Why doesn’t HBO ever show erect penis’ on their shows? They have no problem showing flaccid ones, why not hard ones?

They are specifically classified as pornographic.

That penis is a bit unrealistic.

I know. I’m not gay at all but there’s nothing hotter than a shemale with a rock hard dick.

The penis is half inside the body?? Ok that explains a lot.

why are his balls in his thighs? did a femcel draw this?

esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a28170393/euphoria-30-penis-scene/

Name a scene with more penises.

i'd love to have a scene with the camera focusing on a large, hard, juicy cock dripping with pre-cum

Huh, that’s weird. So then how does my gf pound me with her 8 inch dong every night?

incel cope

Watch Anti-Christ

Because its difficult and uncomfortable to get hard and stay hard while acting in front of 20+ people

>Own iphone
>Suddenly want to see big, hard cocks

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It looks on the lower end of average, actually

The same reason well-endowed women are becoming more scarce in entertainment

Nobody watches tv to be mogged by the characters, they watch it to feel better about themselves. Also because americans are prudes.

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A girl in college sat on my lap and had to try as hard as possible to not get a boner. She told me later the reason she sat on my lap was that she wanted to give me a boner and feel it on her butt.

reddit seethe

>But Euphoria's much anticipated scene only highlights the blurred line between storytelling and being risqué for sport. All those penises existed for one reason: to raise an eyebrow in headlines.

This is the show in a nutshell

Masturbating to this story right now

Just like me! (5.5" erection; on the plus side, it is too big for a toilet paper roll)

All women are whores.

I hate when shemales can't even get their dick hard
not even a big trannies fan, but a shemale riding a guy with her rock hard dick pointing upwards is super hot

But no Zendaya tits, this is bullshit.

>penis’

do you understand how english works? and none of the rest of you retards even called him out

she has A-cups, you're not missing anything

hot

Any film that has a full on frontal erect penis in it is also absolute kino.

Prove me wrong

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Oh, you miss your reddit spelling bot, don't you? You're a click away, faggot.

>post an erect penis
>become the fastest thread on Yea Forums

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I thought she would call me out for being a pervert if I got a boner. But she ended up thinking I was gay because I didnt get a boner.

Soft cocks are so hot bros. I love bj centric pornos where a bitch starts suckin on a soft pingus. God dang bros it so erotic. Soft uncut cock. A wiggly worm. That suck that pulls and tugs. Stretching that soft boy out. Soft to erect. So hot bros.
I hate pornos where the cock reveal has an erect dick hell nah bro you was chillin hard with no boxers under your jeans? Fuck that my nigga.
It's like pornos where girls remove their sexy panties way too fast. Keep the panties on longer. Specially if its them cute cotton panties. Im tuggin on my dick rn bros. Its soft. Gonna get chubby. Gonna get hard. Gonna banana my shit up bros. Im so fuckin banana. My cock curves up, so aesthetic. I go up to the movies. I be watchin some shit like crawl. Jackin to the bikini booties in the beginnin. Then lookin for a sexy head in the crowd. I love my curly hair bitches. Edge and come up and skeet on that bitches neck. Whisper "OOOOOHHHH FUCK MOMMA" and dang bros Im fuckin spurtin my nasty ass green ropes on this bitches hairy neck. I run out of there. Tuck my dick back in my panties. Go into the side exit of the amc and shit on the pavement. One of you niggas finna step in my dookie after your movie. Shits so fuckin donkey bros on God I need help

Sideways

Well, your "gf" is a dude, that's how.

How and why did she tell you this later? Do women enjoy the feeling of a boner between their ass cheeks?

Because she basically had to molest me for me to catch on that she actually liked me and wanted to sleep with me. She bought me a drink when we were in the student bar with some of our friends and she put her hands down my jeans and grabbed my butt and she as rubbing my legs under the table. She told me about the sitting on my lap thing one night when we were in bed.

who cares?

too explicitly non-simulated imo, there's no "acting" behind an obviously real boner

I like A cups.

obviously

/pol/ is a bunch of closeted faggots

Holy Based

i love penis and h8 boobs euphorias not for u

Level 42 Cumbrain

you may be right
>that thread at the bottom

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what are some mainstream movies where you can actually see an erect penis?
The Brown Bunny
Two Moon Junction
Larry Clark's stuff
what else?

wait let me get this straight
your dick has bones in it??? the fuck

whew lad

Dicks re 10x grosser than vaginas erect or not

why do u think they call them boners

have sex

so can you break your dick or what? never seen someone with a cast on

Men are afraid for their tiny cocks and can't keep it up for multiple takes with no one to fluff them.

Because semen is the grossest thing ever, and boners imply precum

it's got nothing to do with spelling

competent english speakers

You can break your dick bending it down while sexing.

this

that's a cross section. they are between his legs, not inside them

no u cant

If only you knew how wrong you are

there are legitimately production issues created by this.

this thread should be about why labia are never shown.

Dicks literally produce cheese if they're unkempt. The vagina is naturally designed to clean itself.

the first time you cum between really oiled up huge tits, your life changes forever

>If only you knew how wrong you are

www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/penile-trauma

Never do that reverse cowgirl shit.

>>Don't get a boner
>>She thinks your gay
>>couldn't be that she's just repulsive

Westworld had a half-erect black penis
American Gods (which is Starz or whatever) had a fully erect CGI penis

Prove me wrong then. Go ahead.

>naturally designed to clean itself

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>half-erect black penis

lmao that's just how they look soft dude ask your sister

She was hot. I was just forcing myself to not get hard because I thought she'd think I was a pervert but as I mentioned she said the entire reason she sat on my lap is that she wanted to feel my boner

Look, I know my mom LOOKS young, but I'm an only child.

I’m Christian so no thanks

yep, that's the patriarchy at work

dilate

It literally is. Semen is biologically designed to counteract the acidic environment of the vagina. Microscopically it's a horror / warground in there during ejaculation. Sperm cells are dissolved like humans eaten by the Blob.

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Yikes.

9gag fume

Everyone knows women absorb semen into their DNA, turning them into chimera.

When I fuck myself in the ass on a toy, I usually don't get hard for whatever reason. I can still cum like normal, but I'd need to start directly stimulating my cock in order for it to get hard.

not really a problem. you could use:
- an actual pornstar for the scene
- a prosthetic cock
- nowadays even CGI
still, erect penises in non-porn movies are super rare

What in the fuck

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>The vagina is naturally designed to clean itself
only to a certain degree
it has its own acidophile bacterial flora to keep other potentially harmful bacteria under control, but that's it.
try not washing a vagina for a long time and see what it smells like

> dude trannies aren't trannies

The only problem with it was the fact that a lot of them were probably fake.

It is though

Meanwhile, there's an entire aisle in most pharmacies dedicated to products to keep the vagina clean and not smelly.

t. either a woman or a self-loathing man

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this isn't enough for you for hbo?

they all make the vagina more likely to develop different problems. 100% counterproductive.

removing smegma isn't really necessary most of the time either.

>tfw this happened to me as well

Based gang

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Smegma should be washed off with just some water.

She would have called you a perv anyway

Wrong. I just pulled my dick out my gf’s bleeding vagina an hour ago. Dicks are way more aesthetic.

no, the only medically correct method for cleaning genitals is via the consensual use of someone's else's tongue.

This

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>do men enjoy tits in their face?
dumbass

Also this

The fuck is that

Probably because an accepted definition of pornography is erect penises - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mull_of_Kintyre_test

R rating vs Adults Only rating, fagget

American Television

why does my erection go straight up but this erection goes directly outward. Please tell me this is some sort of sick joke

So make it a black dick, problem solved.

This is entirely based on the context of the nudity, for both female and male nudity

>why does my erection go straight up
only happens if you're a virgin

Obviously you havent watched enough trannyporn

Why does my penis curve when erect?

How do you cast for that

straight up is ok tier, you'll hit some of the g-spot
slight curve up is god tier, you'll hit all of the g-spot
straight or curved down is shit tier

Same. Sucks because it hurts my gf in most positions because it puts pressure against her. Missionary is fine, but its tiring.

Based

>mom, I'm an actress!

Based as fuck, all day all a long.

Virgin detected

Why are the testicles inside his body?

>he didn't have his first fap to HBO's real sex
To avoid trouble with the FCC since I think it did broadcast over the air in new york.

scissors > missionary

>not sure if corbin bernsen or michael berryman

you said it brother

there was a hard cock on big little lies. it got whacked with a stick or something iirc. it was also just in the shot it didn't have its own closeup like they kept doing in GoT.

Why is it so easy to spot Americans?

obviously it would have to be a fake cock. or viagra exists i guess

Who should be the first man to show full frontal with a fully erect penis?

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Old school thought.
It's more gay to make digs because you're uncomfortable by the sight of a penis.

I've been on Yea Forums since 2006.
I feel like I've finally seen everything there is to see and my fate is no longer tethered to this website.
Thank you for this user. Godspeed.

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quality post

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okay so uh i read over your post and i gotta say *chuckles* it's pretty freaking based like based with a capital B holy moley that was a kino read

Id like an actual actor.

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>not a single argument about uncut vs cut has broken out on a Yea Forums thread about dick

This must be some sort of accomplishment for you fucking faggots.

that argument has been resolved scientifically for years.

Holy lel. Phoneposters btfo yet again.

why are you so afraid of the mighty penis?

based and cumbrainpilled

Surely you've seen far worse things posted here over your past 13 years here?

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some arthouse fag like Chalamet

kek what the fuck

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mfw i'm here the one time Yea Forums finally delivers...

(don't forget me in the screencap)

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when you fap try applying some downward pression to your dick. your penis ligaments will loose a bit with time

>white
nah senpai

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How do we solve the iphone poster problem?

5.5 isn't on the lower end of average. I thought 5.1 was the average, so you'd be well above that.

LONDON

by replacing the normal mobile site with this:
p.Yea Forums.org/

What are some movies that do, then?

Do you think Male actors have it in their nudity clause not to show their fully limp penis? Pretty sure they tend to go for quarter chubs so they look more impressive than sporting a fully limp penis.

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5,5 inches is like the median average according to some of the most scientifically accurate studies.
If you are 5,5 erect you own the most average penis possible

not yours, incel

Last time I made a girl bleed after hours of sex she got pissy at me and dumped me. Wtf bitch if it hurt just tell me.

There was no way to win, she would've called you a perv anyways.

retarded thought

This is the kind of shit I still come here for

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This thread is fucking gay, kill yourselves

What is the worth in getting this tiny dicked twink to let it swing?
Such a waste.

hoez do love bbc

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Fuck you you subhuman amrican homosexual faggot piece of shit i bet you like o eat your moms cock while shitting on a dog you faggot your country is fucking shit shit i tell you your subhuman race should be executed and be fucking punched and stuff because you are a piece of shit ass fuck you should have known better to not mess with the mongolian empire you faggot i will do everything to take your shitty country off the face of the fucking planet thats how much i hate you are you afraid yet you should be because a shitstorm is going down upon you and you cant stop it so go fuck yourself i am fucking sick of your shit and you will pay for everything faggot now go here huh oh wait you cant because your fat like jew fucking fuck so fucking stop and kys faggot because you are a disgrace to faggots and heteros and lesbians and bisexuals and everything faggot so go fucking fuck your fucking self you fucking piece of fucking fuck faggot shit bitch ass cunt fuck bitch i bet you are too scared to move now hahaha faggot go fuck yourself fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck, go fuck the fuck off and stop thinking your superior

Looked like kids in the thumbnail

He has a huge dick, look it up

How do you know his dick is tiny?

>implying

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Why don't they hire more cuties like Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke?

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>no u the gay ones for making fun of me for wanting to see big, hard penis.
Dude, it's 2019, you're user here. No need to hide in the closet anymore.

Maario Naharis

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cumbrains rise up

>my face when

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vaginas constantly have blood or discharge pouring out, thats why women wear pads

There was this Russian girl in a nightclub I used to go to that sucked me off but I just couldn't get hard at all. Later that night I went home and had sex with my girlfriend and I was rock hard all the way. Why couldn't I get it on the first time, Yea Forums? Was it guilt?

Women won't tell you this, but they love a good hotdogging. We've got it all wrong, trying to stick it in their shitter when all along we could have had a better time just tilting things 90 degree upwards and going between the cheeks and tickling the starfish and driving them crazy.

I'm not gay, but I can't deny that a penis has its own charm
Don't you like your own dick?

based
cringe