Ideas for eps

Elaine get abortion

kramer becomes mod of an incel forum

jery make vaporwave

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>Jerry orders an Uber
>Kramer shows up in Jerry's Tesla

george convince gamers to rise up

Kramer sells Purple Drank but it's just generic OTC cough syrup with crushed up benadryl in it

George transitions because he's an incel after social networking takes off,
Jerry gets banned from comedy clubs after he makes a joke that punches down
Elaine hits the wall and becomes a full time Wine Aunt political activist
Kramer becomes a bitcoin millionaire and pisses everyone off because he never worked a day in his life

jery mine bitcoin

Newman on keemstar

>"What's the deal with Sneed? I just don't get it..."

Twitter

George get catfish
Elaine does JOI
Kramer get black gf to proof he not racist
Newman eat butthole

based and kinosuppository

>white

>Jerry does AMA on Reddit
>All the questions are his ex-girlfriends asking him why he's such a jerk

George hires a good-looking guy to be his stand-in when he uses a fake account to match with hot girls on Tinder, and to then introduce George to the girl's friends, but the guy just keeps having one night stands
Kramer tries to reintroduce the bargain system to all his financial transactions
Jerry starts a twitter account which becomes popular with ultra-ironic New York hipsters who think he's putting on an act of a typical stand-up comedian, and they start infesting all of his gigs
Elaine tries to be a twitch streamer and spends several days decorating her room, picking outfits and practicing cutesy gestures before starting and realizing she doesn't like video games

>George gets banned for shitposting in LoL chat
>George rises up after watching the Joker
I'd watch it

george thinks hes gay after sex w/ tranny but turns out to be ugly grill with big clit

jerry get ipad

iPad jerry

>Kramer puts gas into it

This is actually pretty humorous.

why did I actually laugh at this?

I P A D

Elaine argues with trans "girl" in the womens rest room
Kramer starts a podcast with where he interviews podcasters
George joins a LARP in the park to meet cosplay girls
Jerry's loses standup spot because he's too vanilla

Jerry's name is in the Epstein black book leak

anyone know what kind of jacket is kramer is wearing? I really want it.

jerry jailbreak ipad

Kramer makes a time machine (similar in design to the thing Steve Urkel made to turn into Stephan). It's constant cut backs to classic episodes but the characters reinsert themselves to often hilarious and wacky consequences! What does Hitler killing Elaine but George killing Hitler hold for the future (formerly present)? Tune in next week to find out!

These are good especially the elaine one

search puffer jacket with fur hood

jerry use tinder

No lie, Kramer looks boss. Fucking drip lord

kramer addicted to juul

>George is waiting on his Uber but traffic is jammed
>he witnesses a teenager fall off of a Lime scooter
>everybody crowds around to see if the kid is alright
>he's hurt really badly
>George asks him if he's done with the scooter
>everybody yells at him
>he keeps badgering the kid about the scooter
>the kid says take the scooter and go away
>George asks the injured kid to borrow his phone so he can unlock the scooter

Don't you mean niggers?

George pays a bum to wait in line for a Supreme drop

Jerry heads slowly down the litter-covered streets. Garbage is piled along the sidewalks, the air thick with smog creates a haze over everything
The streets are crowded with the poor, the elderly, the disenfranchised. Women with children in busted strollers. Homeless people sleeping on the subway grates. Stray dogs. His is one of the few white faces.
Jerry makes his way into a run down drug store, behind him two drunks fight on the corner, beating the shit out of each other. Jerry, and no one else for that matter, pays them any mind.
No one here gives a shit.

kramer becomes a twitch streamer
elaine becomes an e-thot
george gets in a viral video then botches an appearance on Ellen
elaine starts twitch streaming and steals kramers viewers then gets shut down by the IRS
jerry tries to make vine videos

Have you ever seen someone actually dress that way outside of college and extreme hipster communities?

>Jerry gets a visit from the FBI regarding suspicious Google searches
>he's doesn't recognize any of the search queries
>finds out later that Kramer has been stealing his wifi for years

>George starts a sneaker channel on youtube
>gets demonetized for posting a video where he returns fake Yeezys to the Adidas store

would watch

george calls an uber for a tinder date and as it pulls up to the curb it runs through a puddle, spraying mud all over his new yeezys

>Kramer tries to become a standup comedian
>gets triggered by hecklers and calls them niggers
>Jerry brings him on Jimmy Fallon to publicly apologize

it was on letterman you fucking zoomer

>doesn't realize it's a Modern Seinfeld thread.

fallon would never give the ok for that

jerry purchases a tablet at the apple store

if uber was NOT the subject of at least one episode of seinfeld for millennials then it wouldn't really be seinfeld for millennials. terrible idea. if only in that it's so obvious.

kramer keeps taking jerry's usb-c cables

Uber is the only one that sounds "in character" and could lead to some laughs .
everything else is just memes

j i

im laughing just thinking about it

S E I N W A V E >>>>>vaporwave

George starts buying nudes on Snapchat, turns out it's Elaine.

fuck

I hate millennial styles so much. It's like homos infiltrated every aspect of the fashion.

Existential kramer would be kino

v close, but Jerry hates electric cars. He'd show up in Jerry's 911. George would be convinced that you don't tip uber drivers while Elaine meets an attractive man at a juice bar, but he keeps trying to sell her on intermittent fasting.

Jimmy ruffles Kramer's hair

soup nazi door dash

Oh my god

Jerry can't stand Starbucks, so he goes to a coffee bean and tea leaf, thinking it's local

>I hate millennial styles
This is hardly representative of even a medium portion of millennial.

Kramer looks like he’s from Glendale

George goes to Starbucks, and some homeless bums come in and sit at the table beside him. He goes up to the barista to complain, but she tells him that she is not allowed to ask them to leave.

>It's like homos infiltrated every aspect of the fashion.
Yeah, historically fags haven't had anything to do with the fashion industry. Top take, user.

Turks at the bodega start harassing Kramer and he doesn't know why.

George rises up after being inspired by the new Joker movie, dresses as a clown and tries killing Newman.

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Kramer gets his chain snatched while he is streaming on Instagram live

>Jerry can't get a date for three weeks until he realizes he forgot to change his relationship status to single after his last girlfriend

kramer refuses to pay for breakfast of tinder date
gets falsely accused of rape

Kramer's tinder date has a feminine penis
He doesn't mind

>Eating ass? Yeah everyone does that now

Jerry does keto

George doesn’t like paper straws

Have sex unironically. At least jerk off because every single one of those was in some way sexual. I think you have a problem.

Kramer invent new fortnite dance

You fucking unimaginative retards. Half of you don't even know the characters' personalities.

George gets angry that Idris Elba is cast as his favorite white super hero
Jerry quizzes George to reveal that he never actually read the comic
Elaine starts dating Idris
Kramer convinces Idris to get him a cameo in the movie

IPAD GET

I've never watched a single episode of Seinfeld yet I always participate in these threads.

wtf do americans actually tip ubers?

jerry starts streaming

more of a george or newman thing

Cringe but based somehow too

Jerry reads the story about people licking ice cream but he signed up to compete in a PBS donation drive ice cream eating competition

George is dating the executive producer of New York PBS thinking she's rich but finds out just how much PBS employees are paid

Elaine tries to get her hair done to show up on PBS in the phone bank but everywhere is completely booked, so she turns to yelp, but every single place is booked until she hits a place ranked one and a half stars.

Kramer finds what he believes is a sterling silver spoon thanks to the Internet ND gives it to Jerry for the ice cream competition. The spoon is actually a spoon that has a tiny bit of uranium in it from the 20s, causing Jerry to get sick and freak out about the ice cream on air.

>they all agree to roll on Herod
>launch day comes, stuck in logon queues
>they each roll on a RP server without telling the others
>end up cybering with each other in Goldshire

>They all go out for dinner and George doesn't leave a tip episode

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Kramer looks like Aguero there.

Ted Mosby is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

Seething Europoor jealous of America's wealth

what the fuck does JOI stand for underage?

Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend when she loses her iPhone and replaces it with a Pixel 3
>I can't date a green bubble, Kramer!

only reason i came here

>george yells worldstar while recording a streetfight and everyone accuses him of being racist.

elaine vores the rest of the cast

kik

Kramer gets George invested in crypto, and he makes a ton but George stays in until after the crash.

By the way guys pretty much all of these are great ideas and if I were a TV writer I'd be frothing to actually make these into episodes of an actually-funny-sitcom-in-2019™

>well, i mean, you look like the kind of guys who'd yell it so i figured.. you know...

Elaine gets a Hitachi Magic Wand.

jerry gets blocked on the street by a BLM protest on the way to a gig and has to get through without seeming racist

>jerry get invited to millionaires private island
>kramer suspicious
>george jealous

kramer is leading the blm protest

rocko get ipad

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i;ve seen this post b4, you just recycled idea from old posts

No it's just generic, I've never been in one of these threads before.

Jerry goes on tinder and finds out his date is a trans.

the context for the joker's we live in a society and george outage was totally different

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

>Jerry get Switch
>Kramer: "It's a port machine Jerry!"

it's later turn out that kramer hate the switch because he invest 250 dollars based on the revival of atari

Elaine yells at Newman for wearing a MAGA hat

>cut to scene of Elaine in bed with Newman, both sweaty and exhausted
"Make Elaine Great Again" she moans

the whole gang gets addicted to /pol/

seinfeld for millenials was.. seinfeld
retard

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Elaine's new boyfriend shoots up a mall and is killed by the cops
She's sad that he didn't mention her in his manifesto

Wish that choco was my dick haha

Kramer rents a C43 amg from turo to show off on instagram and it gets towed as he’s streaming because he parked in front of a hydrant

trump retweet story about Kramer

jerry get addicted to candy crush on ipad

>retard who can't spell trying to make a joke

He GAPED you?!

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Kramer starts selling Isagenix, rapidly rises to the top of the pyramid despite having no idea what the product is.

jr gt pd

j g i

Elaine convinces her boyfriend to start taking male birth control
Immediately breaks up with him because she thinks a man taking birth control is weird

Point to the word that is misspelled, you absolute retard

my father's trans!

Subplot: George dates a nonbinary genderqueer girl throughout the season

Cringe. The right can't meme.

Geore is sneedposter

Cringe. The zoomer 9 year old can't meme

George discovers dumpster diving, gets really into the NYC dumpster scene.

He meets a girl through it, who eventually breaks up with him when she sees him buy food from a store when he thinks nobody is looking.

Jerry starts dating the singer of a popular Brooklyn indie band
Breaks up with her when their album gets a 5.9 on Pitchfork

You are garbage on your safe-space internet community and I can almost 100% guarantee that you are garbage/utterly worthless in real life. You know this to be true, so have fun denying it.

eh, plot device already used in the original show
one of elaine "boyfriend" legit was a dumpster diver, poor as fuck and even got a wife

youtube.com/watch?v=AY7nLKXo1pc

scene where the ovaltine guy goes on about skrillex and punk rock and everyone rolls their eyes

Cringe.

IT'S LIT JERRY, LIT AF!

Several black men heckle Kramer on twitter

Elaine and Kramer hook up after drinking a 12 pack of White Claws
They argue over whether it was mutually consensual if both of them were drunk
George convinces them it's impossible to get drunk off White Claws

>mean niggers
they're all mean, user

elan batwater

Kramer isn't jewish, cunt.

George gets banned from Twitter but the ban doesn't mention what tweet it was for

anyone want to bother adding a laugh track
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no, die, fug off, kill dead, I hate you all

:^)

jery get shot
elane get tato
kremer get terapis
gorge get vagin

The waitress at Tom's Restaurant finds out that George left them a 2 star review on Yelp.

>the gang win a trip to London
>They are excited to visit the finest English city in England
>Kramer gets harrassed by some afro-londoners
>Jerry gets food poisoning from an Indian takeaway
>Elaine gets tricked into an arranged marriage after wondering into a mosque
>George has the time of his life when he meets some trans strippers in Soho
They all swear never to go back, except for George. It ends when Jerry explains to George the strippers weren't women.

>all raped to death by pakis

more like seinfeld for zoomers - im a millennial and we're not that fucked up, its mostly the zoomers.

Jerry gets heckled by a group of Afro-Americans and goes into a mouth-foaming, racial epithet hurling rage.

>tfw you're too unhip to think of anything

All of those shoops are millennial fashion tropes. They’re even slightly dated at this point.

>George starts a podcast with Nick Mullen and loses a tooth

What is this pls

Have child infert

I'm a Millennial and yeah, the shop is pretty Millennial. (Except maybe Supreme, that's more Zoomer, right?)

And yep, they're like peak 2013.

seinfeld aired in 89 it's a boomer show

underrated

>implying millenials have personalities

Kramer thinks the NSA is spying on him, so he goes "off the grid." Except he uses Jerry's phone, computer & email. "You're just on MY grid!"

Jery get cucked
Elaine get blacked

>george "likes" porn while being logged into his twitter account and it posts a automated message

>It's a mommy video

>Kramer uses Jerry's twitter account to make racist and tranphobic remarks
>Jerry is cancelled
>he makes a youtube video with apologies
>Kramer still has his password and posts another offensive meme

New York was probably worse back then than today

lmao

>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME GEORGIE?

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George is getting angry!

George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:”It’s too desperate.” J:”How’d you find out?” G:”I’m on both."

Jerry's GF texts in the movies but acts like it's okay because she sits in the last row. GF:Who am I bothering?! J:Me! You're bothering me!

Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend’s past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman’s apartment.

After weeks of being unable to come up with new stand up material, Jerry asks Elaine for advice
Elaine tells Jerry that if he was a woman, he could just write jokes about his pussy
Jerry likes the idea and writes a whole set about Elaine's pussy

This is a legit Seinfeld plot

Jerk off instructions. It's a subgenre of porn that's basically asmr

That's pretty much already the basis for most seinfeld and curb episodes.

>George becomes interested in weighted blankets after a woman he's seeing leaves him, by the end of the episode he's bought four of them and can't get out from under them
>Elaine gets a new job after lying on her resume, the entire episode is her trawling through YouTube videos for as many skill share promo codes as possible to learn how to code on the fly
>Jerry gets fed up with a hook up who's an ordinary girl in every way but insists on being identified as a "femme identifying queer"
>Kramer can't decipher what any of the food truck's items are because they're all pop culture references and all he wants is a damn fish taco

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would watch