Do men really live like this?

I'm yuropoor so the government pays for it, but you're right about the rest

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yup thats me

i mean minus the work. i drive to the weed dispensary and to the supermarket and back i guess... but baby that's my caddy doin the work.

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it's simple: boomer parents install knicknacks fucking everywhere and their kids don't want to end up miserable like them so they do the opposite. (or try to)

yes, it's nice.

That doesn't look that bad.Looks clean too.

jesus christ put your tv on some cinderblocks. you should be looking at your screen horizontally or youll ruin your posture and start to unironically be a mouth-breather.

Put your monitor or TV next to/in front of your bed for fucks sake. It's 1000x comfier.

Yes.

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It's fine to have the bare essentials, but whats the point of even having a chair if you have to look down at your tv.

Ayyy that was me last year, since dropped out. If you can finish, do. It's pretty bleak out here

>parents are starting to notice holes in my story that I've been attending university for electrical engineer and working part-time at Trader Joe's the past year and a half
I'm legitimately considering going off the grid once the jig is up and my college fund is empty. My dad would kill me if he ever found out and met me again face-to-face, he'd literally pick me up by my throat like Kano and my conscious mind would never know know the feel of my feet touching the ground ever again. This coming Christmas might be the last time I ever meet my parents.

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I mean you would deserve every part of it, that is about as scummy as it can possibly get.

>easy job
>place to live
>no obligations to family or friends
would trade with him this moment

After college, if you don't have a wife or gf, then yeah, this is life.

I'm just home from work, about to cook dinner. Then I'll drink some beer and read my Bukowski novel. At the weekends I'll go to a couple of bars and get wasted with the other drunks I kind of know. I always go out alone.

It's comfy enough way to live desu.

before i got laid off that's all i did. work, go home, drink beer until i passed out

No it's not fatty

have sex and lose weight

what have you spent your college fund on?

I dont have a job

I lived that way for like four years.
Then I stopped working.

fpbp

yea me

Mattress directly on the floor encourages mold, they need to breathe.

this is the american dream. simp it up in a cuckshack studio apt and wagecuck hard enough and 40 years from now you just might be able to afford a house like your parents. that is, of course, unless the housing market crashes again

Put it vertically when you leave the house, let it take some sun. Easier than conventional bed

A dorm, classes I don't attend, cheap takeout, and Fireball Whisky.

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Maybe, you can get pallets for free usually, put two of those underneath

Some females too

Literally anyone with a job is a gigantic fucking loser. Imagine choosing to le work so you can be a consumerist pig. Jesus

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>wagecuck hard enough and 40 years from now you just might be able to afford a house like your parents. that is, of course, unless the housing market crashes again
that's the american dream alright

Yes every single male in my family. Fucking useless trash. I alone escaped

>have sex
No
>lose weight
No

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>"After a certain age, a man that spends his weekends blackout drunk can be a bad thing"

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how do you get a gf like this without a job?

i wake up every day and have to deal with you fuckers

>Women can not comprehend a man who's cut all the crap and made his life as minimalist as possible

[Dole music starts]

Rust gave up on sex and women. Men really only work to acquire material possessions to get sex and women.

Uh, but if the market crashes, houses would become less expensive.

Less expensive for new buyers. People with existing mortgages get fucked.

If the point is acquiring a house, not flipping it over, why would this be a problem?
Houses are not supposed to be ATMs.

I might be misunderstanding you but an extreme example is like:
>buy house at 100k
>market crashes
>house now worth 50k
You can't sell it without losing a ton of money.

Well, my point is that the fall (or rise) in prices would be general.
You sell a house to buy another one; the prices go up and down together.

That picture makes me feel like I have too much stuff.

Am I a hoarder?

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The worth of something is irrelevant if you aren't going to sell or borrow against it.

That's true but it also screws up still like interest rates and refinancing.

Not really. Only in the sense of "if they waited they'd be paying less".

>only weekends
Lightweight

why dont you attend your classes?

what kinda retard would design the floor vent to be right there?

>The worth of something is irrelevant if you aren't going to sell or borrow against it.
What else are you going to do with a house? It's not like you can live in it.

This.

A true intellectual.
Only thing wrong with those pics is TV not being perfectly lined with your eyes.

You're fucked. Time to die.

>go to class
>don't understand shit
>work hard
>don't understand shit so fail anyway

don't mow my files marty

>Men

Just turned 28 and all I notice now is that all my buddies have gfs and wives, but my female friends have basically become cat ladies who work retail then go home and watch Netflix.

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Well, time to live in a van.
I got a shitty degree and probably attended 15% of the classes at most over the years and I spent pretty much all die sleeping on the grass or drinking beer.
Only thing that saved me was a top tier memory which is pretty much my only decent skill.

if this is the original, what the hell did you study that you dont understand.
I got comp sci, barely understand anything, got A's and B's cause classes are dumbed down kids to pass. D's get degrees n shit

How the fuck do you faggots have money without a job?

>tfw dropped out of college but came back and am 2 modules away from a degree

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Well, at least you haven't entered the phase when you have more fun browsing Yea Forums and watching old TV shows than going out because you find everyone utterly boring.
30 yo wizard here

good work and good luck out there user

In ancient times neets and incels would've eventually become sages and desert fathers. Where did it go wrong?

Currently my life except sometimes I will drink with friends . I miss being slightly employed , I had no money to do anything but I always got by but now I have money to do whatever I want but I have no time to do anything .

Go travelling

I was just average in (private) High School and I mainly had science classes so my teachers advised me to take Mech. Engineering/Mathematics. I did somewhat okay for the first year but I was completely lost by the second semester of the second year. I sucked at everything else too so it's not like I could just change major. I always like history but I can't even write an essay on anything so it would have been a waste of time too on top of the lack of job opportunities at the end.
how old were you when you dropped out/got back in?

Already did, going on vacation this week in fact. It helps a bit but what I'm looking for isn't far home, the problem is mine.
Reading actually helped more.

This thread is literally me

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Well what the fuck else are you supposed to do after an exhausting 10 hour shift??

Go enlist in the army for a POG-tier career, as a decent enough way out.

I doubt most people would consider you a man

Anything that is not getting high, drunk or killing yourself is actually an achievement.

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This isn't true, is it?

you're only option to salvage yourself is serve in active duty military. i say active because trust me if you look at the list and think "hmm reserve or national guard or coast guard THATS FOR ME" then just dont fucking bother, trust me. i dont know how people look at the list and dont choose active.. also air force is not an "active" branch.

thanks ^^
About 20 and 22 respectively.

Based

>2019
>actually using a wall calender
>one that doesn't even have sexy women posing for each month's picture

What the FUCK bro

You are either retarded, Gay or Both.

>high IQ
>can’t handle the social charade
You mean low IQ

why not just do any min. wage job?

Steel reserve and earthquake are what my local bums drink

based

Without a partner, wtf else is there?

My coworkers are all assholes, Rust just dabbed on them and didn't give a fuck.

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No woman, no children. Just me and my dogs out here

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Same,, except I have no bed. I just put a few of those foam kid's room interlocking tiles on the floor and sleep on that.

how competitive is it to become an officer?

So it doesn't get covered by the couch.

>"No wife, no kids, no old buddies... That means I get to drink exactly as much as I want to."

I saw myself in that scene.

american apartments and indoor designs are disgusting

Do you have back problems? I mean you can probably find a decent used mattress for 30$

movie?

Insanely competitive

>don't have a girlfriend or kids
>suddenly that $40k/year seems like $100k/year

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cool doggo bro

True Detective, 3rd season.

where do you live because they're the same in most of Western Europe (besides the carpet)

>Will constantly craning my neck down at a 45 degree angle for hours at a time have negative effects on my posture?

>webm

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>mufuggin bix nood out hea'
>wez find dat white devil...
>sheeeeit....

Nah, a dog couldn’t sit as comfy on a desk chair as yours does on that couch.

that's what i feared

Right here. People don't even ask if I have a gf and just assume I have one, and are surprised to find out that I don't. They can never know I'm a permavirgin schizoid at home.

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People also assume I'm not a virgin when I'm actually the biggest sperglord around.

Sweden. I've only lived in hotels in western europe so I can't really open my mouth about it but the american furniture, cabinets and room proportions are way off and ugly.

I got rid of my mattress to get rid of back problems. Worked like a charm. Sleeping on firm surfaces is easy and better for you. Plus getting up and down off the floor is good for the hips and knees.

The elevated mattress is one of those inventions that make things worse by making them easier. See also: The sitting toilet.

tired of =/= can't handle

I've always danced around the topic, when ever partners, marriage or dating come up I always reflect the conversation to my coworkers. I've only been on one date my whole life.

>I've only been on one date my whole life.

Same here. I always found the whole thing too troublesome.

Even Stanley Cup winning NHL players live like this. Pic related.

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Isn't Rust's house even emptier than that?

lol wat? Swedish apartments are either 100% tiles (which is trash) or that modern colourfull cardboard.

>coworkers start talking about sex

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he has loads of books

>I always found the whole thing too troublesome.
Haha, yeah.

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>haha yeah milk and coins

literally me except the kitchen
I like to cook

looks nice user

Me. Except that part about work.

I'm a fucking sperg and I don't know how to treat women.
Happy now?

Anons when are you going to get an old lady..

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>also air force is not an "active" branch.

What do you mean by that? The Air Force has the highest ratio of active to guard/reserve of all the branches. We have more jobs that are in line with just being average 9-5 bs that someone who doesn't give a shit about the military might find ideal.

just say they cute and tell them stories, pay for their meals

you also need a college degree to become an officer, usually

I am a commoner. I do whatever needs doing -- cooking, cleaning, building, baking, making, breaking.

>coworker asks me if I've ever been with a MILF
>nah how about you?
>he starts telling me his story none the wiser than I not only haven't been with a milf but actually no woman ever
who here /virginmastermind/

>tfw this is my life, minus the mess
it is comfy, but not sure how sustainable it is

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>Might drink a lot of coffee

fuck.. they got my number boys...

picking up your mattress every day isn’t easier than having a bed

I have one but i was wondering if a sperg like myself could join

Fucker was probably just bluffing

manlet problems I guess

You can always apply for officer school, worst that happens is they reject you.
What's the degree in? My brother who serves now says they're really only looking for specific degrees

I live exactly like this. But I turned my home into a temple of entertainment

I skipped class for three semesters back in 08-10. Flunked out and lied about it the whole time to my parents. Didn’t know it’s become so common.

russian aka meme tier

obsessed

Not a virgin now but for years people would just think I'm a normie or had had sex when I was khhv and a shut in.

yeah from what he tells me they're mostly looking for hard sciences, but still pretty impressive user. I tried to learn russian in college, and thought it was 100x harder than japanese. Dropped after 3 weeks

>manlet

6/2", friend.

test

>was an obese neet for years
>get my shit together, lose the weight get a job, work on my looks and social skills
>coworkers think I'm a chad that slays pussy on the reg
>still a hermit that goes straight home after works and rots away
I want to find meaning outside of my room, bros...

Include rampant alcoholism and barebacking escorts and you have me.

Its not hard to "handle" the social charade. Its meaningless and emasculating.

Pallets make for an easy bed. I ripped 10 apart and turned almost my entire bedroom into a 32" raised platform covered in matresses. It's great not having to be within 8' of my wife while sleeping.

Why do you need twon stools?

The escorts part is already included

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I want you to take some good pics today and make a tinder profile later tonight. Get the fuck out of your comfort zone.

>tfw the girl I see most regularly has started clocking on to the fact that I dont have any family or friends and just drink myself silly every night
I really dont want to have a prozzie feeling pity for me.

Should I take the hooker pill?
I have been considering it.

I want to die.

Not necessarily. If you look decent try to hookup a bit off tinder.

>muh scandi
>muh gray n white
CRINGE

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If you find the right working girl who actually cares about giving a quality service you can almost trick youself into feeling loved for however long you've paid for. Escorts are the only reason I havent succumbed to the stomach ulcers and cirrhosis yet

I don't care about being loved, I want an absolute jizz fiend to drain my balls like she was sent from hell.

You can also buy that but it grows old really fucking quickly mate.

I've been on the fence about it. One of my main fears is that I don't do enough interesting things so I'm not an interesting enough person but even if the odds are low they're better than 0% from not trying at all. I can't really lose anything by trying it out though so I will work on setting one up

I need to get a new job, I already hate everyone after just 2 months.

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>grows old really fucking quickly
Back to the IBG Peter Puffer

>work is just a blur of paperwork
>get home and shitpost until I fall asleep in my chair
>go to swinger/BDSM events on the weekends
>repeat the week

Regular people are starting to look like aliens to me.

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ADVANCED HOLOGRAPHIC INTERFACE AI GIRLFRIENDS FUCKING WHEN

Royal Geographical society?

comfy doggo makes this all ok user

I'd be happy with a fucking fleshlight.
I'm living with my parents after being fired and I'm literally NEVER alone at home and I miss having a peaceful wank.
Most of the time I end up jacking off at night at the beach when I go fishing.

>wanked it to negresses again
I don't like this feeling bros. I can't even get an erection over white women anymore. I just drop to my knees and blow huge loads to the /gif/ and /s/ ebony threads.

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Don't.

>wanked it to negresses again
BASED AND JUNGLEPILLED

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die or wanting to die?

If you want you could just try to hookup a bit first to get into the swing of things. That probably wouldn't require an interesting bio. I've heard of people saying "im a loser lol" as their bio and getting responses since dating apps are mostly about looks. You could be the most sweet interesting person there is but if you're an uggo you'll likely get few to no responses. Also if you don't have it you should probably get Snapchat and practice some good looking selfies getting good lighting and whatnot.
I isolated myself in my room for nearly 5 years to sit inside watching anime and jerking to 2D and realized how bad I fucked up after I hit 23 and have changed things around a lot this year which has made me a lot happier. Don't waste away your life.

fuck off
its like IRL Sims houses

The more you supress it, the worse it becomes. Just wank it to them and eventually the phase will be over.

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>want a wife and kids one day
>afraid my kid might become a tranny
>know at some point wife will divorce me

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who /singlebuthasadog/ here?

She makes me so happy bros

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Aren’t sex events just full of fat 40 year olds?

I am very tall which could definitely help for superficial matches. My selfie game is pretty nice but I always feel like I'm somewhat "catfishing" when I take a nice selfie because it's just a still image and doesn't really reflect what I look like 100% in real life. Maybe it's not that big of a deal though; I have no real experience so I'm not sure. Also if I do manage to get one night stands and the likes I'm not sure how I'd go about it since I live with my dad. I do have my own car though which is nice
I'm glad you got your shit together too. It really does feel good when you better yourself

My dog is literally my only companion
It’s going to be ruff when she gets old.

BDSM is mostly 20-40, with varying levels of fat.
Swingers is mostly 35-50, but most of those ladies like to stay in shape.

I hear that user, Clarke here is only a year and a half so hopefully I've got at least a good decade left with her.

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31 year old virgin

People assume I am married or get laid in general unquestionably at work. Facade almost breaks down during holidays because I always forget about it and have to make shit it up on the spot. I have 200 tinder matches, some msg me on friday/saturday night but been alone so long id rather get high and ride my motorcycle. Also if a woman messages you on friday night and you don't respond they get very butthurt, kind of funny.

Ty and just take the hottest pics you can. That's all that matters honestly. Just say you can't host and you'll have to come to their place and you can fuck in the car.

Yes and I find it very relaxing

t. lives in a cubicle sized home

how do you eat

Got a good looking selfie, a selfie with my cat then a pic of my cousin and I on a trip and another one of me wearing a gorilla mask my coworker took so there's a mix of selfies and some showing social-ish activities. This could be the end of my hermit ways at least somewhat. Thanks user and good luck out there

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Guess I’ll post mine

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Why wouldn't we?
i like living a life with no headaches

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Based Aussie poster

australia is quite the place

I could do without the dining table, the small table in the corner, the calendar. Other than that it looks good. A girl would have a couple plants on that counter, along with some shitty pottery. Some crappy art or deco on the space above the folded corner table, and left of the stools, and a big ugly rug on the floor. Also a bunch of magnets on the fridge of her family and her hoe friends.

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>was an obese neet for years
>get my shit together, lose the weight get a job, work on my looks and social skills
>coworkers think I'm a chad that slays pussy on the reg
> gain a little confidence, people start noticing and finally lose virginity
> suddenly lose all my hair before 24
> get nad cancer
> lose any shred of confidence or dignity gained

I think I was better off not knowing what it felt like to feel good about myself

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Don't worry about it. By the time you're 35 your buddies imminent divorces will have started to roll in and you'll consider yourself lucky.

Make a plan to make this happen. Try and create the account today. It's important to have a plan. Good luck to you too.

Huge wood and glass cabinets full of ornaments, gifts and holiday souvenirs.

damn dude

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>windows beside a sliding door

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wont all her clients be in that ballpark

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>tfw not a virgin but haven't been able to deal with women since the one who claimed your innocence

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Do it. Either to have someone that is a goddamn pro at it, or just to learn basic shit and more. Get yourself comfortable with a naked chick next to you, on you, under you.

Get a fake nut and a hair transplant. It will be worth it.

god damn furries can't keep their dicks out of pets

What do you do when everyone at work figures you out?
People know I have no friends or gf now and it's a little embarrassing.

They're still nice and I'm respected because I'm good at my job but there's a sense of pity/disgust that comes across from them sometimes.

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Beautiful dog user. They truly are a man's best friend, you can believe that.

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not everyone who owns a pet wants to fuck em ya sicko

>when everyone at work figures you out?
Doesn't happen. I'm not interesting enough for anybody to ask me personal questions

Just the ones who own dogs.

Nothing. I do my job and go home.

comfy pic

i dunno man i have friends who own dogs and i don't think they fuckem

Good work user, the pics of you with someone else are key, shows that you have actually been outside and around people before

Adorable doggos.

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bruh you beat cancer, that's about the most chad shit possible

kek

Fucking cunt.

Thanks anons, she's truly the brightest part of my life. She also is a link to my family since I got her from my sister, it really allowed me to reconnect with them and made our bonds a lot stronger.

i know she's beautiful but calm down user

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Why must you remind me that Hannibal was cancelled?

>doggo
go the fuck back to facebook or reddit or imgur or wherever the fuck you picked up that disgusting faggot language you god damn nigger

can you be unsociable on social media?

yeah, except i live with my mom and her two cats

Pretty much this, how can I even marry when i know 100% that my wife will divorce me.
I mean hell roasties divorce succesfull wealthy atractive people all the time, why they fuck would they settle for someone like me lmao.

Getting cancer is the most beta thing possible.

do you dislike light?

Americans are very sick people

What will be your excuse

Thanks, senpai.

His name is Boss and he's a 16 year old Chiweenie. He's pretty lazy but he's enjoying his retirement.

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>said no to cancer and cancer fucked off
Seems pretty cool to me bro. Just get back on ur feet

honestly same. i just dont have the fucking time to pick bitches up, buy them shit, pay them attention, etc. just for some pussy. i literally jack off and 100% lose interest in whatever girl i was just talking to every single time

Fuck, minus traffic this is exactly me.

he looks retarded in that pic

r9k moment

Yes, I miss this lifestyle very much so....I got married and had 2 kids, and now I am Al Bundy tier.

i told you to go back, redditspeak.

Let's say he's even.

r9k moment x2

user i dont mean to alarm you but there is a Black Void opening on your ceiling. Be vigilant.

He was mauled by a pitbull six years ago and his jaw was dislocated. It healed wrong so now he looks like that. Personally I think it adds character.

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Aajonus Vonderplanitz. His insanity diet had cured many people of cancer going to have to throw the medical industry in the garbage

i like it, looks like he'd have a funny accent like a grumpy old man

>mauled by a pitbull
fuck those niggers

Got any interesting Stories?

yeah but i go home and hang out with my son and doges. They're cool as fuck.

based distinguished character actor pet

>16yo
>mauled by a pitbull
Boss deserves his retirement. Based dog.

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youd have to be fortunate enough to find a girl that is a bigger loser than you. And you really really dont want those girls.

Feed them raw and grass fed and they'll last long
Get trimmings and organs from butchers, they throw all of that out

>he was mauled by a pitbull

fucking nigger dogs need to be exterminated

Nice cope brainlet

thats some next level shit

Thanks, senpaitachi. He's my best friend in the world. When he eventually goes to Doge Heaven, I'm going to have him stuffed so even in death a part of him can still chill with me and watch kino.

>People assume I am married or get laid in general unquestionably at work
im glad im ugly. I get to avoid all that bullshit.

>tfw this is me
>but because I'm not social, I have dozens of thousands of dollars saved up making me much richer than my friends and peers

Get fucked, normalfags

How are his eyes? My dog is 16 too but he started to go blind a few months ago.

where does it say he no longer has cancer?

>sitting in the sunet on the bank of a river with a beer

Doesn't sound too bad at all

Why do you have Tinder if you don't use it, I'm confused.

Funny you ask about that, he's starting to get cataracts in both eyes but they're very faint. I hear it's common for older doges but many don't go completely blind so here's hoping. I feel like he has another 5 years in him, he likes to go on walks in the forest and chases rabbits/squirrels. He's a warrior.

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Based, begone thots!

Women can't stand getting ignored, ghosted and/or blown off.

>And you really really dont want those girls.
Pretty much this. I'm 6"4', rather attractive but it's not enough to get a mentally well ajusted gf. I'm a late college student and my parents are such big losers that it's really hard to hide all the problems I have in my private life, no desirable girl wants to be dragged into this, I won't blame them. I seem to only attract borderline crazies and half retarded girls, the kind that I don't even want to fuck.
You really need to have it all to get good girlfriend material, looks aren't enough.

go permanent no contact with your parents, it was worth it for me

>SNIFFFFFFF

Only thing that is genuinely happy when i get home

One is better than none.
The closest I get is a semi-frequent conversation with a girl I've come across at the point in time that may be interested but I never ask or say how I feel because I can't trust women and feel like they're only using me to alleviate their boredom. (They never ask me out or say anything so I never know)
It usually goes one of two ways: they either get bored and stop talking to me altogether, or they mention a boyfriend eventually and I immediately stop talking to them.
I think I'm better off alone and I try very hard to not get myself into that situation by avoiding talking to women if I can. (which is arguably quite hard working retail)
Most people that work there probably think I'm gay by this point. And that's fine by me. I mean they're wrong, but if it means women don't bother me then that's fine.
I'm 28. I am straight but have no experience with women at all and a permavirgin. It's probably going to remain that way for the rest of my life and I'm ok with it.
If I get some money saved I might get a pet cat. Rescue an older cat who needs a second chance.
That, and family, is all the companionship I need deep down. The loneliness I feel right now is just the passing hormonal type.
I don't need women. I don't need a relationship. If anything they are missing out not trying to snap me up, since, for instance, I can use a projector, cooking skills, and my surround system to turn "netflix n chill" up to 11.

Sorry for the delete, misstyped something.
I have no contact with my father but my mom has schizophrenia and on her way to Alzheimer dementia. I have to live with her and take care of her. Still in college also, so no money. I could be Henry Cavill, I would've no chance to get a girl I'm attracted to.

Is my wife "broken" if she agreed to leave our hometown with me when we were 18, endured ~1.5 years of homelessness with me (teenagers during the Great Recession) and then said yes to marriage and we've been married for about 8 years now? Things are obviously better than that time but even still my lifestyle/career is very stressful.
Everyone says women will leave/divorce if X or Y happens and she didn't. It's not that's I'm unhappy with her (and I know that's what counts) but if every roastie does A and she did B is something "up" with her? Not many here will be in a relationship let alone married but I sure as shit don't tell normies about my past so I can't ask anyone about this.

>I'm 28. I am straight but have no experience with women at all and a permavirgin. It's probably going to remain that way for the rest of my life and I'm ok with it.
I'll be 23 in a month and I'm pretty sure I'll kill myself if I'm still a failure by the age of 25.
How do you even cope?

Nah she's one of the good ones.
They do exist but girls like that get snapped up with their childhood sweetheart usually. Get married early and try to stick it.
She could turn eventually. Depends on how bad she gets the babycraze when she gets near 30, (it drives some women insane whilst other's don't really feel it at all), or the menopause (drove my mother mad as a hatter. Did a complete 180 on her personality).

Your wife is probably just too ugly and low status to hope for something better. We're talking about at least midly attractive women user, the kind that will never do any effort for a man.

3"? Damn son.

>the menopause (drove my mother mad as a hatter. Did a complete 180 on her personality)
kek
you too? my mother started fantasizing about being raped by everybody once she turned 55
she only has had my dad before that
I don't even want to know what she does with her cunt now

Eh. You'll mostly stop caring once you hit 26.
I can't speak for all men, but my sex drive has plummeted in the last few years.
I only masturbate once a week, if I even remember to. Depends on what projects I'm working on at the time.
It's not even the sex that hits me hard for the loneliness. It's the lack of being able to intimately share my activites with someone. That's what makes me a bit jealous of couples and shit.
Like having someone in my room I can snuggle up with in my blanket, chat, and watch some dumb old movie with.
I mean yeah, you can hang out with a friend, but it would feel weird as shit having a dude rest on your chest.
I've been saving this one movie, still sealed in blu ray form, for a special occasion:
youtube.com/watch?v=FrZeZlBwGgc

>menopause
I'm sure that will be fun for the both of us!
Thanks for your input.

She's insecure about her past/our past (being akin to stray animals during the recession) but her problem isn't being ugly. She's pretty misanthropic though, moreso than me. Pathologically private in her personality if that makes sense.

what the fuck

what exactly do you mean user?
>my mother started fantasizing about being raped by everybody
like paranoia and fear of that or getting turned on by slutty fantasies? what brought that on (besides the menopause)

>24
>Have autism
>Have IQ of 154
>Work out every day
>6f4
>Broke up school and live at home
>Blackpilled
>No reason to become an engineer
>Disconnected from life
>Don't live at all
>Have had gf's
>Didn't help
>No power for anything
>Don't even care about my hobbies anymore
>Tried to hang myself
>Rope literally snapped
>Not even heaven want's me
>Think about paying a women to have my kid
>Don't want to be alone
>Need a reason to live
I feel like The Driver, and Donnie Darko combined.

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faggot

>I can't speak for all men, but my sex drive has plummeted in the last few years.
My libido has been pretty low for two years now. It's not only about sex for me, it's about my will to be seen as a normal and successful guy. I've been seeing as a freak since I was 12 years old, I can tell you that I won't let it go that easily.
I'm jealous as hell, I hate every couple I see on the street. I hate every rich traveling fag on instagram. I need to build something on my own really fast or I'll soon hate myself too much to keep living.

buy her a Daki
also this . Along with rice and beetroot. Mix it in with regular dog food if you want.

I'm in the same boat as you user. Only I'm reaching 30.

>what brought that on
schizophrenia and divorcing from my dad because he couldn't handle it
she really believes she gets raped by strangers almost every night, her meds are useless for her, she's too sick
one time she called the cops on me because she thought I raped her, 10 cops came in and I had to explain everything to them, otherwise I was going to jail

My mother got bored with her life and had an affair and moved in with a bisexual bipolar desperate and suicidal nutjob of a woman almost 30 years younger.
She's back home now. Somehow my dad managed to get her to see sense. But some people keep that crazy inside for years, and then it bursts out once pushed.
I think the reality of being around someone like that finally hit home to my mother and that the whole runaway romance thing she was bullshitting was indeed a lie, (I think a lot of it was her being confused having motherly instinct and this bitch desperately trying to convince her it was more then that), and that my dad wasn't really that bad of a guy at all. It took months because the girl keeps trying to kill herself and it makes my mother guilty as fuck.
We warned her so so many times. Even before the affair to stay away from people like that. They are living poison. The type of people who go around saying "I'm not a bad person. Honest!" even though they've literally just murdered a baby and have it's decapitated bloody head in their hands .
From a guy's perspective we can see those fucking red flags miles away, but women just can't help but get drawn to drama like moth to a flame.
Plus this girls friends ganged up on her like a cult and my mother's one of those people who need to "fit in" with a group.
Like she works with a bunch of lads and magically now gives a shit about football.
It's shit like this, that I've experienced has made my already mistrusting nomadic nature go into absolute overdrive.

my sex drive was lower but im back up to jerking it 2-3 times a day, minimum. almost 27 here

holy.... shit....

>minimum
No need to exagerate dude, you won't impress any girl here, only trannies at best.

33 year old boomer here. I flog the dolphin 6-7 times a day easy. I just hooked up with a T H I C C 21 year old grill from fetlife but kept getting floppy since I'm so desensitized from all the pr0n.

She ghosted my ass after a week, lol.

Not even drugs? And you didn't attend classes? What the fuck

i'm not bragging user it's just a statement

once when i wake up, once when i get home from work and then sometimes before bed

porn is making everyone sick in the fucking head and less motivated to seek companionship

I called my dad after that shitshow, he acted like he couldn't hear what I was saying and changed his phone number the day after
I'm gonna kill myself pretty soon anyway
good luck them, I'm tired of this

Fuck I dropped out at like 20 and I'm 23 is there still time? I feel old

hopefully your dad beats you so badly that you end up in a coma for the rest of your life

Better kill your parents. They're just shitty people with no right to bring a child into this hellhole.

I wouldn't be surprised if even the affair was a lie, very few dudes want to fuck a 50 years old crazy. Once the guys of that age have money, they want young girls and just stick to their wife.
Your dad must feel like fucking shit, I feel for him.

Nigga I don't know about those guys but my life bounced back AT 23. I used to post on Yea Forums 12 hours a day between 2010-2012, and before that I used to shitpost all over this site for 6 hours every day between 06 and 09. I got addicted to video games and played nonstop til 2015, then took the first step to recovery because I wanted one last saving throw to not kill myself
It's never too late to turn your life around.

already chocked my mom one time when she couldn't stop crying that I was fucking the 40 years old landwhale who lives downstairs
I'm 6"4', she's so physically weak compared to me that I gave up
obviously I never fucked that see creature and never fucked anyone at all since no decent girl wanted a guy with as many problems as me in HS

Thanks user this was an uplifting post

That's a big dog

You must ALWAYS have the high ground.

You know how young 23 is today? They were saying 40 is the new 20 10 years ago.

Noted.

>BDSM events
I need to get into it. How much it cost to you?

If you're not gonna spend money on furniture then at least get a big fucking TV, this is just sad instead of being efficient.

I'm sure the military could always use that.

I have a where's Waldo calendar and every month I go looking for the bastard. Seriously, if a dude has photos of scantily clad or naked women on his walls, it says he's obsessed with sex and he's not getting any action

How and when did you get rid of your addictions? I'm addicted to a different media and can't get rid of it, I feel like once you pass the teenage years, your addictions are in you. I was incredibily productive as a teenage guy, all my knowledge about different subjects comes from what I did from 14 to 18 years old, after that, I got depressed because of my lack social life and got addicted to watching sport streams all day long. Yeah it's pathetic.

Yeah.
The affair she had was definitely real though.
I have the misfortune of being tech literate so my mother was exposed as a cheat because we took her phone and recovered her deleted sexts.
And yeah, they were pretty gruesome.
My dad loves my mother so much he even cut himself with a knife once to try to show my mother how she was hurting him inside.
It didn't work at the time sadly and she left, but with time and encouragement, and that girl just being crazy and insufferable to be around, we eventually got her to see some sense and come home.
My father even bought my mother a fruit machine to try to help her at least contain her gambling habit which was flaring up again from the stress, (we use it like a piggy bank) with a no "burn all your money away like a idiot" outlet. He's a genuinely good man who cares. He just had a rough patch where he was unkind because he almost died from sepsis due to a botch'd kidney stone operation and nobody was able to visit him (They transferred him to another hospital hours away)
It's like she CAN feel guilt but there's a mode to her where she shuts off emotionally and stubbornly won't listen to you and takes whatever you say seriously even if it's joking.
Makes me sad my old saner mother may never come back.

How and when did you get rid of your addictions? I'm addicted to a different media and can't get rid of it, I feel like once you pass the teenage years, your addictions are in you. I was incredibily productive as a teenage guy, all my knowledge about different subjects comes from what I did from 14 to 18 years old, after that, I got depressed because of my lack of social life and got addicted to watching sport streams all day long. Yeah it's pathetic.

I dunno about being a hoarder but your TV is way too small for that much couch distance. You're gonna ruin your eyes from squinting if you play vidya on that.

That's just a marketing line so women think they won't have autism spawn if they hold off.

>might abuse cold medicine
What does this even mean. Is he a DXM addict or does he drink nyquil to sleep. If it's the latter then this meme is incorrect, because any wage slave with health insurance will be abusing ambien and/or prescription anti depressants instead.

>My dad loves my mother so much he even cut himself with a knife once to try to show my mother how she was hurting him inside.
Your dad has a good heart but this is the worst possible strategy, if he doesn't show more dominance right now, it'll start all over again. It seems like your mom can't take him seriously, something needs to be done on this.

I don't see any issue you normie rostie with 3 ass kids, balding husband and a weighty mortgage.

>I feel like once you pass the teenage years, your addictions are in you.
Nah. That's self-sabotaging shit lad. For me, I think about what effect a habit will have on me long-term. That's the key, you've got to think long-term.
>If I don't get a handle on this, how will it affect me 5, 10 years from now?
Once you realize that bad habits can fuck your life, unless you get a handle on them, you'll be able to shake them.

I feel you. My mother was crazy, dad somehow stuck around that's about the only thing i can give him credit for because who knows what would've happened if he wasn't around. Rest of the family has at least some kind of crazy in them. Imagine bringing a girl into this shit. I tried for bit in hs to be normal but got a pretty rude awakening of the situation I was in. Now i'm a shut-in just grasping to stay, whatever that means. should've ran way when I was younger. Could've actually had a shot at a decent life.

Yeah, even he admitted it was a bad dumb move and he wouldn't do it again.
He was just out of options at the time. He literally tried everything else. It was a desperation move.
He's in a much better way now. He's even eating a little better.
I don't think he's going to ever let shit get that bad. I think a lot of the problem is just no communication from my mother. She likes to bury her head in the sand and avoid shit.
She was overworked from a shitty manager job at the time and we all wanted her to quit but she wouldn't have it, she was tired and stressed from the life but wouldn't tell my dad she wanted a break.
Eventually they fired her because she didn't meet their mark. They deliberately set her up to fail anyway so all those extra hours were meaningless. She has a better job now. More relaxed at a farm shop. They act like a family which I guess is what she needs. A social family. She's extroverted. (Me and my dad are introverts)
All of this shit could have been avoided if she was just honest in the first place.

>Imagine bringing a girl into this shit.
that thought makes me physically ill
in my case, dad ran away when I was 11 years old, went to a few orphanages during that time because the crazy harpie was in a mental institute
I called recently, he told me he couldn't hear me and hanged up kek
in college, I'm a complete shut-in but some people know about my situation and I attract other crazies because of my past, the ride nevers ends
despite my good looks, I never felt the sane girls so far from me and the borderline/schizo ones so close to me
fortunately I almost don't talk at all, so they only give it a try every week before acknowledging that I won't talk to them

Imagine your wife gives you a baby and it's the most beautiful thing ever. Suddenly, nothing matters except for this baby. This baby is your life.

You save up money for this baby, you and your wife, with the hopes you can send them to college so that they can be better than you or at least happy and successful. Imagine watching this kid grow up, imagining passing the torch when you hit a certain age and watching your kid move away and live their life without you.

Imagine that kid failing and settling for failure. Imagine that kid pissing away all your hard work that you saved for them. Imagine that kid dreading the idea of getting caught more than the fact they are pissing on their best chance for a future. A chance that most people would sell their soul.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but you're blissfully unaware of the busride you're on.

Many parents are fucking shit though and you know nothing about him. Don't expect your perfect successful boomer parents to be everyone's parents.

Meh, my mom made my dad quit his job because she wasn't satisfied with making him scream "I'm a failure as a father" out to the world. She's been extremely unstable for the past few years and has told me since I was a toddler how much she hated me and how I ruined her life. Eventually things balanced out after we sat her down and explained how she is literally crazy, and I laid down the law so now she's seemingly normalized whenever I'm around her.
Crazy has its peaks, and with women you just have to be their "dad" so-to-speak and figuratively beat them into shape.

Stop projecting and grow a thicker skin faggot.

Poster I linked actually has a college fund. I know fuckers who are 6 figs in debt but work their ass off and graduated.

This thread is literally not me

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>Eventually things balanced out after we sat her down and explained how she is literally crazy
Only works with the less crazy ones, would never work with the ones I know. That only makes them more paranoid and confrontational. Congrats on having an only slighly crazy mom.
My mom broke her dad's arm when he was 82 years old and tried that stuff.

>mfw I live this way because of constant headaches
These chronic migraines are a bitch.

>Stop projecting and grow a thicker skin faggot.
You don't know shit, go back to your normie life and never come back to this board, fucking scum.
There are many legitimate situations where people are stucked. You just didn't live them. Not every loser is self-sabotaging, retard.