>11 rookies playing red-hot out of the gate
>1 early surprise from all 30 teams
>Lindor sends Mets to first walk-off win of '22
>Adductor strain lands Cobb on 10-day IL
>Injuries: Altuve, Trout, Tatis, Harper, Walker
>Freeland agrees to 5-year extension with Rox
>Zombro ready to rejoin Durham for first time since comebacker
>The best slugger of the past 3 years is WAY under the radar
>Suzuki makes more history, unleashes yet another skill
/mlb/ Suckin and Fuckin Edition
First for Kubs and the Ku Klux Klan
crased
fuck em n suck em son
Glad my Mets have Max Scherzer instead of the bum gerrshit cole
Rocktober is coming
doyers
It's OUR fucking year
>my Giants getting no-hit
>just had some ice cream
>cracked open an ice cold bottle of seltzer
life is ok boys
I have it on good authority that Trevor Bauer would insist the girls he met on Instagram refer to themselves only as Garret or Lil Coley Holes.
rip, was good tho Scherzer
Man I just killed about a pound and a half of prime rib with some proper home made horseradish sauce. I’m gonna take a solid Kershaw tomorrow, mark my words
he's getting dinged here and there early in his deal. just imagine how fun it's going to be shitposting in the coming years.
just make sure to wipe your Logan Webb with some Brandon Belt
Imagine a world where David Ortiz is in the hall of fame but Pete Rose, Roger Clemens, and Barry Bonds aren’t.
Fuck you however in the last thread that mentioned scherzer throwing a no hitter
More like cocktober
it was me and you're dumb af thinking that matters
Why would the MLB keep Barack Obondsa out of the Hall of Fame?
ortiz dindu nuffin hes a good boy
Fucking Sandoval really is Heaney 2.0
Something doesn't go his way, he loses his cool and goes to shit
FUCK
also
WHY WOULD YOU RUN ON TUCKER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck you bitch
it did :(
someone in the stadium read your comment on his phone and yelled something that got in scherzer's head
Scherzer couldn’t even no hit his wife
Heaney is elite now that he’s with a real club, Sandoval needs to get out of that drug degen Angels culture
>walking Kurt Suzuki
makes sense. I apologize.
Quads of truth. Not even Gay-Rod deserves to be there as well.
Is Cole done? He looks like Gaylord Perry without his spit.
Teams should sell this as a service. Why can’t I pay $20 to a guy with a bullhorn to remind Scherzer that he sucks?
>mad at the rox
Yes, you put it perfectly
Yes, Yankees overpaying for past performance a tale as old as time
Gaylord Perry’s birth name was Faggotini Suckemov but he changed to something more reasonable
love this two colored eye psycho nigga like you wouldnt believe
>Old man Scherzer at 94 pitches
>no one warming in the pen
mest still cray cray
Let's all just please have a moment of silence for Tom Seaver
Same bro
Tom “Beaver Cleaver” Seaver
the ass was phat
gonna miss Scherzer and Votto when they retire
Holy shit hold the presses
Angels got a call
Cubbie Bear! He's so hot!
Scherzer is the last based pitcher
based ump
tucker out
Is this from a hentai?
Mets are based. Only team that still lets pitchers pitch.
nestor is based
It's from a slice of life anime (based on the true story of my life)
I just ate a froz'roni'za
I wonder what is Ohtani's favorite hentai
Discipline obviously
Be honest with me /mlb/, is there anything ANYTHING at all that can be gleaned about a team or even player not even 10 games or even 20 games into the season? I mean look at last year's World Series winner for fuck sake. What is the point of judging by performances now if even any?
Ohtani is pure and not for sexuals
>regular stream isn't working
guess its time to die
Massive
Fault!
You make a good point
>seltzer
Did you pull it out of your purse?
you need to know how you're doing early to be able to make moves by the deadline
Guys, Trea Turner is a LOT cuter than Corey Seager.
>me staring at a BBC