messias goal not being counted
>Milan - Napoli
Kessie goal not being counted because allegedly giroud is offside
>Milan - Udinese
Udogie scores with his hand
>Milan - Verona
Kalinic dives and gets a penalty
>Torino - Milan
Penalty not given against theo
>Inter - Milan
Bennacer goal not being counted because allegedly Kalulu is offside

16 lost points because of referee mistakes

Missed Cl round of sixteen because of referee mistake

Missed Coppa final because of referee mistake

Now list the mistakes in favour

Jfc bro just admit >we're fucking shit

*dabs*

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3/4 of those aren't even mistakes. Just because you don't know the rules or don't agree with them doesn't mean they're mistakes schizo

The white man marches on

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t.Loathsome Dung Eater

Basadissimo

t. Valentina Nappi

well done fiorentina’s , to answer President Lapo’s call

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1 Tchouaméni please

.
they are not mutually exclusive
>dont know the rules
(((Those))) rules seem only to be activated if they harm milan

Why are you in Denmark

pre-match lives should last 3 hours at least

/seriea/s should last only on days where there is top-level calcio being played

Mirettibros…

>Poodinese

>play without Molina
>loose to Salernitana
they were right, it is Molina and 10 more the team

> AC Milan are toying with the idea with offering Miralem Pjanic a deal to escape Barcelona once more
>Spanish outlet fijaches.net report that Milan are considering making an offer to sign the 32-year-old, initially on a season-long loan.

*cracks*

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So never?

Partita da ufficio inchieste.

>Dragowski
duck incoming I can feel it

cope

Salernitana is fucking back baby

Ideally yes

The recent increase in bbilan-posters has made this places edge closer to unbearable

last time I watched a Milan game rebic controlled the ball with his hand and assisted for a goal

>a fucking seahorse
they're ngmi r-right?

CAVALLUCCIOBROS

>Genoa is now last palce
Grim

a bit of a victim complex frah

Genoa is the lingering yeast infection of Serie A

ynr Genoa new owners talking about Champions League

>Sinner IN
it's over

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Forza Juve.

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what happened to Kaio Jorge? he went to Juventus and was supposed to become part of the first team and then suddenly disappeared