Evil: *exists*

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>I just remember being freaked the fuck out by how casually they treated putting the love interests head on a robot.

Yeah, shit was great. You should get high and give it another go.

Cringe. Stop using reddit tier memes, losers.

Dog: *Remains dead because she took her sweet fucking time for some reason*

>HAAAAAYAAAH

Alita just might get her sequel bros

> alita: *exists and people like it*
> redditfags: stop hating on brie larson

>reddit tier memes: *exist*
>user: I'm about to cringe this loser's whole thread

I never had a doubt

(5 sequels)

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Literally an angel

Battle Angel
Fallen Angel
Death Angel

What will the other two be called?

So will the denial break or will it keep escalating until it is completely incomprehensible to everyone?

> no one:
> literally no one:
> not a living soul:
> vehemently no body:
> Alita: *flops*

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Motorball Angel
Snacc Angel

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Barely.

Snow Angel
Angel Cake

Beloved Wife
Stay at home Mom

Have sex

>Alita defense force thread

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I like how they’re constantly defending the movie against literally no one.

Based

Please stop associating gunnm with the god-awfu YAl movie.

this is me every time

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Sweetie, you're in one.

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Me: sneed

ALITA MEETUP WHEN? I FINISHES MY TRANSITION.

>t. knows a considerable amount about reddit
Go back.

Me: based

After reading about Groening's nasty ass feet Sneed is cringe.

I like how the movie flopped and will never get a sequel. But the completely autistic micro-fandom aren’t capable of understanding this.

well la di da mr park avenue manicure.

Holy based

Name one movie that flopped in the box office and got a sequel

lol

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Nothing trannies love more than a weird looking monster becoming a "real girl."

Austin powers.

youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

Holy shit what PS2 game is this?
Why does everything in this movie look so terrible?

You'd certainly be the one to know about that I guess.

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Gay

> 400 million box office gross
> flop

200 IQ

Absolutely based

You're a retard, it was in second place in the box office against the phantom motherfucking menace.

>man who doesn’t understand the difference between gross and net attempts to assert intellectual superiority

>ywn

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Sure thing bud.

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> man who took gen ed business course attempts to appear smarter than he actually is

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And it still struggled to break even and was considered a failure and one-off until it hit rental, and revealed there was an absolutely massive audience for it, at which point a sequel was rushed into production.

>man gets so triggers he forgets to reply to the post he’s talking about

It didn’t make enough. Bottom line. What’s the point of this image? Not even sure what you’re trying to say with it. Audience score is completely irrelevant if the movie could ever make back its total budget.

>so triggers
ESL niggers need to leave Yea Forums.

> man who doesnt realize hes so angry i dont even have to reply to him to get him to notice

>6 months after movie release
>Alita threads still in Yea Forums catalog
What?

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Then why are (you) here?

I don’t know why you bother replying when it’s so utterly obvious you’re projecting.

kino

It’s what happens when a film goes for the autistic demographic.

Reminder: flipped
Sequel: whenever

>I SAID SEQUEL FUCKING NEVER!
>WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?

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why do alita fags always swoon over alita but never rosa

We do though

>Zapan
Is their someone familiar with the manga that can fill in what happens to Zapan after Alita slashes his face off?

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Is this your first /ALITA/ thread user?

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alita is mentally challenged

That's because its from the movie (you) idiot...

*not from

What are you on about?

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>It didn’t make enough. Bottom line
Yikes, imagine believing this crap.

>Alita looks like that? Whoa. She's so hot.

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Oh no bros... OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fug, that's such a cute nose!

OP here. When you see my Alita threads, please just hide them since they're repetitive and waste your time and everyone's bandwidth.

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Fun fact, they made several different teddies for Alita and gave Rosa the choice, and she chose that one.

Cursed image, delete now

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awo :3

How is it repetitive?

Whatever the nigger made this picture needs to drown in diesel and fucking die

This meme is unbearable

>durrr there will never be a sequel

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F L O P L I T A

good luck standing at all

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>Evil: *exists*
>Alita: I'll get nude for a sequel!

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best post

Basado JEJEJEJE

dollsanddaydreams.com/blogs/news/dolls-and-daydreams-dolls-are-in-the-new-alita-movie

They asked this lady to make several dolls which all appear in Alita's room.

>youtube comment template

Kill yourself unironically.

stay safe cyberpupper

>Are those oranges over there?

she doesn't even get nude in the manga

>The movie was okay.
Yep. I too thought it was okay.

>Oi Mastah Wayne

welcome to hollywood.

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>Jimbo
>allowing Hollywood to desecrate his waifu
Not gonna happen

>No, Aliter, dose a tangerinesh

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>it's another discordfag circlejerk with the same images
HOLY FRIGGIN BASED!

Is there any significance to that logo on her shirt?

He gets saved by some qt3.14, pretty much gets a happy ending for a while, then he sees Alita again and gets triggered, accidentally kills the qt3.14 (qt3.14 is the daughter of the old man with cyberdogs) and goes to find and kill Alita, Alita and dog guy stomps him, then Nova finds his pieces and puts him in berserk body, he goes haywire, epic fight with alita, finally dies

>(you)
Do you think you're fooling anyone?

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lol

Wouldn't that be a pedicure since we're talking about feets?

Fuck niggers

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He'll start a new live with his girlfriend/wife on the outskirts, but after seeing Alita on motorball competition he'll get nuts and accidentally kill his girlfriend, becoming a killer with a bounty for his head. That girl is also a daughter of that old man with cyberdogs, so he get a personal vendetta for Zapan. Zapan blame Alita for everything, became a full crazy murderer, but he wouldn't be able to kill her because he realised that he became a psycho. Nova ressurect him and give him berserker body and Zapan transformed into a complete monster.

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>YouTube comment memes
Yeah, I'm thinking blow your fucking brains out, guys.

I leaved alita general when this threads became full of cringe shit like this. I have no regrets abot that mods burned them out.

my dick is hard and check

post the uncensored so I can save it real quick

check in R34

user.....she doesn't have tits or a cunny.
She doesn't even have nipples.
She's multiple centuries old and the male warbot body her head is attached to was changed to something that is jailbait fuckmeat SHAPED.

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>My angel..

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Based.

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So you’ll agree the last Jedi was a masterpiece? Fucking idiot lmao

>comparing a worldwide established saga to a one time movie based on a manga

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great thread

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>Have sex

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