So what would you like to play?

That's why they need to redesign it so they get less classy people in there. A more approachable start, but with a way tougher endgame.
Like how people go on Ninja Warrior just to fail.

I believe we can accommodate you.

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>Saw an episode where they somehow wound up with just a single crystal and two team members locked in
>They get five seconds in the Dome
>Richard: "I'm not going to wish you good luck, it's a complete waste of time" *blows whistle*

That was the one with the massive brainlet who spent almost 2 mins just looking at the simple roller puzzle.

>I'm Jim Swintop, and I'm a systems analyst from Croyton
*falls in water*

I did the CyberDome Crystal Maze 20 or so years ago. It was kino.

You were guided around by a pixel guy with a beard and you had to do obstacle courses across different zones to get to the games, just like the show. Half the games were done on a computer at a location you were guided to and half were physical games in special rooms.

When you were done you went to the cyberdome where you'd press buttons places all around the dome instead of collecting tickets.

Objectively true.

>always used to think that they had all sorts of complex electronics to determine when to open the boxes to the crystal
>discovered it was just stage hands who'd manually open the box when they saw they'd completed the game

My childhood died that day.

and now he is a tranny, I am shocked and never saw this coming

I loved The Crystal Maze as a kid, because it seemed adventurous. Now it just seems like a shit game show shot on cheap sets. At least Fort Boyard had real tigers and shit.

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I think he only said it for publicity. He is married to a woman and has 3 children. At best all it means he likes to cross dress when he gets drunk.
I have never seen him go the full sperg tranny moaning about shit like bathrooms and pronouns. I consider them the real menace.

I always assumed he was a fag so the tranny thing was no big surprise. The shock for me was that he/she/it has a wife and kids.

should've played 'doctor who'

I'd have preferred Eddie Tudor-Pole as Dr. Who.

Fort Boyard

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

From what i have seen of him and spoken to him. He is more of a lisping drama thespian than anything politically transsexual.
I am willing to bet when he made those statements he was really defining his on screen and stage act. With the flamboyant movements and voice.
I have never seen him spaz out on twitter about "issues".

Yeah he just seems like a guy that likes to play dress up.

Either of these could have saved it. Although, maybe not if Chinball was writing it.

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i love watching old crystal maze as a looking glass back to a time before people were plugged into the giant self conscious human optimisation program called social media and you got some proper oddballs who developed in a unique environment, free of any need or even way to compare themselves to everyone else.

people were so much more unique in general.

Totally agree, tried watching the new one and its full of channel 4 comedy hacks who appear on panel shows all the time.

The one off charity special with stephen merchant was kino though

kino

Aint that the one with the midge in the sailor suit?

Mental, please
*falls in water*

Where can I ilegally stream this?

youtube

Richard Ayoade is fine, and the newer series is pretty good but needs less celebrity specials. Richard O'Brien can't be touched though.

How many people do you think there are that only know about the original because of Rocky Horror?

*deafening mass of incomprehensible screaming from teammates*

The name and place are as if generated by ai trained by Russians or Chinese

If all you got out of fort boyard was tigers then I deeply, truly pity you.
When they fell in th water in the maze you just took your eyes and laugh.
When they were doing water puzzles in the fort I got a fuzzy feeling in my down belows

Sorry user, this thread was an automatic lock in, anons you now have to decide to spend a crystal and let this user reply ever again or carry on and leave him in this thread.

>go for it
>richard scowls at the camera
>DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY GO FOR IT NEXT TIME IM DEDUCTING A CRYSTAL

Fuck him, we need all the time we can get in the Dome.

I think i get a perverse sense of pleasure seeing them panic with 5 seconds left on the clock to bang on that door. I think some of the best shots of people getting hurt is either that or the roller in the Aztec zone.

He wrote Rocky Horror you fucknugget, it was a joke.

Best post

Funniest one I ever saw was some idiot managing to get locked in despite being literally right next to the door because he wouldn't stop looking around a shelf of stuff that was clearly just decoration and not part of the challenge

Mystery tend to be the most unique, but Skill is probably the most fun to play, even if you suck at it.

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That much, is certain.

I remember how shitty the prizes were

Have a glass ball and a day at a spa down the road. Well it's a swimming pool but that's similar to a spa in a manner. Bring your own trunks.

If you mean the crystal they get, you got that only if you failed the final. The gold and silver tickets was a bit of a challenge.

Bullseye had the legendary worse prizes even if you won the game.

Or rather WHEN you failed the final, thanks to Gerald the accountant from Swansea getting his ass locked in and needing your hard earned crystal.

Here's a fucking toaster. Enjoy.

At least it was possible to win, Takeshi's Castle on the other hand was so bullshit i always felt sorry for the japs playing it.

>Craig Charles chortles at the misfortune of Japanese people for twenty minutes

Wazzuck's btfo

A mental please
*locked in*

HAND OVER THE CRYSTALS

Ah yes, the grand prize is a lamp or something

A vowel

A consonant

You have 24 gold, and 156 silver, in 20 seconds.

He is so hot! I have a crush on him since "rocky horror picture show"

COME OUT
COME OUT
COME OUT

"So, retards, let's see how pathetically you fail at these laughably easy puzzles and challenges."

His sarcasm and contempt was glorious to behold.

happy jappy chappy

>youtu.be/-U68PUwXUoQ?t=124
I love how the production team also thought the contestants were complete fuckwits.

And one more: youtu.be/sQD_idvdjXg?t=161
>tfw you will never get to repeatedly kiss some actress/extra because the shot wasn't perfect

"Deborah is 17 and works as an administrative assistant in Shropshire"

>Looks about 30