Is this a good deal, lads?

Is this a good deal, lads?

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Is this the future? We just subscribe to everything even food?

Good deal but hard finding a cicis

We already have house subscriptions.

Is this the same kind of "unlimited" that a lot of cell phone data plans advertise?

*limit one pizza per week

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Olive Garden has been doing it for a whole now since 2015 if i recall correctly

cici's still exists?

>drink not included
>have to physically be at the restaurant to order your pizza
they'll milk more out of you in drinks than you could possibly eat in $200 of dough and cheese which are cheap fucking ingredients to begin with
drink margins are where it's at

I remember when they had a buffet for $4.

as long as you go more than twice a month?

What's the catch? I could eat $200 of pizza in a week.

Well, it costs like dimes to make an extra large pizza so yeah.

Do you need to have an address to apply for this? Otherwise they will go bankrupt.

>cicis
Yes.

can't you buy a liter of soda and bring it to the restaurant?

Olive Garden has basically the same offer and they're not out of business.

Eventually Im just gonna buy myself the "basic lifestyle" subscription so they can add me to a list of subscription services that provides all that for me

200$ all you can eat for a whole year? I would pay that a month, especially at olive garden.

Yes, but they charge a $2.50 un-screwing fee.

I think it's a lifetime pass for $500.

Probably need an address and they have a limit on how many they can get a day. Like five or something.

I've never been to a Cicis before, but I assume it is even worse than most chain places.

Meal kit subscriptions already exist. These deals don't last though, because the people that buy them WILL abuse the hell out of it and eat 10x that price.

water is free and that's all you should be drinking anyway

I don’t think that’s legal

Good Fucking luck with that

nice

Honestly it's not bad. Not great either. Better than little caesars for sure.

/biz/ here, it works on the same principle as planet fitness. They don't expect that many people to show up. In fact if everyone who had a planet fitness membership showed up at the gym RIGHT NOW there wouldn't be enough room for the half of them.

They are counting on people to buy the pizza pass and then forgetting about it later down the line. Also wendies had a similar deal with ice cream, but sold it in limited quantities. i think it was the safest one yet.
Now if you'll excuse me i have to AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH at my ETH dropping

>Drink not included
>One pizza per week
>Only at select locations
>You May be denied during peak hours


HOW IS THIS NOT FALSE ADVERTISING?

Based. Or bring a drink from home.

Isn't that how fine print works?