He's gonna dominate the PL isn't he?

Dios mio...

It's more to do with how easy it is to score in Germany because all the clubs play on the halfway line

?
He's never even been top scorer.

Snown*gger, God, why do the Swedes and Norwegians look so fucking disgusting, the Germans, Dutch and English are the real white Europeans...

Where's his jaw
What a wierd looking dude

>this player who made our entire league look like the Estonian league
it is the estonian league if you take out buyern and dirtmound

>bundles stat padder gets EXPOSED in the PL
many such cases

Damn, Barca won't like this.

I don't know why you just can't accept it? All the evidence is there, right before your eyes; Nordic men are genetically superior to white men in every conceivable way. This has been scientifically proven time again and all you need to do is look at things on an objective, biological level to see that racism only exists out of jealousy and bitterness - If you disagree with this then you are in denial and anything you say in response is merely projection. I am a psychologist and I know your mind better than you do.

The NORDIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pale skin. This pigmentation reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the freezing winters of Norway, made to withstand such extremely cold conditions. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The VIKING man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰᵀᵉ dogs)

In total, the VIKING man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the NORDIC man is the epitome of masculinity.

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modern barcelona is essentially a watered down version of flora tallinn

yes absolutely
he will be putting in messi/ronaldo numbers within 2 season
he will easily get 50 goals a season if not more give the quality in the squad to assist him

How'd a watered down Flora Tallinn fare against Lesbos Gyros?

they'd probably win 3-0 after the home fans would invade the pitch and incite a riot

based lesbians

>dortmeme system merchant
Not sure about this one tbqh

isnt his foot busted and he's refusing medical counsel and just taking painkillers before games instead? could be a doomed career

>shitmund

Got destroyed by a 10 year old pub team a few weeks ago

>*smacks lips*
AYOOOO WHERE DA MED WIMMENS AT???

spee hates him now, so he'll be great.

This. >We are always wrong.

He's gonna fit right in with the slags of Manchester looking like that

Striker is irrelevant in City, you can buy Mitrovic or Jay Rodriguez and they will have same effect as Gabriel or Haaland

he has to, otherwise the Bundesliga will be officially relegated to tier 3 from its current tier 2 position.

It's easier to score in the bundasliga than on the Czech league

Grealish 2.0

He has less goals than patrick schick

If he's fit, he's unstoppable. The english wont know what hits them

I don't think he fits Pep's system

why are the English so insecure about their globohomo league owner by hated foreigners

Hating other white europeans is what their owners allow them. English are the perfect slaves.

yes, thats definitely true and not just cut out of a sentence in an article and used as a title on r/soccer and twitter to instantly convince you and 14 year old fifa kids

He doesn't, if Levy had sold Kane Haaland would already be a Madrid player.

He can't even dominate the poopenshart league

not with poop in charge. if he went to Liverpool yes but not like this.

Are you aware of the insane amount of chances he’s gonna get in city? Do u watch city play? They create 10 clear goal scoring chances a game.

The real question is if he can stay injury free, luckily for him city and pep are best in the world at rotation and doping

he's gonna be injured all the time

>babbies first striker + poop episode
funny

Haaland has an aura and soul that makes everyone like him, he’s the complete opposite of ibra in that way. Him and pep will be best buds

>implying Bundes is any different from there Estonian league if you take out Munich, Dortmund and Leipzig

Cope and seethe.

based boomer

There arent two estonian teams in the euroleague semifinals

>euroleague
lol who cares

is that an albino?

Go back to your shithole

why wont he get surgery?
plastic surgery that is

let's talk about sports

>Finngol
Kek

The prem isn't too special but Bundesliga players not adapting is a thing
They all play such crazy high lines that it's possible for there to be players who excell there and just don't work elsewhere.

>from uber eats
Ligue 1 is a totally different situation, they actually fit the prem really well because there's similar styles of play and physicality

Gabby's shot conversion rate this season is 7% lol
Replacing him with someone who can score won't produce the "same effect" at all

>one full season in the Bundesliga
>topscorer beats the alltime record for the league with 41 in a 18 team league
>”lmao he didn’t even beat the alltime record by 2 goals at the age of 20!!!”

dios mio... blanco negro de las norges