Strange merchandise thread

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god that fucking nutsack thing gives me the creeps
if i lived in brazil or wherever they have those buses with the mascots i'd kill myself at 8 years old

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Urkel-O's

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Someone ate these

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Transformers: The Pen

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this was very funny to be honest, i rode that train a lot of times when i was young. i was there when one of the guys got hit by a car and broke his two legs

youtube.com/watch?v=xkpVWd1VrrQ

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probably a fat person

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>token girl
fucking kek

Heh

For a split second I thought it was tie-in merch to Whiplash the film.

Now there's a cereal I can get behind.

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FARFOUR

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>people still post obvious plant pics in these and knockoff threads
obvious
plant
Get it?

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It's just like the Matrix.

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why is an o shape so popular for cereals

Own the collector's edition of the hit motion picture, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, now!

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kids can't choke (as easily) on something with a big hole in the middle
that's why candy lifesavers are called lifesavers

And don't forget to pick up a costume of the breakout character of the year, Electro, for your offspring!

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I have several questions.

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that's just a vagina how did they get away with this? even has a clit

Display it loudly and proudly.

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I remember this! It was actually pretty good.

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I know a dude who had that phone. I personally witnessed him pull chicks TWICE because of it.

My burger? I take it black, and no sugar.

He was actually a chad in the novel, which this toy is based off of.

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kek

The Legend Lives

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Nothing beats the Star Trek Helmet

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Every single thing about this box is excellent.

Jesus, I remember seeing this in stores as a kid. Deja vu.

>Dontcha just love Halloween?

Didn't this give people green shits?

I feel the strangest nostalgia looking at that. Don't know if I had it, or if I'm recalling my birth.

Life Savers were named as such because they looked like an actual lifesaver, you retard. The hole bullshittery about it being beneficial was a marketing ploy like literally every other product made in that time period, to stand out and seem like a cut above the competition. It's snake oil salesmanship at its core.

Is that even what the Matrix phone looked like?

This was the best whopper Burger King ever made
This made my shit green for a week

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can confirm as a fat fuck

Well there's your answer

Does it function as an actual broom?

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Jeff Goldblum should have keep his haircut and sunglasses from the first movie in JP2.

No, but it functions. That much is certain.

>Hot Toys
L FUCKING MAO

I thought that was Boomer wojak from the thumbnail

I owned this as a kid and still have it lol. I always assumed they were too cheap to cast a fat mold.

>it rubs my robot dick every time you take a piece

Aren't they just the regular tiny oranges with Star Wars branding?

Yes. No clue what that guy is talking about. I guess he likes tangerines

these pens are really cool

>Some kid out there has stuck this up his butt

underrated

I had that, it was cool. The movies suck after the first one but the toys were still cool.

A bully magnet and head protector conveniently in one package

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cool how it's printed with the outline of Foxx's BBC visible

SPACE FUN
HELMET

Tangerines are the only good Star Wars merchandise.

Yo, the kid's not black
That won't fly

>look this up on ebay
>new in box going for $2,500
jesus

same difference you cunt

MASTAH WAYNE

they don't work though

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Brilliant desu

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SPOCK

Yoda's poop, haha !

How'd they get away with it?

Drink a ton of blue Gatorade and watch what happens

>Printed bulge on a children Halloween costume
I've officially seen it all.

I got one of those for Christmas around the time of the first or second movie

God I fucking hate this image. Maybe don't be late for once and you could have got one Tyrone.

that cups so clean id feed out of it

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Dune: The Colouring Book

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What's an ogre load?

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>Black Panther came out, but Ypipo are still alive
Will we never have justice?

>yfw I bought all this stuff

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I remember watching this show, but the only thing I remember about this show is Pamela's boobage.

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>green shits
There's a McDonald's St. Patrick's milkshake that does that. idk about the Vader burger.

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Do his stabilizers make him weigh less?

The Duck Dynasty one was better

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It's beautiful...

I think he's described as a nerdy computer analyst-type in the book

>Look mom, I'm SPOCK

>It's snake oil salesmanship at its core.
But it works

I can't remember, were there any really great exclusives on the Gameboy Color?

GET IN THE EVA, C3P01

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None a dis, none a dis flushes correctly.

I ate C-3PIOs as a kid.

Vibrating toys, for girls!

So that's what would have happened if I'd invented the finglonger

Oh jesus that brings me back. My friend had one of those and his kids LOVED drinking from that.

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it was a different time

the greatest music video of all time

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yoooou can

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>Capt Murica
Meh, cap looks ok. Not great, but okay
Upon zoom his face looks Black tho? I guess this series of figurines was made with Infinity War 2 in mind.
>Popeye....?
Popeye head.. with the body of Saitama? Kek
>F, of the chub-chub cheeks, (F)irst Herald of the Abyss
what the FUCK is that thing
>Spiderman, wearing white gloves
ok
>The disembodied head of the hero formerly known as Ben 10
F

The characters printed on the box packaging are actually even more bizarre and inexplicable, somehow.
>Popeye(???), The Undead Ice Lich
>A fucking clown.
>The Mask guy, in the present day???

The inclusion of The Mask makes perhaps the least sense of anything there

Open wide.

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Is that an official Phantom Menace dilator?

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It should only come well done