/epl/ - (Almost) Perfect Loop Edition

Harry Maguire, Mo Salah and Diogo Jota ruined pic related.

This midweek's Premier League results and fixtures:

>Tuesday 19th April
Liverpool 4-0 Manchester United

>Wednesday 20th April
Chelsea v Arsenal (7:45pm)
Everton v Leicester City (7:45pm)
Newcastle United v Crystal Palace (7:45pm)
Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion (8:00pm)

>Thursday 21st April
Burnley v Southampton (7:45pm)

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Honestly makes me sick how much people scramble around on the internet to be seen as "classy" by people they'll never meet

lads
LADS

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Could it happen?

Not even that user but I'd say it's definitely going to happen.

City will choke the league.
Chelsea are an unfocused mess.
Villarreal will get annihilated, as will either City/Real.

Nah the League is fucked. City won't drop points, they have the much easier run.

Just realized Luís Diaz an realistically win two leagues this season.

Too bad we're stupid, or else he could win the Europa League and the Champions League in the same season as well.

>City won't drop points
This, which is unfortunate.

Brighton will get a draw tommorow

>old thread got killed by Ronaldo spammers

wonder if this board will improve when he and messi retire

No it didn't. It fell off the board because it went past bump limit.

lol

Lads, I need some help for fantasy.

I need to bring Salah back in. Would you ditch De Bruyne or Son for it? Or do I take a -16 to replace a goalkeeper and 2 forwards with the cheapest?

De Bruyne still has Watford and Leeds to play against, City still trying to stay ahead but he may be rested for Champions League. Spurs are inconsistent, but Son is likely to score a few times.

Otherwise it's downgrading Maddison (dependent on tomorrow), either goalkeeper, Cucho and Weghorst to nobodies.

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would have lasted longer without the thread spam. Like half the catalogue is just united badges

are you honestly surprised given they were fucking humiliated

I feel bad for the Man Utd fans, because I remember being there.

Owned by scumbag yanks trying to milk us dry, struggling to get into third tier competitions, hiring a former legend as manager based purely on hope and dreams.

Klopp and Fenway really were a pair of Godsends.

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not sure mate

>hiring a former legend as manager based purely on hope and dreams.
at least he won something

Barely

Show me Solskjaer's managerial honours at United, lad.

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Especially when they're doing it for a rapist manchild

Dead babies are always sad and worth honoring, regardless of their parents.

No chance.

If Ole was British he'd have been knighted too

It's not even United's worst loss to Liverpool this season

>sack Ole
>Man United completely directionless

Was Ole that kid who gets pissed and takes his football home with him? Did Ole take the wheel home?

>implying they had direction under Ole either

I'M SO GLAD
THAT JURGEN IS A RED
I'M SO GLAD
HE DELIVERED WHAT HE SAID
JURGAN SAID TO ME
YOU KNOW
WE'LL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE
YOU KNOW
HE SAID SO
I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM
AND I FEEL FINE

>Sadio Mane has now scored as many PL goals as Ryan Giggs, but in 374 fewer games

A man has denied aggravated trespass and pitch encroachment after tying himself to a goalpost during a Premier League football match.

Louis McKechnie, 21, is accused of disrupting the Everton vs Newcastle game at Goodison Park, which was stopped for eight minutes on 17 March.

Appearing via videolink at Sefton Magistrates' Court, he pleaded not guilty to the two charges.

uh, we all saw him do it on live TV. how is he not guilty??

Yeah, but has Mane's girlfriend anked off a pig on telly?

He's a fucking spacker, that's why. Also interesting to read he's homeless.

he was protesting

He claims he's not guilty, that's not the same as him actually not being guilty.

>souness saying the glazers have put up the funds but got the football decisions wrong
>neville jumps up on a soapbox and launches into an anti-capitalist rant

so the owner of forest green paid a homeless tramp to get battered and humiliated. it's basically bumfights

>Man City fans boo during the silence for Hillsborough deaths
>Liverpool fans clap in honour of Ronaldo's kid dying

Mancs are scum

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raggy is so good at pointing out whats wrong with united if only there was a member of staff at the club in charge of improving it

>Liverpool fans clap in honour of Ronaldo's kid dying
That's equally as weird.

man u fans were doing the sun was right chants tonight too
grotesque city

Liverpool offered a minute's silence, but Man U wanted the 7th minute clap because of Ronaldo's CR7 brand

Both are fucking weird.

That's an odd prayer stance.

Kino

he needs more time

What is Arsewog's major malfunction?

>>Man City fans boo during the silence for Hillsborough deaths
Extremely based.
They deserved to die.

>MUNCHESTER YANITED

GG WP 2EZ NO RE

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Which players would be on your all time Afro-Caribbean English mutt XI? For me (so far) its:
James
TAA Ferdinand Walker Cole
Lennon Chamberlain Jenas Walcott

Can't for the life of me think of any strikers though.

>Jenas
Scraping the barrel really.

I remember those fuckers, they could take out 90% of your units' health in one hit.

Give me a better Caribbean mutt CM

Kalvin Philips

Kalvin Phillips

Mad that Luton will be in the Prem next season

Mad how they won't even get to the play-off final

t. seething Watfordian

Oh no, got me there.

Mad Hatters?
>Cheshire cat grin

At least it'll be a good derby next seaso-, oh hahaahahahaha!

Based!