KICK OFF 20:00 BST
>Alisson, Fabinho, Van Dijk, Thiago, Mane, Salah, Henderson, Diaz, Robertson, Matip, Alexander-Arnold.
Subs: Kelleher, Konate, Milner, Keita, Gomez, Jones, Jota, Tsimikas, Origi.
>De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Dalot, Jones, Matic, Rashford, Pogba, Elanga, Fernandes.
Subs: Henderson, Bailly, Mata, Lingard, Sancho, Telles, McTominay, Mejbri, Garnacho.
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0-0 slurper incoming.
first for anime titties and 3d ass. I hope this makes everyone happy.
tsu
I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Norwichman, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Norwich is playing. He scores a hattrick and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium.
What the actual FUCK is that Man Utd line-up?
Easy liverpool win
lmao what the fuck is this
>Jones
Fucking hell Ralf
>HAHAHA LOL RONALDO'S BABY DIED LMAO
>waaahhhh how come i don't have a gf and no one likes me
>OP not putting the Liverpool team in formation order
WTF ARE YOU DOING LAD
/mug/ to be posted by the 20th minute
over/under?
Right into these cunts, game won in 30 minutes then rest people for the next one
JUST
lads I injured my shitposting hand trying to use chopsticks to eat my dinner and have to take it easy so I apologize in advance if you enjoy this match thread less than usual sorry guys next one will be better when I heal sorry
>Wan-Bissaka
Wrong.
It should of course be 5-2-3.
Manchester United playing 5 at the back. WUT.
This could not possibly backfire heh
/mug/ to be posted before kick-off
Dalot will be left wing back
Maybe we won’t be absolutely horrible if Maguire isn’t out of position. However I remember we played 5 at back in the home match
>PHIL FUCKING JONES
Explain?
>I fucked her from the side. She made herself available. She was lying on her side, in bed, and I entered her from behind. It was rough. We didn't change position. 5/7 minutes. She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards.
so garnacho is regular sub now?lmao
the absolute state of manure
Literally the opposite. Either Liverpool flatten United, or United somehow meme a result that ruins Liverpool's title chances. NO middle ground.
>Phil Jones and Harry Maguire
It's not quite Smalling and Jones but it will do
maguire AND jones, all liverpools christmases have come at once. This should be funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Someone post the 0-5 Ronaldo meme, thanks.
I want to see Mane doing a finger sucking celebration by the 40th minute
AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME
'TIL FULL TIME BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND
I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM ON REDCAFE.NET
I'M A NORWICHMAN
NORWICHMAAAAAAAN
TAPPING IN AGAINST THE BOTTOM CLUB
>Team news on the hour
>101 seconds later OP has the match thread made and posted
Genuinely tragic and pathetic thinking about this loser sweating and worrying about making the thread
Liverpool scoring more than 1 goal should be recognised as illegal. Show some respect for Ronaldo pls
friendly reminder that Phil Jones has won the league
HAHAHA I FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN
We're playing Simeone ball tonight!
AHAHAHAHA
I unironically wanted konate in there. Love the 1-2 on set pieces with him and verge. But yeah it seems forgone conclusion anyways
>10 at the back
Soul.
This will be liverpool’s toughest match. United are going to be playing harder than ever today. Will be a tough 3-0 victory for the scousers
>3496x2235 Ultra HD meme
Much like Ronaldo in a Vegas hotel room in 2009 we're going in that anus without consent.
5-0 incoming
Liverpool reputation never changes
It's a masked 5-4-1 isn't it?
>Pogba
it's over
dubs and utd wiiin
desu sitting back playing a back 5 and hitting liverpool on the break isn't a bad idea at all but whether they can do it without completely fucking up or not is a big question, you dont become atletico overnight
Jones and Matic will play DM. Pogba will be tasked with doubling up on Trent (and failing miserably)
Raffie helping out his countryman
Can't wait for the pure SOVL of Bruno calling Van Dijk a lanky prick and Pogba sliding Salah in the 70th.
For me it's Sky Sports viewers' combined Liverpool/Man Utd XI
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pogba red card or maguire red card?
SCOUSERS GIVE THANKS
BECAUSE HE ONLY KILLED MANCS
WALKING IN A SHIPMAN WONDERLAND
4-0, onwards and upwards
I don't care what anyone says man united are dog shit and are going to lose but Phil Jones is unironically better than Maguire
HE LOVES THE PENALTY BOX
AND HIS SON'S IN A BOX
HE LOVES A TAP IN
HIS WIFE'S A COFFIN
HIS NAME'S RONALDO
HIS SON'S IN LIMBO
>La Liga: 2011–12, 2016–17, 2019–20
>Copa del Rey: 2013–14
>Supercopa de España: 2012, 2017, 2019–20
>UEFA Champions League: 2013–14, 2015–16, 2016–17, 2017–18
>UEFA Super Cup: 2014, 2016, 2017
>FIFA Club World Cup: 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018
>FIFA World Cup: 2018
>UEFA Nations League: 2020–21
Fred, Ronaldo, Varane, Cavani and Luke Shaw are all out and people expect a draw.
They tried this last time and was 4-0 at HT
>greentext for starters
>regular text for subs
ngmi
>Konate over Matip
Why is he such a pleb filter
All those players are shit
Scousers have nothing better to do. More news at 10..
As a City fan I will transfer 1 billion oil dollars to United if they actually play Simeone ball.
I want to see a fight.
Banter.
I am Manchester United. Please half upfront now to bank of Nigeria
Having a hard time thinking of a United line-up worse than this that wasn't some meme cup game against lower league opposition or after they'd already qualified for the next round of something
liverpool will literally score within 5 minutes
"Sir, they've acquired dubs THREE times already. I'm starting to BELIEVEEEEE"
>all United's problem players except De Gea are dropped and people expect a draw
>only 3 domestic leagues won
failure of a career
>god loves liverpool so much he killed tsuuuuunaldos kid so they would have an easier match
ITS JUST NOT FAIR
>t. Noel Gallagher
you will learn soon why people call him der professor
on the contrary
manure lose.
the real kino is gonna be everton handing city the title by beating liverpool
>Phil Jones winner
>livershit title chances CRUSHED
>kop end collapses from scouse seethe
>Klopp pulls out his fake teeth
Dubs confirm
Tick tock, Manure customers.
Is Tsunaldo playing or is he sobbing like a baby because of his dead kid?
Where is Roy Keane when you need him? What would he say?
>3ATB
United will win.
Uhmmm Salah there's someone who wants to meet you...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who will they support after the thrashing again?
Man Utd vs Brown Man FC
K I N O
pregame here
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buenos dias mi amigos
"MEIN KLOPP! THE DIGITS KEEP B-BUILDING! AAAAAAAAAAA!!"
You’ve just alerted /pol/ to bandwagon customer FC. STOP
Jones own goal assisted by Maguire
Check em
Thw average houston resident
Bri'ish people aren't white
Last 2 digits on this post is the final score.
>tf
>tp
Salah will score a hat trick again
How many goals the maguireneta will make tonight?
MY GOD... could it be true? As the legend foretold...
Liverpool 6 - Manchester United 0
HERR KLOPPO THE MEME MAGIC IS WITH THEM. CANCEL THE MATCH!!!
This guy is italian.
holy kek
Historically one of the biggest fixtures in the premier league and you fucked up the formatting, good job OP
Kek
*stands in the middle of the pitch and watches you warm up*
why is klopp so autistic
he's german
It's fear. He knows what's coming...
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME NORWICH OR I BECOME INFANTICIDAL
it's over
* or I retire
CANCEL ZE MATCH DO IT NOWWWWW