Our main story tonight involves

Our main story tonight involves...

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Is this the family guy of political shows? Instead of cutaway gags, there's a metaphor every other swntence

I'm gonna say it!!

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...me being a disingenuous piece of shit

>involves a 27 year old man, who constantly tries to have sex with his mom, but she hates him, but she cant bring herself to accept the disappointment so she just lets him go further and further into the abyss, begging for chicken nuggets and posting on Yea Forums

for all the hate Colbert gets, this slimey british weasel annoys me 1000x times more

CURRENT YEAR

at least Colbert used to be funny, this faggot sucked since day one. hated him the minute he joined the daily show and couldnt believe when he quickly took off as a new favorite on there after the departures of Carell and Colbert. I think that was around the time i started hating the daily show

what happens when the year changes?

I'm not certain but I think Colbert is much more into "look how dumb this thing is" than Oliver's "look how dumb this thing is, now please vote exactly as I tell you to" style.

>please don't make fun of trump
>fuck sjw for safes spaces tho hehe
>also late night tv shouldn't be political
>TV should ignore the reality TV buffoon we elected
>pleasse

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daily show was better in the first 10 years when all the correspondents were white and from american. then all those smelly foreigners starting coming along and fagging the place up. Started with Oliver and Mandvi and only got worse as the years when on. Now we literally got a south African guy as the host lol its almost like a LOLZ MUH DIVERSITY! parody at this point

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Before Larry Wilmore and Wyatt Cenac in like the late 2000s The Daily Show literally never had one black person on the show. lol the libs never seem to mention that! the show been around since the mid 90s and no blacks until like 2006! NOT COOL DAILY SHOW@!

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All the rejected British comedians go to the US it would seem.

>13% of the population

i miss this nigga, best daily show host! thats right come at me!

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>buffoon
Do ppl still think this? Economy is thriving, unemployment at an all time low. Everyone gets tax cuts. Revitalized nationalism. What's to hate if you're not a tranny or illegal?

They weren't bad additions to the show. Would you have rather had them re-hire Olivia Munn?

ugh ed helms!

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>Everyone gets tax cuts
bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-tax-plan-consequences/

...white men. Yes, those pale hominids who go into cardiac arrest if they so much as put a dash of spice on their food.
[UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER]

fee.org/articles/the-myth-that-the-poor-get-poorer-when-the-rich-get-richer/

>alright so here’s the thing, and I’m going to describe it wrong for the sake of “comedy”
>aren’t conservatives stupid??
>haha that’s the joke

JANNIES. Specifically those on the image boards Yea Forums and 4channel.org.
Jannies have a salary of $0 a year! That’s a rate of $0 an hour!
That’s like a clown FUCKING a donkey: it might look funny to you so the clown’s technically doing his job but the donkey’s getting fucked for free and no donkey likes to get fucked for free by a clown.
YOU HEAR THAT YOU SICKO CLOWN?! THAT DONKEY DOES NOT ENJOY GETTING FUCKED BY YOU SO STOP IT, CLOWN. STOP IT!

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original kilborn crew was the best (Beth Littleford, Brian Unger, A. Whitney Brown, and even Colbert who was there before Jon Stewart) couldnt find a non shit quality photo

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TURNIP SUBSIDIES

That dog is literally me

pretty good

I hate this stereotype because it’s true for me. I really can’t do spice, it makes me sweat and it makes my tongue hurt.

faggot

I kind of like it (since I'm not an incel) but it's waaaay to much reddit frontpage humor. It sometimes feels like they just go through the top posts on reddit and compile some jokes from it

Why do people hate him? He talks about topics other than muh trump, and his comedic timing is great

ok that was pretty good actually, can you do another one?

whiney SJW takes + annoying british accent and british humor = FAG

seething /pol/tards like who literally can't even an opposing point of view or argument