Look who I ran into at the mall today Yea Forums
Look who I ran into at the mall today Yea Forums
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before all the manlet shitposting arrives I'd just like to say imagine the footjobs.
Did she walk on you after?
Same species
who is he ?
>no matching google image results
You've done alright fren.
if you block out her face except the eyes, you will see she is mortified by this loser. she was good in cloverfield movie
Crackhead DSP
me on the left
>No matching results in Google Images
>good reverse image search is the end all be all for a picture to be completely original
Where did you meet here, manlet user?
harold's son? nice.
Before anyone makes fun of me.
Im not short im 5'6 and she was wearing 6 inch high heels. She said she wouldn't take them off for the photo.
why is he sweating?
>Im not short im 5'6
thread over
>not short
>5'6
>not taking them off with your mouth
gay ass nigga
Who's the actress?
what did he mean by this?
Was she alone
What did she smell like
>Fat Richard Hammond
Was she nice? What she doing there? I
>implying you wouldn't be sweating bullets if you met debicki in the flesh
She's so tall bros
Yes she was very friendly, and I dont know what she was doing just shopping is my guess, and yes, she is very tall in person.
that's not sweat, user
thats the shadow of his big ass snout
was her cute sister with her?
You asked her to take off her heels?
>5'6 op
>6'4 ops nose
Right is what designer humans will look like. Prove me wrong.
OP it's ok to Metoo her.
The women in the white behind you looks hotter
Is that a merchant?
Is that jennifer lawrence or captain marvel?
>literally sweaty
Come on, man. You're making us look bad.
Good bait
post yfw you realize that's just the shadow from his head and not sweat
>Im not short im 5'6
>Standing close to an actress with a dyke haircut and putting your hand on her in the #metoo era
user, you're going to get fucked by the cops. You'll know what it's like to be a black man who stared at a white woman's ankle in 1950's alabama
>asked her to take off her shoes
Nice. You are forgiven for being short.
El goblino
incorrect
I want 500 clones of every woman above a 7 dumped into the street. No possessions. No clothes. Just drop them onto the general population like a food-aid palettes.
This would absolutely crash the pussy market. Women would have to beg men for glances. Feminism? Destroyed.
This isn't the only way to save western civilization, but it's the best way.
5 out of 10
How do you manage to get mogged by a woman OP?
why is her neck so long
Sounds like the plot to that comic book Girls.
I like that my idea is self-evident.
get your hands off my wife
Girls is universally reviled for being trash created by trash creators.
I don't think you run anywhere, OP.
To be fair, outside of Germanic parts of Europe shes a giant.
Is that the soiboy opinion or the real opinion?
She's a giant anywhere in the world. Dinaric Alps women (the tallest) are 171.8cm tall on average, she's 1.9
underrated
Dumb hobbit poster kys
en.wikipedia.org
>The Lunas prefer to concentrate on female characters such as Spider-Woman, Red Sonja and their own creations, Ultra, Girls and The Sword, explaining, "Women are beautiful, smart, and strong, and we like to work on characters like that. It’s also fun to see women do amazing things like jump over buildings."[2]
Why do famous people always dress 1000x nicer than the average person? It's like the average person doesn't care they look disgusting
So whats the best pick up line OP can throw out to get a number in this situation?
Does he have a chance.
I meant compared to men.
>mad over a generic reaction image
have sex
Girl in op is literally just wearing an aladin vest and black dress .
I want her to relentlessly beat you. You are so disgusting and small that you should be beaten with great vigor.
Picking up isnt a thing, mate. And even IF it works, its not the person you want to spend your time and energy on.
I see.
>"I just shit my pants. Can I get un yours?"
tall women give me the heebies jeebies as a sub 6' manlet
there was this 6'1 woman at work that always gave me that "why are you even alive genetic trash" look, she always pretended to forget my name as well
Jesus. Talk about projection.
Tall women are ridiculously insecure about their heights dude
You should have smashed her smug face into her keyboard until she stopped moving.
I would murder everyone on Yea Forums to ejaculate inside of all of her holes
nobody would get angry either because we're all incel women haters
>I'm sure tons of men give you tons of pickup lines, so how about you pick me up for a change?
You can snag a gril that is way out of your league if they're really tall. They almost universally have really low self esteem for some reason.
Just talk authoritatively all the time and never look in her direction. She'll come to hate you, then desire you.
4'2" or 6'8" woman brains are all the same.
Sometimes I think about getting into acting, getting fit, and making it big just so I can pump my baby batter in her.
what did she mean by this?
It's because a lot of guys are scared of them like the dude I replied to. Only short women actually fall for the tall guy meme. If you're confident enough and not ridiculously short they don't really give a shit
t. 5'10
I would gladly sacrifice myself for your goal, lad.
Also, Sneed.
haha, I've banged 4 different women this year only. One more and Im at 40 since my first when I was 14. Speak for yourself, incel.
Debicki is in Italy filming Tenet
Op tall girls love short guys, like 80% gurenteed all you had to do was ask for her number bro
She sounds like a stuck-up cunt.
God, I wish that umbrella was me.
Getting fit isn't impossible. You can do it in eight months if you eat half your basal and lift every day.
Not saying it ain't hard, but definitely worth it.
>halfling meets high elf
this is probably not what Tolkien had in mind
You're not 5'6, judging from the OP pic you're somewhere between 5'8-5'9
I like that she's so white the studio has to pay a guy to preserve it.
she's sophisticated and elegant
god i would do anything to be surgically modified by lizzy's private surgeon to have no arms or legs, just stumps, so all i could do was shuffle around on all fours like a puppy and be totally dependent on her for care
Naw. He's definitely 6'2". It's documented that Dibecki is 8'4"
that guy is Ken Branagh. He does it for free.
They’re rich. They’re constantly out clothes shopping. The average person doesn’t have the dispensable income to do so. Are you a brainlet or something?
Wouldn't you?
she qt
I wonder if they can take a tax write off like models do.
A photoshop user should make some images of Debicki being Dethicci
holy god i got through the first issue and it's fucking garbage
reminder that The Burnt Orange Heresy is going to be screened at the Venice film festival and then TIFF
is she unironically a fucking waxwork?
also lierally who
whatever you say manlet
>dat hairline tho
mmm imagine slipping under that skirt, sliding her panties aside, and licking her clitoral hood.
excellent b8 fren well meme'd
God I want Debicki to sexually bully me
So it's true. That's how the average /tv poster looks like
Me in the back with the green shirt outside the store
Watch The Night Manager. It's unironically kino.
Whats the problem, he just looks like a normal average guy.
sorry if the pic mislead you, i'm not a lard ass. I try to, but something always interferes with it and it just never sticks.
obvious bait probably not even op. take a hike
Pretty much what I expected the average Yea Forums poster to look like.
Poor man's Kevin Smith
...
>5'6
>not short
pick one
What we need, is a kino starring Elizabeth Debicki and Gwendoline Christie as non identical twins
This.
based
>Whats the problem, he just looks like a normal average guy.
Post rare debickis
it's so hot you sen see the femlet submitting under debicki's powerful tall gaze from above