Why was it so shit?

Why was it so shit?

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Because you have no taste

t. shannon lee

Because you want to be a contrarian

I don't know what you mean, it was great.

List 5 movies you think are kino, not OP, just curious.

I had no idea who sharon tate was, know barely anything about charles manson so a huge part of this movie was just feet

Go take a shower dirty hippy

Most Tarantula movies aren't that good but he was popular with boomers who were trying to feel edgey. Taken objectively, in all his movies, the plot is cringe, and the dialogue is stilted.

Fantastic Mr Fox
Shrek Forever After
Edge of Tommorow
The Simpsons Movie
The great Gatsby

sneed

Manson brainwashed a bunch of hippie tards to go murder people to start a race war and that the black people would not only beat the odds and win, but go on to make Manson their king.
Some of those hippies murked sharon tate bc reasons.

I can't tell if you're trolling or 12

nice

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Did he really indulge in his fetish with this woman who was brutally murdered 50 years ago? I write shit like this in my crappy stories but those will never be published. How the hell does he manage to take this to the screen without any backlash?

>IM GOING TO PRAISE THIS BAD MOVIE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR MADE IT! EVEN THOUGH ITS 20 MINUTES OF PLOT IN A 3 HOUR SLIDESHOW OF BAD SHOTS AND CHARACTERS DOING TEDIOUS SHIT, I'll PRETEND TO LIKE IT AND ACT SUPERIOR EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A MAINSTREAM MOVIE MADE BY ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS DIRECTORS IN HISTORY. IM SUCH A MOVIE BUFF!

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#metoo cucked the scriptwriting

because it was a movie for men, white men. no basedniggers allowed

12 Monkeys
71
Mad Max Fury Road
Room
Saturday Night Fever

It was okay. Then Brad Pitt fucking reduced the hippie roasties into a bloody pulp and it became a masterpiece.

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based

y u mad tho
If you can't appreciate the acting in this movie, it's not for you.

Which of those aren't kino?

Cringe. Stick to capeshit then

>Saturday Night Fever
Based

>Shrek forever After
>The simpsons movie
Are you fucking joking?

Pest
The Dark Knight Rises
Man Of Steel
Coляpиc
Satantango

>hating the simpsons movie
let me guess, you're a big fan of season 11 episode 5 amirite HURRR DURR
>Thinking shrek is a meme
How many of the shrek movies have you watched? I've seen all four and I can safely say the fourth one is Kino.

Shrek is a meme
and one that only retarded zoomers find funny

Some of us actually saw the movies and dont just dismiss things because theyre referenced by people we don't like.

It's a fucking kid's movie, get over yourself.

Shawshank Redemption
North by Northwest
Empire Strikes Back
Edge of Tomorrow
Das Boot

Im not the one shitting my pants over somebody liking something I don't.

This post is extremely low quality

Much like all of your others

I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. Its 67 degrees outside and your posts are extremely low quality.

based

Despicable Me
Despicable Me 2
Despicable Me 3
Minions
An Andalusian Dog

waste of trips

You wanna talk about retarded memes assclown, why arent you sperging out at this.

Becuae its another shitty revenge porn film like Inglorious and Unchained

Tarantino hasn't made a good film since the 90s

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You're the one unironically defending this garbage movie.
also
>assclown
Grow up

>People like things I dont like
>WAAAH
>why cant you be mature like me?
do you hear yourself?

KEK nice bluff

I don't read my text posts out loud like an autist, which is what you are, so no

unironically, only virgin incels hate this movie because its about chads. have sex.

Kids, Kids
you're both peices of shit and I can prove it mathematically

because its nothing happens:the movie.

and people pretend thats what makes it good

>and i can prove it mathematically

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It's called an allusion dipshit

based, shit movie by hack director

Dude, I was giving you the benifit of the doubt, but I think reddit may be more your speed

DURRRR NOTHING HAPPENS. Why do you watch movies? Sometimes the meat of the film isn't the actual story. You fucking retard. Go watch your 22 Marvel films that have nothing of value to offer. Nigga even the little 8 year old is talking about this in the movie. "What's it about?" "I don't know, I haven't finished it yet." "Not the ending, what's happening in the story?". IIIDDDIOT!!!

Boomer nostalgiafest that nobody under the age of 60 can relate to.

>because its about chads
no one has sex in this movie, or has meaningful interactions relationships, because that means something would actually have to happen.

r/asianmasculinity on damage control lmao

i know this is bad bait, but unironically these are the arguments for this movie.
As if the movie being self aware that its worthless makes it not worthless.

Forgot pic

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The movie is about acting. If you don't care about acting you won't like the movie.

I'm not fucking baiting you retard. I can't stand when I hear "b-but nothing happened!" like some child that's waiting for THINGS to happen. There's a lot of character development in the film. If I don't like the color green I won't badly review a work of art stating my bias toward it.

Because he never made a good movie since Kill Bill.

>tfw you procrastinated seeing this and now it's not in any theatre by your anymore
some serious regret right here.

wwyd if this was the only girl that existed on earth?

Not really, that's kind of like saying you'd have to be from 1940s Germany to relate to Inglorious Basterds

No, the whole movie relies on the viewer knowing boomer trivia about Manson Family, Sharon Tate and bunch of other shit that nobody born since 1950 gives a fuck about.

nah, it's called a delusion, because you don't belong here.

There are plenty of people out there who have basic knowledge of American history. Sorry you're a brainlet with no desire to learn things.

because the director isn't good

Film of the year.

>The guy who can kick Bruce Lee's ass in your path

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