Dora the Explorer the Movie

Nobody wants to bring their kids to theater with a bunch of middle aged guys beating off

I was the single adult in a empty theater

They hired an old hag to play Dora

What do 5 year olds watch these days? Their uncles playing GTAV during fiestas? Dora has been dead a long looking time, my sister barely liked it when she was 4 and she's 22 now. My friend's 3 year old is being raised on Bob's Burgers. I don't know why they made this.

I find that extremely difficult to believe.

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she has to go back

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This.
Thank you.

It won't flop.

It made $3.35 million Tuesday. The word of mouth is good. The legs will be strong.

twitter.com/BoxOffice/status/1161703142121017345?s=19

It was barely marketed, for one.

3 million is a flop friend

wait this already got released? how did i miss it?

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3 million relative to what? A day? A budget? A time of year?

Competition will. Angry Birds 2 is coming out and the multitude of movies coming out next week will destroy. I wouldn't be surprised if even Good Boys, a raunchy younger version of Superbad beats it too and takes it's audience. The South Park / Deadpool effect will reign. The competition will be fierce.

Because the whole premise about Dora grown up is weird

>Y-you will see my movie right?

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Will Moner finally be a big star in a year or two?

I really want to see it because even though I wasn't a child when it was on I was still pretty young like 10-13 and I saw it on from time to time or when someone else was watching it. So I actually did want to see it with moners tight fucking freshly 18 year old bod as the lead. But I don't want to get bad looks going alone.

take your gf with you

That's a big chin

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yes

Not really.

This. If I could rent it digitally and watch it at home in secret, I would

Little kids don't know Dora cos it's not on air now. Teens who did watch it aren't gonna see a movie of a toddler's show. Adult males who would fap to Moner aren't gonna go see a kid's film unless a trenchcoat shop opens next to the cinema.

>that egg
god i wish that were me

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I can't man, she would think I only want to go because of moner. It would be a bad time.

Since Moner wasn't 18 yet when she filmed this, does that mean it's still not allowed to fap to her in the movie?

it's an icecube

Moner is max. It doesn't get more attractive than her.

And how was it?

It was ok

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Did they deliberately try to make Moner less attractive in this? It's not just the Dora hair, it seems like they made her up to look more dowdy than usual. Why hire such a beautiful actress if you don't want Dora to be hot?

I think she'll make it

She insulted men and they didn't go.

Because who the fuck wants to go see a Dora the Explora movie?

did you feel embarassed?

>Because who the fuck wants to go see a Dora the Explora movie?

Target audiences: 10-13 yr old tweens, 30-50 yr old males

Surprised Yea Forums has never turned on her

>It released?

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cos she's super hot

she is legitimately the most beautiful woman on earth, at least for now

>implying she looked attractive in Sicario 2 or Instant Family
Sorry to inform you that's the real Moner.
It's what you get when you shoot her with a wider lens instead hand picked pictures or gifs from a smartphone with beauty filters and heavy make up.

not to mention the weight gain recently

They did. She's meant to be awkward, not sexy.

shes a petite/smol/soft/fertile latina

hetero guys love her
gay guys dont care
trannies absolutely hate her

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Kidding?

Because its a movie for kids. Its not supposed to be Striptease 2: Peruvian Boogaloo

Ding ding ding

Looks like, as was the case with the Pokémon detective movie, executives without a clue about any of the source material just throws shit at the wall.

>executives without a clue about any of the source material
The main thing the Pokemon movie had going for it and the part that was well liked was it was extremely faithful to the Pokemon franchise

Stop looking at her butt. Go pray.

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christ you retard

>the real moner appears in movies
>the fake moner appears walkin on the streets

you will never pass bro

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Extremely minor.

>I was the single adult in a empty theater
You do know the projectionist can see you fapping from his vantage point...

>Dora the explorer
Is this a zoomer show or a new IP? Never heard about.

It is a movie version of a TV-show meant to educate little toddlers. As a movie, it is too long for toddlers and other older kids will most likely think it is a movie for smaller kids, meant to educate them on their ABC's and whatnot.

Movies are ran auto these days Maybe every once in a while a projectionist might make sure things are okay, but otherwise the lights, the previews, the ads, etc are just programmed in.

Make your two year prediction for Moner's career. Will she find that breakout role? Or still be on the outskirts?

>I heard she gained weight

I literally made those livestream webms and they are like 3 months old now. She already slimmed back down for the premiere.
The gained weight thing is just some meme that keeps getting echoed by literal trannies.
They say the exact same lines every time, too

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too old

>he knows shit about lighting
>he doesn't know about lens distortion
>he literally ignores the bit about the beauty filter
>he chooses to ignore the real Isabella Moner looks like pic related because it would break his heart
I'm sorry you are this delusional.
Time will tell, but I'd advice you to be prepared for Dora to fail. Moner will rapidly descend into B-list status and star in shitty movies targeted at latinos. Her face won't become better with age. She might get better tits and ass but she's reached her potential, face-wise.

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probably an MCU movie

>implying cinemas pay projectionists for each theater nowadays
The one scrub they have is too busy going to each booth and checking if everything is still operational to watch the audiences.

And already getting fat

It flopped in wide release but will dominate in direct downloads, rental and streaming.

I don't know what to tell you, I would fuck her like this too. I would fuck her in that room with the cancer kid watching.

Boring theme, Moner doesn't wear slutty clothes

wait for the past year or two Yea Forums played this up like it was going to be the most successful movie of the decade. it came out and flopped. kek

I would have watched it enough to make it gross a billion if it actually had Dora or any of the girls fart

I don’t go to theaters very often.
I seriously considered going, but I felt like if it wasn’t even so bad that it’s good then I’d be stuck watching shitty movie for 2 hours.

look at your reply
no no, look at it
you act like a sperg

its a fuckin dora film starring a beautiful teen latina

>but I'd advice you to be prepared for Dora to fail.
holy shit are you one of those guys who care about box office numbers,

>Moner will rapidly descend into B-list status and star in shitty movies targeted at latinos. Her face won't become better with age.
wishful thinking and predictions, you seem very bitter and lonely, spergin about a teen actress
please please please have sex :-(

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You have trouble understanding social cues don't you?

They literally photoshopped her boobs smaller in the movie ad picture thing
They were definitely confused about direction

she never will

Don’t copy my post, I made the webms

we are one

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Can you at least base your unreasonable outrage in reality? She looks better without makeup than with it

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You're an idiot if you think any Dora thread was anything but a (not so) stealth Moner lust thread. Nobody on Yea Forums gives a shit about a movie from a defunct little kids show.

>make a kids movie
>use an IP that is already over a decade old and well past peak popularity
>cast a little sexpot as the MC in your kids movie
>downplay her sexuality because it's a fucking kids movie
whole thing was a dissonant mess, and I haven't even seen it.

I was hopeful that it would also have some good lewd scenes like Vanessa Hudgens in that center of the earth movie.
But yeah any excuse to post Moner I was going to take it

he will never admit his irrational anger at isabella

Gotta fuck this bitch one day
you think Epstein and his buds fucked someone like that?

Recent Reference!

kek

5 year olds just watch youtube now

Dude imagine all the teenage pussy Epstein and co enjoyed.

Literally a cornucopia of pleasures we mere mortals will never know

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damn don't even mention it mane

user 3 M in "le current year" is a flop, 3M in the 80s was good.

gas yourself if you unironically think like that

Because it was an adaptation of a cartoon for toddler's. I have no idea what the fuck is going on at Paramount with all their retarded ideas lately

3m on a single Tuesday?
It’s not exactly like this is the type of movie to have big premiere crowds

All those chicks probably consented. They were on the boat because they were cool.

>another thinly veiled Moner thread

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>Was it for single men who have never had a girlfriend, men that spam Isabela Moner pictures and threads on Yea Forums because that is all they have in their empty pointless lives?

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The guys at Paramount would kill a bus full of nuns to make Pikachu money

>spam
Hey it's that fag again

Moner turned out to be a cunt and told us not to go see it, so we didn't.

late millennial/early zoomer, the show ran from 2000 to 2013

like many kids shows it's lived on in reruns long after they stopped producing new episodes though

The usual angry trolls running the same playbook I see

The only good answer. It's a confusing movie.

Dora is for little kids, so you can't have Indiana Jones style action and adult romance.
Yet, they cast Moner and other teens that could be some YA adventure romance AND they give it a slight IJ or Tomb Raider touch.

Not to mention the fact, that many want to fuck the main actress, but she's acting in a fucking little kids movie.

Fucking autist

Dark Phoenix made 3.8 mil, had an opening weekend of 32mil and still only made 65mil domestic.
Dora made 3.3 and a17mil opening. It's pretty unlikely for this to even make 40mil now. It's a bomb bro

>thinly veiled

Dark Phoenix had a budget of 200 million.

>this movie had bad legs therefore all films have bad legs

I want to shove my cock in her mouth

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They got paid well too

Not all films but Dora for sure has no legs

oh no no no
look at the wrinkles around her eyes
AHAHAHAH

I have never watched the cartoon but I'm pretty sure it's some dumb edutainment kiddie shit and this movie looks nothing like it.

Like why isn't Dora a 6 year old girl in the movie?

>obvious mascara
>iPhone camera
>"no makeup"
Laughing at your stupidity, weird old man.

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Target demographic is all over the place. Dora is for kids but the movie is treated more legitimate and the actress they picked is way mature to play the character yet still try to make her act like a kid. Plus making it a copy of Tomb Raider and Indiana Jones doesn't help. Seems like it's a good movie though