Why didnt he just wish to be immortal?

she got K.Od by the power stone. Although now that i think about it. A few minutes before when she was trying to fly the gauntlet into the van, she could have just put it on and snapped.

It literally is

Why was she gone for 90% of the movie fucking around on unimportant planets? Things would have been drastically different if she participated in the heist and Thanos' arrival.

Why is it too much for a human? What makes Thanos special? Does it just privilege purple people?

No, it's fucking stronger.

>What makes Thanos special?
He literally has all 6 of the Infinity stones, retard.

It's explained she was on other planets who don't have avengers protecting them. When Hulk snapped people back she probably saw people coming back to life wherever she was and decided to head to earth

you didnt even understand what that user asked. He was asking why was Thanos able to use the gauntlet without dying while humans get btfo

>I wish for a good ending
*snap*

It would have been KINO

They were more concerned with returning thr stones because of reasons

They covered that in Guardians, only beings of exceptional power or some such.

He is a titan and I guess his race is not as weak as humans are.
Also Thanos was still fucked up badly after the second snap. He could have been killed by the stones too.

>Why didn't the comic book character do x instead of y?

Nice brain

Sounds contrived.

No it isn't

He was someone capable of beating the hulk without breaking a sweat in a fistfight. He falls under the exceptional being category.

Because the directors aren't as retarded as Captain Marvel's

No it doesn't

It really isn't. He is for a far stronger race than humans. Asgardian could probably use it and survive. Thor didn't use it because he was mentally fucked up. Carol didn't use it because she was KO. Hulk was fucked up for using it but survived.

How is that going to get rid of Thanos and his men?

Thanos is a mutant titan from an alien planet, and only exceptional beings can use even one and live. Hulk was exceptional, Tony was not.

How? They’re reality-altering gems that can royally fuck up anything and everything.

It absolutely fucking is. You literally have the fucking power of the entire cosmos in your hands.

Well.
Thanos is stronger than Hulk. And Smart Hulk is weaker than the Hulk that Thanos was toying with.
So he probably had about a snap and a half worth of power to endure. It makes sense that the second snap fucks him up like it did with smart Hulk.

Pretty much. Not only that, it turns out Star Lord is half Ego and should have been able to sling that stone no problem. But they needed the feel good joining together ending for Guardians, so he had to not be able to handle it for story, and that was the correct ending.

Because the Infinity Stones aren't the Dragon Balls. They don't "grant wishes", they give literal omnipotence to whoever can wield them, and the sheer energy output is too much for most of the universe to not instantly die from it.

Tony was a regular-ass human, so it killed him. Hulk is the Hulk, so he survived it, even if it fucked him up. Thanos was stronger than Hulk, so he could pull off the Snap while not getting messed up.

I'm no capeshit worshipper, but the rules are pretty damn clear.

>snapping with your middle finger instead of ring finger

Do Americans really do this?

a dream is a wish your heart makes
tony stark has a heart, but he has no dreams
only nightmares
therefore Tony can only make horrifying wishes like Ultron and genocide come true

Why didn't Nebula get to do it?

She was having her women moment with the other whores.

because muh shock & awe

>ring finger
that is impossible

Everyone except Tony and Dr Strange figured out that they should use the stones as a weapon. Thor or Captain Marvel could have put it on, but everyone was too hung up on trying to get the stones back to their original places when there was no rush in the slightest

Tony told him not to

Hulk couldn't even use all the stones to bring Black Widow back and she just died for one stone

snapping wasn't the plan when Captain Marvel was conscious, Tony only did the snap out of desperation and Strange telling him to kill himself

why didnt Nebulos with her robot hand snap the stones?

>ring finger
What. You either snap with the index or the middle finger. The middle creates a nice and louder snap.

She's arguably one of the most powerful Avengers. Helping in the fate of the entire galaxy is more important than some relatively less important planet. Send someone else.

Was the horse a mare?

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She was away fucking idiot and Thanos arriving at earth was sudden. She did come back to help save the fate of the entire galaxy instead of staying on some less important planet like you said.

Powerful. So brave.

>She was away
Which was my point you fucking retard. She should not have been away. She should not have been.

so the manlet could jump ship from capeshit franchise and get back to starring in kino

Thanos's arm (or at least the gauntlet?) got bruised after using it too

She was away because there was no threat at all because Thanos already fucked everything up. My god, did your parents dropped you on your head as a baby or you turned into a retard by yourself?

How the fuck is helping other planets more important than literally saving the entire universe? Why didn't they call her for the time heist? She's the most forced character ever

>Strange telling him to kill himself
I feel that this is a plot point people struggle to understand.
It ties in with the rat bringing Antman back. This timeline that we see, it is the one Strange foresaw working, the absolutely ridiculous series of events that lead to this specific version of Tony doing this.
A Tony that failed. A Tony that found a way to create time travel. A Tony that went into the past and met his dad. A Tony that had a kid to lose. It's the perfect storm of preparation that put him in the perfect position to slight of hand Thanos and risk everything, even his own life, to get things done.
Any other Tony would have hesitated or tried to find another way. Any other hero would have messed up. They all needed to be in the perfect place in the fight for Tony to have that slither of opportunity. To face a Thanos so arrogant he was too busy mocking and underestimating Tony.
It's Tony's story more than anything else.

WHITE MEN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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More than that. You become God as you have power over literally anything and can change the rules of reality. Made no sense why Tony or Banner didn't just make themselves not be damaged by using the stones first and then use it. Also you don't need to snap to use the glove like everyone does, that's just stupid. Thanos snapped his finger in the comic because it was symbolic as he said earlier that with a snap of his fingers he could half all life in the universe.

why didnt he just make it so there is simply no evil in the universe so that everyone can be happy?

Most annoying scene in the film. It might not have been so bad if it didn't just keep going and going and going like they hadn't hammered the "GIRL POWER!!!" point home enough.

the real answer is they didn't want the newest character to be the center of attention, because they didn't know how she would be received since filming on endgame ended before CM was released

What the fuck that's way better? How am I only learning about this now?

With how much it was torturing Banner to use it, I don't think one can think too clearly using it.
Banner was pushing it admittedly because he wanted to bring his former waifu back but clearly some very powerful force was blocking that so he probably had to bail from the pain and settle for the one general wish.

he's not called Thanos The Mad Titan for nothi..
oh wait

>Strange telling him to kill himself
someone make a caption

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You cant just kill all white people

She had to disappear since there's no way for anything bad to happen in the MCU when she's present. The only way for villains to accomplish anything in a universe containing the MCU representation of Captain Marvel is if she's not around since she has basically infinite power and durability.

She didn’t know about the plan and contacting her is difficult as shit. She dipped and went to help stabilize other planets after they’d decided it was hopeless to undo the damage that was done. How the fuck did you miss that?

He loses his Celestial powers at the end of Guardians 2 you retard.

It's less than 40 seconds you fucking MGTOW sperg.

it's even better because there are no rules and no tricks

>add time travel and macguffin fist to established movie franchise
>it changes everything so nothing makes sense
Every time

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>here's ypur phase 4 ma'am

Why?
Did he stop being able to tap into cosmic power because his dad is dead?
No.
Ego is able to control cosmic forces as one of the ancient universal gods.

Starlord will one day wake up and realize that he's not aging anymore.
That he doesn't actually need the helmet in space.

He's going to be cosmic tier in the MCU and be a space hero one day.

>Did he stop being able to tap into cosmic power because his dad is dead?
>No.
Literally, yes. the Celestial genes were only awoken in him because Ego was alive and close by. Did you watch the fucking movie? They mention that at the end you ADHD faggot.

>40 seconds isn't that long
You fucking retarded tranny. This shit was anvilicious as all fuck. If had just been three or maybe five female characters it would have been subtle and people would have got the point, but then, bizarrely and literally impossibly, all the women in the fucking battlefield are in exactly the same god damned place just to make some sjw bullshit point. The problem with SJWs is that they're fucking stupid. The point could have been made more authentically if it had been subtle. This scene practically picked up a woman in a giant vagina costume and beat the viewer over the head with her.

>AHHHH AHHH NOOO TRANNY AHHHH SJW AHHH AHHH AHHH
you need to relax, retard.

Nice comeback. You dumb tumblerites always implode whenever someone actually gives a real argument to deal with. The scene was done sloppily and boorishly. It had all the subtlety of a blue whale smashing into a subway train.

user, those genes aren't gone.
The energy that Ego tapped into isn't gone
It's still out there

He can tap into that energy and he more then likely will.

>gives you a real argument
You're just crying, user. Throwing a tantrum and calling everyone who disagrees with you muh tranny and muh tumblr.

Again, maybe you should take a break?

>This scene practically picked up a woman in a giant vagina costume and beat the viewer over the head with her.
That's my fetish.

No, it's gone. Why do you type like you're writing a freeform poem? Go rewatch the movie so you avoid saying dumb shit.

What is your argument? All you're doing is calling everyone mgtows and incels. Your projection is blinding.

He could've just accelerated time for a big hitter like Marvel/ Thor to decapitate Gaynos.

in the scene where all the women show up, their periods synchronized

>being this mad that fictional women stood there for ten seconds in a three hour capeshit

Don't mind that this is in the movie but there's a strange feel to it, a bunch of them have a sort of confused expression like "why are we all in this shot together? what is happening?"

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>character dies because.... he dies

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Why do I need an "argument" for? It's not like these weren't established characters, everybody in that scene has been in at least 1-2 movies in this 20 something slog of an extended universe and the magic portals don't need to make sense. You're absolutely seething over a literal minute of footage where they don't even talk or do anything offensive.

You're a sperg.

HAHA DILATE DILATE DILATE, NOW THAT WAS EPIC!

>they don't even talk or do anything offensive
Did you even SEE the movie?

I actually thought Pepper's suit was pretty neat. And I even didn't really hate Captain Marvel that much after you get past all the CANCEROUS PR Disney ran on her bullshit. Then they throw this bullshit scene in like "LOOK! THEY'RE ALL GIRLS!! DID YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE VAGINAS?!" and then literally proceed to show nearly every single fucking female character they've ever put in a Marvel movie in one gratuitous shot. But we both know how you faggots operate. If anyone says anything less than worshipful about your precious faceless corporation, you get triggered as fuck. Noone is allowed to criticize anything for any reason.

CONSUME.

Did you, schizoid? They stood there, then they all scattered around being a part of the generic mayhem action. It's not like Carol winked at the camera and went "Marvel is female, incels. I sure do hate white males heehee". Get the fuck over it. You sound painfully underage.

>Why do I need an "argument" for?
Because you're the one defending it. That's how we know you're a shill. It's one of your favorite talking points now. To pretend that your position that is pro-corporate product is the neutral one, and anyone else's is not only wrong, but evil.

The gauntlet has particular limitations in the MCU. That’s why. Duh. It’s use is ultimately limited to one clear thing at a time. However powerful or minute.

you know, little girls and teenagers might actually like these female characters...right? Do you operate with like half of a brain's hemisphere or something? Do you think YOU'RE the target for this?

Are you going to shit yourself when you see the new Charlie's Angels too?

You honest to shit, sound like a mentally-ill person. I want you to find some help and soon. It was barely a minute of footage, user. Your entire position is ridiculous.

Another of your favorite tactics. Anyone who disagrees with you is clearly mentally ill. Which should be defended because muh ablism, except when it makes a point for you then it's "lol fuck teh mentally ill". Fascinating. It's almost like you're liars who don't actually believe what you claim to and just say whatever you think will win you money.

>you know, little girls and teenagers might actually like these female characters...right?
STOP BEING PAID SHILLS ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HOLY SHIT.

So you think the mentally ill should be punished. How very enlightened of you.

kek yeah, you're really helping your case with this post user. You clearly don't type like a schizoid.

What's up with all the ablism?

I said to get help, not to be punished. Are you having some sort of breakdown?

>you're a shill if you remind some retard that these are films made for children and teenagers
It's so painfully summer in here, I wish you'd go back to /x/ or /pol/ or whatever flatearth subreddit you frequent on your off time.

So by "get help" you mean anyone with a mental issue shouldn't be allowed to share their opinions. I wonder if you feel that way about trannies?

>Are you having some sort of breakdown?
Why? Are you legitimately concerned? Because it just sounds like you're being an ablist bitch.

I'm just pointing out that you sound like you have a legitimate mental illness and being on here won't do you any favors. I'm just going to mock you more if you stay...

So maybe just take a break, bucko.

That bitch literally held the gauntlet and never thought to put it on even though she is supposed to be the strongest.

You're opinions are fucking stupid and at least 3 other anons called you a retard but for some reason, you have an inability to self-reflect on those answers, ergo you must have some sort of mental disorder or retention deficit issue.

You're a shill if you use shill talking points.

>Anything the corporation does is the default correct position, if you disagree you are a nazi and probably also crazy
>Muh girl role models. Girls have never had role models until Disney took over the MCU.
>UGH! You are NOT allowed to ever criticize anything made by the company that pays me to post on this site!
So, just out of curiosity. What would you consider to be a valid criticism of the MCU? We're no longer accepting "You're crazy" or
Ad Hominems as answers. Real answers time now.

Yeah, you're mentally ill for having this much of a gripe with fictional women standing there and saying absolutely nothing for 40 seconds.

>I'm just going to mock you more if you stay...
Because that's what you should do to anyone with a serious mental illness right. Does Disney know you're being this anti-woke on its behalf? Would you like me to report your posts to them?

>What would you consider to be a valid criticism of the MCU?
Any criticism with substance, not just you having a complete meltdown about imagined shills and women standing there doing nothing because you have very obvious sensibilities.

What is your actual criticism other than ad homs though? Because all I've seen are red herrings and ad homs in response. You all just ignored the point.

Do you not know where you are or something?

For 40 seconds. For comparison, Doctor Strange's entire combat scenes outside of his own movie probably equal less than that in the entire MCU. This was one scene.

You don't have a fucking point. There is nothing to "ignore". You're pissbaby upset about the most pathetic thing possible.

Come on, man. Take a break.

>Any criticism with substance

SUCH

AS?

The point was that it lacked subtlety and was overdone and therefore sickening in its attempt at forcing its point onto the viewer.

I don't speak autist, so I'm not sure what your point is. Most of the characters in that scene are more developed than Strange was.

>therefore sickening in its attempt at forcing its point onto the viewer
lol, which is what exactly? That female characters exist and do things? Holy fucking yikes, I have to be baited here.

Who the fuck was this gawky teenager?

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Pepper Potts as a combatant and the Bug Girl just standing there are more developed than the Sorcerer Supreme?

Yes, now you're getting it. These same characters showed up during the movie. They didn't need a vanity shot. If you think that riding a fucking pegasus into battle cutting down space ships isn't cool enough for a female character that you need to get all the tits in the movie into one shot, perhaps it's YOU who has the mental hang-up. Perhaps you should be self-reflecting at how you only see women as props, not actual characters.

I was wondering that too.

Just looked it up though:

lowyat.net/2019/185108/random-kid-avengers-endgame/

>Pepper Potts as a combatant and the Bug Girl just standing there are more developed than the Sorcerer Supreme?
Pepper has been in 3 Iron Main movies, Mantis has been in 3 movies also; 2 Guardians and Infinity War. Nobody gives a fuck about Strange, his movie did mediocre and the character in the MCU is boring. Fuck off with your bullshit already.
>wahh wahhh they didn't need a vanity shot
This is capeshit you dumb /pol/nigger. Every character for the last decade now has had a vanity shot.

Go back.

It came to me while the page was loading and the title was, "kid" not teenager. Neat little touch.

>perhaps it's YOU who has the mental hang-up.
I'm not the one crying about a scene in capeshit.
>you only see women as props
your entire complaint, revolves around how women have do only do/ say specific things on your checklist in order to be on screen.

>Pepper has been in 3 Iron Main movies
Yeah doing fuck all.

>Mantis has been in 3 movies also
And in this one she literally just stood around.

>Nobody gives a fuck about Strange
Who the hell do you think you're dictating what comic book movies should be to??

Still waiting for you what you literal shills would consider a VALID criticism of the MCU (other than hating on Doctor Strange because a "fucking white male").

Is a cosmic cube a wishing box?

Everyone loves Doctor Strange, what are you smoking.

No, you just defend the MCU uncritically to the death of your paycheck.

>your entire complaint, revolves around how women have do only do/ say specific things on your checklist in order to be on screen.
Straw men and red herrings won't save your bullshit status quo zombie non-argument. The scene was shit. It carried on too long and it lacked any sort of authenticity. It was literally just a "look at these freedoms" shot. It was shit. You can't deal with it because you're a dumbass shill. You are wrong. It is okay to be wrong at times.

>What is real life mixed with cinema and contracts

He's a white male. Shills are contractually obligated to hate him until a month or two before his movie drops.

>everyone is a shill wahh wahh wahh
Why do I need to engage in your obvious dodge about "other criticisms" of the MCU because you're the one crying about a stupid fucking scene?
>you hate Strange because he's a white male
nice strawman, retard.

You do sound mental.

absolute fucking yikes, imagine being this upset about a single scene.

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>Why do I need to engage
To validate your histrionic opinion, you retarded tranny. You don't get to apply standards to others you don't intend to follow yourself then get taken seriously.

Doesn't work that way.

...not enough to watch his movie I guess.

Actually wasn't that upset by it. I just thought it was stupid. What upsets me is that Yea Forums has been sunk into the abyss by a stupid fucking nip that allows literal paid advertises to pretend to be genuine posters with organic opinions. This entire fucking board is shill cancer.

I don't think you know what histrionic even means. It's like you're having an internal argument with yourself, in your head and every now and again, you blurt something out.

Please get some help.

>I wasn't upset, I just spend an insane amount of time crying about it
>people with dissenting opinions not like mine are literal paid advertisers

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I just said what I was bothered by. Try paying attention instead of throwing a tantrum for once.

>no u
nobody that has called you a fucking retard, is "muh paid shill" or a tranny boogeyman.

Still waiting for that "valid criticism" of the MCU (impossible mode: no white male criticism allowed). I'll probably be waiting until I die of old age.

Because RDJ didn't want to make marvel movies anymore.

It was a very successful movie though.

Except that you are. See:

Not a single faggot in this thread has even brought up white males though. You've been baiting me, it's too on the nose now.

he looks so weird without that costume

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I'm not that user, there are 56 posters here you stupid turboautist. Imagine being as paranoid as you?

>Why didn't he just let Captain Marvel make the snap?
Thanos used the Power Stone to punch her out of the film

Doctor Strange is still a white male, despite your wishes.

Not by Marvel standards it wasn't.

>You have confused me for another NPC
All you villagers look the same.

So... is Iron Man, Thor, Cap America, Guardians of the Galaxy failures aswell?

>devote less than a minute of a 3-hour superhero punch-fest to showing off female heroes(the best of whom still gets punked by Thanos anyway)
>still mad about it over a year later

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There you go having arguments with yourself again.

Strange was what, phase 3? They couldn't pull high numbers with a phase 3 standalone?

>Doctor Strange BAD
>Um, excuse me sweaty, GIRL POWER!!!
Hmm...

now this, is epic.

Sure is funny how nobody said either of those things.

Except you(s) said both.

despite my directions.

Doesn't believe in taxes

It was some totally random superhero (for plebs like me who never read a comicbook), no cameos from established characters and not (yet) connected to any plotline from that period. I think it did pretty well (although cucumber guy helped a lot with that). Not to mention when it comes to marvel movies, it was the most "unconventional" one.

Feel free to show me, faggot.

>Controlling reality is only 1 of 6 of its power.
>Not a wish granting genie.
Come on man. If you cant follow the plot of even a kids movie then maybe just fucking die?

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Sure.

Doctor Strange BAD:
>Nobody gives a fuck about Strange, his movie did mediocre and the character in the MCU is boring. Fuck off with your bullshit already.

And the "muh girl power" bullshit is literally everyone making excuses for an objectively groan-inducing scene because it has vaginas in it.

why didnt the crystals fucking vaporize him?

I didn't say he was bad, I said he was boring and nobody gave a fuck about what he did in Infinity War/Endgame.

As for your obsession with the 40 second scene, all that multiple anons keep saying to you, is that you're complaining about nothing and acting like a pathetic retard in the process.

You really should stop posting.

>I didn't say he was bad, I said he was boring and nobody gave a fuck about what he did in Infinity War/Endgame
>This stupid scene is good and you're bad for not liking it
Amazing how you believe you can speak for everyone else. It's almost like you're just a dumb, entitled twitter bitch.

BTW, show yourself out of anything to do with comics. They're not for you.

lol first I was a tranny, then a tumblr, then a paid advertiser now I'm twitter? What else? Am I rebbit too you big retard?

>we are talking about the comics

I honestly think you're mentally ill for complaining this hard about a scene that wasn't even offensive to anyone.

Who said you aren't all of the above?

Quiet now. These movies aren't for you.

that's anime as fuck

Still thinking you have the right to speak for everyone. Go die in a fire now.

>muh gatekeeping
We aren't talking about the comics, autist.

>Um, comic book movies are for people who hate comics, sweaty
Lol this has been funny since the MCU started. Also retarded since it started.

As much as it makes infinitely more sense than Tony doing it, I couldn’t imagine how pissed everyone would be if she took out Thanos and there was no loss or consequence. They were fucked either way and killing Tony was their best option.

Nobody said that either.

I just want you to understand that normal people don't actually have these sorts of gripes...

she is not cute enough to wield the gauntlet

Oh boy it's the "normal people do X" thing (which is the opposite of reality). Does every corporation hire the same three assholes?

No, of course not. You lie about it. You try to make it seem like it's some other argument, but there isn't one. Ever since the MCU started you've been trying to pull this bullshit of separating comic movies from comic books and defaming anyone who likes comic books. It's not working.

Do you think it's normal to have complete spergouts because female characters stood in a line for a capeshit vanity shot, user? Do you think you represent "reality"? Be honest with me.

Take your meds, I'm out.

Good riddance.

Uh fuck jannies, fuck Yea Forums, fuck shills and fuck hiro.

>Why didnt he just wish to be immortal?
Because his contract was up. Do you guys think capeshit is real or something?

Proof Ironman shits all over Batman with one snap.

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So how will Loki get into the main timeline again?

>Good riddance.
Now if we could only get you to cry so hard you leave

>only a godlike giant dwarven race with millenia of knowledge on blacksmithing could make a gauntlet that could utilize the stones
>somehow a human with only 10 years of current technological experience made nanomachines that could harness their power

Im gonna have to go with a yikes on that one

Tony's kinda like Megaman, or at least his technology is. He touched the gauntlet and he's wearing a nanomachine suit. He probably copied how it works. Also considering the consequences (Hulk looking like dogshit and Tony dying) after using it, it wasn't a perfect copy.

user, a lot of the MCU falls apart if you for one second think about how control RDJ is given.

Same. Movie had several plotholes.

why did he literally have to snap his fingers? why did thanos "need" to snap his fingers what the fuck was the point of the "snap"?? why did he need to remove the punching stone to hit captain marvel so hard? why couldn't he use it's power while it was on his gauntlet? what the fuck is the point of the gauntlet anyway? is this movie literally written by monkeys?

Nah bro, it is a complete plothole. No way a human being can make mini robots that can equal the power of a dead star. His armor has always been a plot device since IM2

>Why didn't they fly to modor

Tony Stark actually died from a broken heart. He'd rather be taller.

humans are not strong enough to wield the stones at full power, watch the other films shithead

>this is no time at all
thanos uses the gauntlet without the retarded snap
>the good guys attack him in space
>for some reason he can't use his powers because there's a blanket on his palm

>he gets the stones EZ PZ after time travelling
>for some reason he can't do anything unless he snaps his fingers
>literally has to remove the punching stone to hurt captain mary
nice try but this movie is fucking retarded

He doesn't. It's just a movie thing. In the comics he snaps for show when he kills half, but he doesn't have to. He doesnt need to close his hand either. In the original story just putting the completed gauntlet on makes you god. You dont have to do anything to do anything.

This is a Thanos 5 years younger who never had an inifinity stone before

This thread is retarded and you should all feel ashamed

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Did they REALLY needed to return all the stones? Time was the only one actually being used, the others were all lost

>You dont have to do anything to do anything.
this is literally how marveldisney writes their movies.

>not just wishing you were Captain Caveman

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he's a misogynist

Hanna Barberra EU when?

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no its just a magic glove that grants wishes
>the state of capecucks
read a reap book nigger not your funny books

I mean before that after she got the gauntlet from Peter.

The original line in this scene was "Suck it, Grimace" and it wasn't until it was in post and an editor said "Uh... why doesn't he say I am Iron Man?" that they called RJD back and reshot it.

Think about that.

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wow an actual fucking retard

based kelly

you know that comic is satirical, right?

she is fucking boring. all the new characters are boring and scream diversity hires. only redeemable ones are ant man and he wont get much screen time.

Yeah tell me more about the science behind a glove with six totally not magical stones that can erase half of life in universe and works on fingersnaps (very exclusionary towards octopus like species)

Ant Man was pretty cool in the movie.

dr strange is cool. but having him front and center is bad cause he is so strong.

index? wtf? i can't even produce any audible noise when i try with my index
i can easily snap with my middle and apparently my ring finger now also

>impossible
I just did it and it's about the same as my middle fingerb

use the time gem as the hulk to get the glove from tony and then snap thanos again. I'm smarter than tony, the hulk and the nigger girl.

He looks strange you mean

Because the whole point of him snapping (when they could totally win conventionally after getting the gauntlet away from the guy who can't fly) was stop the bloodshed quickly. In the minute or two he would have taken to get it to Carol, and instruct her on its use, dozens could have died.

Captain Marvel was keeping him from closing his fist, which he needed to do to use stones in the gauntlet. Pay attention.

it's the usual trope with Tony Stark. He just instantly figure shit out

>use the time gem as the hulk to get the glove from tony
>implying one stone can undo a six stone snap when six stones couldn't undo the black widow soul stone sacrifice
every time someone has a 'better' solution to the end it ignores everything established about how this shit works
it wouldn't be so annoying if the posters weren't so sure of their retarded ideas

>godlike
>dwarfs
full retard already, but let's continue
>dwarf makes a gauntlet that doesn't hurt you until you snap away half the universe
>tony stark makes a gauntlet that starts killing you as soon as you put it on
Tony's glove was clearly much shittier

>snapping wasn't the plan when Captain Marvel was conscious
it HAD to have been, as strange said there was only ONE scenario in which they would win

she is so far up her own ass she couldn't possibly do it

>use your stones to give yourself a stronger body before actually killing yourself with it
Are they fucking retarded?

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bc the idea that iron man is willing to die to save the whole universe is just more poetic and there isnt a better way to end his storyline than that.

why didnt the snap target trannies

But it can wipe out half of the universe? If immortality is such a big concept for this INFINITY Gauntlet why not something close to immortality, like invulnerablity?

I wish for regeneration like my buddy hulk! Isn't ironman a genius? You know what? Fuck it. I want a body like Thanos's after I saw how these stones fucked up my buddy Banner.

>Why didn't he just let Captain Marvel make the snap?
Because Yea Forums incels had complained

We are dealing with the concept of fucking infinity. Audiences are given that idea that fucking infinity (anything!) is in the palm of your hands. But no. It seems you can barely do jack shit with this thing. Better call it the annihilater gauntlet instead as it can only destroy things for some fucking reason.

no it isnt shut up zoomer

test

>it's literally from The Onion

icles

who are you talking to?

You ever notice how in the space themed movies, especially the Guardians movies, technology is both very advanced and also really shit? They've mastered intergalactic travel, but they are amazed by a machine that can hold 3,000 songs. A lot of the handheld tech always looks like it's cobbled together and shit.

It really just seems to me like when you spec for space travel in Civilization games, and you ditch literally every other unnecessary technological research that doesn't lead to space travel tech.

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>This entire fucking board is shill cancer.
And yes, you are here :^)

>A guy making a reactor ark in a cave is believable but this... THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!

I JUST entered the Big Boys club

It was a really, really good movie, barring captain girl that looks shohorned

Very cool moments, rounding plot, and I really fucking like Thor in the guardians of the galaxy.
Adds an amazing dinamic with the team.
I don't know if it's in the comics, but it's genius

You'd have to really give that one a think.

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Incels literally believe anyone cares about this shit site enough to actually pay people to post on it. You fucking retards are delusional lmao.

they wrote themselves into a corner. There i said it. you win. happy?

This is how everyone can now your a newfag, dipshit
The Yea Forums traffic numbers are public

You have delusions of grandeur. Yea Forums is literally just the containment board for people too retarded and mentally ill to post on reddit

Do you personally believe Disney is shilling on Yea Forums? Here? Right now?

retarded fucking movie, retarded fucking genre, only literal faggots and feminine "men" watch this garbage.

s a g -

>why does a movie series with absolutely no stakes choose to end with an easily avoidable death

I don't know ask all the retards that threw their wallets at a movie screen.

>119564812
>119564826
>I come here just to tell you your films are shit and muh taste is superior
>I'M MORE MATURE THAN YOU!!!

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If you married goop you'd want to end it too.

>the real answer is they didn't want brie larsen to be the center of attention, because they didn't know how she would be received since while touring for CM brie was a total fucking unlikeable cunt

ftfy

I thought he could at least transform himself to Hulk tier stature before snapping.
Now I think that the power required to do anything close to that would kill him before the effect even mattered.

Because he's a father.

Studio didn't want to deal with the hordes of angry incels bitching for an infinity (heh) and Brie was graceful enough to let them have their ebin capeshit moment.
It would have made the most sense tho, yes.

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>Why didnt he just wish to be immortal?

If RDJ signed a contract extension that is exactly what they would have wrote. He didn't so they wrote that a guy that can figure out time travel in an evening didn't think of the most obvious thing ever.

Followup question

Why run the gauntlet with the time stone in it across a raging battlefield? You know, rather than just stopping or reversing time with it.

Bonus followup

Rocket used an infinity stone before by doing the hands across america thing to share the burden of a stone... why didn't he speak up and say that's how he survived the first time rather than just have the hulk do it solo?

this. my first thought was 'do they even know each other?'

>snap
>seahawks with the ball on the 1yd for the game
>int

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His power level is over 9000

what's gmh. ffs there's always another acronym when you think you've seen them all

The reality stone just transmutes things, it doesn't literally control all of reality. If this were the case you wouldn't even need any of the other five stones.

"give me head"

The funniest thing is Amazon "shills" think there are Disney shills, Disney shills believe there are Netflix shills, Netflix shills think there are Brazzers shills and so on. It's like mass paranoia.
Yea Forums must be a shill goldmine.

absolutely YIKES

What?

goop is great

But the falcons loss was much more embarrassing and makes it seem like there was an actual snap.
>up by 4 tds
>*snap*
>oh dear god they lost in embarrassing fashion

Get a girlfriend, man.

Why didnt he just wish to be taller?

Better question, why didn't they just use the time stone to resurrect Tony? I mean, it was literally right there as he was dying, and Thanos did this exact thing in the last movie

Also what prevents them from just going back in time and assembling the infinity stones again once another villain pops up, so they can just snap it out of existence?
Why doesn't the Hulk or someone strong enough just go back in time to the exact moment Tony snapped to do the snap for him so that Tony survives?
Why can't they just go back in time, save Natasha, have her live out her life, and then time stone her to a young age and send her back to jump down that cliff when she is already on her deathbed after a nice and fulfilling life?
Why can't they just Time Stone Steve to being young again?
This is why you don't introduce Time Travel with no limitations, not to mention that its also a fountain of youth and way to assemble reality warping powers whenever they please

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yeah it was pretty bad when she killed og thanos in the beginning too

huh?
it wasn't a plan it was spontaneous act of Tony that Strange knew about

let's be honest the first thing he would have wished for was to be taller

>I... AM... IRON MAN
>*snaps*
>doesn't change into iron

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If that happened, then their current timeline would no longer exist. They would never have gone back for the stones, the stones would not have found their way back to their original timeline thus dooming that timeline.

Cause then he would open up the Dead Zone and get thrown in.

They could've done cut shots of all of them fighting, but they had to go with the cringe all in one shot choice.

they could have spend 5 min on coming up with some actual smart move for some of them to do
none of them did anything cool or interesting except for being there, and captain stronk is stronk because she's stronk
they couldn't even make the headbutt tanking satisfactory, just ridiculous like she was hit with a balloon

The most retarded thing is it's not supposed to have a physical weakness, nor is it supposed to be activated with a snap. You're supposed to put it on and become an unbeatable God that can change reality at will without snapping.

To be fair, they established that the stones fuck up beings that aren't somehow super powerful. Dunno why they fucked up the Hulk, though.

I thought the line originally was
>Eat it, Barney

The timelines are already doomed because of all the mistakes Captain made while returning the stones.

no it was beings that weren't mentally strong enough would go mad.