Elllliioootttt

wtf greys are just owls?

ayylmao

wasted as fuck, cooling in the river

Ancient Aliens should be unironically canceled after this webm was made.

>That scene in the cornfield
Imagine going through a cornfield at night and suddenly a grey staring back at you from 5 meters away.

Imagine ET landing in Africa. They'd turn his ass into a rotisserie chicken

Cute

>mfw 1982
>finally, something cool happening

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ET was fucking terrifying.

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why are they standing upright?

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Am I the only one that found this shot creepy as a kid? Imagine running across that laying on the ground while you’re out riding your bike.

What am looking at?
What does ancient aliens have to do with it? I watched an episode or two but not really a fan

Oh hell no

my sister showed her twin daughters this at like age 8 and it traumatized them too

E.T. is the single greatest film to have been released during the 1980s, and the final suite is the single best piece of music that John Williams ever composed. The popularity of the works in no wise detract from the truth of the above aesthetic judgments.

Elliot was insanely handsome.

E.T. triggered the shit out of me for a solid ten years, I couldn't even hear the theme without plugging my ears and reeeing. Used to have these lucid nightmares of him terrorizing me in real life. I was obsessed with the movie, which makes me think it was an accidental tulpa gone rogue.

I still can't watch this movie. They keep saying it's heart warming and it's just fucking creepy for most of the movie. The whole deal with Elliott getting sick along with ET and government officials manhandling him in his underwear.

EVERY kid I knew including myself loved Elliot's room! The rainbow blinds, the Hill's Bros coffee can filled with crayons and whatnot, and of course, Elliot's Star wars figures! So damn comfy!

What are these?

glad im not alone
this movie is terrifying and i'm not sure why anyone would think the design of ET is OK for children

it was NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH

Owl chicks obviously. They're not puffy because they're young. Owls are actually pretty skinny without feathers.

>I'm not a giant pussy

Just take the ugliest, oldest looking man, make him a cute alien, and welcome him into a boy's home as they fight to keep their little secret from those who don't understand it. It's like a love letter to NAMBLA.

It's no coincidence it comes from the mind of a jew

Whatever happened to E.T. that night anyway? Did bikers rape him and threw him in the river? What the fuck? I don't remember

Zoz

Parents found out he was fingering kids.

Are you implying he looks like a cock? I could see an adult comparing E.T. to a penis, but if your kids are equating him with one then find out who is molesting or sexualizing them NOW.

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What did Elliot mean by this?

>The whole deal with Elliott getting sick along with ET and government officials manhandling him in his underwear.
AI and Close Encounters (get it?) also have these creepy pedo moments. Now of course we get it where ((((((Spielberg))))) was coming from... or coming into, i should say.

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are her twin daughters hot? I would like to watch some movies with some hot twins

I unknowingly watched the "updated" version on tv once.
What the fuck. ET looks worse in literally ever shot. Why replace one of the most famous animatronic works of all time with cgi.

Dickslap them

nothing about E.T. traumatized me, and I must've been around 5 when I watched it far too many times. didn't care for the police invading or that "he came to me too" faggot at the time. you ppl are tremendous pussies.

Dinosaurs are reptiles. Birds are dinosaurs. Greys are birds. Greys are reptiles.

Yeah lets touch him!

True a great work by williams. Damn I love his movies.

What am looking at?
Owlmaos

>he single greatest film to have been released during the 1980s
No that's Midnight Run
It was the apotheosis of 80s cinematic thought.
Yaphet Kotto was so fuckin based

That haunted me as a kid.

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i think he was subtlety implying, that he's brother smoked the hairy cigars.

Spielberg is a deeply disturbed man.

Fucking reptilians were behind it the whole time!

Was ET a refugee of the Clone Wars that traveled through a worm whole to the future and arrived Earth?

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>childhood character is actually a pervert
haha epic for the win!

>GOVERNMENT BAD ALIEN GOOD

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>>GOVERNMENT BAD ALIEN GOOD

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>>>GOVERNMENT BAD ALIEN GOOD

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Yeah I dont remember either. Dont the government agents raid Elliot's house and take him and have him in like a incubator? How does he end up in a creek?

>>>>GOVERNMENT BAD ALIEN GOOD

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>GOVERNMENT GOOD

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>it traumatized me!!
bunch of slackjawed faggots up in here

Elliot got sick and ET absorbed it so he could survive

probably born in late 90s or, even worse, post 2000s.

>ET absorbed it

>ppl itt don't get how an alien grew ill while on a foreign planet
the smoothness

Underrated

The "Panama Creature".

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Fuck... I wanted to believe but it's all been a lie.

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>baby owls built the pyramids

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I fucking watched ET when I was 5 years old

Holy shit way to jump start my fucking brain, Spielberg...

ayy lmao

Deepest lore: ET is a young botanist who lives in a huge hollow gourd, and eventually levels-up so he has two light-up fingertips and more powers.

What the unholy FUCK.

That's after they find him in the creek. He went to the woods to hide from the agents while sick & prob to use the machine to phone home then collapsed there.

Its a dead sloth senpai

So you're sleeping in your backyard when you're awakened from your slumber. You roll over and see this.
What do?

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silently have a heart attack

jesus christ

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>GOVERNMENT=ALIEN BAD

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>we were the aliens all along

too look bigger

Next you'll be saying Gremlins makes for a terrible Christmas movie.

jesus fucking christ

>in no wise
WOOK MOMY I SAID AESTHETIC AND SPEWWED IT WIGHT I SMART

owlmao