LIVERPOOL vs MANCHESTER UNITED | OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD #4

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How has life treated you these years, You've become a more handsome man?
Yes, for me.

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What does a cute girl's armpits smell like lads

Man, can't wait to see Tifa's PS5 targetted model in part 2.

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cristiano is probably glad his son died so he could chuck a sickie on this match

I’m a very hateful person. There’s a lot of hate in my heart

do u guys watch the game on a second monitor with Yea Forums on the main, or game on main with Yea Forums on the side?, or do u got a laptop to shitpost while u watch on tv?

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addicted to tranny porn bros what do i do

liverpool cba now. time for a semen slurping second half

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>this makes the Yea Forums seethe

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shitposting on phone

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become one and post bussy

don't want any manager to dominate the league so they're compared to Ferguson, plus if Liverpool win theoretically so can >we

Business idea: give United a whiff of ballpussy

Cum

Give in. Fap to Colombian shemale camwhores. Tip them.

right click the stream and put it on picture in picture

Just shitposting. Not even watching the game.

Yes he’s the same schizo

HAROLD SHIPMAN KILLED YER NAN,
KILLED YER NAN,
KILLED YER NAN,
HAROLD SHIPMAN KILLED YER NAN,
HE’S A SCOUSER

watching game on the telly in the livingroom with the family?

Half and half on one screen

Qrd?

Go out to nature, society corrupts. Return to monke.

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You search for futa and used-condom on gelboo

I LOVE TIFA SO MUCH BROS!

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how's her bum?

oi m8 just link the vid instead of teasing like a woman

uppermost kek

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good because no hair

Post it

absolutely based user. what's the video itself like?

fuck off if you're going to keep posting this shit without providing sauce

Same b. I’m married but I keep going back. Don’t really know what to do.

Come on this can't end 2-0, no way near humilating enough

FREEEEE MYRA HINDLEY

FREEE MYRA HINDLEY COME ON!

This is the way

footy died after leicester won the league

>how this make you feel whyte boi

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Best teams in South America:
1. River Plate (Argentina)
2. Palmeiras (Brazil)
3. Millionarios (Colombia)
4. O'Higgins (Chile)
5. Penarol (Uruguay)
6. Alianza (Peru)
7. LDU Quito (Ecuador)
8. The Strongest (Bolivia)

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i live alone user

it hurts

BASED
wtf... thanks user

>That flag
>That post
Post your insta already

Noice

goddamn monkeys are creepy as fuck look at this fucker

based monkey

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Telegram.

I was expecting monke to tear her face apart

This match is depressing. Liverpool are the ones acting as if they were down by 2 and Man U players are just walking

kek

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>Millos
I appreciate it bro, but we aren't that good.

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Its there to stay
You can quit for weeks or months and you will come back to it
I don't mind though

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seriously this is awesome, how come i never knew about this before

you just KNOW

What/who is this?

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What's the difference between a she-male and a lady-boy?

1 shot on target, we can do this

Ref just having a laugh

de nada amigo

aw he ded

You guys truly are pathetic. You don't know we're letting Liverpool win so City don't win the league. Wait til Ten Hag comes in the summer and for a few more signings, and Liverpool and City will be battling for 2nd.

society is a product of humans
humans are part of nature
checkmate atheists

enough about ronaldo's kids

>liverpool not even trying to score any more goals
Gayest shit ever.

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based, used to live alone before too, was comfy but cant afford it anymore

I've seen this pattern before
Liverpool will rest for 15min in the second half, concede a few chances and maybe even a goal before bringing on jota and firmino and banging in two late goals.

Same thing

have you seriously never seen the little icon that appears on literally every video in the bottom right for this option?

Yeah but were just 1 point behind Nacional

you're on an anonymous image board already you silly sausage

I don't see Chelsea improving that much past Liverpool & City but I guess if they get Lukaku firing again then it's possible. Not sure what Ten Haag has to do with it though

One has an asian cock the other has a mans cock

>t. Rajesh from Reading, lifelong Mancunian Red Devils customer

What's the most "football" city in the country?

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nothing, ladyboy is just used more in asia

big tele in living as second monitor

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>only 2-0 against Manure at home
they're gonna bottle the league, aren't they?

Liverpool have a shit ton of important games in the next month, this is what they do every time they go a couple up

Yea but let's see how the finals go, we're going to choke one way or another especially with the shit strikers we have.

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liverpool

How is that not a card for Thiago...

a she male is a degenerate tranny from south america who doesn't pass, a ladyboy is a degenerate tranny from thailand who often passes better than actual females

someone get a screenshot of lindelof buckbreaking mane

I always thought VVD was in charge of the backline but in the last couple of weeks have realised he's not.

no, ive simply refused to learn anything new about technology since i was 12 years old, been happy living in technology age of 2007-2010. also refuse to update my ios because of this reason, i just want shit to work i dont want to learn new shti 24/7

POST IT DAMMIT

London. No question about it.

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Unironically Newcastle

Depends on who they get in as their new owner. I doubt they’ll be anywhere as good as Abramovich and his stewardship

WTF

WE NEED ANIMEEEEEEEEE

Only one way to find out

she-males are the super masculine brazilian ones. lady-boys are the qt asian ones

I'll bottle you're mum la

>hahaha we are losing on purpose so our historic rivals win the league so our city rivals don't win the league ;)

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johnny depp v amber heard is more exciting than this shit. get in
youtube.com/watch?v=nFohMXWKJNM

nice free kick lmao

pretty sure I got more steps in on my lunch break than r*shford has had all match

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>jlingz.com

watching with the missus or maybe deano and smithers is hanging out?

sheffield

super basado

Merseyside has the most league titles + european cups

Why do so many people write his name Ten Haag? This never happens with other people, that people just randomly add another letter for no reason. It’s not even remotely a complicated name either

Sheffield
Illegal to support a team not from Sheffield there.

It’s Robertson screaming at them to do as he says, or it’s the cool and collected Matip orchestrating the defence

I told you I got it off telegram and cba making webms.

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maaskantje jonguh

just because there are a load of shit teams in the capital because it's financially attractive to put them there doesn't mean it's london

jlingz.com/heh

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Similar to Den Haag innit?

which part of london can i go and not get stabbed?

GK is usually the boss

shan't be granting any more (you)s until it gets posted.

I've kept my cute baby face and twink body shape

I have seen this a few times, qrd?

definitely Sheffield

>Henderflop

But do people even know of the name Den Haag? If they’re even aware of the city they’d most likely know it as the hague

When do we get columbian traps?

The north, the west, most of the south.

Are you retarded? In what way is two narcissistic celebrities whining about each other’s dead eyed abuse interesting?

i would say sheffield
most of yorkshire in general takes football ridiculously seriously

lmao maguire is such a gormless cunt

What's this all about then?

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Charlton with 2 goals in 5 minutes

sheffield unironically

Sheffield
t. used to live there. If you don't support local you're a second class citizen

I knew right there France was going out.

>there are a load of shit teams in the capital because it's financially attractive to put them there
That isn't the case though. The football establishment of this country is and always has been in the north. London clubs had to fight tooth and nail to break up the northern giants at a time when all of the founding members of the football league were outside of London. We have the most passion, and we have the most soul, and we have the most diversity of support.

Why are you so obsessed with them? They aren't as good as brazilian trannys.

Liverpool easily. There isn't a single cunt there who doesn't support Liverpool or Everton.

Lads I'm finishing my uni session on may 1st and start the next one on may the 2nd. Feeling a bit tired desu.

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Well link to telegram group

t. woman

shemales are smug, have big cocks and would fuck you in the ass if you ask them, ladyboys are corwad faggots that love to be pounded in the ass and always have sad expressions, most of them have tiny cocks

this is what I found in wikipedia btw, I'm not talking about my experience
come on liverpool haha

wake the fuck up lads go get this 3rd and 4th

Slags post about going out on paddies day and cctv gets leaked of one being a slag.
Simple as.

FUCKING LIVERPOOL

they're going asleep just like against shitty

>Trashford

rashie lads it's unironically finished

WTF IS THAT FINISHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uni is shit, i only enjoyed the social life, the rest is trash

>Sir Rashy
>he was onside

This bitch is so fucking hot.

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grande alexis sanchez

He didn't want to transfer to another team. It's not your local championship team, MU is a big brand nanme and big companies will stop at nothing to protect their interests e.g. Michael Jordan's retirement and return, Pfizer/Moderna/Bayer and covid.

Lads lets play a game.. Guess her age and where shes from? I was shocked when I found out how old she was. She supports CSKA Moscow

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THEY JUST NEED TIME

>

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That was onside too.

Alisson saves us so many fucking times

I'm Ben Fag

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Is Rashford unironically finished?

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>The football establishment of this country is and always has been in the north.
thank you for answering the question
and by the way london broke up absolutely fuck all and didn't fight for shit
Arsenal literally bribed their way into the league and merseyside and manchester still mogs the shit out of them
granted west ham's contribution to 66 is important but that's the biggest claim london really has

Boring

She also shits the bed when angry

great finishing

yes see

Rashford is fucking dogshit. Shan't ever rate anybody from the United academy ever again.

He's been finished since the start of the season

Most soulless shot on goal ever

based

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Are you even trying

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absolutely based. I still download songs off youtube through converters. Girl I was seeing gave me shit about not using Spotify but who cares, it still works and I'm not paying shit for (((premium)))

If Rashford ends up in the World Cup squad I might just fucking lose it

Wtf What did you study, I don't have much time for anything else.

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whats your malfunction asshole?

Accurate
I prefer the former

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God it’s going to suck so much when Rashford starts for England this winter and we won’t be allowed to call him out for the shitter than he is

>Hillsbohoax

>thank you for answering the question
Having the establishment doesn't mean you have the soul.
The northern clubs have the money, the brands, the plastic customers, the billions of backpacks sold to India.
London clubs have the passion, the fight, the grit, the genuine working class fans.
Simple as.

>if
lmao

I'm sure most people have seen it a couple of times but probably aren't aware it is literally "The Hague".

Does anyone else always have trouble telling Trent and Salah apart on the pitch?

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>yfw he's arselel's 1st choice striker in 2022/23

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twitter.com/Caughtshagging/status/1514310301415530500?t=9m7_UOtfKpMUcPQq4aRNnw&s=19

>we
>tf

I understand that trashford has always been overrated but at least he would have an okay finish from time to time but ever since Euros happened, he's useless

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This fucking ref is a joke

SUBLIME

I like big cocks but I definitely don't want to be pounded by one. You guys are total faggots.

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for me, it'll be my mental breakdown you'll be able to hear for a 30 mile radius if Mings gets selected over Kilman/Tomori

AHAHAHHAHAHA OH NO NONONONONONONONONONONO

DAS IT MANEEEEEEEEE

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DE GAY

>manure
rip

mane is preddy gud

BRUH I'M TELLING YOU DE GEA ISNT FEELING WELL!!!!!

Rashford wasn't called up to the most recent England squad desu. If he continues in this form he won't go to Qatar. Even from a political angle, there's plenty of other mutts for Southgay to pick from.

Called it

they aren't even trying and they score LMAO YANITED

getting all the qweens

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DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE

>commentators grasping at every man u attack to show that they still have a chance
boring half this

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>liverpool looking so bored they are about to fall asleep
>better score another so they can enjoy their upcoming nap

MANUUUUREHAHAHAHAHHA

>literally can only hear United fans

Nice Anfield, bro

>need twitter account
fuck off

DAS IT MANE

DAS IT

Jesus christ, why. Why even be a tranny with a dick that big.

>de gay

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Dead fucking, I spit on this interracial arrangement

DAS IT

MAGUIRE USELESS AGAIN

>expecting southgate to leave out SIR marcus rashford

0.San Lorenzo

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

am I meant to know who this is?
why's everyone losing their mind ofver some slag getting bent over a car bonnet?

Clutch Mane is best Mane

DAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS ITDAS IT DAS IT

Man Luis Diaz is such a beast of a player

>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE
>MANURE

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pretty sure Rashford was dropped from the last squad. southgate would probably drop maguire too if that didn't mean he'd have to playing fucking mings

GOODNESS ME

EFFORTLESLY